Chapter Twenty-Six: A Very Important Matter
Just when the two of them, the skeleton man Lu Kai and the robot Robert, were bragging nonsense, the speed of the two was still unabated, and they were approaching the outer layers of the earth's atmosphere. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info there is no oxygen here, the air is thin, and it is infinitely close to the universe. If you look up, you can see the vast starry sky, and if you look down, you can see the original appearance of the earth.
Lu Kai suddenly thought of something very important, and said to Robert: "Robert, your tone is wrong. ”
"What's wrong with my tone?"
Robert asked, confused.
"Why do you want to admit it? Why do you think you can't beat me? You can't do that. ”
Lu Kai said.
"I didn't admit it, it's an objective fact that I can't beat you. ”
Robert felt that the gap between himself and humans was getting bigger and bigger, and he really couldn't understand what Lu Kai meant by saying this at this time, humans were really an unreasonable creature.
"You can't admit it. You should be arrogant. Now that they have caught me, they should humiliate me with words, ravage me with their hands, spit on me, laugh proudly, and proudly say that as long as they send me into the universe, I will never come back, and the universe is where I am buried. You also have to add that from ancient times to the present, no matter how powerful a creature is, whether it is a god or an immortal, a demon or a Buddha, as long as he enters the universe, he will definitely die!"
Lu Kai is sometimes hideous and sometimes arrogant, and describes Robert as a compromised villain in a vivid tone.
"Why do I say that?"
Robert was even more puzzled.
"You want to attract hatred! Before getting to the point, you have to make the whole environment depressing, make people breathless, make people hate you so much, they want to break you into pieces, when your hatred reaches a critical point, I will explode, crazy counterattack and slap in the face, so that the onlookers will feel hearty, climaxing, love and can't put it down, and can't let go of it......"
Robert quickly interrupted: "Although what you said is very reasonable, but why should I say that? Besides, I am a robot, where do I get my feelings? How can I be proud? How crazy?"
"That's a very good question. Lu Kai nodded, "If you don't do this, I'll break your neck now, and then go back to land and be the first to smash the White House." ”
"I understand when you say that, and I think it's very necessary to do what you say. Robert cleared his throat and said, "Fortunately, I have a lot of books in my database like 'The Self-cultivation of Actors'. Alright, I'm going to get started!"
"I'm ready, let the horses come. Lu Kai opened his big skull mouth and took a deep breath, shrunk his neck and said, "To be honest, it's the first time I've experienced this kind of scene, and I'm really a little nervous. ”
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Robert's face suddenly became crazy and hideous, and he laughed wildly: "Skeleton man, you scum! garbage! Waste! Just because you are also trying to be the enemy of the whole world? Joke! As long as I send you into the universe, you will be the Great Luo Immortal and you will not be able to escape! There will be your burial place!"
Lu Kai said in a cold tone: "Universe, do you think I won't be able to come back if you send me into the universe?"
"Ridiculous!" Robert sneered, the steel muscles on the right side of his face twitching rapidly, "From ancient times to the present, whether it is the gods who have ascended to the Tao, the pharaohs of the pyramid countries, the mysterious gods, all of them who dare to step into the universe have never returned! What do you think you are higher than these supreme beings? You are just an ant! Bed bugs! Rotten shit! After you enter, you will only quickly decay and shatter into pieces!"
Lu Kai sneered: "What about the gods? they will die the same, and the things that will die, how can they be compared with me? They are ants, bed bugs, and rotten shit!"
"You...... How dare you blaspheme?"
Robert's pupils dilated, and he looked incredulous.
"Blasphemy, if I see your so-called gods, I must screw his head off and kick it as a ball!"
Lu Kai said arrogantly.
"That...... Are you cross-talking?"
Robert asked quietly.
"What's the string?"
Lu Kai asked rhetorically.
"Isn't it me the one who plays the crazy cool hanging bomb?"
Robert was puzzled.
"The emotion is here, no matter what, you go on!"
"Do you want to be hateful?
Robert asked again.
"Fuck you!"
Lu Kai pulled out his hand and pointed it at Robert's head.
"Why did you hit me?"
Robert asked.
"I've put up with you for a long time!"
Lu Kai said hatefully.
"What's wrong with me?"
Robert was inexplicable.
Lu Kai hit Robert on the head with another fist: "You have a lot of problems! Do you know that robots like you who talk a lot usually die early!" After speaking, Lu Kai grabbed Robert's arm with his hand instead, and suddenly exerted force under his feet. In the void, the space under Lu Kai's feet cracked, and then the two of them ejected out with a bang on the basis of the original speed, and pierced into the atmosphere with a poof.
Wow!
The flames originally produced by the friction of the air on the surface of the two of them suddenly exploded, and the brilliant flames dragged a long fire dragon under the feet of the two people.
"What are you going to do?"
Even though his eyes were made of steel, Robert couldn't open them at such high speeds. Squinting open a slit, the eye is full of bright red sparks.
"Take you into the universe!"
After Lu Kai said this, Robert's became red and hot.
"You're so fast, my body is about to melt. ”
Robert said, feeling the change in his body.
"So what?"
Lu Kai didn't care.
Robert's steel body slowly melted, and Robert said, "I'm dying." ”
"So what? Why did you insult me? Why did you scold me?"
Lu Kai said hatefully.
"You told me to scold. ”
Robert's light brain is about to turn around, and this skeleton man is about to force the world's most advanced robot to crash.
"If I tell you to scold, I will scold you, I will tell you to eat, will you go and eat?"
Lu Kai's speed did not decrease, and the two of them rushed out of the atmosphere and into the universe.
Listening to Lu Kai's words, Robert's eyes turned up and down irregularly, his head snorted, and a puff of white smoke came out of Robert's head.
"Hey, wake up!" Lu Kai shook Robert's shoulders vigorously with both hands, shaking Robert's head almost off, and then he slapped Robert in the face, and with a bang, Robert woke up leisurely.
"I just froze?"
Robert slowly straightened his head.
"I saved you, so, you owe me your life. Lu Kai said.
"Where am I?"
Robert looked around and found that he and Lu Kai were flying fast, and under them, there was a big blue planet.
"Universe. We wander the universe. ”
Lu Kai said casually.
"Who am I, and why are we wandering around the universe?"
Robert looked at Lu Kai puzzled.
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Hearing Robert say this, Lu Kai braked sharply and looked at Robert strangely: This guy won't be fooled by himself, right?