Chapter 069 Road Sign Guest! With Testimonials~
U86 is a disbanded, abandoned stall next door to U87. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Whew!"
Monkey Er hurried to U86, and he let out a big sigh, and the stream-like saliva ran down the corner of his crooked lips.
"Is that the street sign customer?" Xu Yan asked, pointing to the squid-headed man at the U87 booth next door.
"According to the position of the superscript on the yellow calendar, he is a street signman!"
Monkey Er glanced at the stall next door, and then put his eyes on Xu Yan's face again: "You kid, I can remind you, I'm going to ask the entrance, the time is urgent, don't come with me, otherwise something bad will happen, I won't be able to catch the mid-year auction, and I'll mess up the No. 18 murderous road map, I'll be in a hurry with you!"
Xu Yan blinked innocently.
Monkey Er explained impatiently: "The first time you enter the black market, you need an old man to take it, and it is much faster to enter the black market to get a black identity than to directly authenticate it from the street sign customer, you are a new face, if the road card customer sees me bring a new face, it may be more time-consuming to communicate!"
"There's not much time left until 2 o'clock to enter, so you can't take any risks, understand?" Monkey Er reminded again.
Xu Yan nodded: "Got it, I'm waiting for you here!"
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Monkey Er and Durka fought, many injuries were not healed, Xu Yan watched Monkey Er limp to U87, and noticed that Monkey Er's saliva fell to the ground!
West Street Fish Market, Booth U87.
"Hello?"
Standing in front of the stall, Monkey Er beckoned to the squid-headed man.
The squid man didn't pay attention to it, and was still busy with his own business.
Monkey Er frowned, and the squid-headed dog-man pinched his throat...... What the hell are you doing with wool?!
beckoned again, but still didn't bother.
Monkey Er's brows trembled, a little impatient, and even more uncertain, he looked at the yellow calendar in his hand again.
"Coordinates 348,213, that's right, today's street signman is him!"
"But...... What is this guy doing?"
"Stuck ......," the squid man struggled, "throat...... Card...... It's a stab!"
Monkey Er's brows stretched: "I see!"
"Then I'll do it, you'll see it!" said Monkey Monkey anxiously to the squid-headed man who was stuck in the sting.
"Ahem......" The squid man looked confused.
"On July 11th of the Yellow Calendar, today is a good day, the second master of the monkey man is going to the black market, guide Ah San to give a land, give a land!?"
Xu Yan frowned, looking at the position of U86, the actions of this guy Monkey Er are a bit like dancing gods, so embarrassing to watch!
"Ahem, ahem!"
The squid man poured a third mouthful of old vinegar dipped in the fish's meat, and the fish bones finally softened and were swallowed into the esophagus.
"Hahu!"
Exhaled with relief, the squid man blinked, and said to Monkey Er very seriously: "Stinky fish is three pieces a catty, all three pieces, do you want to have some?"
Monkey Er came closer and patted the squidhead man on the shoulder: "Hey, don't pretend, my second master, the number of the Majin Black Market is - Black Iron 138!"
The squid man continued to look confused: "What black iron, I don't understand what you're talking about?"
"Do you really not understand or fake you don't understand!?"
Monkey Er wiped the saliva from his mouth, took a deep breath, and said in a deep voice: "Okay, I understand the rules on the road, did you dance not enough just now?"
"Then I'll do it again!!"
"Click!"
"Erdada!"
"Three dada!"
"That's the right rhythm!"
"Come on......"
"On July 11th of the Yellow Calendar, today is a good day, the second master of the monkey man is going to the black market, and he will guide Ah San to give a land, give a land!!"
Monkey Er fixed the action at the end, looked at the squid man, and asked sincerely, "How is it?"
"What's going on?!!!!" The squid man exclaimed in a bit of a broken heart, "Why are so many stupid forks dancing here today!"
"Lao Tzu has endured enough! I really have endured enough, I won't do this business! Lao Tzu will close the stall now!!"
"Hey, don't make sauce!" Monkey Er hurriedly stopped, "We're in a hurry, we want to participate in the mid-year auction to save face!"
"Oops, I was injured yesterday, and my limbs are a little uncoordinated, ah~ I'll jump again, jump again!!"
