There was not much time, the bathroom door "squeak!" opened in response, Joanna, whose hair was wet and still dripping, walked out with her skirt, looking at Liang Ke standing in the corner with red eyes, tears couldn't help but burst out of her eyes, "Wow!" and threw herself on the bed and cried bitterly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Liang Ke was ready to have his face scratched, his nose crooked, and even two knives. But he never expected that Joanna didn't beat or scold, but lay on the bed and cried endlessly, Liang Ke obviously had no experience in dealing with this kind of scene, and walked to the bed to persuade him, but his mouth opened a few times like a dead fish, but he didn't know what to say, so he could only rub his hands, pouting his ass and staring at Joanna's twitching back with straight eyes.

"Are you dumbfounded now?" Just when Liang Ke's hands and feet were numb and lonely and helpless, Achilles' voice of help came from the spirit world. Since this magic dragon egg appeared, it seems that it has been against Liang Ke, and it has never spoken to him properly, and it is the same today, but at this moment, it sounds like this childish and arrogant voice is as beautiful as heaven.

"I really don't have experience, how can I do it? Liang Ke had a request for help, so he quickly lowered his posture and patted his ass.

"Hehe, weren't you quite firm when you stared at the delicate body of the young lady just now? Some people just have a pair of thief eyes, but they don't have the courage of a thief. Don't you know, in the underworld there is a little ghost called 'Coward', this soul creature is very annoying, always likes to stare at the Pamela soul fruit in His Majesty Ardis Manor, they wander outside the manor in groups, stretching their necks very long every day, guess why they do this? Hehehehehe, they don't have the guts to go in and steal the fruit to eat, they can only stretch their necks and smell the fragrance of the fruit with their noses, do you say they are very pitiful? As soon as Achilles saw Liang Ke's embarrassed appearance, he felt comfortable for no reason, and he would not let go of any opportunity to laugh at this symbiote.

"Don't say it's useless, I don't understand Lao Tzu, help me solve this big trouble, I'll give the Jamai magic core as candy, and promise to let him grow a second head before the end of the month." In order to solve the gentle trouble in front of him, Liang Ke made a promise to bleed five liters, and the flesh on his face couldn't help but twitch twice.

"Hey! That's the attitude of begging. Today, I'm in a good mood and have time, so I'll tell you some basic emotional common sense. First of all, two people need an opportunity to fall in love, such as ......"

Liang Ke saw that the demon dragon Achilles was obviously entertaining himself, so he hurriedly spoke out to stop him. "Let's get to the point, don't talk nonsense, the situation is about to get out of control. If Joanna had brought her grandfather, you and I would have to be doomed. ”

Achilles also knew that time was tight and he couldn't joke about this emotional idiot anymore, so he began to seriously analyze the current situation for Liang Ke. "You are really stupid to the level of an idiot, this chick came out of the bathroom, one didn't come up and tore your face, two didn't put down the cruel words and ran away from the door, three didn't talk to you about the conditions and reasoned, just lay on the bed and cried bitterly, don't you understand her intentions?"

"What should I understand?"

Achilles once again strongly despised Liang Ke's IQ. "It's obvious that you invited God to come, but God didn't want to leave, she was waiting for you to express her position. ”

"What's the situation? Wait for me to make a statement?How to express my position?" Although Liang Ke has been married to Tess for a few months, he has very little experience in the love between men and women, let alone understanding the true thoughts of the girl by observing words and colors, so under Achilles' repeated reminders, he didn't realize what he should do.

"You've thrown people all over the Miano continent, and let me have a child guide you in such a thing?"

"You are the most mature child, speak up, my Lord Dragon. ”

"You should ......"

At the moment when the magic dragon egg taught Liang Ke the nirvana of the underworld pickle girl, Joanna, who had been sobbing and crying, suddenly stopped crying, turned over and sat up from the bed, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, stared at Liang Ke's eyes and asked, "You said, something like this happened, what should I do now?"

Liang Ke was frightened by the little nun's vicious eyes, and quickly digested what Achilles had just said in his brain. The girl said it to such an extent that no matter how stupid he was, he could read the meaning. After a short struggle, Liang Ke suddenly leaned over and stretched out his arms, hugged Joanna's soft and boneless delicate body tightly, and said firmly in her ear: "I will be responsible." ”

"The god of the underworld! You're too bloody like this, aren't you? Achilles almost threw up when he heard this very vulgar line.

