The southern suburbs of the old Golden State, "Single Dog" Cafe, house number: No. 167 Lackey Middle Road. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Xu Yan sat by the window and took a sip of coffee.

......

Through the window, you can see the quiet streets outside, the breeze blows the neat hedges on both sides, the streets are silent and spotless under the clear sky, and no one would have thought that a horrific thing happened yesterday in the old Golden State.

"Did you hear that, just yesterday, AK48 and a monkey broke into the hell building at the Aciba base...... "A baboon in flower pants in the café said to a few diners across from him.

"Break into the Hell Building?can't you!AK48 picture, what is it?,Throw yourself into the net!?"

"It's such a big news that hasn't been reported?"

"If AK48 throws itself into the net, it will definitely be reported, but AK48 just went to the hell building to play a lap and came out again, where will the military allow the newspaper, doesn't this mean that the security is too poor and slaps yourself in the face?"

"Really, isn't the Hell Tower known as a fly even wanting to go in, not to mention that there are CIA and Black Bat Squadrons there, as well as the legendary General Beamon Asiba, no matter how powerful AK48 is, he is just a minor barbarian, with such great ability?"

"Going to Hell is the same as playing?heh, I can't believe it!"

"What can't I believe about this, my second uncle is on an errand in the Hell Tower, and he told me personally...... Not only did AK48 come and go freely, but Colonel Blackbird Bird was also driven crazy by him!"

"What, there's such a thing!? The fastest sharpshooter in the third district, the third-order evolved Black Lightning Bird, was driven crazy by AK48?"

The baboon made a silent gesture and added in a low voice: "Shhh, don't be quiet, this is a secret of the military, Colonel Bird is really crazy, he can't hold a gun in his hand at all, he can only give his middle finger!"

"I can't shoot, I can only give my middle finger, what's going on?"

"How do I know, when I meet someone, I shake my middle finger, so I say it's crazy!"

“......”

"You said it was AK48?"

"What my second uncle said, that's still false!"

"It's impossible, how can a person do it, it's been less than two years since this AK48 debuted!"

"Ask AK48 yourself!"

......

Xu Yan was immune to these grudges, and he turned the "X" stud earrings in a circle and turned them back to the angle of the cross.

The sunlight outside the window reflected in, and the cross studs pinned to his ears flashed with silver points of light, Xu Yan drank the last sip of coffee boredly, looked in the direction of WC, and saw Monkey Er coming out with his stomach covered.

"He checks out!" Xu Yan stood up, pointed to Monkey Er, and said to the waiter.

Monkey Er cried with a sad face, hurried his steps, and yelled at Xu Yan: "What do I pay for...... I'm just here to borrow a toilet and tell you to order it?"

"Squeak!"

Xu Yan pushed open the door and stepped into the street.

Monkey Er was about to chase out, but was stopped by a dog: "I'm sorry sir, you haven't settled the bill yet!"

"What checkout?" Monkey Er looked at the dog, this guy is in a straight black suit on the top, and shorts with the logo of "Single Dog" on the bottom, and the delivery phone is also printed on the shorts, is it the boss or the waiter?

Monkey Er added the words with some frustration: "I didn't order it, what kind of account?"

"Okay!"

The dog picked up the phone.

"Drop!"

"Drop!"

In the ears is the crisp sound of the keys, and the monkey sees that the dog has pressed a "1"... Pressed another "1"... The last one, the button where the finger is about to fall should be, is it really ......

“0”！？

Monkey Er hurriedly stopped the dog, forcibly pulled his hand, and then smiled and said, "There's no need, it's just a cup of coffee, you don't need to call the police." ”

The dog man smiled and said: "The barbarians who dare to eat overlord meals in my store have gone to jail, do you want to try it too?"

"Jail?" Monkey Er said confusedly, "Generally, the ABT Public Security Department will not pay attention to such a small thing as evading orders, so do you have any relatives in the Public Security Department, oops, they are all your own people, and I am also very familiar with the Public Security Department, everyone makes a friend, talk about a friendship, and I will introduce the director to you when I turn around, by the way, I have a lot of friends here, special women, if you need it, introduce a few to you, and help you get rid of the single ......"

The dog replied in a righteous manner: "I have no relatives in the Public Security Bureau! And I am already married!"