"On July 11th of the Yellow Calendar, today is a good weather, the second master of the monkey man is going to the black market, show the way Ah San to give a land, give a land!!"
"Don't make a fuss, I beg don't make a fuss!" Looking at the drooling neurotic in front of him, the squid man already cried, "Business is not very good today, and I was stuck with a thorn just now, then, I have all the change here......"
As he spoke, he shoved a one-dollar coin into Monkey Er's hand.
"It's not easy for everyone to do, you can do it, go to another stall......"
"Sonorous!"
After saying that, the squid man quickly pulled down the rolling door of the stall!
Looking at the one-dollar coin in his hand, Monkey Er's eyebrows trembled: "Hey, you bastard! There is no such thing as a street sign customer like you! Do you dare to treat my second master as a beggar?"
"Bang bang bang!"
Monkey II slammed the door vigorously.
"I'll tell you this bastard!Don't drag it like that!When you enter the black market, I'll complain to death about you and me!!"
"Bang bang bang!"
“......!”
"What are you doing, what are you doing, is it easy to take a nap in the middle of the day?"
Monkey Er tightened the chrysanthemum and looked around: "Where is the sound?"
"I'm at your feet, you've stepped on me!"
"Foot?"
A sense of horror rushed from the soles of his feet to his head, and Monkey Er lowered his head tremblingly.
"See?" the voice said.
At the foot was a carpet with a round, charred dimple that looked like a cigarette butt.
The carpet is not surprising, many stalls have carpets in front of them, and there will be advertising slogans on them, such as the U88 booth next door, which is spread with a yellow carpet that reads: "There will be no gifts for the holidays this year, only tuna will be accepted for gifts!"
Is it true that it is under the feet!?
Can be submerged under a size 10 monkey shoe...... Could it be...... Mini-species?
Monkey Er was a little speechless in his heart.
Mini species shouldn't be in this kind of fish market, and the law stipulates that accidental injury and trampling are not criminally responsible.
"Da!"
Lift your feet.
No.
I looked at the sole panel of my left foot, but I still didn't!
"Da!"
Right foot.
No!
I looked at the sole plate of the right foot......
"Damn, I'm disgusted, who is so lacking in virtue and spitting gum!!"
“......!”
Monkey Er's eyebrows raised even higher, he looked around left and right, and yelled angrily: "What kind of person, dare to bluff your second master!? This second master is in a hurry to collect things, but he doesn't have time to play this boring game with you." ”
The voice replied, "Aren't you looking for a street signman, number Black Iron 138!"
Monkey Er muttered a mouthful of saliva: "Yes!
"You stepped on me, why did the signman get up!?"
Monkey II looked at the foot again.
A worn-out carpet with cigarette butt prints.
"Street signman?" Monkey Er took a deep breath before forcing himself to go crazy, "Don't tell me, you're this blanket!"
"A leaf is blind, you can't see Mount Tai, distance can produce beauty!" The voice said, "You get a little farther away, let me get up!"
"Where are you going!?" Monkey Er took another heavy breath.
"Five steps to the right will do!"
"Dadada!"
"Five steps!"
"Jump!"
Monkey Er's face is green!
Xu Yan, who was watching from the U86 booth, also had a green face!
"What species is this?"
"Lie down is a carpet, stand up...... It's like a piece of paper, daring to love the point that was burned by a cigarette butt...... Is it his eyes?" Xu Yan told himself to calm down, although there were too many strange animals in this world, and none of them seemed very friendly.
"No. 138, I'm a street signman today! Flounder Man - Francisco. The paper-like species swept the footprints on his body, and took out a piece of blackened chewing gum, threw it away, and then said to the monkey, "There is a large-scale auction in the underground black market today, so the requirements for the blacks who enter the market are strict......! You can't put it in today. ”
"What do you mean by that?" Monkey Er's brows trembled, and he said with a hard suppression of anger, "Lao Tzu danced the Black Iron Dance three times, you girl, tell me now...... You can't go in the black iron section!?"
Flounder Man smiled and said: "Black Iron 138, this is really not aimed at you, the rules of the black market today are like this, just a few people came to dance the black dandan, I didn't get up, I was smoked away by the stinky tofu fish sold by the squid man!"
