Chapter 130: The Toilet Is Coming!
"Tsk!"
There was a sound of deep breathing behind him. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Who is it?" they asked.
Douglas pointed to a girl in a distressed pale blue denim shirt in the middle of the street.
"If I'm right, then she's—"
"The barbarian spokesperson of the Thirteen Cities in the Southwest, with a bounty of 80 million, the gun whisperer - Asa!"
......
"Bang!"
While the whole street was in shock, suddenly a gunshot rang out.
All eyes are on!
The Force's laser lights also shone quickly.
The laser light reflects a bright aperture!
In the very center of the aperture is a young girl in a light blue denim jacket.
She looked down at the ground, her left hand casually in her pocket, and her right hand, raised high, holding a pink pistol with the muzzle pointed to the sky, and the smoke on it curled and unfinished.
"I'm Ah Sa, I'm waiting for it at the moment, whoever dares to use a gun again, try it!"
Asa raised her eyes.
Facing the high-watt laser light, his eyes did not blink.
......
"Stop shooting at the target!Stop now!!"
Two hundred meters away from her was a fan-shaped Flying Tigers, the leader holding a megaphone and roaring with childlike force.
The brute soldiers in the array quickly stopped loading bullets into the chamber of the gun, and looked at the girl in the circle of light in a daze.
The laser light clearly reflected the girl's face.
The facial features are concise, just like a fresh girl next door, but the temperament is smart, delicate and cute, if you don't hold a gun, no brute will be wary of such a cute + thin + flat-chested girl.
She ...... She's Ahsa?!Gun Whisperer Ahsa!?"
A look of horror and disbelief appeared on the faces of the Flying Tigers.
......
The red police lights flickered faintly, like a breath of residual breath.
The formation of the Flying Tigers retreated ten meters, fearing the gun whisperer Asa in the light, and also beware of AK48 that might be in the dark.
Nervous.
The strangely shaped motorcycle carrying a bus with a big yellow nose got past the police car and stopped in the open space in the middle of the street.
......
"Boom!"
The doors open.
The children got out of the car one by one, and under the reflection of the laser lights, they were surprised and pale faces, their steps were very urgent, and their faces were full of pear blossoms and rain.
They all cried: "Woo...... Mommy ......"
The women stood up, spread their hands, and ran over, some of them nearly tripping over themselves in their eagerness.
"My baby ......"
......
The motorcycle came to a quiet stop beside Asa.
The women led the children and hid in the dark alley behind Asa.
The street was quiet again.
......
"Two tigers, two tigers run fast......"
"Where did the ringtone come from? When you are on a mission, you don't know how to turn it off? What kind of bastard's phone is such a childish ringtone!"
The captain of the Flying Tigers was a black saber-toothed tiger, and he roared, revealing the two one-meter-long fangs outside his lips like sharpened silver blades, glowing with a penetrating fierce light.
Even if the A-class species saber-toothed tiger barbarians who withdrew from the ferocious domain from the Fourth Ice Age have not evolved, they still have good brute strength, especially the two large long tusks that show out of their lips, which can extend for several meters, and the steel piercing iron is a piece of cake, and it is the most ferocious killing weapon on their bodies.
No one of the players responded, but they all looked at the captain's belt.
There! There, a brick-sized cell phone pinned to the red belt.
The phone is ringing.
"Wow, who changed the ringtone of my mobile phone!" Hu Man was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly said, "Ah, it must be that little guy in my family!"
"That's smart! You'll call me in three months!"
When I picked up the phone, the caller ID was two words - "Cousin!"
"Cousin?" the tiger was shocked.
Answer.
"Hey~ cousin!"
On the other end of the phone, he scolded angrily: "Who is your cousin, how many times have you said it, ABT has no relatives in public office!"
"Yes! Colonel Maddie Reddy!"
On the other end of the phone: "Did you find the monkey?"
"Also...... Not yet!"
"The monkey hasn't been found, what are you doing leading the Flying Tigers to the Tenth Ring Road?"
Table ...... No, Colonel, how do you know I'm in the Ten Rings?"
The other end of the phone: "The mobile phone has GPS positioning, you stupid! I'll tell you, go find the monkey first, the monkey sitting on the white ceramic toilet! AK48 Don't move, if you don't want to be wiped out, I'll do it myself!"
