[005] news broadcast
Tian Xin took Wu Tao and Lu Yan to a nearby 'Old Sichuan' Sichuan restaurant.
I know that Fat Wu loves Sichuan food, so let's celebrate here. Tian Xin said with a sweet smile.
"Okay!" Wu Tao looked at the Sichuan restaurant, couldn't help swallowing his saliva, and then patted his stomach involuntarily, this time he could hear Wu Tao's stomach growling.
Lu Yan smiled and lowered his head, because he also loves Sichuan food......
This is an ordinary restaurant, entering the door is the lobby of the hotel, there are not many people eating in the restaurant, and there are only two or three tables of people eating in the spacious hall.
There is also a TV set in front of the hotel, the TV is on, and the TV program is played inside, which is for people who are bored of eating, and when everyone gathers to eat, it is sometimes easy to find a topic on the TV to blow water.
Lu Yan and the three of them all liked the lively atmosphere, so they found a table in the hall and sat down.
"Boss, bring us a three-pound boiled fish, a plate of spicy shredded chicken, a stir-fried liver slice, a fat intestine, a plate of ants on the tree, and a ......" Before the tea came up, Wu Tao couldn't wait to order the dish.
"Stop, stop! Are you starving to death? Order so many dishes, how can we eat?" Tian Xin hurriedly stopped when he heard that the dishes Wu Tao wanted were almost enough for seven or eight people to eat.
"Is that a lot? In a moment, we'll make sure to eat them all. Wu Tao said confidently.
"Can you eat so many things alone?" Tian Xin's eyes widened and asked questioningly, although Wu Tao looked fat, Tian Xin believed that Wu Tao's stomach could not fit the dishes on this table.
"What am I alone? The real workhorse is here. Wu Tao pointed at Lu Yan very aggrieved and said.
He ?...... Is it very edible?" Tian Xin saw that Lu Yan's body was very strong, but Lu Yan's lower abdomen was flat, and compared with his broad chest, his waist seemed to be just strong.
Tian Xin's face was slightly red, he glanced up at Lu Yan, and when he saw him bowing his head in embarrassment, he had to turn around and ask Wu Tao: "Could it be that this belly is made of elastic rubber?"
"Hey, it's unreasonable!" Wu Tao patted his fat belly, pointed at Lu Yan and complained: "This guy eats twice as much as me, but people don't eat fat, I drink cold water and grow meat, if only I had a belly like Lu Yan." ”
Lu Yan smiled slightly.
At this time, Lu Yan really felt that it was not easy for his parents to raise him so big, especially with such economic conditions as his family.
Lu Yan has been able to eat since he was a child, and his meal is almost twice that of his father, mother, and sister combined~~. When he was a child, he didn't feel anything, but when he grew up, he found that he was different, so he rarely showed his true skills in front of others, only this Wu fat man had seen his true strength.
Today, Wu Fatzi did not hesitate to sell his friends in exchange for the hearts of beauties, Lu Yan can only express his understanding, although he also has a good impression of Tian Xin, but ~~ Who made Wu Tao his buddy?
"Well, today I must-eat and cry you! Eat until your flesh hurts!" Lu Yan yelled at Wu Tao viciously.
"Haha!" Wu Tao put on a good look.
Tian Xin looked at the two people in front of him, frowned slightly, and said, "I feel that I seem to be sitting at the wrong table today." ”
When the dish came up, Lu Yan was no longer squeezing at this time.
Anyway, I didn't want to be too elegant in front of Tian Xin, especially in front of Wu Tao.
Lu Yan ordered four bowls of rice first, although Wu Tao ordered a few bottles of beer, but Lu Yan did not have the habit of drinking on an empty stomach, he needed to use four bowls of rice to base his stomach first.
"The spicy shredded chicken is the best appetizer. Lu Yan picked up the plate of spicy shredded chicken, put a quarter of the dish into a bowl of rice, then picked up the bowl of rice and smelled it, smiled slightly, and moved the chopsticks in his hand slightly... Three mouthfuls... Wipe out a bowl of rice and a quarter of the spicy shredded chicken.
Tian Xin's eyes are straight, and his mouth is slightly open...
Wu Fatzi began to purse his lips on the side...
"Second bowl..."After Lu Yan finished speaking, he wanted to serve the plate of spicy shredded chicken again, but after thinking about it, he said, "Forget it, don't eat the same dish..."
Lu Yan put a quarter of the fried liver slices into the second bowl of rice.
It's still three...
Tian Xin's eyes blinked, and his mouth was O-shaped...
Wu Fatzi was even happier, with a gloating expression...
"No, you can't destroy my 'fat intestines' like this!" When Wu Tao saw Lu Yan looking at the third bowl of rice, he stared at the fat intestines, and he snatched the dish in front of him.
So, Lu Yan had to use ants to go up the tree to make the third bowl of rice.
Lu Yan ate very happily.
He thought of his father again, "You can make me not run too fast, let me not jump too high, but you can't let me eat too much!
Choked slightly, three mouthfuls, and the third bowl of rice was gone.
"Don't just watch me eat. Lu Yan said humbly to Tian Xin, whose eyes were about to be the size of a light bulb, and Wu Tao, who was about to burst into tears with his eyes smiling.
