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A motorcycle in the shape of a shark's head crossed a traffic light and knocked a sign with a speed limit of 15......

"Hey, monkey, do you have a driver's license?" Xu Yan sat in the back seat, and his feet circled around again, a total of three laps, and he was barely thrown out by this antique car that had been broken and rebuilt.

Monkey Er held the handle, and his mouth was pulled by the grinning wind like a trumpet flower.

The wind is too loud.

"Yes!" he yelled.

Xu Yancai didn't believe it, he blinked: "With a driver's license, can you drive like this?"

"Driver's license, marriage certificate, health certificate, food hygiene license, third-degree disability certificate...... It's a lot, I have ...... in my bag."

The more Xu Yan listened, the more speechless he became: "What about the disability certificate, dare to love is second-hand!"

As he spoke.

A military tank appeared ahead.

"What the hell is this place where there can be such a big military tank!?"

Xu Yan flattened his head, like a meatloaf, stretched his neck, like a thin thread, and then released the meatloaf head like a kite.

The feeling of flying with his head in the air is somewhat strange, and the perspective is on the "kite", which allows Xu Yan to have a bird's-eye view of the area.

Monkey Er's horn mouth was torn apart by the wind, and he squeezed out his voice vigorously: "This is the boundary of the joint headquarters of the three ABT districts, just this small place, but it is in charge of all the military dispatches in the Great Eastern District, the Great North District, and the Great Central District, what is the fuss about a tank appearing!"

Xu Yan took back the kite head and returned to its original state, still a little confused between his eyebrows: "Didn't you say that you would go to the TV station to seek justice, what are you driving the car to the joint military base of the three ABT districts!?"

"Don't go to the TV station, didn't you hear the radio just now, it's all AK48...... That is, your fans are flying in a lump, is there a difference in the saliva of the two of us!?" Monkey Er paused, "Having said that, the resentment caused by Nikolai and the mourning dog is deep enough, since your AK48 killed Nikolai debut, it has only been a year and a half, and you have circled so many fans, not only the human race, but also many fans of other races, it's not good to be so high-profile, this non-entertainment show is making fun of you, saying that you eat people......"

"Drop!"

Monkey Er honked his horn.

The prototype rat foraging for food on the road ran in fright and finally died under the wheels of 250 miles.

"I just don't understand, release an AK48 cannibalistic news...... What can they do well!?"

"Is it just for the sake of the page?!"

"If it's a fight page, it's much simpler!"

Monkey Er shook his head: "I said that there is no one on the stupid TV station for the fight page!"

"How many of you guess will believe it!?"

Monkey Er gave the throttle to the end, and said: "You say yes, in the past few months, I have been sticky with you every day, and I have seen you eat people?"

"Where did those stupid forks get the evidence that you eat people!? Just report like this, it's completely slanderous!"

"Yes, we can go to the ABT court and sue them for defamation...... But the backstage of the slanderers is the ABT military! It's all a hill! Good guy, if that's the case, you can't easily wash off this cannibalistic name......"

"Moreover, they also threw out the intelligence ...... of the CIA"

"CIA! CIA, you know, that's the most awesome intelligence group in the three districts!"

"From a historical point of view, the information confirmed by the CIA is not false. ”

"So, the TV station can swear that you eat people, because the CIA confirmed the information that NO18X relies on 'host cannibalism' to absorb nutrients to keep the navigation kernel running......"

"They judged that NO18X was on you, so they decided that you were eating people. ”

"Although the reasoning is valid!"

"But I still don't believe it!"

"Not in the first place!" Monkey Er suddenly turned his head, "AK, you can also say something, how can you be like a dumb person." ”

Xu Yan smiled a little bitterly: "What do you want me to say?"

"This must be ABT instructing the TV station to maliciously slander you, otherwise we wouldn't have demolished the TV station with the ability of our 2B regiment...... No, you don't need to make a move at all, bomb a TV station building, and it's just a matter of a strong King Kong fist from the second master!"

"ABT can't find you, I'm in a hurry, and I'm starting to play false!"

"Hit the snake and hit the seven inches, and the thief will capture the king first!"

Monkey Er said with a look of righteous indignation, and roared so much that his saliva filled Xu Yan's face: "So, don't you know why I brought you here?"

Xu Yan wiped the sticky saliva on his face, shook his head and said, "I don't know!"

"Don't scare him!Don't coax !! how can our 2B murder group coax!?"

"Don't you understand?"

Monkey Er yelled, his saliva soaring even harder: "I brought you here to do the !! of ABT District 3 headquarters"

Xu Yan sighed: "Monkey, why don't you tell the truth?"

"Tell the truth, what do you say the truth!?" Monkey Er let go of a hand, made a confused look, scratched his head, and then roared, "Tell the truth, what I said is the truth!!If he dares to slander you, I will dare to him!!"

"Dry ABT District 3 Headquarters......" Xu Yan smiled, "I don't mind what they say about me, but if you are really angry and want to help me out, then dare to do it, you go and do it, I will wait for you here!"

