Chapter 11: Teeth and Eggs
Liang Ke, who was asleep, seemed to have a dream again, dreaming that he was going to visit his second uncle's house in the countryside. The second uncle's family www.biquge.info is very wealthy, and there are three large tile houses, the tile house is really beautiful, the big black stone is built to the top, the doors and windows are made of precious red sandalwood, the dragon and phoenix are carved on it, the tiles on the ridge are flashing with golden light, and people can't open their eyes, and there are many mighty eaves squatting on the eaves, how to look like the palace where the emperor lives in the costume film.
The second uncle's family raised a lot of poultry, chickens, ducks and geese, the rarest thing is a white-haired gray reed hen, this chicken is about to catch up with the goose, it shakes its ass out of the chicken coop, and the other chickens, ducks and geese immediately give way. This chicken is also remarkable in that it lays eggs, and it can lay large eggs. No, Liang Ke had just stolen one out of the chicken coop, but before Liang Ke could walk a few steps, he was discovered by the yellow dog who was the housekeeper. The yellow dog barked at Liang Ke twice, spread his legs and came over. Liang Ke was so frightened that he ran and screamed while holding the big egg.
"Rhubarb, don't bite me. Your master is my second uncle, and we are relatives. Liang Ke said a dream word in a daze and slowly opened his eyes. When Liang Ke's eyes adjusted the focus and understood the situation in front of him, he was frightened, "Damn!" jumped up from the ground, and ran away from the ground before he remembered to find his knife.
"My good man, that old mage still didn't kill this giant beast after so much effort, it is estimated that the old man has become this guy's snack, and it should be Liang Ke's turn to me next, right?" Liang Ke touched his knife in the faint moonlight, while observing the giant beast that was squatting in the distance, quietly watching him, while stabilizing his emotions, thinking about the current situation and the next way to deal with it.
"Who's Rhubarb? Who is your second uncle?"
Just when Liang Ke was confused, frightened, helpless and desperate, a simple voice appeared in his mind. Yes, it doesn't come to you with your ears, it comes directly to your mind, and the feeling is as direct and specific as listening to music with headphones.
"Who? who is talking to me?" Liang Ke was almost scared to pee his pants by this sudden voice, and he was not afraid of being eaten by a big dog, but a talking bug in his head was more terrifying than death.
"I, I'm teeth. Who is Rhubarb? Who is your second uncle?"
"Tooth? Whose tooth are you?"
"I'm his tooth, who is rhubarb? Who is your second uncle?"
"He, who is he?"
"He's an egg, who is Rhubarb, who's your second uncle?"
"Eggs, what eggs have teeth, what teeth can speak, who are you?" Liang Ke was going crazy, and after talking about tongue twisters for a long time, he still still didn't understand who got into his head to speak.
"You're right, you're a fool, a lucky fool, I'll say hello to you right away, you can see for yourself. As soon as the mysterious voice disappeared from his mind, the giant beast squatting opposite suddenly stood up, wagged its big tail at Liang Ke, and then winked at Liang Ke humanely, took a step, and slowly walked towards Liang Ke.
Liang Ke shook his head, trying to sober himself up.
"Stop!" Liang Ke yelled at the beast.
Cerberus put his newly raised front paws back to the ground and stopped.
"You're the tooth, don't talk in my head, just nod your head. ”
Cerberus glanced at Liang Ke, smiled contemptuously, and nodded.
"You don't want to eat me now?"
The behemoth shook its head.
"You say you're the tooth of an egg, where is that egg? Oh yes, you can talk in my head now. ”
"The egg is indeed so right, there may not be many dumber eggs than you. The egg, of course, has not yet hatched, it is still in the shell, can it still be called an egg when it comes out?"
Liang Ke's black line, since he came to this world, he has indeed become more and more idiot.
"But what I don't understand is that the eggs didn't come out, you are his teeth, how can you come out first?"
"I'm a tooth, and of course I have the ability to bite the eggshell and come out first. ”
Liang Ke is another black line.
"But why do eggs have teeth?"
"You humans are born with teeth, and that's a matter of developmental speed. The giant beast almost rolled its eyes at Liang Ke's retarded spirit.
"That...... I mean, let's not talk about this complex physiological issue. I now want to know who the unhatched egg is, and where is he now?" Liang Ke's black line was almost hanging to the surface of his feet, and he quickly changed the topic.
"The egg is a dragon, and it is at our feet right now. ”
"What did you say?" Liang Ke jumped up in fright again, he never thought that the dragon that he had only seen in science fiction movies really existed in this world, and he was standing on the body of such a terrifying creature.
