"Your name is Pingping?"

"yes, what's wrong, what's wrong?"

"Uh......"

“...... Hey, hey, hey, where are you looking, little bald donkey?!

...... Okay, I see! You must have lied! I don't believe you really didn't see anything! Little bald donkey, see that this girl won't kill you today......"

Seeing that Liuyun's gaze fell on his chest, and he was stunned, he wanted to stop talking, and then remembered his appearance at the beginning, Ping Ping suddenly realized something, so he was ashamed and angry, like a fried pheasant, and the power of the desolation broke out in an instant. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Although Liuyun covered his bald head and tried his best to explain, how could the angry girl listen at this time. As a result, Liuyun's originally smooth and delicate bald head was immediately scratched out by the girl's green and jade fingers, and countless small earthworms twisted and turned. Fortunately, a handsome face was saved, but a certain arm was twisted and dislocated, and the body was blue and purple, which looked pitiful and funny.

Liuyun's head was almost in his crotch, grinning in pain, tears faintly, and he couldn't breathe.

But Ping Ping still didn't give up, and waved his pink fist again, and it was a stormy pound on Liuyun's back, and finally used his legs......

After a tyrannical meal, it was finally sunny and rainy. Liuyun lay on the ground groaning in pain, his bones seemed to fall apart, and he almost fainted again in pain.

At this time, Pingping, humming an unknown song, was radiant, and had already started to light a fire, boil water, and remove hair on the side, ready to stew pheasants.

Liuyun glanced at the smug girl next to him, then lowered his head and began to mumble quietly:

"Women are tigers, the most poisonous women's hearts. Only women in the world are difficult to raise, so the heavens will descend on the Si people, and they must be kept away from women first. A woman's words should not be trusted, and a beautiful woman is even more so. If you want to achieve great things, don't want women, threesomes, don't want women, women are stumbling blocks on the road to success, and those who don't want women are ...... people."

He found that he seemed to suddenly have a slight understanding of the scripture that the second master had taught.

"Little bald donkey, what are you muttering?" Placing the spoon into a wooden bowl on the ground, the girl took out a cloth towel from her sleeve and gently wiped her slender fingers.

"I didn't ...... It's nothing...... It's just a scripture...... "I'm really afraid that this pheasant-like girl will be furious again after hearing the scriptures recited in her mouth, and Liuyun will immediately stop talking."

"Hmph, you little bald donkey don't dare to make this girl angry again, if you dare to speak ill of me, I'll beat you up again......! The previous ministry advised you that it was better not to speak out, otherwise it would ...... Hum...... Believe it or not...... Believe it or not, this girl will be ...... Castrate you with a knife!" When the last few words were spoken, the girl's tone was deliberately lowered, her eyes leaked the meaning of threat, and at the same time, she formed a palm with one hand, and made a 'ruthless' posture.

Liuyun suddenly had a spirit, and hurriedly said: "No, no, Amitabha, the Buddha is above, the little monk promised the girl that he would never tell this matter......

But before he finished speaking, he already felt that the temperature in the air seemed to be getting colder, and the whole atmosphere suddenly became gloomy. Liuyun couldn't help but raise his eyes to look at the girl......

It's okay not to look at it, but when I saw it, I was suddenly startled.

I saw the girl in front of me, her eyes showed a fierce light, the green tendons on her temples were faintly raised, and even the bridge of her nose was wrinkled with a few playful fine lines. Her jade teeth were clenched, and Liuyun had even heard the sound of "clucking" inside.

"Uh...... That one...... ......Exceptional"

"Ping, hehe, okay, I'll make you flat now. I know that you little bald donkey is lying! It seems that you really saw it, and you even dared to lie to this girl......"

"Ami...... Ay...... Oops......"

"This girl asked you to be amiable...... Let you be amiable...... You're a Buddha......"

“......”

Lightning, thunder, gales, showers......

That handsome face was not saved in the end, and like the bald head, countless small earthworms also climbed up......

......

Liuyun lay quietly on the ground, not daring to make a sound, at this moment he regretted it very much, and at the same time wondered, he usually wouldn't make such a low-level mistake, how could he be turned around by others in front of this woman......

While I was reflecting, a voice suddenly came to my head:

"Liuyun, are you okay?" There was a deep concern in his tone, and he could hear that the owner who said this not only felt empathy when he saw Liuyun being beaten, but even seemed to be more painful than Liuyun.

"Xiao Zi, you're here, then you've all seen it, why don't you help me cure this crazy woman...... It hurts me to death. Suddenly hearing Xiao Zi's voice, Liuyun was really surprised in his heart, and immediately transmitted the sound back through his divine sense.

"Woo...... I hated her, but my brothers wouldn't let me...... I actually...... The grenades are all ready...... Woohoo......"

"Ah, grenades, hehe, you don't have to play so big...... Didn't you have a replica gun before, just give her a few shots and let her know how powerful...... By the way, have you been there all along? Why are you talking to me now?"

"We have always been there, but only when Liuyun encounters danger and the Seven Exquisite Hearts are opened, can we communicate with Liuyun. There was a moment just now, the crazy woman had a murderous intent, which was very dangerous, so Xiao Zi could only talk to Liuyun now. Purple Gourd explained to Liuyun aggrievedly.

"Haha...... Pingping, this girl, I like it!" was obviously the voice of the bear child of the black gourd.

The green gourd also opened his mouth at the right time: "Well, it's just a little wild ......"

"Slightly, you call this 'slightly', this is the 'Explosive Field', ......okay! Hey, I like it too. White Gourd said.

"I like unevenness. "This is the voice of the yellow gourd.

"Boring. "Blue Gourd doesn't seem to be interested in this topic.

At this time, I only heard the red gourd say to Liuyun: "We originally thought that this girl was really going to be ruthless to you, Xiao Zidu was ready for battle, but I didn't expect this girl to be quite atmospheric, so ...... We won't be involved for the time being. Liuyun, you better solve it yourself. ”

When he heard the discussion of several other gourds, Liuyun's head was already full of black lines, and when he heard the red gourd finish speaking, he was completely desperate. It seems that it is a headache to have to face the front alone...... Belch...... It's a woman who hurts everywhere.

As Xiao Zi said, they can only appear when Liuyun is in danger, so after a short exchange at this time, they will hide in Liuyun's Seven Tricks Exquisite Heart.

I don't know when, the aroma of stewed chicken suddenly wafted out of the pot, this smell drifted in front of Liuyun, was sucked into the nose, touched the taste buds, passed through the throat, turned into liquid, dripped into the stomach, and suddenly, the empty acid pool, was hit up layers of ripples.

"Gurr, gurr......"

The belly is ringing, and it is out of control.

......