Chapter 116: The Monkey Falls in Love with a Man, and the Wolf Falls in Love with a Sheep......
The skeleton chariot descended from the sky and stopped on top of the 1,700-meter-high bell tower in the center of the old Golden State, which is the tallest building in the old Golden State, and has a bird's-eye view of the entire old Golden State city. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
"Well, about X Jingang, that's roughly it!" Xu Yan stepped off the motorcycle.
"Bang!"
The back seat suddenly disappeared, and the monkey two couldn't react before they could react and fell to the ground.
"Damn!!How many times have you said it!!Is your skeleton motorcycle a normal motorcycle, as long as you get off the car, you will disappear!" Monkey Er stood up, rubbed his buttocks, and roared angrily, "Why don't you say it in advance if you want to get out of the car?!!
Xu Yan scratched his head: "Ah, I forgot!"
Monkey 2: "......"
......
At the same time as the skeleton motorcycle disappeared, Xu Yan had a black "X" ear on his left ear, Xu Yan reached out and fiddled with it, turning the black "X" to the right, and from the perspective of Monkey Er, it happened to be a black redemption cross shape.
Monkey Er said with disdain: "AK, you are too motherly, you learned to kill Matt at a young age to wear studs, and you can pay back the two!"
Xu Yan has two cross studs on his left ear, one is black and the other is silver, shining with mysterious points of light in the sunlight.
"It should be right......" Monkey Er rushed forward, stood on tiptoe, leaned on Xu Yan's ear, looked at it carefully, and judged weakly, "So, this black cross is X gold steel, and this silver cross is the murder road map NO18X!?"
Xu Yan nodded frankly and replied lightly: "Hmm!"
"Smack!"
Monkey Er suddenly slapped his palms vigorously and shouted excitedly: "That is to say, Jingang has done it, and the murderous road map has also been completed, we can go to the murderous road now!"
"Before going to the murderous road, didn't you say that you have to register the murder group first?" Xu Yan blinked and asked rhetorically.
"Ah! Yes, yes, yes! Let's go to the black market headquarters in the third district to register the murder group!" Monkey Er hurriedly pulled Xu Yan away with a white face, and after only one step, he came to a sudden brake.
"Hoo ......"
"Damn!"
Monkey Er exhaled fiercely, patted his chest in fear, and then roared at Xu Yan in a broken voice: "Damn, you idiot, it's not good to stop, stop at the top of the bell tower, more than 1,700 meters above the ground, and almost fell down just now......"
Xu Yan spread his hands helplessly and said: "I stopped here before, but you didn't look at the road yourself......"
"Don't worry, let's take a break and take a good look at the scenery!"
Monkey Er looked at Xu Yan in surprise: "What?!Look at the scenery!"
"Hmm!"
"Damn!!" Monkey Er roared with a heavy chest, "Do you think this second cargo is dating you, and I don't bring this kind of base, look at the scenery, this second cargo master is not in that mood!!"
......
Monkey Er is looking at the scenery.
He really didn't know how to get down from the 1,700-meter bell tower......
Jump?!
Monkey Er shook his head, rejecting the terrible thought in his head for the 46th time.
On this late autumn afternoon, the sun was very soft, and Monkey Er chose to fulfill Xu Yan's arrangement.
The two sat side by side watching the scenery, and on the top of the bell tower, the wind seemed to become soft under the filter of late autumn.
In the line of sight of Monkey Er, 1700 meters high, looking down, there is only the haze of the sunset, the scenery of fart!!
In fact, under the bell tower was a square by the lake, which would be very lively in the evening, and under the gaze of Xu Yan's clairvoyance, he saw many beasts coming here for recreation.
A fox man was stripped naked!
A rabbit was swallowed by a python!
A whole bunch of wolves and dogs are fighting!
In the distance, he saw ABT's police car coming!
......
"Monkey, do you say the ABT government is a good guy or a bad guy?" Xu Yan asked suddenly.
"This is a world of the jungle, what is good and what is bad? Is it natural for the tiger to eat the rabbit, or is it for the rabbit to roast the tiger meat for the righteousness of the earth?" After Monkey Er sighed, he said infinitely melancholy, "ABT is good or bad, I can't answer you, but I know that if I don't go to the fierce road to make a name for myself, this man's poll tax should rise again!"
Xu Yan blinked his eyes and asked in a deep voice: "Shouldn't you represent the monkey barbarian, what are you doing to be famous?"
Monkey Er suddenly covered his mouth, and his voice cautiously came out from between his fingers: "Did I mention that people are barbaric just now?"
"Hmm!"
Xu Yan nodded firmly, and turned to look at Monkey Er, as if he had already seen through the layer of monkey skin, and his expression was not shocked.
"Oops!" Monkey Er was a little embarrassed by Xu Yan's staring, he turned his face away and quickly changed the topic.
"In this kind of breezy romantic moment, the kind of question just now is so boring, can you ask something challenging, like, what kind of girl do I like!?"
Xu Yan asked cooperatively, "What kind of girl do you like?"
"Clams!" I'm just talking about it......" Monkey Er blinked, "You're a thirteen-year-old brute little ghost, and you're interested in this kind of thing?"
Xu Yan nodded and snorted lightly.
"Hmm!"
"Okay, the breeze is cool, I'll tell you about my ideal type!"
Monkey Er licked his mouth, and he was not ashamed: "Listen, my ideal type, I don't need to be tall, my breasts don't need to be big, and the hair is best to have neat short hair, cute ......"
As he spoke, Monkey Er took out a bunch of photos from the woven bag and handed them to Xu Yan.
"Look at it, that's it...... How?"
"These photos are all cute little girls, yes......" Holding the photos and flipping through a few photos, Xu Yan's expression gradually stiffened, his eyes left the photos, and looked at Monkey Er again, "But you are a monkey barbarian ......"
"Monkey man looks at man barbarian...... It's pretty perverted!"
"By the way, isn't it illegal?" asked Xu Yan.
Monkey Er blinked and said, "What is the crime?"
"For example, a monkey falls in love with a man, and a wolf falls in love with a sheep...... This commonly known hybrid ......" Xu Yan scratched his head and reminded, "According to the ABT Fertility Bureau Decree No. 763, it seems to be prohibited!"
"Hey, bring it!" Monkey Er snatched back the photo from Xu Yan's hand and roared, "Just think I'm a pervert! But there is absolutely no crime! This second thing is just thinking about it, and it's not the overlord who is hard on the bow and makes a ball!!"
"Ah, I'm just reminding you, why are you blushing?" Looking at Monkey Er, Xu Yan couldn't help but squint his eyes and laughed.
"Laugh at the ball!" Monkey Er pushed Xu Yan, "Don't laugh, it's like this second master is really a pervert, let's go back to the original topic and talk about ABT!"
"Why, didn't you have reservations about ABT before, and now you want to confide in you?"
"Yes!" Monkey said, "Of course there are opinions, but opinions can be big!"
"When a hegemon starts to burn books, if it is not stopped, its next step will be to burn barbarism, and when a hegemon starts to silence, if it is not stopped, its next step will be to be destroyed! Guess who it is?"
“ABT!”