"I say, we're standing on top of a hell dragon right now. Cerberus roared angrily in Liang Ke's mind.
"I understand, don't be so loud. Liang Ke said weakly.
"Actually, you don't have to open your mouth to talk to me, just think about it in your head, and I can understand what you mean. ”
"Really? I'll try. Liang Ke was like a child getting a new toy and quickly testing his teeth, and his mind moved slightly.
"Haha, that old mage died, and he used this scroll to perform life protection, but in the end, when he was about to finish, he was interrupted by you, and his soul countered, and his head turned into paste. And you just happened to be the beneficiary of this magic, so I didn't eat you, and you can hear me. ”
"Life Guardian, is that magic with a six-pointed star array?" Liang Ke asked through his mind.
"It's spiritual magic, it's magic to be exact. The old man was able to cast this magic mainly through that scroll, and in this world, in order to make that scroll, at least three magic gods had to cast spells at the same time. If successfully activated by a mage who understands spiritual magic, it can allow the caster and the caster to establish an equal contractual relationship, the main role is to allow both parties to form a life-level guardian, unable to hurt each other, one side dies and the other party will also return to the arms of your god, so often both parties to the contract will try to protect each other in order to save their lives and prevent each other from dying. Our ability to communicate with each other is just a by-product of this magic. That hapless old guy happened to know a little bit of psychic magic, but unfortunately, he was killed by you, and you took advantage of it in a fool's hands, stupid. ”
"What did I take advantage of?"
"I'm a tooth, a baby tooth. Cerberus rolled his eyes and barked.
"I know you're teeth, and I know you look pretty good, so what?"
"Attis is above, there is no such stupid human in this world. First of all, I am a tooth of the egg, and the tooth is only a small part of the egg, so this contract is actually a contract between the egg and you, and I am only the representative of the egg; secondly, as the baby tooth of the egg, I am almost invincible in the world, you say, how powerful the egg is. You have such a guardian, haven't you picked up a big bargain?"
Liang Ke was really ridiculed enough by this big dog, and he yelled: "Put away your arrogance." First, you are a baby tooth that has not yet grown, no matter how scary you look, it is a tooth, and it is okay to scare others if it leaks out, and I will call you a toothache if you pose in front of me. In addition, it seems that someone was still trembling with fear by an old mage just now, and said that the world is invincible; second, no matter how powerful the egg you are talking about, it is now an egg, and it can be picked out and eaten at any time, so it is secretly hiding in this col waiting to hatch. It turns out that he has no family, no friends, and no one cares, and now Lao Tzu has to watch it not break the eggshell in order to survive, which is why it takes advantage of Lao Tzu; third, I think it is necessary for me to let you know how to respect me as a guardian. ”
Before he finished three sentences, Liang Ke hit the fire upward, his body bounced towards his teeth like a spring, and a punch smashed firmly on the teeth of the teeth, and the huge inertia made the teeth of the teeth do a backflip, and the back of the head smashed firmly on the ground, the painful teeth screamed, and he got up on his stomach with a wheel, staring at Liang Ke and couldn't help retreating, as if he was thinking about whether he should pounce on and bite this hateful human being, or should he run away.
"Well, you've won, you're incredibly powerful among humans, and since we have to watch over each other, there's no point in fighting between us, though, I never thought there would be a human guardian. In the future, I'll make the teeth respect you a little more. After a brief confrontation, a milky but mature voice appeared in Liang Ke's brain.
"Eggs?"
"Please call me Achilles. ”
"Aragorn, you can also call me Liang. ”
"There's some truth to what you just said, but the tooth didn't lie to you. I am a hell dragon, the top existence in many worlds, although I am still an egg, but when I break out of my shell, this small world will spread the prestige of Achilles everywhere. So, until I wake up, this little investment of yours is quite a good deal. ”
"Haha, then, mighty Mr. Achilles, how old are you now?"
"I'm one hundred and fifty years old. ”
"What? I'm a hundred and fifty years old, and I'm just an egg, and this egg is a little too big. How long will it take for you to come out?"
"If nothing else, I could have broken out of my shell on my 500th birthday. Achilles' voice was full of excitement and anticipation.
In other words, I don't want to see you alive in this life, let alone let me help kill people who threaten my life, but I want to build a shack in this valley, be a wild man for the rest of my life, and guard you every day, so that you will not be killed by those low-level creatures such as greedy foxes and coyotes?
