"Why are you paralyzed here like a dog?

Li Zhihao kicked Liu Zijin who was lying in a hollowed out tree stump in the Star Calling Forest. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"How did you find it?"

Liu Zijin waved his hand up weakly, indicating that he was not asleep.

"As soon as you came back, the whole school was a lot more lively, mainly because of the explosions. ”

"Oh......"

"Why are you hiding here and not going back to the club?"

"I'm going to take a break. ”

"Oh, it has something to do with Su Yan. ”

Liu Zijin's body moved, revealing one eye and looking at Li Zhihao: "What's the matter." ”

"It's okay, you're not going back?"

"It doesn't matter, it's just that I took a risk when I was in another world and crippled myself, and she felt unhappy. ”

"What else?"

"What's more?"

Li Zhihao pulled out a flamboyant smile, "Don't want to mess around, keep talking." ”

"Not impressive...... Gotcha, don't look at me, I'll start from the beginning, and you can also give me a counselor. ”

Liu Zijin sat up, he yawned, and patted the grass beside him.

"Well, you say. ”

Li Zhihao sat next to him, and Liu Zijin was about to start, when he waved his hand: "Wait, I'll light a cigarette first......"

As he spoke, he popped a cigarette out of his jacket purse, his hand slid in the air, and a red flame came out of his index finger, lighting the cigarette butt. He took a deep breath, squinted his eyes, and said, "Okay, let's get started." ”

Liu Zijin casually blew the second-hand smoke he spit out into the sky, and said with a tangled face: "As soon as I came back, it was also a very coincidental coincidence, and it was Wen Lesa who stood guard this time." ”

"Stop. Li Zhihao stretched out his hand to block Liu Zijin's mouth, "Are you talking about the depraved angel girl with long breasts and thighs, an ascetic face but always being bullied by you?"

"I have a few complaints about these prefixes, but it's her. ”

"Okay, you go ahead. ”

Then as soon as I saw her, I greeted her very politely, and she still looked like she still had a grudge against me. To be honest, I didn't do anything hurtful, didn't I just feel her figure with my sharp eyes when I saw her for the first time?"

Li Zhihao also nodded with the same feeling: "That's right, I don't understand." ”

"She still has such a lingering hatred, Su Yan and Shaoguang feel that it is not easy between us, my intuition tells me that I can't explain it at this time, but my silence has become an explanation in their eyes. ”

"Hahahaha. ”

"After separating from Wen Leisa, don't you have to go to the teacher to report the task and get the credits? Then let's go, but after not taking a few steps, Wang Xinxue appeared just right. ”

"Stop, let me laugh. ”

Li Zhihao took the cigarette from his mouth with a serious face, and then ......

"Hahahaha ”

I saw Li Zhihao kneeling on the ground, slamming the ground with his fist, and even laughed with tears.

"Hey, you're laughing too much. ”

Li Zhihao just laughed like this for three minutes, sat up expressionlessly, and took a deep puff of cigarette: "Okay, what's wrong with Wang Xinxue?"

"You're pretending nothing happened...... What else can she do, isn't she just hurt me, then coerce and lure, and finally invite me to eat a popsicle. ”

"Oh, too, and what about after that?"

After that, Shaoguang and Su Yan became even more angry, and the terrible thing was that Wang Xinxue didn't let Su Yan look at each other at all. The two of them didn't say a word, they just looked at each other for a few minutes, my God, at that time I felt that the temperature had dropped by several degrees. ”

"Hahahaha. ”

"Hahaha, your sister, I was in a lot of pain at that time, okay? I felt like I was going to die. ”

"Hahahahaha ”

"After that, I went to the teacher to report the assignment. As soon as the results came out, I found a large number of people waiting for me outside, and they looked like they were gloating. ”

"Oh, I know, someone posted on the school forum. ”

"It's all your fault! You, the Internet celebrity Li Zhihao, have become so difficult for me. ”

"I'm not happy when you say that, what an Internet celebrity, I haven't even held a concert, and I don't have a few fans. ”

"Do you really want fans? What song are you going to sing?"

"The famous songs of my Southwest singer are all strings and strings, as long as you want to listen to them, I can do any song. ”

"Then bring me a vixen. ”

Li Zhihao stood up suddenly, he clenched his fist with one hand under his mouth, and pretended to hold the microphone: "Friends below, how are you? I am the controlling god! Let me hear your applause!"

Li Zhihao put his hand to his ear and froze there, the corners of Liu Zijin's mouth twitched, and he clapped his hands weakly.

"Where's the shouting??"

"Oooo

"Thank you for your enthusiasm! I'm here to sing you a song on July 7th. ”

"It's not a vixen!!"

