Chapter 170: Nine Thousand Years Old Door God, Epic Hero!
"Can you smell anything?"
Xu Yan sniffed, and a foul smell entered his nostrils, a mixture of onions, potatoes, and yuba, and then he heard a low grunt. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"It's like an off-road jeep engine in my stomach, and it starts a violent piston movement......" Monkey II shouted, "I'm going to fart!"
After being familiar with the toilet for a few months, Monkey Er is now no longer resistant to farting, and even more, Xu Yan is still a little proud when he sees Monkey Er's expression.
"Come on!" Monkey Er urged.
......
The toilet took off.
Black clouds roll under the toilet.
Streams of gas rushed out of Monkey Er's body, and his stomach was still embarrassed to chant softly at first, but it immediately turned into a cannon-like pop, and it sounded like the sound of a diesel engine spinning rapidly.
It seemed that even he couldn't stand it anymore, and Monkey Fan with a wave of his arm, hoping that the smell would dissipate as soon as possible.
Sitting on the toilet used to make Monkey Er feel tightness in his chest instead of being happy, but now he is very jealous and dissatisfied - Xu Yan and Ah Sa did not use his toilet.
"Boom!"
The sound of the motor of the skeleton chariot sounded on his right, and to Monkey Er's relief, Asa did not sit in Xu Yan's chariot.
He heard the sound of "Boom" breaking the wind.
On his left-hand side.
Look-
It was a girl wearing roller skates, and Monkey Er swore that he had never seen a woman who could perform roller skating so chicly, shuttling freely like clouds and water, fancy spinning, reverse sliding, jumping, sudden braking and other movements were chic and flexible, like a dazzling landscape above the black sea of clouds.
And then......
The monkey looks at the toilet under the ass halfway!
"One is a skeleton chariot that pulls the wind, and the other is a wind-like roller shoe, I fantasize about a toilet for Mao Laozi, and I have to fart to walk......"
"For Mao!!"
"If Heaven could give me a chance to do it all over again, I would—"
"Poof!"
......
The dashing figure gliding through the air crossed over Monkey Er's head and came to the front of the chariot.
"Sure enough, I chose roller skates!"
Xu Yan slowed down the chariot a little, and the clairvoyance opened, and he could easily see the details of the roller skate, the upper part of which was a layer of shell made of flowers, with three fixtures. The first is a special zipper, the second is a hook and loop fastener, and the third is a shoelace, which has a faint floral scent, like flower petals.
The lower part is a bracket made of flower vines and four straight rows of wheels.
In the sliding room, there will be a faint flower shadow that gradually dissipates along the way, which is very beautiful!
Looking at the chic figure stepping on a single row of wheels, Xu Yan was a little distracted, as if he had returned to the past days.
"Actually, it's not because you don't practice hard enough, it's more likely that your shoe design can't keep up with the difficulty of your practice!"
"I know you like roller skating, you like the wind to be chic, and I've finally modified the skates that fit you......"
A lonely figure placed a pair of pink skate shoes next to a tombstone.
......
"Look! it's not a lighthouse, it's a castle!"
"Wow!"
"Cool!"
Xu Yan heard Ah Sa's excited shout, he woke up like a dream, and quietly tightened his nose.
"Whew-"
Raise your eyes! A huge castle appeared before his eyes.
Not to mention tens of thousands of meters high, even if Mount Everest is in front of it, it can only bow down to the wind, but it is so big, but its support is only a point! The bottom is narrow and the top is wide, and the circle spreads upward, and there are a few sections in the middle that are crooked, very twisted, and countless flame lamps are reflected on the wall like a tornado, and it looks like a tornado of flames from a distance......
"Isn't it screwed!" Monkey Er continued to pout a few farts as he shouted, "That's why it's called Screwing Castle!"
......
"There's only one door to enter the Twist Castle, and this is it!"
They came to the bottom "point", and Monkey Er pointed to a hole in his head and said.
Xu Yan felt that it was unbelievable that a building larger than Mount Everest was actually floating in the air, standing above his head.
The whole shape of the Twist Babao is really screwed, and the walls around it are constantly turning, like a raging, never-ending tornado, and at the bottom of it, there is a hole, like the tuyere of a tornado.
The wind here is loud, but the sea of black clouds below the entrance is not as turbulent as elsewhere, on the contrary, it is quiet, as if it is a mirror-like lake.
