Book 397 Lu Jinxiang and the Traveler
Lu Jinxiang's daily life in the past few days has been a little reversed, and she is like a bat at at night. She had just quit her previous job and was now at home every day with nothing to do. Just now when she went out to buy some snacks or something, she just walked to the community where her street lights were full of lights, and she felt as if she was being followed by someone, and she was very uncomfortable.
Women are like this sometimes, always thinking too much about themselves. Lu Jinxiang broke that she believed that there was no one nearby, but she thought too much, but just as she was about to enter the cave, she suddenly felt a huge force behind her and knocked her down.
Lu Jinxiang wanted to shout, but she couldn't make a sound because she was covered from behind. She has the same intelligence and the same weak body as Ula Mystery, so she knows very well that she is probably dead today, and her life is thrown out like a marquee. When I was a child, my parents divorced and began to live in junior high school, and I studied so well that I was hit by a flower pot on the day of the college entrance examination, and I missed a subject, and I didn't even find a boyfriend in my twenty-five-year-old career, and the farthest trip to the provincial capital was to see liver disease, and the most expensive clothes in the closet were less than 200 yuan...... Thinking of his barren life, Lu Jinxiang was a little dumbfounded.
Just as she lamented her bad luck, the force pressing on her suddenly disappeared, and a brief conversation of a man and a woman came from behind her, speaking in a foreign language she didn't understand.
"This person really isn't Miss Ulami, but he just looks a little alike. ”
"Yes, yes. I just read it wrong, sorry......"
Il is no longer going to correct his wife's habit of always looking aggrieved and unconfident when she speaks, this can be regarded as her character charm, let her go. President Yier is now holding the person who attacked Lu Jinxiang with one hand, this person is a vampire, his face is pale and his expression is a little crazy. Of course, he, a heroic hero, doesn't know.
"It's not a peaceful world. "Il wasn't going to kill either, he was too hungry to do anything superfluous. If you kill someone and bleed, you have to find a place to clean it, so it's troublesome. Kicking the guy away, Ill took his wife's hand and prepared to leave.
"Wait, wait!" Lu Jinxiang, who had escaped death, got up from the ground and figured out that the two people in front of him were life-savers, and without saying a word, grabbed Yi'er's sleeve and thanked him. She muttered some thank-you sentences in English, Spanish, French, and Russian, and she didn't know what the two of them were talking about just now, and she always felt that it was not from Europe. But people may be able to understand European.
Ilco couldn't understand the mess, and he was glad to see that the local in front of him seemed to be thanking him.
"Do you want to thank me, this young lady?" said to the woman in front of him in vain, knowing that the other party did not understand.
Lu Jinxiang hurriedly patted the ashes on his body, cleaned up the things that fell on the ground, and then motioned for the two life-saving benefactors to go upstairs for a drink or something. She had just escaped death, and she couldn't be more excited, though it sounded strange. But it's a great feeling of not dying.
There is still a lot of information that can be conveyed by sign language and expressions, and Yier is not polite when he sees the woman in front of him so polite. So the two followed Lu Jinxiang and followed her upstairs.
It was the first time I've come to the home of the inhabitants of this world, but it seemed to him to be a small room in the tower, a very small one. "Do all the people of this world live in this kind of place?" Il felt that he could name hundreds of inconvenient and uncomfortable places casually, but it was much better than sleeping in the open.
The three of them opened the door and entered the house, and President Il nodded decisively and satisfied when he saw that there was no one else in the room. Hana looked enviously at the soft single sofa in the small living room. grabbed her husband's sleeve and instructed, "Don't hurt anyone." ”
"Rest assured. I get it. ”
President Il didn't have any good intentions at all, he was able to sleep in bed after wandering for so long, and he was not prepared to give up this opportunity. Poor Lu Jinxiang lured the wolf into the room, she thought that the other party was two foreigners, and there was also a soft-looking girl, but she didn't expect that they would directly cover their mouths and tie themselves up after entering their house.
Now Lu Jinxiang is wrapped in a sheet. The mouth was stuffed with his underwear drying on the balcony, and the whole person was thrown in the corner of the living room. She doesn't have the heart to resist at all, so why don't you love it. In the past ten minutes or so, she has made three ups and downs, and she feels that she is not crazy.
Out of a woman's intuition, Hana understood the use of the shower for the first time. Moved to strip naked and get into the shower. President Il tossed and found a lot of ingredients in the kitchen refrigerator, but unfortunately he couldn't cook without fire. He couldn't allow himself to eat raw eggs and cabbage undignifiedly, it was a matter of principle, so he could only continue to search in despair.
Although Hana learned to use a faucet, she didn't learn to use a water heater, and Lu Jinxiang's water heater was not so efficient when it heated water. So Hana's cold shower was very uncomfortable, but with the results of her cultivation in the Ultimate Cultivation Magic Array, this cold water was not unacceptable, as long as her hair was not so itchy, it was stronger than anything else.
Lu Jinxiang lay on the ground like a breadworm, spit out the underwear in his mouth, and observed what the two burglars were doing.