"The vixen is a duet, how can I sing it alone? Not to mention that the eldest lady is not here. ”

"Lady hasn't been playing lately?"

"She's been here lately, but you haven't seen much of it. ”

"Oh. ”

Liu Zijin sighed, and his mood was much better after such a conversation with Li Zhihao. He sat on the ground and took out a bottle of mountain spring water from his personal space, but when he took it out, Li Zhihao handed over a bottle of green unknown liquid.

"What is this?"

"Drink, it's delicious, you can drink it. ”

"Oh. ”

Liu Zi poured it up, "It's delicious, where did this come from?"

"Delicious, isn't it? I brought it with me when I was doing a mission, and I have a bottle for ten credits in the school store. ”

"It's so expensive!"

"It's okay, it's okay. ”

"You've gotten so wide lately?"

"yes, after all, it's a midterm exam. ”

"What did you say?"

"Midterm exams, you don't know?"

Liu Zijin was silent for a moment, and asked rhetorically, "Midterm exam?"

"yes, you've been there for a long time this time, and it's midterm exams next week. ”

“............”

"Hahahaha, aren't you a scholar? Why do you think your expression is not as good as mine?"

"Where has the time gone...... I haven't taken a good look at the schoolgirl, and I'm old. ”

Liu Zijin sat on the grass and sang a lonely song, and Li Zhihao laughed happily on the side.

"Not only that, but there's been a lot going on lately. ”

"What's the matter, I'll fool you with a bear face if I hang up this time. ”

"Why do you want to fool me with a bear face? ”

"Well, you say. ”

"I think about it, first of all, the first thing, Heyang's enemy came to the door. ”

"Stop, enemy, which world?"

"It's not from other worlds, it's here, it's from Earth. ”

"He's the killer's enemy?"

"yes. ”

"Didn't he just kill bad guys on that website? I remember that he listed a bunch of scum names on the website, and there was an account under each name, and as long as the amount under the account accumulated to five million yuan, he would go to the scum?"

"That's right. ”

"Then how did the enemy come to the door? Scumbags can also be heroes? If so, I'm going to consider graduating. ”

"The scum also has offspring, and they have a daughter. ”

"Oh, to put it simply, the concubine came to the door. ”

"That's it. ”

"And then?"

"The second thing is the eldest lady, the eldest lady seems to have something going on lately. ”

"Who else dares to bully the eldest lady?"

"I don't know, I also feel very surprised, who dares to bully the eldest lady, the eldest lady doesn't spend 5 million to buy his life?"

"Yes, but what about the third thing?"

"The third thing, Ah Xiu has been weird lately. ”

"Shameful in love?"

"Who knows, you go and ask. ”

"Okay, anything else?"

"Probably gone...... And then my midterm exams and yours......"

"I hate midterm exams. ”

"I don't hate it, and I won't do it anyway. ”

"Awesome ......"

Liu Zijin said casually, he patted the ashes on his body and stood up again.

"That's what I am. ”

Li Zhihao finished smoking, and the cigarette butt was burned in the air with a flick of his hand, and there was not even a drop of ash left.

"Let's go, it's time to go back to the club. ”

"Hmm. ”

The two slowly walked back to the club together, and at this time, Li Zhihao suddenly said: "When I was on my last mission, I met a person who said that his name was Liu Xiu, and he also said that he was from the same world as me. Look at the look on his face that I should know him, is he some great historical figure?"

Liu Zijin stopped, and he asked seriously: "Liu Xiu, does it look like a protagonist at first glance?"

"Well, just a little worse than me. ”

"He is indeed a powerful historical figure, do you know Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun?"

"What are you talking about, when I was all over the arcade devouring world, you probably didn't go to kindergarten yet. ”

"He is the founding emperor of that dynasty. ”

"Don't be funny, even I know that the name of Kai Chao is Liu Bang. ”

“...... Okay. Liu Zijin smiled and said, "I also ran into him." ”

"Oh, you haven't fought him?"

"You have to win. ”

"How do you know if you can win if you haven't fought before?"

"You want to fight him?"

Li Zhihao thought for a while, shook his head and said, "He didn't dare to force his eyes when he saw that I was handsome and handsome, so he ran away before we started fighting." ”

"Well, I'm pretty much the same. ”

"You're narcissistic enough. ”

"Aren't you too?"

"Hahaha. ”

"Hahahaha. ”

The two laughed wildly for a while, and then Liu Zijin said seriously: "We have to report to the school during this period, and we will be together on the next mission, right?"

"Yes, but if we are together, this task will be a bit more difficult. ”

"Are you scared?"

"I'm scared of a game master?"

"That's it. ”

Liu Zijin smiled and patted Li Zhihao, Li Zhihao laughed, hugged Liu Zijin's neck, and the two walked happily to the club building.