However, things in the world are sometimes so simple, and this very vulgar sentence is so moving, so believable, so safe, and so fascinating to the nun's ears. At this time, Joanna felt as happy as her mother holding her hand for the first time and helping her learn to walk, her father helping her to get on a war horse for the first time, and her grandfather giving her birthday gift for the first time. She blushed, struggled symbolically a few times, and then, like a docile kitten, buried her head deep in Liang Ke's broad and thick chest, closed her eyes, and whispered softly, "Be responsible...... What does it mean to be responsible?"

"Being responsible means that I will marry you, I will always love you and love you, and I won't let others bully you. ”

"Then will you bully me?"

"Where am I willing to bully you. Hey, hey!"

"Would you ever say such a thing to another girl?"

"This ......"

Liang Ke was sweating profusely by this extremely devastating question, and he didn't know how to answer. The world in which the previous life lived was monogamous, and under the constraints of the law, a man and a woman could only have one spouse for a period of time. Of course, those who trade power for money in another form of temporary partners do not count. As the second ancestor, Liang Ke has often said sweet words to different girls, but those are all lies that are not heartfelt. But now it's different, facing the innocent face in his arms, Liang Ke doesn't know how to answer.

"Hehehe! I see you are sweating with fear, and you will use these words to coax girls in the future, that's your ability, but I just want you to remember your promise to me today. Okay, now I'm going to wash up again, you are not allowed to peek at people!" After speaking, Joanna pushed away the stunned Liang Ke and jumped into the bathroom, where there was still a little sad and painful look.

"I had a bad feeling. Liang Ke watched the graceful back flash into the bathroom, touched his chin and said to Achilles.

"I seem to be able to relate to you. ”

"Am I ...... Calculated?"

"I want to ...... I'm afraid so. Achilles thought hard for a moment and gave an affirmative answer.

"This society seems to be full of dangers!Alas......" Liang Ke sighed, shook his head, and then yelled outside the door: "Tucker, you dead boy, have you bought Lao Tzu's clothes, do you want to let Lao Tzu go out bare-assed?"

The winter in Binuk was very cold, but the morning sun was very strong, and the dwarf who had just bought the clothes of the adults, and the dwarf who was walking back on the street suddenly shivered for no reason, and then sneezed several times in a row, Tucker looked at the clear sky, and thought to himself that this was about to change!

The snow on the walls of Binuk had begun to melt, and the thick ice cubes reflected a blinding glare that hung above the gates, fearing that the ice would fall at any moment and hit the bustling people who were coming in and out. However, people don't seem to notice this detail, and still talking, laughing, selling, buying, and the smell of happiness can be smelled everywhere in the air, and in a few days it will be the annual grand festival of the empire, "Sayuri", which is a common festival of the Gallents, a happy day when both adults and children can wear new clothes and hats, and are filled with the scent of lilies.

The Sayuri Festival was first established to commemorate the birth of the founding emperor of the empire, Garent, and gradually evolved into the largest commemorative festival among the people. Originally, Liang Ke thought that since it was called Sayuri Festival, it must be related to lilies, but it turned out that it was later learned from Joanna's mouth that there were two versions of why this festival evolved from birthdays was named Sayuri. One is that the original Gallant the Great in addition to being brave and good at fighting, is also a tender and warm man, his lifelong love of the queen Cleopatra will send a bouquet of lilies on his birthday every year, in order to bless the man he loves forever in good health, Gallant will not live up to the queen in his life, cherished the queen, so the emperor named his birthday Sayuri Festival; the other is absurd, that is, on the day of the birth of the Gallant the Great, the lilies in his yard were in full bloom, and the father of the little Gallent felt that the fragrance of the court indicated that his son could lead the family to glory, so he willfully named the child Sayuri, but my mother felt that Sayuri really didn't look like a man's name, so she strongly objected, but my father thought that it meant auspiciousness and had to be used. In the end, both sides gave in to each other, and his big name was Sayuri, but in private at home, he called him Sayuri, so Gallant's birthday was naturally called Sayuri Day.