Xu Yan was shocked by this mysterious scene and was speechless for a long time.
"Whew!"
Suddenly, he heard the sound of a breaking wind.
Asa quickly flew to the "tuyere" on roller skates.
"Be careful!"
Xu Yan didn't have time to stop it, and then saw that Ah Sa was blocked back by an inexplicable force.
He hurriedly supported Ah Sa, who was flying upside down.
"Thanks, I'm fine!"
Asa steadied herself, and the petal-like shadows spread under the wind-like soles of her pulleys.
"This door is strange and can't be approached!" Asa said.
Wishing to admit that he was indeed frightened by Ah Sa's reckless actions just now, and the soul fire that had been following Ah Sa's side also sensed the extraordinary power of the wind outlet.
"If I were you, I would be in awe of Twist Babao, this is one of the top ten offices on the black market, and the entry conditions are still very strict, and you can't enter casually......" Monkey Er shook his head, looking like an old fritter.
"And how do we get in?" asked Assa.
"Those who come to travel have to get visas, those who come to trade have to get transaction orders, and those who come to intern have to get work letters......" Monkey Er paused for a moment and looked at the calm sea of clouds under the toilet, "Well, we are here to register the murder group, just light the candle that the black market group notice gave him!"
"To whom?"
"Candle Dragon!"
"Candle Dragon?"
"Candle Dragon-Bosh, also known as Nine Thousand Years Old, because he has lived for nine thousand years!" Seeing Xu Yan and Ah Sa's bewildered expressions, Monkey Er sighed, "There is really no way to take you two idiot rookies, Candle Dragon - Nine Thousand Years Old, one of the eight gods of Twist Baba Castle, is the famous door god among the eight gods of Twist Baba Castle!"
"Priest, door god, such a big name, shouldn't it be a gatekeeper!?" Asa questioned.
Monkey Er's expression was so serious, Xu Yan looked at him and nodded firmly.
"It's the gatekeeper!" said Monkey Er in a deep voice.
Xu Yan: "......"
Asa: "......"
......
"No one wants to slip into the Twisted Castle under the noses of the nine-thousand-year-old Bosh, and of course, if you make a mistake in the Twisted Castle, don't want to leave under his guard...... Do you know how good he is?"
Monkey Er exclaimed.
"It is said that his body is red, thousands of miles long, his eyes are arranged up and down, the lower one is the main eye, the upper one is called the yin eye, and the legend has it that if you give him a yin eye, it will become a ...... A lump of poop !!"
"Really?" Asa questioned.
"That's what the hero card says, I have his card in my woven bag......" Monkey Er showed off his face, "That's an epic hero card!"
"But since he became a priest, he hasn't been on the vicious road for a long time, and his hero card is out of print, no longer out, very valuable!"
Xu Yan once again doubted the point of Monkey Er's words.
"I took out my notice...... Xu Yan shook the A4 paper in his hand, "And then?"
......
Monkey Er probed the sea of clouds with his toes, three times, as if knocking on the door, Xu Yan saw something poking out of the sea of clouds-
It's a face, slowly revealing his body!
With a human face and a snake body, a candle in his mouth!
The standard height is 2.5 meters.
Xu Yan saw that the human-faced snake god's eyes were closed, and yawned, and the candle flame in his mouth flickered, and although he didn't open his eyes, he seemed to have a clear idea of what he was doing.
"I'm here to form a group......
"Give me a picture of the notice!"
......
The tuyere is open.
A suction force sucked them in, and it was another claw-like experience, and then they came to a hall.
"This is the entrance hall of Twist Castle!" said Monkey Er.
The entrance hall was amazingly large, and Xu Yan felt that it was more like a glazed tower hidden in a tornado, with a nine-story circular building, and each floor was filled with all kinds of doors!
The circular corridors on each floor are densely packed with brute groups, coming and going through the doors, as if they were visiting a department store!
"Don't count, there are 10,000 doors in total, each leading to 10,000 places!" Monkey Er pointed to a door on the 6th floor and said, "Where we are going, there, there!"
With the clairvoyance open, Xu Yan could clearly see the number of each door.
"Wall Street?"
"No! not Wall Street, next door to it!"
Next door to the Wall Street door was a bronze door with a sign on it, written in blood-red wax font -
"Murderous Summoning...... Lobby!"