26 I have a special way of making stars
was looked up and down by Gu someone, even if he was on the crowded street, Qi Aotian did not have a sense of security, which shows how big the shadow Gu Yang caused to Qi Aotian. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"In order to save the old man's money bag that is about to dry up, boy, the only thing you can do is to become an idol!"
Gu Yang's smile was kind, like a weasel about to catch a hen.
Qi Aotian spurted out a mouthful of old blood on the spot.
I practice qi warriors in a dignified manner, martial arts on the outside, divine skills on the inside, and I am dedicated to the Tao, is it just to make money as a star for you, a bastard?
Gu Yang nodded: "Yes, that's right." ”
Qi Aotian spat out another mouthful of old blood, almost forgetting that this bastard would also open mind reading.
Gu Yang belongs to the kind of person who does whatever he wants, does whatever he wants, and often makes blood-vomiting pranks on a whim.
One, he is already at full level, so he doesn't need to be nervous about leveling, and second, he has seen too many ups and downs, so he is not shocked by honor and disgrace.
But he still has a conscience, he doesn't upgrade, and he can't drag others to follow him to waste time, so...
"Come, it took me five seconds for the old man to design a set of peerless exercises for you, called "Star Absorbing Dafa", which means to become a star and absorb the faith of fans. If you get 5,000 fans, you can increase your vitality by 500 points, and if you get 500 iron fans, you can skyrocket your cultivation by one out of thin air, and if you have ten brainless fans, you can directly advance to the Dawning Monk. How's that? Interested?"
Qi Aotian was no longer able to complain.
"I won't do it!"
Qi Aotian simply refused.
No matter how many reasons you say, as long as I don't agree, you can still do anything to me.
"He's not going to do it, I'm coming. ”
Cheng Fatzi jumped up and down, eager for Gu Yang to pass on his skills on the spot, and then he turned around and took a stage name and made his debut on the spot.
As a result, Gu Yang and Qi Aotian turned their heads to look at him at the same time, and sighed in unison.
Bai Ying turned her head very kindly, couldn't bear to look directly, and meowed.
"Grass, what do you mean?"
Cheng Fatzi's face turned red little by little, but because his face was too big, the speed of rise was a little slow, but it didn't affect his angry roar.
Gu Yang patted him on the shoulder, his face twisted and twitched, as if he was forcibly enduring something: "Don't be angry, don't feel inferior, every fat person is a high-quality potential stock." You have to think about the good, although you are fat, but you have a gentle heart..."
Cheng Fatzi was expressionless: "If you want to laugh, laugh directly, don't talk nonsense with a conscience." ”
Gu Yang immediately burst out laughing: "Hahaha~~~ It's not good, I can't make it up." ”
"Huh. ”
Cheng Fatzi responded with a cold laugh.
In fact, whether it is Gu Yang or Cheng Fatzi, they don't mind joking about those two hundred catties of fat, because everyone knows that those two hundred catties of fat contain terrifying and pure medicinal power, as long as Cheng Fatzi completely absorbs the medicinal power, he can not only become a sunrise overhaul, but also recover into the first beautiful man in Guangfu.
Obesity is only temporary, this is the fundamental reason why Cheng Fatzi has always called himself a fat man, and he doesn't care.
But the problem is that the current Cheng Fatzi really doesn't have the capital to become an idol, and...
"Star-making is a trickle of work, it's not that whoever you want to be an idol and a star, he can become popular immediately, the investment required in the early stage must be indispensable, even if it is popular, the speed of capital return is slow enough to make you shift your interest. ”
Cheng Fatzi thinks he is a serious monk, and he doesn't engage in star-chasing, the first few rehearsals of the Girls' Heavenly Troupe, and the invitations from the Governor Cheng Mansion must be indispensable, but he doesn't even have the qualifications to put in front of his case, and all the second- and third-class children in the family are arranged to watch the ceremony.
However, although Cheng Fatzi is not interested in celebrities, as a child of a family, he still understands the general process, and he suddenly saw the biggest problem with this business.
Waste of time!
With Gu Yang's temperament, he didn't wait for the funds to be returned, so he put down this matter and went to do something else.
"Who said I'm going to make stars the traditional way?"
Gu Yang snorted disdain from his nostrils, what you said, how could I not know that the price of creating a star is too great, how can the old man take the initiative to invest money.
"Get two bottles of aphrodisiac/medicine, pour down the two dogs, and then spend money to throw two beautiful chicks into it, shoot it directly, then burn it, sell it out, recover the cost in three days, and create profits in five days. Ensure that everyone will give a thumbs up, call Ergouzi 'Teacher Qi', and when he becomes famous, he immediately announces that he will be a good film, repackaged, and make his debut again, not making small movies, but becoming a singer, his popularity is there, his fan base is there, and he is a big star. ”
Cheng Fatzi knelt on the spot.
