Skeleton Lu Kai stood by the iron cage and waited for the elites of various countries to come and slap him in the face. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info The sky is dark, and the bright lights in the city are lit up one after another, and to be honest, the whole city still looks beautiful if it is not destroyed.

"Whew!Whew!"

There was a sudden abnormal vibration in the air, and a slight swishing sound came from far and near, Lu Kai looked around, and saw that in the air in all directions, countless mecha warriors surrounded him.

"Good time!"

Lu Kai, who was originally extremely bored, came to his senses, and hurriedly stretched his limbs, only to hear the bones making a continuous "click" sound.

A group of mecha warriors landed on the square, blocking Lu Kai's possible escape route from all directions.

"It's coming, it's coming, this is the secret weapon of the Central Plains Kingdom, mecha warrior!"

In the distance, reporters from various countries hiding in the corner also came to their senses and hurriedly turned on their cameras to shoot secretly. If there is anyone in this world who is not afraid of death, in addition to soldiers, it is a journalist.

"Skeleton Man, you have been surrounded, please release the hostages immediately, raise your hands and surrender!"

The leader of the mecha warriors, No. 1, shouted to Lu Kai in the center of the square.

Lu Kai took a closer look at these mecha warriors, and immediately felt that the technology of the people on this planet was indeed much more advanced than the earth where he was originally located. When he was killed by lightning, science fiction things like mecha warriors only existed in movies and games, and here, the humans here have actually created them in reality.

The mecha warrior stood up to about seven or eight meters tall, and his whole body was made of steel, which was abnormally hard. They stand in front of humans, and they seem very small and fragile. The chest of the MechWarrior is hollow, and there is the cockpit, and each MechWarrior must be controlled by a human.

Lu Kai counted carefully, and there were no more mecha warriors surrounding him, there were ten in total.

"One, don't talk nonsense with it. It's just a skeleton, and it doesn't deserve to be called a human at all. The technology of our Central Plains is the most developed technology on this planet at present, and our mecha warriors are the top warriors on this planet, no matter which country it is a robot made by a country, or an unknown creature from an alien planet, it is vulnerable in front of our mecha warriors!"

No. 2 heard the Mecha Warrior hear No. 1's routine shouting with disdain, and said in a contemptuous tone.

"That's right, Captain, to deal with such a mere skeleton, there is no need for our most elite team in the entire mecha force, the War Dragon Mecha Squad, to appear. To solve it, all I need to do is get out of the horse. Look at its little arms and legs, and don't smash him with one kick!"

In the Battle Dragon Mecha Squad, the last ranked No. 10 volunteered to take the lead.

"It's an international practice, you know!" Mech One reprimanded.

"But," Number One continued, "I didn't expect our opponent to be such a fragile thing before I went out. Our first battle, the first battle that appeared in the public eye, turned out to be such a thing, it was simply an insult to our mech warriors!"

Lu Kai hugged his hands, but he didn't expect the ten mecha warriors in front of him to talk to themselves, completely ignoring his existence.

"Are you done talking?"

Lu Kai said that he couldn't listen to it anymore.

"Phew, what are you that deserve to interject among us?"

When No. 10 heard Lu Kai's words, he turned his head and opened his mouth, and spit out a lump of saliva.

"Do you want to die?"

Lu Kai raised his skull.

"Hahaha, laughing to death, such a small thing dares to threaten us. ”

Hearing Lu Kai's words, the soldiers of the War Dragon Mecha Squad all laughed.

"You little bastard, I heard that you want to destroy the world?" No. 10 crossed his legs, pointed to the middle of his legs and said, "See, your whole body is not as big as my water-releasing thing, and even with you, dare to say that you are not ashamed to destroy the world?"

"Hahaha, old ten, well done! When it comes to scolding, I don't accept anyone, so I'll obey you!"

Mecha No. 5 almost burst into tears when he heard No. 10's analogy.

"Fifth brother, this dog thing has ruined an entire street in Falling Wind City, this Falling Wind City is your hometown. How about catching this culprit now, do you want to ravage it and ravage it fiercely, and let out a happy breath?"

