In fact, what Kevin said is slightly beyond the scope of his mission, and the theory of really teaching kobolds how to win and even rise does not adhere to the interests of Lou Pauler. The best thing to do is to give them tactics such as interspersed encirclement, where the fighting is fiercer and still stalemate, so that the military observer can observe more.

However, Kevin still said it after all, in fact, it is not an esoteric philosophy, something that can be bought on the market, but after interpretation, it often has a different effect. Whether he can really help them, no one can say, Kevin is just making ideas, observing and verifying his own ideas.

Of course, Kevin only gave a rough plan, and did not even have specific implementation steps, depending on the princess's own ability. The princess also couldn't help but have a headache, the situation of the kobold is very different from that of Lou Baole, there is almost no concept of heroes for the kobolds, and it is difficult for them to understand the battle to the end.

They'll ask, "Why don't you surrender? Is this stupid?"

If you want to correct them, it's better to teach them to believe that God is right. If God can really go out and preach casually, then it will naturally be done, there is no other problem, the key is that it can't. This is a remote area, and the Church of Light can't control it for the time being, if it doesn't matter if it spreads out, then how should the Church of Light deal with itself? Even the god of faith is the son of the other party, and he himself is not a little shorter?

Even if a completely new religion is created, it is okay not to proselytize, but as long as it is proselytized, other existing religions will inevitably be suppressed. One more religion is tantamount to stealing a bunch of believers from others, and at the same time challenging the doctrine. There are already gods or angels and demons and so on, and you are the god that has come out again? What generation, what intensity? This must be debated.

And the point is, if any random person creates a religion, then this time will already be full of various religions, and it will be the turn of the Church of Light to dominate the family.

At the same time, Kevin also had to start raising high-level magical beasts, and he had no experience in this, but he knew that he couldn't be sloppy. Especially if you want it to participate in the battle, it belongs to its fighting skills, the cooperation with the owner, and what to eat and drink. Unless it's just a pig, it just needs to be fed.

In desperation, Kevin had to ask the ambassador for help again, although Kevin knew a lot, but this was too professional to think of before.

The ambassador was shocked at this time: "The little tiger is in your hands?"

"Ah, didn't I tell you?" Kevin was embarrassed, "Haha, not actually around." ”

The ambassador slowed down, took a sip of water from his cup: "I really should admire you, even dare to touch this kind of thing." But forget it, I'm not going to say it. As for the breeding method, I don't know very well, I haven't raised a monster of this level yet. ”

"Otherwise, let's send two books to China. Kevin proposed.

"Then you wait. The ambassador replied.

Looking for the ambassador to no avail, Kevin could only say to the crow: "You can raise the little tiger for the time being, work hard." Play with it, enhance your feelings, and teach those who can teach first. ”

"Teach it what?" asked the crow.

"At least...... Teach it to dig a pit before, and then bury it after it is finished. Kevin replied.

Raven: "......"

"By the way, give it a name, they didn't take it. Raven replied.

Kevin thought for a moment, and couldn't think of any good name for a while: "Let's put it first, it's really okay to call it Xiao Hei." ”

The crow was silent for a moment and replied, "I am also black, do you call it or call me this little black." ”

"That'...... That's big black. Kevin was casual, "Of course you can give it a big name in the future, let's call it that for now." ”

The crow stopped answering and flew to the side of the little tiger: "Da Hei, you will be called Da Hei in the future, do you know?"

Of course, the little tiger is not so easy to understand, but subconsciously slapped the crow with his claws, the crow did not dare to be careless, no matter how small the tiger was, it was also a tiger, if a missed hand was bitten to death, it was saved, and he hurriedly dodged. The little tiger pounced on it, and the next pounce came, and the two of them played happily.

On the other side, the kobold princess gathered the whole city according to the custom, which was still the habit left by Kevin and them, and everyone studied together in the evening. At that time, except for Kevin's teaching at the beginning, all of them were taught by Fett, and the teaching was very tiring, and the language barrier could only be compared and drawn.

Now the princess naturally does not have this problem, of course, she can teach it better. It's just that she is only one person after all, and no matter how loud her voice is, it is impossible to teach thousands of people at the same time. She can only choose some better people to teach, and others can tell stories at most, which is a more cordial move.