Monkey 2: "......"

"Whew!"

Breathed a sigh of relief.

"After becoming a family and starting a business, then dare to be kind!" Monkey Er held Gouman's hand, "Brother, I wish you a happy family, then I'll go!"

"Let's go?" said the dog, "Yesterday, the report order of the old Golden State came out, the police and the people cooperated, one of them, anyone who finds that the human barbarian and the monkey are close can be reported, especially the combination of the underage yellow man and the white-haired monkey, there is a reward for reporting!"

"The Black Bat Squadron and the CIA are desperately trying to catch the white-haired monkey barbarian and the Yanhuang barbarian teenager today...... Of course, I don't think that the famous 2B combination will be the one who can't afford to pay for coffee, but I have called you, and I guess your family will bail you out, and you will have to pay much more than coffee!"

"No!" Monkey Er wanted to laugh a little, "Report, why did you report it! What about the 2B combination? Which eye did you see that the guy who drank coffee just now was a human barbarian, and it was clearly an unknown species that failed plastic surgery, okay!!"

"Yes, I don't know what kind of species that guy is, but I know you're a white-haired monkey!

Monkey 2: "......"

"Drop!"

"Drop!"

"Oops, isn't it just a cup of coffee?" Monkey Er stopped the dog from calling the police again, "Pay, can't I pay?"

"How much?"

"Forty-five cups of cappuccilo, 2,800 pieces!"

Monkey Er dumbfounded: "What ?!!"

The dog man said again: "Forty-five cups of cappuccilo, 2,800 yuan!

“......”

The second monkey wanted to cry without tears.

"This damn, Lao Tzu just went to the toilet, forty-five cups!!AK This idiot, I know that the amount of food is large, I don't know if it's okay to take a sip of coffee, 45 cups, dare to drink coffee as water, and can't sleep at night?"

Monkey Erhu looked at Gouman suspiciously: "You won't bluff me, just a soak in pee, you are a boss and a clerk, you can make 45 cups of cappuccilo?"

The dog replied, "Instantly, soon!"

Monkey 2: "......"

......

A low rumble pierced the silence around them.

"Hey, AK, what the hell, wait for me!"

......

"Ah, that's the trick again!!"

Monkey Er's heart beats faster and faster, and the bones of AK48 can transform into various weapons such as scythes, iron hooks, nunchucks, spears, darts, fighting knives, crowbars, war hammers, and hammers......

A leather rope with a grappling hook struck, and the two monkeys were in a hurry, and finally turned into a roar: "Hey, AK!!! I warn you again, don't stab your second master's ass!"

"Bang!"

Middle!ass!!

Monkey Er was speechless and choked: "......"

......

"Whew!"

With the sound of a tossed wind, Monkey Er made an arc in the air and staggered to the back seat of the motorcycle.

......

The motorcycle was driving in the middle of the lackey, and Xu Yan had turned back into a 13-year-old barbarian prototype, and in the middle, his stomach barked twice.

Monkey Er took out a booklet from the woven bag, and the booklet had an eye-catching title on it: AK48 Ledger.

Flipping through it, it was a dense record, he took out another pen and wrote down 2800 on it, remarks: 45 cups of cappuccilo, old golden state, single dog café, northwest monsoon, March 7th!

Putting the registered booklet back into the woven bag, Monkey Er touched the conch stone and suddenly exclaimed: "Turn around!

Xu Yan turned around and said, "How do you know that there is a temporary inspection?"

There was the sound of whirring wind in his ears, and Monkey Er roared: "I am familiar with the old Golden State, once ABT issues a reporting order, ahead, on the East Lackey Road, there must be a temporary inspection!"

"Hurry up and turn around!!"

......

"I told you to turn around, not to tell you to fly...... Huh, flying cars!?"

"Ahhh

Monkey Er tightly held Xu Yan's waist, looked down at the ground farther and farther away, and shouted in alarm: "This motorcycle that can be summoned at any time is special...... I can fly !!."

"Where did you get that?"

Xu Yan released the accelerator, and the motorcycle drove in the air at a constant speed, he turned around and smiled: "Abbasi base, the 18th layer of hell!"

"So ......"

"Is it so?"

Monkey Er was surprised, and the words were gagged: "You got ......"

Xu Yan: "Hmm!"