In the past month, the relationship between Liang Ke and Joanna has progressed by leaps and bounds, except for the last sensitive layer of paper that has not been pierced, and it is basically the same as a young couple. In addition to formal social occasions, Joanna is tired of being with Liang Ke almost all the time, for fear that this good and bad man will be robbed by others. Bishop Muto soon discovered their unusual relationship, and smiled dryly and praised Liang Ke for his cleverness, but also treated Liang Ke with a little more affection, as if he was a friend who had made a fortune, and he almost wore a pair of pants, of course, because of Grandpa Joanna.

Braggett's injuries were quickly recovered with Joanna's help, and he was completely conquered by this human who was more powerful than himself and had more fighting skills than himself in several wrestling with Liang Ke, and he was willingly reduced to Liang Ke's groom. The citizens of Binuk were also accustomed to the sight of Prague and Sanduo walking on the road, and although there was some light blocking, as their sheriff said, these strangers were still very kind. Especially when they saw the bishop walking out of the temple with Liang Ke shoulder to shoulder, and those ugly and terrifying followers followed Liang Ke with their eyebrows together, they believed that these fierce-looking guys were also believers in God like them, and everyone accepted them more at ease, so that later there were actually bold boys who would throw some flesh and bones to Sanduo, although Sanduo hated these humble creatures to treat him like a dog, but he also understood that throwing bones was also a sign of love, otherwise it should be a brick, so what was reciprocated was often just a shout from Sanduo or a kind grimace from Braggot。

The morning after Pragat appeared on the streets of Binuk with Sanduo, representatives of the Uwang royal family protested to Liang Ke through the city lord's mansion and through the sheriff Kekeba, who believed that Liang Ke's treatment and reception of Braggat had seriously damaged the friendly relations between the two countries, and demanded that the empire order Liang Ke to return the slave Braggart unconditionally. Liang Ke wrote four big words on the protest letter, "Get out of your mother", and the city lord laughed when he saw these four words, and then gave a one-word comment "good", and then the protest letter was like a request for instructions, and then returned to the drafter a round of instructions. Under the influence of Amethyst, the old god Mu Tuo also jumped out, and denounced the Wuwang merchant group for abducting orc children as money-making tools from the moral category, using evil curses as a means of control, and not saving Bragget when he was seriously injured and dying, and other shameless acts that deviated from the doctrine, and also highly praised Aragorn's noble character of compassion, selflessness, fearlessness, and eagerness for justice and justice under the inspiration of the Father. On behalf of the temple, Liang Ke was awarded the honorary title of "saint", a rescue that had nothing to do with the church, but let the old god stick become a great mercy shining with divine radiance, which also fully reflects Muto's event marketing ability.

After the protests, Liang Ke fulfilled his promise very gentlemanly, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the lake, jumping in the mountains, big and small, fat and thin, the magic cores of various monsters bought a basket like cabbage, ate more than three days, walked and shook during the day, shivered when he slept at night, and talked nonsense all day long, Achilles was so frightened that he scolded Liang Ke for pulling out the seedlings to help them grow, Liang Ke smiled: "It's okay, it's just that there are more drugs, and it's a little hallucinatory before entering the state." ”

The hard work pays off, just yesterday afternoon, obviously fattened a circle of Sanduo suddenly like a hen to lay eggs, lying on the ground motionless, until this morning until dawn, after opening his eyes as if he was stimulant rushed out of the city, ran to the east of the city on the hillside of the rising sun howl for an hour, his voice was originally the nine hells of the leading song, scared the city's chickens, ducks, geese and dogs collective incontinence, make every household clean. It wasn't until Qingkong suddenly hit a drought thunder and split out Sanduo's second head that this guy collected the Netherworld Divine Comedy and ran back to the city with his big ass to offer treasure to Liang Ke.

Achilles and Liang Ke were very happy to see that Sanduo had obviously grown up a lot and had an extra head. Achilles is happy that as his teeth continue to grow, he is also gradually maturing, which will greatly shorten the time it takes to break out of the shell. Liang Ke is happy that there is no white flower in those real money, and it will always be more powerful when he is bigger and has more heads, and it will be more refreshing to release it to bite people in the future.