The kobolds here have hardly heard the bard's jokes, and even if the princess speaks ordinarily, they still listen to them with relish. These stories or teaching content are all thought of by the princess herself, there is nothing Kevin here, Kevin will occasionally let the crow report some lecture content, but it is some very basic things, after a few times, Kevin let the crow decide whether it is worth reporting or not.

"Princess, what story will you tell today?" There are already kobolds who can't wait to raise their hands and ask, the princess usually doesn't have a shelf, she is already familiar with everyone here, and some of them don't have names and help them pick them, although they take the same type as "male tiger", read out what kind of bench chair and so on in another language, kobolds sound very handsome.

"What do you want to hear?" the princess smiled at everyone, and in the eyes of the kobolds, the princess was beautiful and holy, and she could make a little cry with a slight smile.

The brave quilt on the side spoke: "Why don't you tell me about Lou Baole Country?" After all, our god is passed over there, Princess, you have been there to study, you should know a lot, right?"

The princess nodded, but hesitated for a moment and shook her head: "Forget it, the story of Lou Baole is too long, let me sort it out and tell it next time." I remember the last time there were light and dark elves here, do you want to hear the story of the elves?"

"Good. "Of course the kobolds don't have a problem. When he first preached, the Dark Elves were also among the cultists, and although he didn't contribute much, at least his very different appearance impressed the kobolds.

The crow was also on the side at this time, and immediately passed it to Kevin. Kevin pondered for a moment, and could only guess like this: "Maybe the princess is also a royal family after all, so think about it." ”

Over there, the princess had already begun her enthusiastic speech: "As you know, the elves are one of the oldest races, they live a long life, they all live in the woods, and they still maintain their ancient habits until now. In the center of each grove there will be an ancient tree of life as a pillar, forming a forest suitable for elves to live in. When the elves are full, they just need to take the fruit of the Tree of Life and go out to find a place and replant a forest. ”

"Over the course of thousands of years, the elven forests have expanded to the gigantic size they are today. This scale is so large that you can't get out even if you walk in a straight line for three years. The princess tried to give them some intuitive metaphors.

"Wow. Sure enough, the kobolds began to look up and think, as if they were estimating how far they would walk in three years.

The princess continued: "The elves are peace-loving, and they also have great power that ordinary people dare not do anything to them. Until one day, the necromancer appeared!"

"It was during the Second Holy War, the necromancer appeared, and its powerful power defeated the surrounding countries almost instantly, and the local Church of Light was almost vulnerable, and at that time, the Lane Empire was just an ordinary country, far less powerful than it is now, and as for us, we had not yet established a state. The princess smiled wryly.

"Wow, why is that necromancer so powerful?" the kobolds didn't have any rules, and they interrupted directly when they thought of something.

The princess didn't mind, and patiently replied, "Because the necromancer sold his soul, even sacrificed his body, and treated himself in the most cruel and extreme way, as well as others, this is why he is so strong." But no matter how strong the necromancer is, he will still be defeated by the light after all, and their strength will always be temporary. ”

"Oh. "Kobolds don't seem to understand. The princess has actually simplified it a lot, and I really want to make it clear, how can it be so easy.

"At that time, the army of necromancers turned their heads and went straight to the Elven Forest after sweeping through many countries. At that time, there were only about a few tens of thousands of necromancers, but the zombies led by them were at least tens of millions. Necromancers are different from ordinary armies, every time an ordinary army fights, there will be more or less casualties, but necromancers are not, almost every time there is a war, the number of zombies does not decrease but increases, and it increases significantly!"

"At that time, the necromancer slaughtered several cities in order to increase the number of zombies. The zombies will not be afraid, will not be afraid, will not run away, will not be in pain, but they still retain a lot of their fighting instincts, and they will always know to obey the orders of the necromancer, and there will be no resistance. ”

At that time, the elves were almost defenseless, and a large number of zombies and undead easily rushed into the elven forest. The bow and arrow technique that the elves are good at has little effect on zombies, and even if they are pierced, zombies can still move. Only wood-based spells can do some obstacles, although the wood-based spells in the Elven Forest have a great bonus, but in the face of tens of millions of zombies, they are still crushed at the touch of a button. ”