"Heh, what rules!" Monkey Er raised his bandaged right fist, "Let me tell you, the black dance that this second master has danced three times is enough to give you face!"
"You don't have to be embarrassed!"
"Today! Now, you have to say if you can do it, and you have to say it if you can't!"
Flounder said: "Don't be angry, didn't I get up?"
"In principle, you can't go in the black iron section, but if it's ......," said the fishman with his eyes closed, turning his head towards the U86 booth, "If it's AK48, which is a big hit this year, then it's a different story!"
"Of course ......"
Flounder Man refocused his gaze on Monkey Er, and said suddenly: "If it's a tie with Durka - the second-order evolved Mighty Vajra Monkey ......"
"Reluctantly!"
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Some book friends said that the explanation of the fierce road is the same as the great voyage of One Piece, the station of ten thousand evils is the same as ONEPiece, and the protagonist has the same ability as Luffy......
Here,The previous explanation of the fierce road has been changed to a version.,Wait and paste it to the back of this chapter.,You can take a look at it again.,Although it's still a bit similar.,But I'm trying my best to write it differently.,Whether it's now or later.,Of course,All the plots are original.,But the main line type is roughly the same as Journey to the West.,One Piece,Fast and furious.,It's the story of the protagonist gathering a group of capable people.,Pass the level.,Rush to the end of the story.。
The goal of Journey to the West is the West Heaven! Five masters and apprentices! It's five people, riding a white dragon horse.
One Piece's goal is onepiece!There are even more people!It's hot-blooded!Of course, it's not ONEPICEC but a dream!
Fast and Furious is out to 8? Kill one boss after another! It's also a team battle, and every member of the team is cute!
Of course, there are many more such types......
What about my book, the background is in the world of animal people, all mutant animal people have a pursuit, to explore the secret of the food chain! This is the background! This world is very complicated, animal people can be colleagues, and they can eat each other! So this pursuit, it is still very reasonable, the law of the barbarian ancestors is based on the spokesperson system, representing the strength and weakness of the race, so if the law of the barbarian ancestors collapses, then will the animal man world be chaotic? In the background, in the pursuit, in the plot, this book is still very different from One Piece and Journey to the West! It's the same, it's just the type!
And about the protagonist's ability, if you read it here, you will know that I spent a whole volume, 10W words to explain how this ability was obtained, he didn't fall from the sky. In fact, I hate the story of a person who does nothing, is lucky enough to get something like a system, and then pretends to fly...... I just want to say, is this you?
Of course, the protagonist still has to have this kind of discount~~~ but it also has to be awesome! The hardware that is more awesome than the system is the protagonist itself, isn't it?
That's good! Actually, in the end, how did the protagonist defeat Nikolai, is the core really because he can be soft and hard? There is a premise, he can be immune to Nikolai's mental attack! This Luffy doesn't have it! Although this is a little more low-key than the soft and hard setting, but the attributes are bursting good! In addition, it's still the same sentence, I firmly believe that all abilities are accessories, and the protagonist himself is the core! He knows that he is so scummy and has done so many investigations!!!
So,Our sullen protagonist is not the same as the cute Ma Daha Luffy! The ability is also different.,Did I say he's rubber?! No! He's more like a clay man! It's just that the form of expression is very similar for the time being.,But everyone will know how different it is in the future! Let's just say that the rubber Luffy can't hide in the water pipe.,The protagonist can!!The future will be even more different! The two people have different abilities and different personalities, how can they be the same!
I'll try to write it well!
Everyone has a dream, but the road to that dream can be very difficult, which is why the final stop of the book, Atlantus North, is also known as the station of all evils!
Where is your North Station?
I've now identified a North Station – to finish this book!
I know it's a long process, and it's a difficult one, but I'll persevere, I know I'm not fighting alone, with your support, don't give up on my editor, and those stories full of expectations in the future!
Okay! It's hypocritical~
Since it's a team story, who should be the members? Can you give me advice...... I insist on listening.
And any complaints, criticism, I will accept it!
For the North Station, this is where to go!
In short, let's work together......
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Here is an insertion of the second part of chapter 055, about the plot of the murderous road and the explanation of the murderous road map!
