There were two bicycles on the quiet path, Chen Hua and Zhang Jianlong were pulling me and Zhang Baobao respectively on their bicycles, and each of them was holding a thick and black sugar cane more than one meter long.

"Lin Fei, the sugarcane grown by your grandmother is delicious and very sweet." Zhang Baobao said while chewing on sugar cane.

I replied, "Nonsense, that's poured with my and pee, it's definitely sweet." ”

Zhang Baobao was disdainful, shaking his legs, and the whole body shook with him.

"Don't move." Zhang Jianlong struggled to keep his body balanced, still holding the sugarcane more than one meter long in his hand, "It's not easy for me to ride a bicycle with a sugarcane." ”

Zhang Baobao stretched out his hand: "Bring it and I'll help you eat." ”

Zhang Jianlong: "Get out, sit down." ”

I sat on the back seat of Chen Hua's bicycle in reverse, back to back with Chen Hua, biting sugar cane, spitting slag, and a series of actions seemed leisurely: "Hurry up!" It's going to be late. ”

Zhang Baobao: "Don't be afraid!" The first period was a geography lesson, and it was fine. The class teacher will come to the class meeting in the second period. ”

Clicking, chewing, spitting dregs, the four of them repeated the movements all the way, sucking the sweet sugarcane juice, and soon the sugarcane in each person's hand gradually became shorter......

In front of the school gates

Because classes have already started, the owner of the bubble tea stall, which has no business, is dozing off.

"Boss." Chen Hua knocked on the stall.

The boss woke up from a dream: "What do you want?" ”

"Four cups of bubble tea, plain." Reluctantly, I took the money out of my pocket and asked the three of them, "You just ate sugar cane, and you can still drink it?" ”

Zhang Baobao said with a smile: "Whoever told you to lose the bet, you have to eat it if you can't eat it, otherwise you will be in arrears at night." ”

"It's just a few cups of bubble tea, and I'm not you, what's the debt?" I took the change from my boss and picked up the bubble tea.

The noon sun had a hypnotic effect, and the four of them finally chewed non-stop and walked slowly into the school with lazy steps.

"It seems to be the head teacher." Zhang Baobao pointed to the woman standing at the door of the classroom and said.

"I'll go first." Chen Hua rode in the direction of class (8) on the left, preparing to go around the teaching building to his class.

"Do you know if you three are late?"

Zhang Baobao and Zhang Jianlong, I, and I lowered our heads and pretended to admit our mistakes, and whispered in unison: "I know." ”

"Know?" Chen Meiling shouted loudly and knocked her hand on each of the three of us' heads: "Since you know that you are late, you are still drinking milk tea and walking slowly?" It's getting older and older. ”

The three of them bowed their heads and said nothing, and there was a burst of laughter in the classroom.

"Why don't you hurry up and get ready for class."

The three of us lowered our heads and quickly bypassed Chen Meiling, while Zhang Baobao lowered his head and puffed hard as he entered the classroom, making the empty cup beep, trying not to waste the last sip of milk tea in the cup.

Chen Meiling shouted: "Still drinking? ”

Hearing Chen Meiling's madness, Zhang Baobao ran faster, reached the back wall of the classroom, threw the empty cup into the trash can, and sat back in his seat.

"The teacher in the field can't come today because of something, so let's swap it with the Chinese class." Chen Meiling took out a stack of exam papers and said: "The monthly exam is coming soon, today we will do the test questions first, so that the second class is over, take a break, and we will explain the third class and pass it on." As he spoke, he handed the exam paper to the first table in each column.

"Report." Zhang Baobao stood up.

Chen Meiling glanced at him: "What are you doing?" ”

Zhang Baobao: "I want to go to the toilet." ”

Chen Meiling glared at Zhang Baobao: "There are so many things to be late for class, go quickly." ”

"Don't talk to each other, just be empty if you don't know how to do it, and wait and you'll explain." After speaking, Chen Meiling also lowered her head and began to do the test paper.

After a while, Zhang Baobao ran back and stood at the door of the classroom: "Report." ”

Chen Meiling didn't look up: "Come in." ”

Zhang Baobao slowly walked back to his seat.

There was a class teacher pressing the formation, the situation was indeed much better, no one dared to speak, they all did the exam questions seriously, until the first class was over, I finally couldn't help but stand up: "Report to the teacher." ”

Chen Meiling raised her head and put down the pen in her hand, and asked impatiently, "What are you doing?" ”

I didn't know you were even going to take up time after class! I've endured it for a long time. "I need to go to the bathroom."

Chen Meiling looked around: "Who else is going?" ”

At this time, several classmates stood up at the same time.

"Go." Chen Meiling waved her hand and continued to lower her head to do the test paper.

I, Zhang Jianlong, and a few classmates ran out of the classroom quickly, and then quickly ran back to the classroom.

The bell rang for the "bell ......" class, and the atmosphere began to be dull again.