"Almost in a day, the zombie feet did not stop, attacking day and night, and they had already taken an elven forest. The elven clan was greatly shocked, and hurriedly mobilized the elven army to fight against it, but it was still defeated, and the elven army was directly made into elven zombies. ”

"The army of the undead continued to advance, and one after another ancient trees of life were uprooted, and the remnants of the magic of their ancient trees instead nourished the necromancer and made the undead more powerful. And all the defeated elves were spared, and all of them were made into zombies. The elves looked at their former friends and relatives, but now they were zombies with stiff faces, and it was undoubtedly a heavy heart to slash them to death with a knife again. ”

"In order to prevent the necromancer from snatching the magic power again, the elves retreated and burned the ancient tree of life by themselves. They popularized the transformation technique of the druids, and all of them turned into brown bears, trying to smash the zombies with bear capture. However, even if the corpse is shattered, the necromancer can still stitch it back together with a needle and thread afterwards. A large number of elves who had studied transformation techniques were killed, but they couldn't even consume the number of opponents. ”

The Elven King urgently mobilized more than a dozen Chimeras to participate in the battle, but was defeated by the opposing bone dragon, and was made into a zombie Chimera, turning his head to counterattack the Elven Clan. At that time, when the battle was won, the strongest necromancer laughed loudly on top of the bone dragon's head, "Scum, all scum." ’”

"Wow, so powerful?" the kobolds were all surprised, "where was the Church of Light back then?"

"The Church of Light is still organizing its strength, in fact, the necromancers at that time were indeed invincible, and even if the Church of Light made a move, it would be the fate of destruction. The princess replied.

"And how did the elves survive?" the kobolds asked anxiously.

The princess continued, "After only a month of fighting, the elves have lost large swaths of the forest, and the army of necromancers has approached the oldest tree of life. This ancient tree resembles our capital, and it is also where the elves first started, and no one knows what will happen if this tree is uprooted, but the elves are undoubtedly unacceptable. ”

"At that time, although there was also a difference between light and dark elves, everyone was united and swore to bear the enemy to the death. At that time, the elven king also held on, and he and the necromancer could even be seen from afar, and the other party's ridicule came over, 'scum, you are a scumbag'. ”

"In order to defend the ancient tree, the elves have set up countless traps, although the undead retain their fighting instincts, but they can only be in a state of confusion for the traps they have never seen, and their on-the-spot reaction and adaptability cannot be compared with the living. In this battle, the necromancers finally had some losses, and the zombie tide like a flood finally slowed down. ”

"But it was only slowly, and it didn't stop. The opponent had an absolute number, and the next day he made a large number of tools to break the mechanism, and then all of them charged, and the defense line was broken through in minutes. The huge ancient tree was already in sight, and the Elven King used the last of the Great Elf Enchantment to make a final stubborn resistance. ”

"At the last moment, the elven king gave a speech to his hundreds of thousands of elven soldiers, the homeland was destroyed, relatives were killed, dead and still being played with, if everything could not be repaid with the blood of the enemy, then what is the meaning of our life? The morale of the elves was ignited again, and the sound of killing resounded throughout the world. ”

The Elven King led by example, taking the lead in front of the Ancient Tree of Life, then pulled open his pants and poured a soak of urine on the tree's roots. The princess explained.

"......" kobolds.

"The Elven King turned around and beckoned, 'Warriors, we are about to die in battle, but even if we die, we will not leave a drop of urine for the enemy!'" The princess raised her right fist, imitating the way she was then, "When the elven soldier heard this, he did not hesitate to unbutton his pants and pee on the roots. More than 100,000 people lined up neatly, there was no shame at this time, the whole process was solemn, and they turned around and went to the battlefield immediately after they were finished, without hesitation. ”

"It was the most tragic battle in the history of the elves, fighting the zombies and the undead with flesh and blood, fighting hard for three days and three nights, and finally exhausted the magic power of the opponent's necromancer, and the other party had to temporarily retreat and rest. At the same time, there are countless corpses left here. ”

"But it's not a victory, the necromancer only needs to rest for one night, and he can basically recover. The huge gap in strength makes it almost impossible for the battle to turn around. Do you think that only a miracle can turn the tide of battle?" the princess asked.