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"Vicious Road is a very special territory, a borderland that even the ABT government cannot control, and there is one of the most mysterious places there, and legend has it that in the shadow of the eagle left by the lion in the midday sun, it is the station of all evils, the northern realm of Atlantus. ”
"However, the location of Atlantus Northland, the station of all evils, is always changing, and it is really not easy to find it......"
"Luck?"
Looking at Xu Yan's eyes, Monkey Er shook his fingers: "No!"
"It's impossible! It's absolutely impossible! I can't tell you what is going on for a while!"
"If you go and dig over the 10,000-year-old history compiled by those old immortal fellows of the Turtle Clan, you will know that no animal man can find the northern realm of Atlantus without leaving the road map!"
"Why?" Xu Yan said.
"I'm curious, too!"
Monkey Er suddenly said: "If you don't personally experience the fierce road, any textbook explanation will seem so weak!"
"The Murderous Road Survivor's Diary, published in 3597 in the Northwest Monsoon Era of Yare, is a relatively authoritative book on the Fierce Road, but it has been banned by the government, and it was banned two thousand years ago...... Uh, I got a copy at a clear price, I can know!"
Xu Yan blinked, and he saw Monkey Er take out a booklet from the woven bag on his back.
The mottled cover, the title of the book has been blurred to the point that it is invisible, and the corners of the page are gray and curly, if it is not densely sewn with cotton thread, I am afraid that if it is turned over, it will turn into a few puffs of paper money to pay tribute to the mutated sages buried in the vicious road......
Monkey Er flipped cautiously: "I didn't lie to you, this is a unique product!"
"All right! this is my baby! You should be content from a distance!"
As he spoke, he quickly put the booklet back into the woven bag.
"As mentioned above, there are a total of eighteen routes leading to the northern realm of Atlantus, each with a certain number of stations, choose one of the routes to move forward, once you start to enter the evil road, you can't change it, otherwise you ......"
Monkey Er sighed: "Otherwise, if you enter the second half of the fierce road, you will be lost in it forever!"
"This is the experience of the baby, but now many fools who are mixed in the vicious road don't know ......"
"Let me tell you, knowledge is power, if we form a group, then we will stand on the shoulders of giants and move forward!!"
"And those illiterate people with empty fists in the fierce road never knew that they would sit down and study hard, and there would be ghosts if they could reach the station of ten thousand murderers!!"
"Of course!" Monkey Er suddenly raised, "Before we stand on the shoulders of giants and move forward, we have a fierce road map!"
"So, the murderous road map on your body is not important!?."
Xu Yan nodded perfunctorily and said, "It's important!"
"Hey, what's your attitude?" Monkey Er scratched his head, a little angry.
Xu Yan spread his hands with a smile: "You go on!"
Monkey Er pouted unhappily: "If it weren't for the roadmap on you, I would have told you so much!?"
"Uh-huh!"
Monkey Er coughed lightly, and then the painting style changed, and the mouth was like a flowing faucet, and it couldn't be stopped at all.
"It is said that it is a route map, in fact, the appearance is not limited to the type of 'map', the Majincheng Murder Road Museum has a replica of the road map No. 7 of 2448, which is a small object, a small soup spoon rests on a disc, the appearance is the same, of course, the navigation function is not at all. ”
"The road maps are all handed down from ancient times, and the number is unknown, but I guess the ABT government has no more than 100 road maps, and you knocked a No. 18 road map from Nikolai, of course the ABT government has to be in a hurry with you. ”
"So, do you really think that the No. 18 murderous road map is with me?" Xu Yan asked for the second time.
"Otherwise?" replied Xiao Er for the second time.
"Okay!" Xu Yan sighed helplessly again, "The fierce road is so dangerous, what are you doing there, looking for excitement?"
"Hey, I'm the second master, I just want to be the rightful second master, and make money from the second-hand goods that make the fierce road, just your worth of 2 million, it will arrive in minutes!"
Xu Yan raised his eyebrows and said, "What second-hand goods are there on the fierce road?"
"Yes, everyone in the fierce road is a big name, such as the night pot used by the eight-clawed sword saint, which is very popular in the black market of Majin City. ”
"Of course, I'm not just pursuing that!"
"Legend has a station of ten thousand evils, there are prehistoric second-hand goods!"
"That's the best!"