"The same name, the same four-leaf clover tread, the same looks, the same temperament, so ......"

"So, no matter how implausible or untenable the reason is, that's how I decide!"

Xu Yan shaved Ah Sa's face. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"That's you, you're you, Asha!"

The wind entered the window with a drizzle, and a few shallow drops on Xu Yan's face, Xu Yan's eyes were quietly wet.

"It's hard to believe that this is really the case!"

"It turns out that prayer is still useful......"

"Thank you for giving me a chance!"

"Asa!"

......

"Whew!"

Wheezing.

Asa slowly opened her eyes.

"Hair ...... What's going on?"

She felt her face wet, and reached out to wipe it, is it rain?

In the haze, a figure was seen.

"Who?" she cried out a little weakly.

No one answered, and the figure fled quickly and got out of the car.

......

Xu Yan got out of the car, and the rain outside became heavier and heavier.

The rain fell on his body, and it was instantly evaporated by the soul fire rising from the stars, making a "zizi" sound.

"Whew!"

Take a breath.

Xu Yan was obviously still suppressing a certain emotion, his eyes were wet, but the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, as if he was smiling.

The next moment.

He put away the invisible soul fire on his body.

"Click!"

The rain fell easily and casually on his body, on his face, in his eyelids!

Xu Yan enjoyed this feeling, he heard the crisp sound of the raindrops falling to the ground, as if it was a rhythmic note, his feet unconsciously followed the rhythm, he really wanted to jump and dance in the rain, but he quickly controlled it.

......

"Da Da Da!"

He heard footsteps.

The soul fire evaporated the shameful wetness in his eyes, Xu Yan raised his head at this time, and he saw Monkey Er running towards him.

Monkey Er runs on his stomach, with his butt facing the sky, and carrying a white ceramic toilet on his buttocks.

"What are you doing in the car...... Monkey Er was panting with a mournful cry, "Tell you how the second master got off the toilet!"

Xu Yan's emotions had not yet calmed down, he precipitated a little, looked at the toilet that was poured on the monkey's buttocks, and then raised his eyebrows, and said in confusion: "What is this toilet?"

"Are you still pretending to be confused?"

Monkey Er's chest was very tight, and his crying voice was still the same: "You have to go, you are an uncle, I don't want the rent, you can get this stinky toilet for me, I feel so embarrassed, especially in front of the ideal type, the first impression is greatly reduced!"

"If I don't get her Moments ID, I'm not done with you, I'll tell you!!"

Xu Yan scratched his head in confusion, but still didn't understand too much: "So, what is this toilet?"

Monkey Er resisted the urge to kill, and he yelled, "It's your earrings that became!!"

"Oh!" Xu Yan replied softly.

"Oh, your sister!" Monkey Er maintained a posture of being on all fours and his buttocks facing the sky, and said angrily, "Quickly tell me how to get off the toilet!"

"This?" Xu Yan shook his head and said, "I really don't know!"

"You don't know...... Monkey Er jumped up angrily, wanting to grab Xu Yan's collar, but it didn't work, the toilet was too heavy, he didn't jump more than 3 cm, he was pulled down, he snorted, his voice sounded a little pitiful, "X Jingang is yours, this is a doppelganger, how can you not know, I beg you, tell me, it's really embarrassing to drag this toilet around the street!"

Xu Yan put on an innocent face: "I really don't know!"

Seeing that Monkey Er's angry fist was about to attack, Xu Yan hurriedly added: "That's right, this is the doppelganger of X Jingang, but it is your own fantasy, and it can also be said that the function of this toilet is designed by you, as for how to start and how to get down, only you know......"

"By the way, didn't you explain everything before, saying that you should never fantasize about the toilet?" Xu Yan looked at the toilet on Monkey Er's ass again, and said incredibly, "White ceramic, with a water tank, and a toilet sleeve with yellow flannel...... This style looks familiar......"

"Ah, I remember, yes...... 808 hotel chain, full of suites...... The guy inside is pretty basic!"

"It seems that you, a monkey, have a soft spot for human toilets......" Xu Yan looked at Monkey Er's funny appearance, and suddenly felt in a good mood, and couldn't help but chuckle, "But your monkey butt seems to be a little smaller than the human-specific toilet, can it be suitable?"

"I'm a bird, you're an egg!" ...... crookedly," Monkey Er said angrily, "Count me down again, I'll PK with you!"

......

"Bang!"

Monkey Er straightened his butt and jerked it back, and the toilet was put back on the ground with a crunching sound.

"Wang Ba obediently, it's dead, is this a toilet or a toilet plug, how can the adsorption capacity be so strong, how can the special mother come down, won't you really have to scrape off a layer of buttocks!" Monkey Er sat on the toilet, his expression was a little broken, and he suddenly looked at Xu Yan, "By the way, what did you just say, this toilet was designed by myself, and I designed the method of getting off the toilet?"

"Yes!" Xu Yan smiled, "Some functions are hidden in that thought, maybe you have forgotten, think about it again......"

Monkey Er was skeptical.

Xu Yan reminded: "What is the usual situation, you will get off the toilet?"

Monkey Er replied casually: "After, flush the water ......"

Xu Yan said: "Well, that's it, this is both the subconscious and the answer!"

"What!?"

Monkey Er was dumbfounded for a moment: "Don't tell me that you really want to in public......"

"Fuck!" Monkey Er cried even more, "Nima, I haven't taken off my pants yet?"

Excited!

"Boom~~!"

Monkey Er let out a fart.

"Whew!"

Suddenly, the toilet was moving again, and it scurried a long way forward.

"Bang!"

A skeleton chariot intercepted it, just as it was about to crash into the bus.

Monkey Eryu was shocked, he said tremblingly: "I ran out of oil just now, I didn't move, why can I suddenly move now......

"Knock knock!"

The sound of a restless heartbeat!

Monkey Er faintly thought of something, but he refused in his heart.

"He's not going to be Lao Tzu's fart, but Lao Tzu's fart is not a No. 92 natural gas ...... that can replace fuel oil."

For some reason, facing this toilet, Monkey Er suddenly felt very sad and sad......

"Let's try this flush switch!" he said, reaching out and heading towards the water tank.

......

The toilet is gone!

Xu Yan saw a black cross stud earring appear on Monkey Er's left ear.

Suddenly, he heard a gust of wind, coming from the direction of the end of the street.

The clairvoyant is open, and it is a large airship with the "TV-KING" logo on it!

"Boom!"

There was another loud bang, and the smoke and dust billowed from the middle of the street, and the whole street shook.

The bus, which was carried by the skeleton motorcycle, was very stable.

In the middle of the street, the smoke and dust dissipated.

The eight-armed ape king, O'Neill, beats his chest with eight arms, like a drum.

"Knock knock knock!"

The sound is earth-shattering, and the aura is full!

Rising up, angry eyes, it was AK48 - Xu Yan!

Xu Yan sighed lightly and said hello lazily: "It's finally here!"