Chapter 108: A Joke-like Class
"I see you've all bought my full book, and that's good, I think we'll do a quiz today. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 "Don't be afraid, this quiz is very simple, just see how well you read and how much ...... you understand"
Lockhart then picked up a thick stack of rolls and handed them out to each of his classmates one by one.
When Al received the paper, he looked at the questions and realized that they were all about Lockhart himself.
1. What color does Gilderoy Lockhart like for his mouth?
2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?
3. What do you think is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?
There are more than 50 questions in the end, all of which are similar to this.
Oh my God! What do I see!?
Al looked at the scroll and stammered, he did go through them all during the holidays since he bought Lockhart's complete set of books, but the focus of Eyre's attention was on how Lockhart used spells to fight monsters, and those thrilling things.
As for these laces...... Al had no impression in his head at all.
Professor Lockhart, your question is clearly off the rails, isn't it!?
By this time Lockhart had finished handing out the papers, and he returned to the podium and said in a loud voice, "All right, give you thirty minutes, now...... Let's start answering the questions!"
None of these questions could be answered by Al, and he turned his head to look at Hermione, and found that she was like a divine helper, and she had already answered several questions in the blink of an eye.
Al sighed helplessly, hey, people and people, it really can't be compared.
Half an hour later, Lockhart put all the test papers away, and then looked at them one by one in front of the whole class.
"Tsk...... Almost no one remembers my favorite lilac, which I mentioned in A Year with a Tibetan Yeti. ”
"It seems that a few of my classmates need to read Weekend with Werewolves again, and I made it clear in that book that my ideal birthday present would be for everyone who can and can't do magic to get along with each other, but I wouldn't say no to a large bottle of Ogden Aged Heat Whiskey. ”
At this time, Lockhart seemed to see something, and he turned pale, and said, "Hmm...... Mr. Al Aaron, your answer is so impressive that I don't know what to say. ”
Al covered his face in pain, the ghost knew what he had experienced in the past half an hour, and the answers to every question were made up by him, and he didn't even know what he had written.
"Oh!" Lockhart suddenly raised his eyebrows in surprise, and he took a scroll and said with joy, "Miss Hermione Granger, it's good, you know that my secret ambition is to rid the world of evil, and to sell my own line of hair lotions. ”
"100 points!" Lockhart said loudly, holding up the scroll, "Congratulations on your 100 points! So, where is Miss Granger?"
Hermione held up a hand, allowing Lockhart to see herself.
"Great!" Lockhart said with a smile, "Very good! Add ten points to Gryffindor! Now, let's get down to business......
Lockhart said, bending down and taking out a large cloth-covered cage from behind the podium and placing it on the podium.
"Be careful! I'm on a mission to teach you how to defend against the most evil the wizarding world has to know!" Lockhart smiled mysteriously and continued, "You'll face the most horrible things next, but remember, as long as I'm here, you'll not be harmed." ”
The students in the class were attracted by Lockhart's tone, and they all couldn't help but stick their heads out from behind a pile of books, trying to take a good look at the cage, and guessing what terrible monster would be held inside.
"I ask you to be calm!" Lockhart put a hand on the hood, "please don't scream, that will anger them." ”
The class held their breath in anticipation as they waited expectantly for Lockhart to lift the hood.
Lockhart was so pleased with his classmates' performance that he grabbed the corner of the hood and jerked it upward.
"Look at the Cornish elf you just caught!!"
Inside the cage were a dozen palm-sized cyan creatures with wings and evil black eyes, jumping up and down the cage in a furious way, swinging the railing and jumping back and forth.
After the cover was removed, the elves spotted the students, chirping and grimacing at the people around them, trying to break free.
The classroom erupted in laughter, and everyone recognized the creature as a bunch of quirks who only knew how to make trouble, not the evil monsters that Lockhart had called out at all.
"What?" Lockhart asked, confused, seeing that it didn't work out as he expected, "Why are you laughing?"
"They're not dangerous at all!" Ron laughed, "just a bunch of Cornish elves, they only know pranks!"
"I don't think so. Lockhart said to Ron, a little annoyed, "They're cunning little saboteurs like devils!"
Looking at the students in the class, still looking nonchalant, and even a little suspicious of him, Lockhart was obviously a little angry, and he slammed the cage door open, and released the elves.
"In that case, I'd like to see what you do with them!"
It was a mess, and the elves flew around like rockets, rampage, shattering glass, and even two of them grabbed Neville's ears and lifted him up.
Neville screamed in pain and reached out to grab the elves, but to no avail, and instead the elves hung them on the chandelier in the shape of a branch.
The classroom was wreaked havoc, and the elves grabbed inkwell bottles and threw them at the classroom, tore books and paper to shreds, and ripped off the portraits hanging on the walls and threw them on the ground.
The students were too busy to take care of themselves and had to flee in confusion.
"Come on, get them together, it's just a bunch of elves. Seeing that the damage caused by the elves was somewhat severe, Lockhart hurriedly shouted to the students, "Look at me to deal with them!"
He rolled up his sleeves, waved his wand, and shouted at the elves, "Peschipixi, Pestonomi!"
However, after the spell, it was completely ineffective, and even a pixie flew over Lockhart's head and snatched the wand from his hand.
This time the situation was completely out of control, and at this moment, the bell rang for the end of class, and the students could no longer care about the class, they opened the door of the classroom and ran out one by one.
Lockhart gasped, he hurriedly opened the door of the lounge behind him, and slipped inside, and at the moment the door closed, he looked at Al and them, who had not yet left the classroom, and shouted, "Ah, then, please a few of you, and get the rest back into the cage." ”