Thirteen Lang laughed angrily and scolded: "A crooked belly, of course it's not stupid." ”

The monk nodded happily and said, "Since you're not stupid, why do you do this?"

"I don't know. ”

The monk knew it very well in his heart. ”

The monk said sincerely: "What Mr. said before is good, the monk has a lot of intentions here, and the Taoist Academy is also one of them, but it is not too important. What the monk really wants is to see your life. ”

"I want to die!" said Big Ash first.

"What do you see, my life?" Thirteen Lang heard the difference, and was a little puzzled.

"What's wrong with my life? What to see?"

"Your life is very good, otherwise you would not have grown to the point where you are today and done so many great things, but the monk is not at ease, because what you will do next is not the usual, not only need great strength, resourcefulness, but also strong numerology. To put it simply, the monk wants to see if your life is hard enough, and if you are hard enough to act against the sky, you have the qualifications to plot against the mountain. ”

Sighing softly, sighing deeply, the Living Buddha was full of compassion and peace, and said seriously: "The monk doesn't know fortune telling, and he doesn't believe in fortune telling, so he has to try it himself and see the results." ”

“”

The people around him were stupid, and Shisanlang froze, and it took a long time to figure out what was going on, and he sat down in a daze.

"Fuck you. ”

There are a thousand answers to this question, and it is difficult to describe it accurately.

The fate is hard but easy to understand, and the arbitrary point is to say that it is a "gram" person. The most famous example in history is an empress who was taken to a fortune teller shortly after her birth. As a result, he was determined to be rich and wealthy in the future, but his fate was too hard to tolerate people. The parents and ancestors of Shangke, and the relatives of the children of Xiake. The one who told the hexagram spoke uprightly and directly strangled him to death

The tiger poison does not eat children, the empress and her mother chose to believe in the first half, not only did not do what Mr. Jian yì did, but on the contrary, she was pampered; the world is wonderful, the baby girl was really elected to the emperor's harem as an adult, and after countless turmoil and sinister circumstances, she finally really ascended the throne in the years when her husband's power was supreme and became the supreme empress.

The Empress ascends the throne. His family was naturally popular, I don't know who was overjoyed, and told the fortune-telling thing as a joke, and the empress was furious when she learned that Long Yan was furious, and ordered to find the fortune teller who almost caused him to die in the early days, and wanted to punish his nine clans.

The Son of Heaven was furious and panicked, and people found that after calculating that fate, the more the old man thought about it, the more he felt that it was wrong. unexpectedly arranged the aftermath, and after a good drink, he hung the beam and killed himself. It is said that before he died, he was still talking that he should not reveal the secret of heaven when he saw through it. In the future, there will be a curse on the family, and so on.

In short, no one else takes this thing seriously. Only the empress and the fortune teller were convinced.

The fortune teller couldn't find it, and the empress couldn't vent her sulk. Destroy his family and destroy his clan, and at the same time determine that the counters are all gossip and disorderly people. He ordered them all to be killed.

It's a mess now!

Fortune telling, to be honest, is not an exclusive profession, and everyone can talk about it. It's not easy to survive in the mortal world, most of the arithmetic masters are here to make a living, maybe they are farmers on weekdays, they know that they can't do this job now, who is willing to admit it?

It doesn't matter if you don't admit it, people in the officialdom have always preferred to catch mistakes and not let go of the emperor's orders, and it's right to expand it. For a time, the land of Kyushu was full of officials holding chains and taking people, but anyone who said things like "how will you be" and "what will he do in the future" were all locked in prison.

Things are out of control, and by the time some people really can't stand it and dissuade the empress from stopping, nearly 10,000 people have died unjustly across the country, which can be described as a famous tragedy. The funniest thing is that because of this incident, the hexagram that was originally just a joke was generally taken seriously, and the reason is very simple: the fortune teller who counted the fortune that should not be counted was "ke" to death.

Funny? sort of. What's even funnier is that because of this incident, the majesty of the originally wise empress was greatly reduced, and she was plagued by all kinds of rumors, and finally destroyed the Great Wall and lost the throne, and her relatives and bloodlines naturally followed the bad luck, and hundreds of thousands of people were almost killed by the emperors of later generations, completely fulfilling the words of the fortune teller.

Is it still funny?

Not at all, only pathetic

"What the fuck"

The allusion legend has nothing to do with himself, Thirteen Lang was born not to believe in evil, and he will not bother because of this. For him, the name of the Heavenly Evil Lone Star has not been on his head for a day or two, and even Nizu has said so, not missing a living Buddha in the world.

But he never thought that the living Buddha of the Sunset Tower, the pinnacle of the world, would be so out of tune, just to see the results, he would be able to give up his thousand-year-old reputation, ignore the catastrophe in the world, and really kill himself!

Today's accident is not enough to describe it, and it sounds more appropriate to be inexplicable, even if Thirteen Lang is extremely smart, he can't think of the real reason why the Living Buddha did this. As he scolded, if the monk really wants to kill someone, there are too many simple methods that can be used, as long as Yan Shan and a few other bigwigs are not around, Thirteen Lang basically has no way to live.

As for what the monk said before, to prevent Thirteen Lang from making trouble with the mountain monarch and then causing trouble to the world, isn't it nonsense? First, it has not been realized at all, second, the monk has many ways to stop it, and third, the timing he chose is too sensitive to win the trust of people at all.

