The speed of this vortex laser is really fast, and the beer bottle seems to be engulfed before it can react, and the powerful laser frantically impacts the wound-bearing enchantment set up around the ring, and the overflowing energy is like a column of water washing through the glass, emitting on the light of the enchantment. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hahaha! It's already in the sky!" Looking at the laser that gradually dissipated, the black bear elegantly took out a large American cigar from the crotch of his pants and pretended to be forced in his mouth. He said inarticulately: "Don't worry, because it's a competition, I used a safety device, and you won't be shot to death by me." ”

The black bear was a little happy too early, Wang Dazhuang under the ring was stroking his chin while watching, he saw that the beer bottle dodged at a non-human speed, and the laser did not hit him.

But after a turn of his brain, Wang Dazhuang thought strangely, what is the safety device in the mouth of this black bear, is there still a safety period, otherwise you will get pregnant if you are shot?

"Oh?"

"What!" the black bear was taken aback, and turned his head to see the beer bottle standing behind him unscathed, staring at him blankly. The black bear was startled: "I'm relying on you!"

The black bear hurriedly pulled the trigger, but the black dragon cannon made a crisp sound, the black bear buckled it a few times, and patted his head in annoyance, "Because it's a safety device, it's too bad to use the setting of only one shot at a glance!"

"Oh, then I'm going to do it too. ”

The beer bottle took off his glasses, rubbed it back and forth on his clothes, and finally held it up and looked at his own eyes with a reverent look.

"What are you going to do......" the black bear looked at him strangely.

The beer bottle gritted his teeth fiercely and said loudly, "I'm going to show you the greatest invention I've made in years!!" He put his glasses firmly on the bridge of his nose, only to hear a soft sound, and from his eyes bloomed white sparkles, and the black bear was so stabbed that he couldn't open his eyes.

"Transform!!"

The roar of the beer bottle resounded in the ring, and as the dazzling light dissipated, a red creature stood.

"Ah!!" An old man with a white beard next to Wang Dazhuang suddenly burst into tears, he pointed to the red creature and shouted: "Yes~ It's Ultraman, are you finally here, you are my idol when I was a child!

Wang Dazhuang's eyelids jumped, he felt strange in himself, and felt that the guy had some familiar feelings using eggs as blindfolds, and now it seems that he is indeed somewhat similar to Ultraman, with a red leather case and eggshell-like glasses, except that there are no horns on his head, he is almost the same as Ultraman.

However, Ultraman is indeed a little too old for the current era, and today's children still prefer to watch bears, sheep, sheep and gray heads, and it is estimated that only sixty or seventy-year-old old men can recall the scenes in the dim memory.

"Damn, what the hell are you? Defective wetsuits? The movement looks like a lot, so I'm going to use my trick too." The black bear looked at the beer bottle suspiciously, and at the same time pressed a button on the back cover of the black dragon cannon, its barrel was suddenly shortened by half, and the back cover was divided into four petals, slowly separated, covering the barrel, revealing a deep black hole, the black bear looked at the beer bottle evilly, while slowly inserting his hand into it, and at the same time, accompanied by his lewd laughter, the barrel was actually deformed with its hand!

The black bear licked his mouth and said, "Boy, this is an extraterrestrial memory metal, any part of my body can play different functions and deform with it, I can't imagine it, I won't tell you, I also used it as a beep condom." ”

"Today, I'll defeat you with my Black Dragon Fist. The black bear smiled bloodthirsty.

The audience at the bottom of "Wow ............" vomited wildly, this black bear is disgusting, but he is really a genius, he actually uses his own weapon as a beep sleeve, if he can also make a cameo appearance in braces, it would be great.

The black dragon cannon was tightly covered in the black bear's fist, reaching to the elbow, and with the illumination of the stadium lights, it emitted a breathtaking dark light.

"If it weren't for him doing disgusting things with this weapon, it would be a good prop. Wang Dazhuang's mood was a strange state of appreciation accompanied by nausea.

"Eat me big punch!" the black bear roared, his sturdy body running wildly, the fat on his stomach and the floor of the ring trembling at the same frequency, and the iron fist slammed into the face of the beer bottle.

"Hmph!" the beer bottle crossed his waist with both fists and straightened his waist, as if the sky was loose!

"Ultraman, when is it, don't pose, your enemy is ahead!" the white-bearded old man cried out anxiously, holding the side pillars of the ring with both hands, his muscles exposed.

The beer bottle turned his face and nodded at the white-bearded old man.

"Nod, bastard!!" The white-bearded old man's eyes were about to burst out.

"There's still time to pretend to be forced, and you have time to mind yourself!" the black bear roared, and his fist seemed to really turn into a black hideous faucet, hitting the beer bottle!

Seeing that he was about to hit the beer bottle that nodded his head, the black bear licked his lips viciously, as if he had seen the beer bottle being knocked into the sky.

"Ahda~~" When the black faucet was only about to hit the beer bottle by 0.01 millimeter, he finally moved, quiet as a virgin, moving like a crazy rabbit, talking about him, a standard ground somersault, cleverly dodged!

"It's Ultraman!" the white-bearded old man was so excited that he was about to cry.

Wang Dazhuang couldn't look at it a little, nodded the shoulder of the white-bearded old man, and said in the latter's puzzled gaze: "Your idol seems to have a nosebleed." ”

The white-bearded old man hurried to look at the beer bottle, didn't he, the nosebleeds were all over the ground, and the already bright red leather case was even more vivid now.

"I'm sorry, I think I got shot in the nose before the somersault. The beer bottle covered his nose and muttered.

The white-bearded old man's beard was cocked, and he said angrily: "Then you still dare to pretend to be forced!? Also, aren't you wearing a holster, why does blood flow out of your body!"

"Oh, that's my special liquid conversion system, which can effectively convert the liquid in the body so that it is successfully eliminated from the body!" said the beer bottle proudly.

Wang Dazhuang burst out laughing at the bottom, this beer bottle and the black bear are really a perfect match, the black bear is indeed a 'liquid conversion system'.

Sure enough, when the black bear heard this, his eyes lit up, like a reckless man who was extremely horny, and he rushed up to do it!

"Hand over your 'liquid conversion system' or how to make it, Dad, I'll spare you from dying!" he exclaimed.