Chapter 343: Stoned to death
I'll admit that it's not good to talk about the festival in the context of the burning tanks and the bullets whistling nearby, no matter how you look at it, it's not right, about the benefits that Sao Nian gets from the girl, and then show off a series of daily routines, but sometimes that's the case, no matter how fierce the enemy's offensive is, No matter how dense the barrage is, it doesn't play any role in front of the protagonist and the happy friends who suddenly turn into a daily mode, even the atomic bomb that exploded in a minute will fall into a strange silence because of the disconnection of this group of guys, and they can't react in time after they show off their daily life for several minutes, and as a result, the other party detonates it with lightning speed and saves the world - congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.
Don't doubt it, dare you say it's absolutely nothing?
At least I haven't found a trace of seriousness in the blonde Lori who rolls on the ground and laughs wildly next to her, and the fat is exposed.
This girl's body is not the evil uncle with a layer of Lori's skin, right...... I couldn't believe that she and the indifferent, elegant, dignified, noble and graceful Emilina, who was occasionally black-bellied but generally dull and coarse, could be sisters, and their daily lives must be full of all kinds of daily life without thinking about it.
"So what the hell are you guys messing about, is it time to perform a talk show without discipline!?" Xiao Wu, who was lying on the ground not far away in order to avoid the barrage, turned his head and shouted at us angrily, and shouted loudly, "That machine is suppressing firepower, hey!"
"Big husband. Alicia turned over and sat up decisively, smoothed her skirt to cover her tempting little fat times, and then said with a stern face on her face, "When the protagonists show their daily show of affection and love, all the bullets and shells fired by the enemy will all go around invariably, without any intention of disturbing each other." So it's all — it's all — don't worry. In addition, the person who turns around and talks to his companions after lying down on the battlefield is very likely to be headshot by a bullet that flies from nowhere, which is already some kind of established plot, so it's better to pay attention to yourself first. ”
What the hell is going on with this kind of speech that basically treats itself as the protagonist, and the reason why there are no bullets flying near us is entirely because the half-crippled White Tiger tank in front of us is blocking it!
A bullet that flew Xiao Wu's helmet blocked the lines that I was about to blurt out. Of course, it was just the helmet that flew away, and it didn't make this guy's head burst on the spot like a watermelon hit by a wooden stick on the beach in the summer.
"Why did you hit me just after speaking, go and greet the unobtrusive undisciplined next to you, hey!" Xiao Wu shrank his head and pounded the ground hard, and roared in frenzy. "You stupid machine, you can't be manipulated by the FFF team, so you only hit boys and not girls!?"
Your own unobstructed nonsense is also a bunker!
Late Autumn Fallen Leaves, the only one who did not join the routine and was lying on the ground with a good sense of learning, once tried to raise the shield to resist the barrage attack of the three-legged machine, and indeed succeeded, but he quickly chose to give up, because when he could not find a target other than the White Tiger tank, the shield raised by the leaf immediately became the object of the machine's attention. The dense bullets clanged on the surface of the shield, and then the durability of this thing plummeted at a shocking speed like a jumping sale, and in the face of this situation, Ye naturally did not dare to jump up and charge.
"Who can find a way to get rid of that thing?" Ye Zi, who finally gave up after several attempts, touched the shield with a distressed expression on his face and shouted, "Hurry up, otherwise we won't be able to leave even if we want to when the rest of the monsters around hear the movement and rush over!"
He's right, it's not ordinary. It's hard not to notice. But the question is how to kill that machine, is it possible that I am going to take out the mecha right now and start playing in a large group of miscellaneous soldiers? It's still a long way from the volcano in the center of the map!
"Zhou Yi, prepare to shoot arrows. Alicia leaned over to the tail of the white tiger tank, which was smiling with a little flame in front of her, poked her head out and beckoned to me as she looked at the machine, "Let's see if we can kill it." ”
"Wait a minute, are you sure?" I couldn't help but eagerly lean forward to remind, "Although I have an explosive arrow that has been cultivated to level 40, the power of that thing is at most about the same as a grenade, and it is not something outside the specifications of an RPG at all, okay!"
