Chapter 073: I'll Go to the Toilet First...

"This little brother is a newcomer!" the snake man looked at Xu Yan and smiled, "The first time I came to U Road, I always had such an expression!"

Xu Yan touched his head: "Indeed, it's my first time." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”

"Then you have to sit down, U Road, first go straight, rush to the end, and then pull up, pull up and rush to the sky, like a roller coaster, right......" The snake driver said suddenly, "Do you have motion sickness medicine?"

"Motion sickness medicine?"

"Yes, it's easy to vomit when you ride in the car for the first time!" the snake man continued to smile and laugh, "This morning the business was too busy, and they all rushed to participate in the mid-year auction, and now at this point, all the people who should have come have come, and the business will be much more leisurely......"

He then glanced at Monkey Er in the back seat, noticed the moldy woven bag, and coughed with some disgust.

"You should be carpooling, it's going to take a while to get 10 passengers at this point......"

He took out three cigarettes from his car pocket and gestured to Xu Yan and Monkey Er: "Do you want one?"

Xu Yan smiled and refused: "No, thank you!"

Monkey Er kicked the driver's leather chair vigorously: "What do you want! What kind of cigarettes do you want, this second master is in a hurry, be careful that I complain about you!!"

As he spoke, he swiped the black card to the "chartered" card slot, and then chose the designated place - the auction house.

"Lao Tzu chartered !!!"

The snake man quickly put the three cigarettes back into the pocket of the car and immediately started the car's engine.

"Rumble!"

"Come on, boss, please be seated!"

......

"Whew!"

The car was fast, and the space outside the window twisted together like a glowing streamer.

Straight down!

Straight up!

It's more than a roller coaster experience.

Xu Yanqiang resisted the urge to gag, and the car suddenly stopped.

......

The car was parked outside a building in the shape of a dumpling in the Eastern Tang Dynasty.

The snake man pointed to the building outside the car and said with a smile: "The dumpling restaurant has arrived!"

"Just kidding, the Makin Auction House has arrived!"

The snake man added: "I know you are in a hurry, this is Gate 9, the location is relatively remote, there is no need to queue up for entry!"

"You still have to go through the VIP Gate 1, but it may take some time, since this morning, it is densely packed with cars, and reporters are crowded......"

"No need!" Monkey said, "Get off here!"

......

Xu Yan got out of the car in a daze, and the surrounding environment made him feel extremely unfamiliar.

Is this the black market? The sun on my head is even more scorching than the one hanging on Makin Square!

Raising his eyes, Xu Yan noticed a signboard standing in front of the dumpling restaurant, which read: "Gate 9 of Majin Auction House!"

"Have fun!" "The snake man waved his hand at Xu Yan and the others who got out of the car, "I have to go, according to the loan agreement of the black bank, I still have to go to the U road to pick up customers......"

The car turned around!

On the opposite side, an elephant man standing upright and more than 7 meters tall seemed to be about to leave the black market and waved vigorously at the snake man.

The snake man shouted impatiently: "Hey, are you blind, my car is an affordable small car, you big guy can't take it!"

"Boom!"

With the sound of a motor, Xu Yan watched the extended van with the license plate of "Black NO.516" rush into the box of a sewer next to it without hesitation......

What kind of world is this, it feels so weird!

Seeing that Xu Yan was surprised, Monkey Er smiled bitterly at him, and then reminded him earnestly: "In the black market, newcomers are easy to lose, so put away the emoji of your peasant entering the city, just like this second master, straighten your waist!"

"Let's go!!"

They walked down the red carpet, which ended in Gate 9 of the auction house, where two upright eight-meter-tall elephant man receptionists in black suits and red bow ties blocked their way.

"Sir, are you going to the auction?"

Monkey Erban straightened his waist and said unhappily: "Could it be that you think I am dressed so decently to attend the funeral?"

The tone is quite big, but the elephant receptionist only thinks it's funny, the monkey in front of him is too pretending to be forced, the patches on the clothes are connected into a string into a "two" word, not to say, the woven bag on the body is too dirty, obviously a tattered one, and I want to pretend to be chicken feathers, a decent ghost!!

"This venue does not accept idle people!Please show your ID card!" the elephant receptionist said coldly.

......

Taking the booklet of Monkey Er, the elephant man opened it and looked at it, then shook his head and said, "Black Iron Section No. 138!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but your rank is too low, and the blacks of the Black Iron Section can't be put in!" said the elephant receptionist.