Number Ten laughed.

"Look at the way you smile. Five shook his head and said, "This skeleton is not worth my hands at all." Old ten, you are the worst in our technology, and you are the most lazy on weekdays. Now this thing can just be used for you to practice your hands. Speaking of this, No. 5 looked around Nunu and said in a low voice: "Journalists from all over the world are here, you have to behave well." Not only to fix it, but also to do it nicely and cleanly. ”

"This is natural, fifth brother, don't worry, I won't embarrass our Central Plains Country, nor will I embarrass our War Dragon Squad!"

Ten nodded, full of confidence, and took two steps forward.

"Stand back, everyone stand back, Lao Shi is going to play, he will be too strong later, everyone will not retreat, be careful of being injured. ”

Two quipped when he saw that Ten was ready to fight.

"Hahaha, that's it. Old ten, don't be knocked down by that little ant's punch. ”

Everyone in the War Dragon Mecha Team giggled, not taking Lu Kai in their eyes.

"Have you had enough?"

Lu Kai hugged his hands and said coldly.

"Ouch, look, is this little ant angry?" Hearing Lu Kai speak again, Lao Shi patted his thigh and said angrily, "I'm so scared, he's threatening me again, what should I do? Should I run?" ”

"Hahaha, Old Ten, you pulled the out!"

Seeing Lao Shi's appearance, all the members of the War Dragon Mecha Team were coaxing.

"Yes, mecha warrior, right? You're very bold!" Lu Kai clenched his fists.

Since Lu Kai came to this world, he has always been insulting people, and no one has dared to insult him. The mecha team standing in front of him now is crazy, crazy and boundless. The more arrogant people are, the more Lu Kai likes them. It wasn't until this moment that Lu Kai's desire to fight began to burn.

At this time, with Lu Kai as the center of the circle, the air in the entire space seemed to become hot.

What will happen next, no one will know.

"On the 10th, your own mother will remember this special day for you. ”

After Lu Kai finished speaking, he flashed forward, and the whole person rushed out like a cannonball.

"Boom!"

Where Lu Kai's body passed, there was a faint sound of thunder!

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Written after 2,000 words in the text, the right is a joke:

Yesterday, I didn't return for a day of moving bricks, and I rushed back overnight wearing the stars and the moon, and I clicked on the book to see, and sure enough, there were dozens of recommended tickets, and I couldn't cry or laugh.

Guy posted books for a few days, and he was bored on a single machine, so he told a few friends to increase his popularity. As soon as the message was sent, his friend responded positively, and Jun Jia's eyes rolled and he came up with an idea: "The matter of your book is all on me." Asked how to pack, answered: "A treasure package has been decided, click on the ticket, it's not a problem." ”

I was so frightened that my pants fell off, and I hurriedly said no. When asked why, I replied: "If you simply brush up on some data and can't get on the new book list, what's the use of using these data?" This book is only 20,000 or 30,000 words, just a few brothers laugh at themselves, there are no readers, those false things, don't do it." ”

You Shen agreed: "I'm going to add some money and brush up on the new book list." ”

I stopped it again and said, "There are few people on the new book list, it's useless, you have to be on the click list, and there are all great gods on it." ”

Friend's eyes lit up, and he nodded again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, you have to add money." ”

I said again: "It's not good to be on the click list, you have to ride to Chendong's head." ”

You hesitated: "This ...... Not so good......"

I said: "Swipe something or something, it's like a game plug-in, cheating is cool for a while, and afterwards the crematorium, you caught the account and sealed it forever, are you afraid?"

Jun A retreated.

You Yijun said: "After all, brothers, sending you a red envelope to promote it can be regarded as a support for you." ”

Let's make it clear here:

I have thanked a few brothers for their love, but the data exchanged for money is not true, and drinking to quench thirst is not the right way. The number of words in this book is still small, and the data recommendation votes are all floating clouds, and it depends on the results, and it has to be hundreds of thousands of words. Because I want to move bricks, I can't write quickly, and I'm ashamed. Brothers, if you don't have it too much, you will kill me.

For the brotherhood, thank you!