"When did I say I was going to let you attack the other party's body directly?" Then he cautiously stretched out his finger and said, "Do you see the thick tree next to it?" Even if it is no longer suitable for use as wood, the quality of the whole thing is still there, and if it suddenly falls on the head of some hapless egg......"
I can't care about whether this girl is a genius or a ghost, I can't tell carefully, anyway, when she is full of bad water, she will always make everyone feel a sense of happiness that she is her own person, and I can't help but burst into tears on the spot when I heard this, but in the end I didn't say anything, just shut up and silent, according to Elicia's prompt, a whole body glowing red arrow containing a lot of magic power shot at the dead wood next to the three-legged machine.
My attack rightfully caught the attention of the machinery. It ignored it, though - the attack was clearly out of course and it was unlikely to hit it in the end. So the three-legged machine continued to suppress the fire with two Vulcan cannons, and at the same time took steps to try to bypass the White Tiger tank, which inexplicably appeared and was crippled without firing a shot, preparing to completely annihilate the group of humans who were hiding.
The arrow hit a nearby dead tree, which is also not surprising. There are so many dead trees like this around that you can just throw a rock with your eyes closed, but the arrows I send can explode in an instant. In a sudden flash of red, the roots of the huge dead wood were blown off, and it immediately fell completely towards the three-legged machine.
Then it slammed into the other person's head with a "bang".
It didn't fall, and despite the terrible metallic whine of the three legs, the machine still held on to the dead wood on its head and didn't fall down!
Following the undisciplined spirit of a certain blonde loli, I decisively shot the second arrow into one of the slightly trembling legs of the machine, and then ...... There is no then.
"Ahh The sharp-eyed Xiao Wu took the lead in walking towards the pile of metal garbage, and then laboriously moved out a Vulcan cannon from inside, and said in embarrassment, "Wei Mao will drop equipment like a normal monster!?"
I think you're just following the in-game system.
"Don't sigh there, get out of here. Alicia shouted to everyone, "The surrounding monsters may come at will, no one wants to stay and chat with them, right?" Zhou Yi don't look at your tank anymore, it's completely scrapped, and it doesn't even have the value of recycling and repairing." ”
It looks like this, and even if I wanted to, the recycling system would indicate that the item was damaged, so I had to give up. I quickly got up and left what looked like a hurricane.
The expected large crowd of miscellaneous soldiers who rushed to the battle site did not appear, and the monsters wandering in the field still wandered around in circles with nothing to do, just like a normal appearance. No, this is the table in a normal game, otherwise players who team up to do tasks will farm monsters in one place at will, and they will attract strong onlookers from all over the map to hunt and climb, how can people still play happily?
Valkyrie really doesn't seem to be in the game anymore, which is why we need to speed up even more!
A few minutes later, we made our way to the entrance to the clearing near the volcano. This empty field, which was originally used as a gathering place for players of the next dungeon, is now crowded with all kinds of strange things, and it seems that they are quite unfriendly to humans, completely cutting off the idea of people walking directly from the front to greet each other.
"What now, send a cute girl in and discuss with those monsters and ask them to make way?" Ye Zi glanced at the clearing and shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "For example, Yuanshen or something......"
"Still discussing?I'll be caught red-handed and do a lot of [beep-] evil things as soon as I just show up!?" I couldn't help but stomp my foot viciously when I heard this, and said angrily, "By the way, why do you call me Yuanshen, when do you plan to use this stalk?"
Xiao Wu nodded decisively and said, "Until the day you give up using skins." ”
I'm sorry, but that's not something I can decide. In addition, do you really think that this is the skin of my game character, I seriously suspect that Nafuga has completely transformed our character image into a round god.
"Let's put aside the resentment of the skin party. "There's a path next to the clearing, but it's full of monsters. So Yuanshen, no, Zhou Yisao Nian, it's time to drive a mecha like the protagonist to save the world. (To be continued......)