97. Storytelling
Seeing that the pork leg was roasted golden and oily, Lu Kai, who was standing in the distance, walked towards Jian Wushuang and Time. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"What are you going to do?" Jian Wushuang hurriedly protected the pig's leg.
Time stares at the landing.
Lu Kai said funny: "Why are you so nervous, I just saw that it was getting dark and the wind was a little cold, so come over and roast the fire." What, what do you guys think?"
Time asked, "You are a skeleton, what kind of fire do you need to bake?"
Lu Kai hugged his arms, looking unbearable cold, and said with a shiver: "A skeleton is not cold, who told you? Are you a skeleton? Have you ever experienced being a skeleton? I am most annoyed by you who has never experienced anything but pretends to know everything, you don't know what I have experienced! I think people like you have to stay away, na, young man in white, don't hear it, you have to stay away from people like her, because when she is struck by lightning, it is easy to affect you! Click, the heart was stabbed, and the blood had not been wiped clean, she came over and said, 'You have to stand up bravely, I understand your pain!'
Time looked at Lu Kai inexplicably.
Jian Wushuang said, "I don't even know what nonsense you're talking about!"
Lu Kai had already walked to the fire, Jian Wushuang hurriedly sat opposite Lu Kai with time, Jian Wushuang held the branch of the pig's leg in one hand, and looked at Lu Kai vigilantly.
Lu Kai sat down, stretched out two bones and palms to roast the fire, and said, "This person." You have to bake the fire, otherwise you will have osteoporosis, and you may fall apart early tomorrow morning. ”
Jian Wushuang took the pork leg off the fire, cut a piece of meat with a long sword, handed it to time, and said, "It's almost roasted, it should be cooked." ”
"It's not cooked, it's not cooked, you can bake it again. Lu Kai looked at the golden pork leg, only felt itchy in his heart, and said, "This pork leg, you need to put a little salt, and it will be perfect if you bake it for a few minutes." ”
Time saw the pork leg meat handed over by Jian Wushuang, and after taking it, he unceremoniously gnawed on it, after all, she had been hungry for a day, and now where can she take care of any image, the oil, water and meat residues were all over her hands and mouth, and she didn't care about time, she was a foodie girl, and the time when Gu Jing Wubo was cold and cold in Lu Kai's mind was gone at this time.
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"Seeing you eating so deliciously, I suddenly remembered a story. Lu Kai suddenly laughed, but neither Jian Wushuang nor Time could see his smile. However, no matter what Lu Kai said, Jian Wushuang and Time simply ignored him. Lu Kai didn't care, and said to himself: "Anyway, I once took a plane, and there was a lady next to me who was airsick, I don't know if she ate more one day, and she vomited after a while." She grabbed the vomit bag next to her, vomited a bunch of it, and immediately filled the vomit bag. ”
Jian Musou and Time slowed down the speed of eating pork legs.
Lu Kai continued: "That smell, I really can't stand it. I went to the bathroom to hide, and when I came out of the bathroom, I noticed a very strange thing: the whole plane started to vomit. Do you know why?"
Both Jian Musou and Time stopped eating.
Lu Kai said: "Because, the lady next to me just now saw that the vomit bag had been filled with vomit, and there was no place to vomit, so I had no choice but to eat the vomited things back!"
- The end!
"Vomit ......"
Hearing this disgusting story, Jian Wushuang retched.
"You can say it's even more disgusting, this paragraph is too old, and the meal is really not flavorful. After listening to this story for a time that had never existed, he began to eat the pork in his hand again.
"Uh......"
Seeing the reaction of time, Lu Kai himself was stunned, this story, but the shadow of his childhood, even though he has traveled through countless worlds and experienced endless years, this story has always been stuck in his heart, tonight, the girl in front of him didn't care at all, and there was no reaction at all?
"I really underestimated the power of foodies. Lu Kai had no choice but to bow.
After eating, time burped, and slowly returned to his cold fan, and stopped talking. Jian Wushuang has always held the long sword in his hand, guarding the landing. When Lu Kai was motionless, others couldn't tell whether he was dead or alive at all.
From time to time, the fire beeped, and the spark jumped out of the fire, snapped and quickly dissipated into the air. The shadows of the three people were reflected by the firelight on the trees behind them, like three huge black monsters. There are many night insects chirping in the forest, and the sound of the stream flowing and the sound of the night wind blowing the trees form a pleasant symphony.
The night was already dark, and time slowly fell asleep on Jian Wushuang's shoulder, and Jian Wushuang did not dare to let down his vigilance, because he didn't know when the skeleton on the other side of the fire would make a rash move.
Jian Wushuang looked at Lu Kai, who was motionless on the other side, and many times thought it was his own illusion. When Lu Kai didn't speak or move, there was really no difference from ordinary skeleton props, there were no signs of life, and he couldn't tell whether it was a living thing or a dead thing. Even now, Jian Wushuang has the illusion that the skeleton on the other side of the fire is a dead thing.
Jian Wushuang didn't know if Lu Kai was asleep, he asked, "Who are you, where did you come from, and what is the purpose of coming to our planet?"
Lu Kai didn't sleep, because he, who incarnated as this skeleton, always had endless energy, and he didn't need to sleep at all, he said: "If I'm not mistaken, this is the second time you've asked me this question. If you didn't remember it last time, it doesn't hurt to tell you again. Lu Kai's tone became gloomy and said, "The purpose of my coming here is to kill all the humans on your planet. To that end, I've made a complete plan for the removal of humans. If you are interested, you can join me. Well, as the first human to take refuge in you, I can save you from death. ”
"Are you really here to kill us?" I don't know when, the time has come to her senses, her eyes are staring at Lu Kai, and the corners of her eyes are slightly moist. The human eradication plan, this was the second time she had heard it from the skeleton's mouth. She didn't understand why this skeleton had such a deep obsession, that is, it refused to let go of the people on their planet.
"I won't let you succeed!" Hearing Lu Kai's words, Jian Wushuang exploded, exuding a chill from his body, and said loudly, "If you want to kill people on this planet, you have to step over my corpse first!"
Lu Kai waved his hand, laughed, and said, "Just kidding, wake up and doze, why be so serious?" Saying that, Lu Kai lay down and said, "Don't make any noise, sleep and sleep." ”