For me, who didn't want to take the questions seriously, such a class was boring and difficult, so that I could feel and hear the ticking of the second hand of the time and move slowly......

Halfway through the class, the real ordeal for the three of us began.

"Report." Zhang Baobao stood up again.

Chen Meiling slapped the pen on the table with a "snap": "What are you doing?" ”

Zhang Baobao said happily: "Go to the toilet." ”

"It's only been a long time! Going again, is it fun in the toilet? ”

Zhang Baobao said aggrievedly: "I didn't go when I got out of class just now!" ”

"Didn't you go to the first class?"

Zhang Baobao: "I drank too much water just now." ”

"I saw you drinking milk tea just now, it doesn't seem like it's enough for you to drink, and now you have too much urine? Hold back, don't go, sit down. ”

Zhang Baobao touched his stomach: "Teacher, I can't hold it!" ”

"Then pee in your pants."

The whole class laughed.

Zhang Baobao sat down on his stomach.

I took the remaining half cup of milk tea and handed it to Zhang Baobao and said, "Come, fight poison with poison." As he spoke, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Get out." Zhang Baobao said angrily.

I smiled and pulled an empty bottle of mineral water out of the drawer and whispered, "I can't help but pee here." As he spoke, he placed the bottle on Zhang Baobao's table.

Zhang Baobao glanced at the bottle, then at me, and threw the bottle directly into my arms......

The one-dollar cup of bubble tea at the school gate was frequented by the four of us.

It was not unusual to stand up in the first class of the afternoon and report that I had an urgent need to urinate and wanted to go to the bathroom.

I'm also curious about the fact that a cup of bubble tea for one dollar is not expensive, but as students, we are not rich, and I like pearls a lot, and I will eat them, but why do others not like pearls and add them?

Until one day Zhang Baobao showed me his stunt, drank the milk tea, and sprayed people with pearls.

It's easy to make others feel disgusted, and it will also stain their clothes, maybe they are worried that they will suffer from Chen Mu's combination punches, anyway, they don't dare to joke about this.

However, (1) at the front door of the class, on the wall of the third stroke of the word "convex" in the teaching building, Zhang Baobao and others spewed out the words with pearls.

What word? With a squirt?

It is to use a straw to suck up the pearls and spray them on the wall, spraying them one by one to form a font.

Class (3) next to it will follow the example of class (1) the most, and it is close to that wall, and with their credit, that wall will soon become black and dense, full of pearls...... I'm speechless.

Until it was found out that Zhang Baobao was the first to take the head, the head teacher asked Zhang Baobao to wash it all off, you know, the walls of the new teaching building are newly painted.

After the test questions were explained, Chen Meiling used the remaining time to have a short meeting.

"Laughing at what?"

Chen Meiling is talking about me and Zhang Jianlong.

"Don't let me see the three of you and the Chen Hua in class (3) in the future, the class bell rang in the afternoon, and the four of you walked in slowly while eating. Your school is your home, huh? ”

I plucked up and said, "Teacher, didn't you say that you would treat the school as your home when we went to the health area to weed on the third day of school?" ”

"Hahaha......" all laughed.

"Dare to talk back?" Chen Meiling was stunned: "I heard other teachers say that you have to report to the toilet every time you have the first class in the afternoon?" Is there kidney deficiency at such a young age? ”

I:......

Zhang Jianlong: ......

Zhang Baobao: ......

Class: "Hahaha......"

Every teacher seems to have their own unique educational ideas, such as my primary school homeroom teacher, Ms. Qiu Huiping, who will let her students see any good articles, and copy good words and sentences to deepen their impression, so that they will be more handy in the future.

Chen Meiling also has it, that is, to write a diary, and the reason given is that not only does she record her own things every day, but also invisibly exercises her writing ability in the process of writing a diary.

Actually, I think it's pretty good, so I've developed both habits.

It's not just me, others too, such as Zhang Tian.

I wouldn't do something as tasteless as peeking at the diary, but that day I really accidentally saw Zhang Tian's diary, very girly, very childish content.

It's a shame to peek at the diary, but I can't help but tease her with the contents of the diary.

Finally, one evening, Zhang Tian couldn't bear me anymore when he was on sanitation duty, and chased me in the classroom with a broom.

I was having fun while running, and I was reluctant to run too fast, for fear of escaping from Zhang Tian's sight, so I kept it in a place where Zhang Tian seemed to be within reach but out of reach.

In the past, Zhang Baobao and Zhang Jianlong would tease Zhang Tian from time to time, and Chen Hua would also run to class (1) to provoke Zhang Tian to scold, but when it came to provoking Zhang Tian to chase and beat with a broom like Liu Jianli, I was the first person and the only one.

After chasing for a long time, Zhang Tian finally gave up the chase, dropped the broom, stopped sweeping the floor, grabbed the schoolbag and walked out of the classroom, looking like he was going home directly.