"Is this a pair of psychopaths? Running to someone's house and going through the refrigerator to take a shower?"
Ilr found a piece of frozen meat in the refrigerator, and in desperation took it to the living room, wondering which piece of furniture to chop down to start a fire.
"Why don't people in this world have a place to make a fire and cook at home, but there are so many ingredients at home?" said President Eir, who felt that he had encountered a very unexplainable mystery.
Lu Jinxiang watched with a desperate look as the foreigner was walking around the living room with a ball of frozen meat, his eyes kept on his cheap furniture.
"Oh my God, don't do anything stupid. ”
Hana was washed with cold water for more than ten minutes, walked out of the shower room shivering, and ran to the light to keep warm. She thought that where there was light, there would be warmth.
"It's useless, the light here is cold. Ilr grabbed the flesh and leaned over to the lamp above his head, but it wasn't warm at all.
Hana has been transferred to slave traders since she was a child, and although life is hard, she is also a treasure in the hands of slave traders, and she has always been accompanied by maids and servants. Growing up like this, she didn't care about appearing naked in front of the girl, but with Lu Jinxiang lying at a low angle, she had a panoramic view of Hana*, who was walking around to collect and scrape fabrics to keep out the cold.
Lu Jinxiang and Ula Mystery have the same brain. The more she looked, the more she felt that the situation in front of her was incredible. She analyzed it a little, and if she wasn't dreaming, there were only three possibilities for this situation now.
First, there are some weird shows being filmed, like that series in the United States. I was lucky to be the target of being tricked, and I don't know if these two guys will hey in front of him for a while, and finally bring themselves with him. When that's done, a bunch of foreigners will come out and yell 'surprise' at themselves. Then he took out a dozen dollar bills and stuffed them to himself.
If this is not the case, then these two eight achievements are really insane. There is a psychiatric hospital near my house, and I can't get out of there. However, it seems that the food in that psychiatric hospital should not be very good, otherwise this somewhat handsome male patient would not be holding a piece of frozen meat like a baby.
In case, these two guys aren't tricky or psychotic...... Then Lu Jinxiang could only admit that he had seen a ghost. Completely unheard of language, strange behavior, the guy in front of him should not be......
"That...... Sorry for the interruption. Lu Jinxiang arched on the ground, trying to show his sense of existence. "If you want to eat or take a hot shower. Or if you want something to happen to me, I think you should let me go first. ”
Ilr looked at the woman on the floor who looked like Ula Mystery, went to the kitchen, grabbed a kitchen knife and put it around her neck, and threw the meat in front of her. The meaning is obvious, if you have the ability, let's get us a meal of food to eat!
Lu Jinxiang was not afraid at all when he saw his kitchen knife on his neck, the reason was very simple, because this knife was so blunt that it couldn't kill people at all.
President Yier saw that Lu Jinxiang seemed to be able to communicate, so he helped untie her sheet. Yier is not afraid that Lu Jinxiang will run away or play any ghost tricks. Now all he needs is to eat and learn as much as he can about this strange world.
Lu Jinxiang's cooking skills are similar to those of Wulamy, and the two of them have similar knowledge of their cooking skills. After she was let go, she obediently went to cook. Unpack the snacks he bought and pour them into the two demons who kidnapped him.
Yir and Hana burst into tears as they ate potato chips, pots, and drank AD calcium milk, and finally found their lives. After eating these little things, Hana also took a hot bath as she wished.
Miss Lu, who was kidnapped, did not feel the legendary Stockholm syndrome, but felt like an old mother taking care of children. Not only do you have to cook for the children, but you also have to bathe the children, and even use sign language to describe the effect of the shampoo.
Now she's completely sure. I either met Tarzan of the Apes or a traverser. How can anyone in this world be afraid of shampoo and be afraid of being like this?
Hana stared at the hot water falling from the shower with some trepidation when she went to take a bath for the second time, because she felt that the water was getting hotter, and she was afraid that boiling water would eventually be poured over her head. She carefully warmed up by the hot water for a while before she mustered up the courage to stand under the shower and enjoy the rare warmth.
Lu Jinxiang wanted to test whether Hana was really the time-traveler in his absurd thoughts. That's why I squeezed out the shampoo and wanted to buckle it on her head. If it was an ordinary person, he would never resist this thing, but Hana's vigilance completely made Lu Jinxiang desperate.
She didn't cook very well, and after leaving the bathroom, she thought about it and controlled the heat, and soon the contents of the pot were confused. Hana fell in love with shampoo in the shower, imagine how a person who has never washed his hair with water would be when he encounters such an artifact?
Hana, who was in a better mood, had the audacity to call Il over and wanted him to wash with her. On Hana's wedding night, she played a 24-hour marathon game of chess with Il, and finally fainted due to her mental concentration. When she woke up, she found herself in Il's arms, soaked in the bath.
At that time, she felt love from others for the first time, and she loved taking a bath with Il. Yier was not worried that Lu Jinxiang would run away at all, so he generously took off his clothes and squeezed into the small shower room.