Interfering with the Taoist Academy, it does mean a bit like that, but if you think about it carefully, you will know that it is unreliable, because the thirteen Lang here is a doppelganger, and the deity is immortal, and the result is still the same.

After thinking about it, the most credible reason is really this: the monk wants to see if his life is hard enough! For this reason, he has to exert all his strength, but he can't let Shisanlang have no chance, so he has made such a "farce".

The Living Buddha suddenly attacked suddenly, the most vigilant Thirteen Lang was unaware, and the disgusting spirit ants who could feel the killing machine the most did not predict at all; if it wasn't for Yan Shan and the others sacrificing their lives to save them, if Thirteen Lang himself was not strong enough for the Living Buddha to understand it this way, he felt that this was fate, it was hard. That's why you don't die.

How ridiculous! How unlucky! How innocent! How unfortunate, how lucky!

"You fuck" was said a dozen fucking times. Jusan Lang still couldn't believe it.

Thinking about it the other way, this is actually very normal, and people in Buddhism pay attention to the spirit. The so-called "a glimmer of light flashes in the dark, guiding sentient beings to move forward blindly" is not the highest purpose of monks!

"My mom died a long time ago. ”

After hearing enough and getting tired of listening, the monk said: "The monk is really hardworking"

"Fuck you!"

Unwilling to scold again, Shisanlang asked, "What if I really die?"

"If you're really dead, you're dead. ”

“”

After thinking about it, Shisanlang felt that it was boring to be angry with this kind of person, and said, "I mean, kill my doppelganger, do you still want to go to the Taoist Academy." Kill my lord again?"

The monk said sincerely: "If the gentleman dies, the monk will not be able to take care of himself, how can he spare his energy to do that." ”

Thirteen Lang said: "In that case, I will still plot against Shanjun, aren't you busy in vain?"

The monk responded: "The real person messenger makes it clear, it only takes these three years to make the world as calm as ever." Mr. is dead, he can not care, others must care. The consequences will inevitably affect the entire continent, and it will not be a one-time effort to bring all parties together. ”

It's really outrageous, and it's really thorough.

Thirteen Lang said angrily: "The monk and Taoist priest are a raccoon dog. None of them are good birds. ”

The monk hurriedly explained: "The purpose of the real person's summons is not to kill you, but to worry that the Buddha is unprepared, so I can plan for contingencies." ”

It's a pity you're a pig. It can't be edified.

Thirteen Lang felt helpless, waved his hand and said, "Then." How's that now?"

"Now?"

"Now that you see my life, what are you going to do?"

"That's it. Listen to your plans, of course. ”

"About Shanjun?"

"Otherwise, what else?"

The monk's expression was solemn, and he said seriously: "I heard that Mr. has many adventures, I must be able to estimate how difficult things are, since I want to deal with Shanjun, I am somewhat prepared and somewhat sure." ”

Thirteen Lang was so surprised that he asked, "Why should I sue you?"

The monk took it for granted and said, "I can help." ”

"You were going to kill me just now, and now you say help, don't talk about me, who can believe you?"

"That's a problem. Monk Yan said.

"Big problem!"

The god donkey scolded at the same time, thinking that this kind of person can be a living Buddha, and this god is actually mixed like this, the old man of the Heavenly Dao must be blind, or he is napping.

"How to win the trust" in the eyes of the living Buddha, how can there be a big gray position, when it does not exist zài, self-care and groaning.

"Forget it, just assume that I believe you. ”

Looking at the monk's serious and thoughtful face, Shisanlang felt annoyed from the bottom of his heart, and simply stopped being embarrassed. He knew how heavy this living Buddha was, and if he wanted to gather the strength of the world, he had to accommodate it. Having said that, today's events have evolved like this, and if it can be exchanged for the living Buddha's deep conviction, it cannot be said that it is not cost-effective.

Thinking in his heart, Thirteen Lang cautiously stepped forward and suddenly asked, "Master, you are honest with me, what does it have to do with the head of the Demon Palace?"

The monk was stunned for a moment, first looked up at the little palace master, and responded, "You mean Xin Xin donor?"

"I guess so. ”

Shisanlang actually didn't know the real name of the ancestor, so he answered vaguely and asked, "What is the relationship between the two of you?"

"It doesn't matter. The monk replied categorically.

"How can it be okay?" Thirteen Lang was dumbfounded, and the group cultivators next to him, who were waiting for the biggest gossip in history, were dumbfounded, and Da Ash was especially dumbfounded, thinking that this monk was really not authentic, and he didn't admit it to doing bad things.

"It doesn't matter, An'an, come here. ”

The monk's eyes were full of kindness and innocence, and he beckoned to the little palace master, and said with emotion: "The monk almost killed your noble star, does An An blame me?"

The little palace master didn't know what to say.

"That's weird. ”

The monk sighed deeply, silently pondered for a moment and then raised his head, and his gentle eyes burst into divine light during the war, and he was dignified and mighty.

"Don't be empty-eyed, little guy, you're not the first. ”

"Huh?" Thirteen didn't understand right away.

"I mean, you're not the first to kill gods. The divine light was revealed for only a moment, and the monk quickly became depressed and lonely.

"Unfortunately, they all died. ”

(To be continued......)