I walked back to the classroom to pack my schoolbag, and suddenly a person suddenly ran to the classroom, and shouted as soon as I entered the door: "Who is Lin Fei?" ”

"I am." I was wondering, and I didn't know the person in front of me, and asked, "Who are you?" ”

At this moment, Zhang Tian also suddenly rushed in and grabbed the person: "Okay, it's okay, go back!" ”

The man shouted loudly despite Zhang Tian's obstruction: "I'm Zhang Tian's brother, I heard that you have been bullying her, haven't you?" As he spoke, the big mouth of the blood basin showed its clenched buckteeth, and it pointed at me with its right hand.

"Alright, don't do this, go back! He didn't bully me" (I still clearly remember every word Zhang Tian said after so many years, especially the sentence: He didn't bully me.) Zhang Tian pulled the man tightly, for fear that he would rush up and fight with me.

At that moment, I seemed to have an illusion that Zhang Tian was also protecting me, in fact, my heart was touched, and I really wanted to say to her at that moment: Actually, I have always been just joking with you.

But I didn't say it, and I didn't want her to think it was because someone was scared of me for her. And at such a time, I had to be even more stubborn, and replied disappreciatively: "What? You're going to help her out, aren't you? ”

"Alright!" Zhang Tian roared: "Don't make any noise, let's go!" As he said this, he still held the man with both hands. The words were addressed to him, but I felt as if they were speaking to me.

"Believe it or not, I you?" Little Bucktooth yelled.

Maybe considering that the two of us would really fight, maybe considering that person was from another class and would fight in class (1) and suffer in front of the teacher, Zhang Tian hurriedly pulled Xiao Luoya and walked out of the door. "I'm going back!"

It's not that I'm afraid to fight, it's just that it's completely unnecessary, because I really know that I'm not bullying Zhang Tian, I just like to tease her, and fighting for a joke that may be a bit too much is ultimately my fault. I also regret whether it was really a bit excessive before. Watching them leave, I also walked out of the classroom, Zhang Baobao and Chen Hua were waiting for me outside, but I didn't know what happened just now, I just thought that someone had come to find Zhang Tian.

The next morning, as soon as Zhang Tian sat down, I turned around and asked curiously, "That person is your brother?" ”

Zhang Tian didn't reply, and took out the book from his schoolbag.

"I heard that he is in the experimental class, so he should be the same year as us! How could it be your brother? Could it be a dragon and phoenix fetus? ”

Zhang Tian remained silent and continued to be busy with his own business.

"That's not right! You're so pretty, but he's so ...... So......" I said, and I deliberately twisted my face to protrude my upper row of teeth to look like buckteeth, "Hmm...... You know what I mean! ”

"He's my cousin!" Zhang Tian finally couldn't resist my insistence and shouted impatiently.

Hearing her reply, I felt much better, at least I knew that she wasn't so angry.

In fact, at this time, I wanted to apologize to her, but I never said: "I'll just say it!" It turns out that it wasn't born by a mother, and your mother must be much more beautiful than a mother. ”

Zhang Tian glanced at me and didn't speak.

"Next time you want to find someone to intimidate me, you have to find someone who is fierce, someone taller than me! Look at your cousin, half a head shorter than me, about the same as Zhang Baobao, even if it is, he looks so cute...... "I once again exposed the appearance of the upper row of teeth learning buckteeth.

"Get out." Zhang Tian replied in a deep and indifferent voice.

"Don't do that! I think it's too insulting for you to find him to intimidate me, next time at least find someone like Zhang Jianlong who is half a head taller than me, and he must be strong and fierce, so that he can have a scary effect, the ...... who looked like his teeth yesterday"

"Smack"

Before I finished speaking, Zhang Tian lifted the book and slapped it on my head.

It's a good thing that you will hit me, at least it will dissipate your anger, and I laughed and said, "Good, good, good." I won't say anything. ”

After that, there were also boys who liked Zhang Tian who came to me for trouble, and there were also people who threatened to beat me, but because of Zhang Baobao, Zhang Jianlong and others, they never fought. At that time, I didn't know that I had an older brother I recognized, nicknamed "Canned", who was very famous in school, which was one of the reasons why no one dared to touch me in the school.

"Canned" was formerly known as Qiu Rong, the village is adjacent to my village, just graduated from high school, good at playing basketball, has many friends, and often fights when he was studying, his reputation is also considered to be played, once on the way to school met my younger brother (my brother did not ride, to go to the central primary school class, saw someone riding in the direction of the market jumped directly on the car, to deal with a section of the road. At that time, Canned Food was a junior in high school, and my younger brother was in the third grade. From then on, he recognized my brother as his younger brother, and I called him brother.

If you want to ask Zhang Tian which boy she likes the most in the junior high school semester, maybe few people know, but when it comes to hating, it definitely has to be me.

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