When Lu Jinxiang came to the living room with a red face and a failed braised pork, he looked for Yier for a long time. In the end, I blushed and found that the two foreigners had washed together, and it could be seen from the frosted glass that these two people were not simply bathing. If the shower wasn't full of water vapor and she couldn't use the camera, she really thought that someone was filming in the dark.
After taking a shower, Yir and Hana did not shy away from wiping each other's bodies with a large pile of towels, and then went to the dining room to eat naked. Lu Jinxiang automatically and consciously shrank in the corner of the wall and buried her head in her knees, not looking at these two exhibitionists.
In fact, as the young master of the first merchant in Baiyue Country, Yier has almost never taken a bath by himself in his life, and when he takes a bath, he doesn't care about things like * at all. That's the cultural difference.
Hana had already eaten potato chips before, and looking at the black dish made by Lu Jinxiang was also a wise and decisive choice to give up trying. Il didn't eat enough, so he ate the oily and mushy braised pork with a heavy burden of humiliation, and he thought that the food of this world was like this. He had never eaten rice before, and his first impression of this staple food was terrible.
Lu Jinxiang was full of brainpower when the two of them were eating, thinking about what she should do now. Run away? Maybe run away. In fact, she thought about running away when she saw two strange foreigners getting into the shower just now, but she didn't know what to do after she ran away. Call the police and arrest someone? Or pretend that you don't know anything and go to a friend's place for two days?
If it had been two months ago, she would have called the police without hesitation, but so many strange things have happened in the small town lately. She was also worried that the two weirdos had something to do with basilisks and killer angels.
After the Gargoyle, or the so-called Killer Angel, appeared in the town and was widely reported, the rich people basically fled, leaving only the poor ghost to lie to himself and pretend that no other strange events would happen.
Lu Jinxiang originally thought that the unlucky thing would not be caught up by herself, but now that she has unfortunately encountered it, she does not dare to deal with it hastily. Thinking that the two of them had saved themselves before, and then they looked like two starving ghosts, and there seemed to be no danger, provided that he didn't provoke them.
Thinking of this, she decided not to run away and not to call the police. Just be possessed by the plague god, take one step at a time.
In this way, Il and Hana found their first foothold in this world. That night, the two slept in Lu Jinxiang's bed. Lu Jinxiang made a bunk under his bed. Ill didn't worry about letting her sleep in the living room, so he came up with this plan. This night almost didn't freeze Lu Jinxiang to death, and she wanted to go to the toilet as soon as she was cold, but she didn't dare to move, for fear of causing some misunderstanding, in case the other party thought that she was going to run away at night, then she would be passive-
The next morning. Ill, who turned into a parasite, asked Lu Jinxiang for breakfast.
"Would you like to have breakfast? Yes, let me out and I'll buy it for you." ”
Finally getting the meaning of this sentence into place, Ilr shook his head.
"I'll go with you. ”
So, the two of them grabbed their wallets and went downstairs. Along the way, Lu Jinxiang met the landlord and a few neighbors, and everyone thought that she was living with a foreigner. A group of old women who didn't know ABC were tied together, and no one dared to greet her, but they talked happily behind their backs.
Lu Jinxiang's reputation in the community is not good, the relationship between neighbors in this old community is very close, and the old people in the community always like to point fingers at the new people who move over in private. Lu Jinxiang doesn't have a serious job, and she always works at night, which is normal for young people nowadays, but when it comes to Lu Jinxiang, a beautiful girl, there will always be people who think crookedly.
Slandering a beautiful woman and making her a special profession will give some people pleasure, and this is the modern way of thinking.
Lu Jinxiang came to the bakery opposite the door of the community, bought bread for two foreigners very understandingly, and then got some sausages, beer and potatoes in the supermarket, which was regarded as fooling Yir as a German.
She wasn't in the mood to cook right now, and although she had determined that the two foreigners were not like modern people from the shampoo matter, it seemed somewhat arbitrary to conclude that she had encountered a paranormal phenomenon alone.
Lu Jinxiang wanted to further prove his guess and was thinking about how to use to test them. It's not that she can't think of a way, but there are too many ways to use and she doesn't know which one is better.
Anyway, when I got home, I turned on the TV and saw how they reacted...... She thought.
Yier, a businessman, stayed by Lu Jinxiang's side, using all his energy to observe the situation when she was shopping and paying the bills. He was keenly aware that the value of metals in this world seemed to be very high, or rather, the value of metals was high relative to food.
He found that Lu Jinxiang bought a lot of things, but he only needed a few iron coins and a few pages to pay the bill, and this woman didn't even have half a silver coin in her poor wallet.
Thinking of the cramped room she lived in, Il had determined that she was a super-poor ghost. However, the fact that the poor can easily buy so much food shows how rich the world is.
Lu Jinxiang is a real poor person, yes, now the second place in her thinking order is how to get some money to pay the rent for the next quarter, and to feed these two foreign adults. Her wallet had bottomed out after this purchase, and if she couldn't get the two guys by tomorrow, she would have to find a way to borrow money from a friend. This man won't follow me to a friend's house, will he?