The kobold was dazed for a moment, and one casually shouted, "God is a fucking miracle." ”

"Yes!" the princess affirmed, "no prophet in the world, no prophet in the world could have foreseen that all the military strategists had miscalculated. Overnight, new plants grew on the ancient tree that had been sprinkled with more than 100,000 bubbles of urine. ”

"One has a round opening in the front, two leaves, and a thin stalk, but the fruit is a bean. This plant was later called – pea shooter. ”

“......”

"The tide was reversed, and no one thought that this pea shooter would be an excellent weapon for zombies. Where did this miracle come from, this is a god's fucking miracle," the princess turned her head and began to preach, "At that moment, God fucking heard the cry of the elves, and God fucking answered their calls......"

The kobolds listened to the dancing as if they had won the battle, and the atmosphere was very warm. The crow on the side was in a trance, and he hurriedly contacted Kevin: "I don't read much, and I feel cheated today." ”

After listening to the crow's general retelling, Kevin nodded slightly: "That's roughly right, the elf ancient tree is also a tree, you can water fertilizer, and urinating is also a way." At that time, it was true, more than 100,000 elven troops were transferred from the rear, and after listening to the elf king's speech, they went directly to the battlefield after urinating, and the princess did not lie. ”

"What about the Pea Shooter?" asked Raven again.

"It's true," replied Kevin, "that the battle was indeed full of drama, and there is no good explanation for why new species have grown, and it is okay to say that it is a miracle." Of course, if you don't believe me, I have another way of explaining it here. ”

"There is a saying that every link of nature is interlocking, and around highly poisonous animals, there will inevitably be detoxified species. Organisms evolve to adapt to their environment, and even gradually become other species. At that time, there were more than 10 million zombies there, and it was possible to cause some plants to produce antagonistic mutations," Kevin explained, "Zombies are also corpses after all, and corpses are fertilizer for plants." ”

"The seeds shot by the pea shooter can be punched into the flesh of zombies, and with just some basic wood-based manipulation spells, you can quickly absorb the surrounding meat and magic and grow into a new pea shooter. And in the later stage, the pea shooter continued to mutate, becoming a double-barreled pea shooter, a three-piped, five-piped, multi-piped, etc., and those elves fought with a flower pot, extremely brave. ”

"And this battle is indeed a turning point in the Second Holy War, and only then did the necromancers begin to decline," Kevin casually explained, "However, it is a pity that the elven race, which was once powerful and even defeated by necromancers, eventually split. There are also rumors that pea-eating shooters can become stronger, so there are continuous stealing incidents, mutual accusations, and finally the pea shooter's seeds are all burned in a fire, and they can no longer be planted, so they are extinct. ”

The crow was silent for a moment.

Kevin thought for a moment and paid attention: "Her propaganda method can actually spread outward in the way of a bard." Don't shout out the new religion too explicitly, be subtle, and spread the specific practices and ideas, you can try it. ”

"Kobolds are not educated, probably not. The raven replied.

"Sometimes you don't need culture, you just have to brag about it. Kevin replied.

"Then I'll talk to her. The crow agreed. In a moment, the princess finally finished telling the story and dismissed the majority, leaving a few elites to start teaching. The crow took advantage of the gap to share some ideas with the princess.

The princess thought for a moment, and thought that she could try, and immediately announced to the kobold below: "I think we need to spread our ideas to many people, and I want to choose a few good people among you to be bards, and then go to the neighboring main city to spread the word." ”

The kobold at the bottom talked about it for a while.

The princess continued, "It's a sacred mission, and God will remember you." But for your own safety, please don't just say the name of God. When you preach, you start with the core idea, and finally when they believe it, you tell them their names. ”

The kobolds looked around blankly: "What is our philosophy?" and "Do bards want to recite poetry? ”

"I know, but everyone has a first time," the princess was not worried, "I will first teach a poem in Lou Paule, which touched me deeply when I was studying abroad, and the translation is to the effect:

When people chase profits, I never follow,

When people take refuge from disaster, I don't flinch,

I am willing to give my life only for the greatest cause,

That is, to fight for the interests of the country for life. ”

The kobolds below recited silently, everyone was serious and serious, and no one laughed. The crow on the side was slightly surprised, and couldn't help but contact Kevin again: "What is the original version of this poem? ”

Kevin listened to the retelling, then fell silent for a long time.