"Hey, what are you doing!?" Looking at the rearview mirror, Monkey Er was anxious, "Don't jump out of the car, 250 miles, it's dangerous to jump out of the car!"

"It's not dangerous to jump out of the car!" Xu Yan said, "ABT District 3 headquarters is dangerous, to be honest, I can't do it, I can't do it properly, so I ran away first!"

"Run!" Monkey !?Er took a deep breath, "Hey, AK48, aren't you very kind, everyone is bullying you, that's all you need." ”

Xu Yan asked in confusion: "Who told you that I have a chance!?"

Monkey 2: "......"

......

Looking at the picture of AK48 preparing to jump out of the car in the rearview mirror, Monkey Er really couldn't help it, he turned his head and yelled with a tight chest: "I'm so disappointed in you, you want to jump, right......"

"Okay! I won't stop you!!"

Monkey Er roared, shaking his eyebrows even harder, with a contemptuous tone in his voice: "But you can jump, won't it be too ink, anyway, you are a soft person and you can't fall to death, why do you do so many preparatory actions before jumping out of the car!?"

"What are you doing now, do you wear a hard hat!!?"

At this time, Xu Yan was moving the bone to his head and transforming it into a bone helmet.

"Bring a helmet safe......" Xu Yan straightened his helmet, and then calmly pointed ahead, "Yes!

The monkey and the fox turned their heads suspiciously.

"Bang !!!!!"

......

The scene of the crash was a mess.

The motorcycle fell apart, and the parts were scattered all over the place.

The headlights of the shark head were crushed under the wheels of a ten-meter-high tank.

A fox man in a police uniform stepped out of the tank.

It's all brother troops here, and other vehicles can't get in, looking at the wheels that are still grunting on the ground, the fox man immediately looked in a trance: "It won't be the mounted police!"

"Damn, it wouldn't be good if you bumped into the mounted police, Lieutenant General Artest of the Black Ape was born in the mounted police, and the identity of the mounted police in the base is much higher than that of ordinary tank privates!"

"What to do, what to do?!"

The fox man was nervous and frightened in his heart, and he was a little puzzled, the speed limit here is 15, and he can still crash the car?!

"So how the hell did you hit it?"

With a nervous mood, the fox man looked at the dash cam.

"The speed of the car is so fast, I can't see what kind of brute thing is in the car......"

The fox man rubbed his chin: "This collision force, the visual inspection is that the speed of the car is more than 250 miles, which is a serious violation of discipline, I don't know if there is a drunk driving ......."

"By the way, what about it?!"

The brute fox searched for a long time on the ground, but he couldn't see the brute alive or dead.

"What the hell!"

......

In a bush, Monkey Er snorted his nosebleed back into his nose, and he scolded while scolding: "Durka, this bastard, these months have passed, and the sequelae are still there, and he loves to bleed his nose when he hits." ”

"Boom!"

In his sight, the tank drove away, running over the parts of the motorcycle on the ground again.

"Hey, my MOTO2 is finally scrapped again!" said Monkey Er's heartache.

Xu Yan looked at him with a smile: "So do you still have to pick up those parts again like before?"

Monkey Er waved his hand and said, "I don't have to repair it, you see that the tank is crushed like that......"

"Hey......" he sighed, "if only the MOTO2 had a vajra core." ”

"I can imagine what would happen if MOTO2 was loaded with X Kong!" Monkey Er said, with a different look in his eyes, as if the scum of parts all over the ground had turned into an invincible battleship.

Xu Yan looked at Monkey Er with interest: "What will it become?"

"Do you really want to know?" Monkey Er re-adjusted his messy hair after the car accident into five or five points, with a yearning expression, "The moto2 loaded with X gold steel should be a motorcycle-shaped deformed gold steel ship, it can have extraordinary X power, can move dazzlingly with the will of its owner, can drive on water and vertical floors and other impossible places to walk, and also has the ability to attack and help the owner escape, such as crashing into enemies, such as that damn military tank to be smashed in half." ”

"You don't have to doubt it, don't look at that military tank, any rat brute stroller loaded with X gold steel can knock it fly!"

"The characteristics of X Gold Steel are rated as A, which is three levels higher than that of D-class horizontal cannon Gold Steel, and it is not unreasonable, it can also recover and reorganize immediately from attack damage, or there are other characteristics, but I haven't figured it out yet, so that's all there is to it in the Survivor's Diary...... But the A-level assessment is definitely more than that......"

"Of course, no matter what kind of gold and steel it is, the most critical ability it relies on as a warship is ......" Monkey Er paused, "It can teleport ...... dimensionally"

"So, got it...... That's why the COOL regiment is so eager to get a gold and steel ship!"

"Because, that way you can enter the fierce path of the third dimension!"

Xu Yan looked at Monkey Er with a smile: "So...... Don't you tell the truth?"

......

Climb to a sentry stand on the outskirts of the base.

Monkey Er pointed to a building in the distance.

"X gold steel, just hide there!"

"ABT District 3 Headquarters, G/F, 18th Floor!!!"

"Hell!"