"This ...... That one...... Liang, in fact, it is not as miserable as you say, you see, although I am just an egg now, but my teeth are not already very powerful? Although, compared to you, it is still a little weaker, but you can also see that it is a piece of cake when dealing with ordinary mercenary groups and magicians. In addition, as I continue to grow, my teeth will become more and more powerful, and they will all be your life-saving help!" the demon dragon carefully explained to Liang Ke.
"It's more realistic for your teeth to save your life. Since they are so powerful, then I will leave before I finish it, and you will grow slowly! I will not bother you. Liang Ke left a sentence and turned to walk towards the half-dead Soto.
"Wait, damn it, you cunning fellow, I'll beg you, okay! I've been living alone in this dark forest for more than a hundred years, and you can't pity me, a lonely child?
"I have love, too, but not so much as to spend my whole life looking at an egg! ”
"Oh, so you're afraid of being tied here! Don't worry, I'm so big now, burying myself in the ground, because I'm afraid that someone else will find out, and I will become a ration for those guys I can't deal with now. Actually, I can be completely small, and you can take me anywhere. ”
"If that's the case, I can take you out to see this flowery world. Still, forget it, you're safer here, it's good for both of us. Liang Ke touched his chin and thought about it for a while, but he was still ready to reject the proposal of the magic dragon egg.
"Okay, okay, I'll sell it to you, if you're willing to take me with you, I can not only let my teeth help you, but also teach you magic. Think about it, as a martial artist with infinite power and powerful martial arts, you have learned the dark magic that only demon dragons can do, how windy it is. At that time, how many ignorant girls will be fascinated by your demeanor and willing to sacrifice their souls and bodies for you, and you will be the happiest man in the world. ”
"Magic, dark magic, do you mean you can swing fireballs, icicles, or all those tricks when you raise your hand?"
"Those are just low-level tricks, I'm talking about creating a plague in one moment to destroy a country, and creating a storm in the next moment to destroy a city. "The demon dragon obviously has great contempt for Liang Ke's magical knowledge.
"Deal!" Liang Ke has always been very curious about the magic he has seen in those TV series, and today he finally has the opportunity to get in touch with these mysterious things, how could he let it go.
"Okay, you exit this valley first, don't look back, I made too much noise, and then bury you, and then we will both be finished." "Dragon egg Achilles couldn't wait to leave this place, and when he saw that Liang Ke agreed, he was afraid that he would regret it, so he hurriedly got out of the ground.
"You wait first, that damn thing killed my most important person, I'll scrape him first, and then we'll go. ”
"He, this ant-like guy can hurt your family?"
"At the time, neither I nor my guards were with my lover. ”
"Oh! I see, in that case, then your enemy is also the enemy of Achilles, it is too cheap to shave him, and the magic dragon has a thousand ways to make him worse than dead. ”
"Oh? What kind of method is that, is that the dark magic you are talking about? Teach me, I'm going to torture this bastard myself. ”
"This ...... Learning magic is not as simple as eating, you have to have mental power, you have to accumulate the mental power needed to trigger magic through continuous meditation, and only when the mental power is strong enough can you mobilize the magic elements to cast magic. ”
"This ...... If there's anything simple, I'll try one first. Liang Ke asked the demon dragon egg unwillingly.
"Yes, there is, however, even if my magic is the lowest, its complexity is extremely high, and it also requires higher mental power and control of the caster, and the consumption of mental power is probably too much for you to bear, and if the spell is successful or not, it is estimated that you will become an idiot. ”
"What? I can't even use the lowest level of magic? I'm such an idiot?" Liang Ke was skeptical that such a genius figure was said to be so unbearable.
"It's not you idiot, it's your idea idiot. Didn't I say that magic takes a long time to learn before you can grasp its mysteries from the shallow to the deepest. I'm a magic dragon, and I'm a good spellcaster by nature, so all I know is advanced forbidden magic, and you're just a magical kid who doesn't know that one plus one equals two. ”
"Then what's the use of me taking you with me?" Liang Ke felt deceived.
"This ...... Well, Liang, that's what I thought. You are a strong man, but a strong man may not be able to do everything, let alone do everything himself. For menial tasks like casting magic, all you need is an idea and I'll do it. If you really don't find it enjoyable, you can hold me and let me cast the spell, don't you think this is the same as you cast the spell yourself?"
"You mean, use you as a gunman?" Liang Ke asked the Demon Dragon Egg with squinted eyes.
"What is a gun?"
"Gun...... That, this. In our hometown, there is a particularly powerful ultimate weapon, and if it coughs, someone will inevitably lose their lives. It's called a gun. Liang Ke explained to the demon dragon egg with a smile, and then secretly touched his nose.