"Yes!"
......
"The whole team obeys!"
The saber-toothed tiger was relieved, his mood suddenly relaxed, and he operated the megaphone and shouted: "One minute, withdraw from Renman Street!"
"Target, Nine Rings, White Monkey Barbarian Community, search for a ...... sitting on a white ceramic toilet"
"Bang!"
Before the Tiger Man leader could finish his words, a white toilet bowl hit him on the head.
The huge impact force smashed the tiger dozens of meters away, and more than a dozen police cars behind it flew up, until it hit the stone wall at the corner of the street, making a loud noise, accompanied by smoke and dust several meters high.
"Boom !!"
......
"Captain!!"
"Da Da Da!"
The Flying Tigers walked extremely fast, and in three seconds, they circled the scene of the crime.
"I'll rub!"
In the billowing smoke and dust, a monkey voice cried out like a mournful: "This broken toilet has finally stopped, but how to get down, ahhh
At this moment, the smoke and dust have cleared.
The rays of more than a hundred laser flashlights were gone in unison.
In the field of vision is a white-haired monkey with black eye circles, sitting on a white toilet bowl with a nosebleed!
"Ahhhh
Monkey Er covered his face, and his voice was full of resentment and grievances: "I'm really not in public, really not, don't ...... Don't take a picture!"
"Uh-huh~"
Monkey Er tried hard to stand up, but the monkey's face turned red, but he couldn't get out of the toilet.
The brutes all knew Suosuo: "Is this guy constipated?"
The voice came into Monkey Er's ears, and he stiffened his lips: "Poop...... Constipation !?"
Putting down the hand covering his face, he looked through the dense Flying Tigers and noticed that there was a girl in the open space in the middle of the street, and there was a ...... Skull Motorcycle!
"Skeleton Motorcycle?AK48 bastard, finally found you......"
Monkey Er shouted, urging the toilet bowl and rushing in the direction of the middle of the street.
"Tell you the second master, how to get off the toilet!!"
"Whew!"
......
"I'm not mistaken...... Toilet...... Fly...... It's flying!!"
The toilet is flying in the air, and there is a pipe at the base, which should be used to drain the septic tank one after another according to the structure, but there is no septic tank underneath, only dense members of the Flying Tigers.
"Wow! flash flash, what if it really falls out of it, hide quickly!"
"Uh~"
"It's out!"
The Flying Tigers are helpless.
Coming out of the nozzle of the base is yellow smoke!
"But this smoke ...... It stinks, it smells like garlic fart!"
"What is it, it stinks!!" the saber-toothed tiger shook his dazed head, slowly opened his eyes, and was instantly fainted.
The Flying Tigers followed the sound, and they saw the captain's head, which was a wet yellow!
......
Monkey Er soon arrived in the middle of the street, parked next to the motorcycle, he pointed to the motorcycle, and asked the girl on the other side, "Hello, may I ask the owner of this car?"
"I don't know!" replied Asa.
"I don't know?" Monkey Er didn't accept this answer, he urged the toilet, turned a corner, and reached the girl's side.
"Hey, if you ask you, you can tell me, do you know the name of this second master......"
Monkey 2 is a 1.5-meter monkey, and if he squats on the toilet, he can only look up to see the girl's face.
"Da!"
Raise your eyes.
See that face!!
Moment!
Monkey Er felt as if an arrow had been stuck in his heart!
The next moment!
"Boom!"
The two monkeys felt as if their heads had exploded!
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
Explosion, a ruthless triple explosion!!
Three big golden words exploded in my mind-
Reason!
Think!!
Type!!!
"Poof!"
The impact just now was too hard, and at this moment, Monkey Er's nosebleed became more and more uncontrollable, and it sprayed directly!!
"Tsk!"
Monkey Er forced himself to take two deep breaths before reaching out his hand covered in monkey hair.
"Dada!"
A few drops of nosebleeds spurted down his monkey paws, trembling with nervousness—
At this moment, the second monkey sitting on the toilet has a cautious expression like a confession!
"Hello, I'm Walex Avendish Cowley Desenhower Waberson!
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