"Are you sent by aliens to snatch the earth's food resources!" Tian Xin patted his little pink face and said in great shock.
And Wu Tao had already laughed on the side.
"It's time to start drinking!" When Lu Yan wiped out the fourth bowl of rice with the tail of a boiled fish, they began to officially celebrate Wu Tao's passing of the exam.
"Congratulations to Fat Wu!" the meal finally began to go on its normal course.
......
The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.
Lu Yan started watching TV, because he knew that Wu Tao was looking for an opportunity to chat with Tian Xinduo, and he was playing the role of a light bulb today.
So after Lu Yan occasionally perfunctory a few sentences between the two of them, more ways to pass the time of boredom is to watch TV, although TV is only broadcasting news, but now Lu Yan can't find anything else to do, so he has to use the way of watching the news to pass the time.
"...... the 'Earth Alliance' news agency: Today, Mr. 'Maccabie', an important senator of the 'Star Alliance' and in charge of earth affairs, visited Earth, and he will stay here for a week......
The high-ranking officials of the 'Interstellar Alliance' have not had many opportunities to come to Earth, and this news is being broadcast on TV in a big way.
At this time, Lu Yan saw that the heads of state on the earth appeared in front of a red carpet on TV, and they stood in line next to the carpet, which reminded Lu Yan of the refugees waiting for others to give alms...
After a few moments, a black flying saucer-like alien ship landed at the end of the red carpet.
The exhaust gas from the lower end of the flying saucer blew up a large puff of dust, and in a moment, the heads of state, who looked bright and shiny just now, immediately turned into a gray face...
"Bullshit important councilor, in the Interstellar Alliance, this Macabi is at most a miscellaneous character. At the table next to him, a person seemed to have drunk too much wine and scolded angrily.
"It's just a dog fighting a man!"
"Who made us earth can't beat aliens?"
"Hey, the people sent by the 'Interstellar Alliance' to the earth, the lower the official position, the more Liliang on the earth, in the eyes of the Interstellar Alliance... Weak..."
I don't know who said the next sentence, and the hotel lobby was quiet again...
At this time, the spaceship on the TV finally stopped spraying, the spacecraft stopped, a pitch-black door opened on the side, and then out of the door came a robot-like creature, which was the senator of the Interstellar Alliance, Maccoby.
It is said that the so-called 'interstellar alliance' is ruled by a planet called Okla.
Macabi was covered in a layer of gray-black, metallic armor, an alien machine suit, also known as a spacesuit, which was a special metal material.
Only Maccobi's face was not covered in metal, but it was also covered by a thick layer of glass, but through that layer of glass, the crowd saw not a human face, but a toad-like, gray, pitted, and bulging face - disgusting.
Earthlings, no one has ever seen the true appearance of these aliens, all they see are images wrapped in machine suits.
All they could see was Maccoby's face, and his eyes, which were exactly like two black briquettes on his leprosy face.
"With so many people on our earth, can't we kill the rule of these dozens of aliens?" someone at the table next to him said indignantly.
When that person said dozens of aliens, he meant -- there are only a few dozen aliens on Earth right now, and they hold important positions in several important powers and control the Earth.
"Where are these dozens of aliens? They rely on the Liliang of the 'Interstellar Alliance'. "Someone returned.
"Hey, don't talk about the Interstellar Alliance, it's just that now Macbi, these dozen aliens, any one of them, now let all the countries come and kill him... It is said that his machine suit can't be blown up even by missiles, not to mention that they have a lot of cutting-edge weapons. ”
"Technology, we're too far from extraterrestrial technology!"
"Don't just raise the morale of others and extinguish our own prestige, I have heard before that someone hacked an alien to death with an 'alien war knife'!"
"That's just what I heard, who has ever seen someone like that?"
"Supposedly, that person is a mutant. ”
"Who knows if that mutant is another alien?"
"Also, let's not drive out one group of aliens and recruit another group of aliens!"
"I've heard that those mutants are terrifying!"
......
Lu Yan looked at the TV, silently listening to the chatting of those people, and thought it was very interesting. The words of these people also represent the attitude of the people of the earth towards these things.
"This Maccabie, it seems that he will come to Earth at this time of year!" Suddenly, Tian Xin's voice sounded softly in Lu Yan's ears.
It turned out that Tian Xin saw that Lu Huo had been watching TV, and was afraid that he would be bored, so he took the initiative to talk to Lu Yan.
"Oh, yes, he does come to Earth at this time of year. Lu Yan came back to his senses and hurriedly followed Tian Xin's words.
"These few days happen to be the day of sports evaluations in major schools on the earth, won't he come to supervise the sports evaluations on the earth?" Wu Tao saw that Lu Yan and Tian Xin had changed the content of the chat to Macbi's channel, and he also interjected a sentence and was silent.
Lu Yan smiled cooperatively.
"Phew, only you, a fat man, take sports evaluation so seriously, and the councilor of the 'Star Alliance' will still care about the sports evaluation of middle school students on the earth?" Tian Xin glanced at Wu Tao, but was also laughed at by Wu Tao.
Lu Yan saw that Wu Tao and Tian Xin were chatting happily, so he turned his attention to the TV again, and the news about mutants and mutant beasts was now being broadcast on TV.