"You're discriminating!" roared Monkey Two.

The receptionist's gaze was on the woven bag on Monkey Er's back, and his expression was unusually cold: "This is the rule!"

"Rules!?Okay! This is what you forced me! My second master has been in the black market for a long time, and now I will teach you two first-year receptionists what the rules of the black market are......" Monkey Er took out a card from his pocket and shouted, "My black market ID card has not been renewed, you see, this is the remarks of the street sign customer......

"Have you seen it clearly...... he jumped up, jumped onto the elephant man's broad shoulders, and squeezed his face over, "Let you take a good look at it again! I, the second cargo master, did you recognize the powerful King Kong fist monkey that became popular yesterday!"

The receptionist on the other end looked at the remarks of the street signman: "It's indeed the handwritten note of Boss Francisco, this guy ...... No, this monkey master is the top three powerful King Kong boxing monkeys on the hot search list of Majin's black market today-Woai Niu Dehua!"

"It's the monkey who tied with the Celestial Eye mutant Durka with one punch...... Uh, Your Excellency Punch Monkey?"

"That's right!"

Monkey Er jumped off the elephant man's shoulder, and in an instant, the receptionist's attitude took a 180-degree turn.

"I'm sorry, I'm a black market first-year, no...... I didn't recognize Lord Monkey for the first time...... "The elephant man receptionist was a little hesitant, "According to the instructions of the street signman, you are a distinguished guest and have the right to enter the venue to participate in the mid-year auction!"

"Then why don't you hurry up and get out of the way?" said Monkey Er.

"It's just ......," the elephant man receptionist muttered, "Lord Monkey, you...... You need to meet the second condition before we can let you in, and that's the rule!"

Monkey Er's brows trembled: "What more conditions?"

"The triennial mid-year auction is not as small as usual, and the people who enter it today are all VIPs above the bronze section, and the amount in the black card must be greater than ......" Looking at the cold and moldy woven bag on the back of Monkey Er, the two elephant receptionists couldn't bear to say.

"Isn't it just money?" Monkey Er glanced at Xu Yan next to him, looked back at the receptionist, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and asked with a little weakness, "...... Finally...... Many...... How much!?"

The elephant man could not bear to say that he was more than a finger.

"A hundred?" said the monkey.

The elephant man shook his head, sighed, and said, "One hundred...... !! million"

"Whew-"

Xu Yan sighed and patted Monkey Er's shoulder: "I'll go to the toilet first!"

"By the way, is there a public toilet here?" Xu Yan then asked the elephant man receptionist.

"Yellow race, 1.5 meters tall, wearing a red and white shirt, and denim shorts underneath, is it ...... You are ...... Defeat Nikolai, and by the way, save the monkey master from the siege of tens of thousands of city management under Durka...... Your Excellency AK48?" It was much easier to identify AK48 with the second-order evolved Mighty Vajra Monkey, one of the elephant men exclaimed.

The other end also exclaimed: "AK48 that should have reported on the black market last summer, AK48 that those small characters from the household registration department couldn't invite for a long time......"

"Is it really AK48 himself, and how...... Today...... Here it ......."

Xu Yan interjected with some embarrassment: "That...... Where are the public toilets?"

"Forget it, it's the first time I've come to the Majin Black Market, so I'll go shopping by myself!"

......

"Dada!"

Listening to the footsteps that were gradually moving away, Monkey Er shouted, "Hey, you guy, can't you get in?"

Xu Yan waved his hand from afar and said, "You can get a million first, I don't want to break into the rules of the black market." ”

Monkey Er's brows trembled, and he trembled again, and he saw Xu Yan walk behind a trolley, and then ...... It's out of sight.

This guy is engaged in wool, the public toilet is not there, can it be that the dog learner will find a telephone pole and pee on it?!

"Da Da Da!"

Two cow girls with five big and three thick cows pushed a bronze plate cart and sent it to the auction house.

"Hey, let's get a let, this is the drink to the VIP room, let me ......"

The monkey flashed sideways.

"Damn, the red and white stripes under the car are too obvious!"

I watched the wine truck advance through the gate......

Monkey Er was stunned and couldn't believe that the two big stupid forks guarding the door were so tall in white...... If Lao Tzu is this height, if he lies down a little more, he will definitely pull this kid out and beat him to death!

......

"Hey, is it just a million?"

Monkey Er let out a deep sigh and swept the black card towards the verification table.