"Oh!" Through Liang Ke's mental fluctuations, the magic dragon knew that what Liang Ke said must not be a good thing, but for the sake of his happy life in the world, he endured it.
"Well, you're right. In the future, if I want to do magic, I'll grab you, and you'll do it. ”
"Okay, as you wish. ”
"Then now, you hurry up and get smaller, and then I'm going to cast a spell myself, so that this Soto is worse than dead. ”
"Okay, you stay away. ”
In this way, on the night after the first snowfall, an inexplicable earthquake occurred in a small valley in the northeast of the Gega Forest, and the bottom of the valley surrounded by giant sequoia suddenly cracked with thousands of terrifying cracks, and those cracks were accompanied by the rumbling sound of the boulder colliding, and the giant sequoia on the hillside could no longer stand tall due to the loosening of the earth and stones, and fell to the bottom of the valley with the earth and rocks tumbling downward. The bottom of the crumbling valley seemed to appear as an abyss, and those rolling down giant trees and boulders did not stop for a moment, falling directly into the bottomless abyss. The earthquake lasted for more than ten minutes before it ended, and when no more earth and rocks fell, a faint red light emanated from the dark abyss, and slowly, the red light changed from weak to strong, and finally turned to a dark red like blood. With the red light, a giant egg like a hill rose rapidly from the abyss, and the rising giant egg became smaller at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the moment it jumped out of the abyss, the fiery red giant egg had become the same size as the egg, and the scorching flames that originally surrounded the giant egg were also completely absorbed into the egg, and the blood light emitted from the egg also disappeared, leaving only the ink patterns on the flat and smooth red eggshell that were irregularly entwined.
"How is it, you were stunned by Ben Long's handsomeness, right?" The magic dragon egg fell quietly in Liang Ke's hand, and he was deeply satisfied with his appearance.
Liang Ke carefully held the egg in his hand and looked left and right, and then clicked his mouth. "No matter how handsome it is, it's an egg, I'm thinking about it, I've lived so big, I haven't eaten such a beautiful egg......"
"Don't come nonsense, eat me, you're doomed. ”
"It's okay to suck a little egg white!"
"You bastard, you don't even think about it. ”
"Haha, just kidding. The little ones took it seriously. Now let's get started!"
Liang Ke walked up to Soto, who was still unconscious, grabbed his collar and slapped Soto awake.
"Sir, sir, spare my dog's life! Kill me and dirty your hands. My lord...... I have a chamber of commerce in Uwang, and there are four cat women who can make you happy like a fairy, as long as you don't kill me, these are all yours, just spare my dog's life, and my wife and children should also be grateful for your great kindness. Soto opened his eyes and saw Liang Ke's sharp eyes like a murder knife, and in order to survive, he once again took out all his chips.
"You should beg me to kill you now, instead of hoping to stay alive. Liang Ke stared at Soto as if he were looking at a dead man, Soto shivered in that gray, empty, cold gaze, although he couldn't hear the conversation between Liang Ke and the demon dragon, he still felt that his soul was being frozen.
"Achilles, come and make him worse than dead. Liang Ke grabbed the magic dragon egg in one hand, and used the magic dragon egg to press the head of Soto, who was already scared stupid, and prepared to start his magic debut.
"Well, I'm still weak, but it's okay to torture this unlucky one. Next, it's time for the great Lord Achilles' magic show, this magic is called the Soul Cage, which can enclose a person's soul in a separate space, and the imprisoned soul will be immortalized. ”
"What? Isn't this a fairy? How do I feel as if he's taking advantage. ”
"What are the gods?"
"It's God, don't get in the way. ”
"Oh! This magic is actually quite cruel, and the most powerful thing about it is not that this fool's soul has to endure eternal loneliness, as an immortal spirit body, he can see the strongest desires in the depths of his soul, and always remind him that he has such desires, and as a spirit body, he can only think, but can never achieve them. I'll give you an example: he wants to get the chastity of his four cat girls the most, but from now on, he can only look at that seductive body every day and go crazy, even if he wants to, he can't do it. ...... you think of this torture?"
"Achilles, give this bastard a soul cage. Liang Ke shivered, and couldn't wait to smash Soto's head with the dragon egg.
With a "thump!", a flame of gloomy orchid sank into Soto's forehead, and Soto's last howl was filled with despair, fear, insecurity, resentment, and pain, and frightened the birds of the entire valley into flight. Then his soul began a never-ending journey of burning desire.