It turns out that Boss Gu, you made this kind of 'star'!
Qi Aotian's face changed, he originally wanted his legs to be weak, but after thinking about it, his legs were weak, how to escape, without saying a word, he flashed when he pulled his legs.
"Give me back!"
Gu Yang grabbed the handle with one move, and the evil black hand directly carried Qi Aotian back to the same place.
"It's a big deal, the old man will take a few more seconds to help you think of a set of "Heaven and Earth Yin and Yang Great Compassion Fu", which can increase cultivation by attracting fans, and double cultivation can also be achieved, isn't it beautiful. ”
Qi Aotian glanced at Gu Yang coldly, and suddenly used Yuan Force.
"What do you want to do?"
This time, it was not that Gu Yang couldn't read Qi Aotian's heart, but that Qi Aotian's inner emotions were too ups and downs, and he couldn't capture the most correct information for a while.
Half a quarter of an hour later, a Zhou Tian cycle ended, and Qi Aotian spoke: "I have already cultivated the secret of the Shushan Sect - True Martial Boy Gong. ”
"Poof~~~" It was Cheng Fat's turn to squirt out a mouthful of old blood.
Gu Yang's smile was even colder: "What if you practice, it's just to strengthen the yang peiben and enhance the durability, a five-second man can't be an excellent actor!
Qi Aotian felt a chill in his heart, grass, just now he was only thinking about how to deal with this bad bastard, and he actually pitted himself.
Once the True Martial Boy Gong is operational, either it will be successfully promoted to the Great Grandmaster of the Burning Sun, or it will be dissipated, there is no second possibility, even if it is 'slashed', there is no way to solve this problem.
"Wait, since anyone can be the leading actor, why are you holding on to me. ”
Qi Aotian suddenly caught a glimmer of aura.
Gu Yang turned his head: "Oh, because you are the most simple here, it's interesting to tease you." ”
The simple country boy once again felt 10,000 points of damage from the routine.
"I just didn't expect you to be so strong. ”
The country boy was hit in the knee again.
"Normal people shouldn't use their brains, use more profitable ways to persuade the old man, and change their minds, for example, how can there be a robbery to make money quickly, let's go and rob it quickly. Anyway, what the old man lacks is money, and filming and robbery are the same. ”
A country boy is on the verge of death.
"As long as the money comes quickly, let alone robbery, you can be seriously injured and thrown on the road to touch porcelain, anyway, I'll cure you when I turn around, and by the way, I'll give you a discount, how about a package that is reborn and not broken?"
The country boy has been buried in the serial blows of the routine.
Even Cheng Fatzi, who has always considered himself cheeky, couldn't stand it: "Boss Gu, don't play with him, you should have another way, isn't it." ”
"Mountain people have their own tricks. Gu Yang pretended to be mysterious.
Cheng Fatzi and Qi Aotian said goodbye and left, one was light, the other ran away, the contrast was stark.
Gu Yang squatted on his shoulders with the little milk cat Bai Ying, holding the clothes left by Xia Yubing and other women before leaving, and slowly stomped back towards his broken yard.
Taking a deep breath, the damp water vapor began to be filled with bloody light, a familiar atmosphere, and the wind and rain were coming.
"Xiaobai, do you want to speak?"
"Meow~"
There is a little itch on the face.
"So, do you want to take on a human form sooner?"
"Meow~"
There is a gentle licking/licking sensation on the face.
"I think, since it's a monster girl, it's cute to have cat ears and a cat tail, what do you think?"
"Squeak~~~" The sound of claws rubbing against the skin.
"Do you see the bloodline of that pure glass? I looked at it twice, and there was dragon energy. ”
"Meow~"
"I'm afraid it won't be too peaceful for you tonight, so it's best to have some self-preservation. ”
"As for me, I also have to find a safe place to rest, this era is no longer mine. I have guarded this sentient being once, it is not a disaster to destroy the world, I will not take action, ordinary small disasters and small disasters, it is better to let sentient beings burst their potential on their own. ”
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In the south of Lingnan, 100,000 wilderness, also known as the southern wilderness, but this is not barren, on the contrary, this is the largest primitive wasteland in the human world, the terrain is ever-changing, exhausting the imagination of human brains, there are ancient trees towering primeval forests, there are desolate and extinct boundless deserts, all over the poisonous and dangerous thousands of miles of poisonous swamps, it may be a treasure mountain full of Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass.
Since the drastic changes of the Six Realms a thousand years ago, the Three Realms existed and the Three Realms were destroyed, and the Southern Wilderness has become the largest forbidden area in the human world.
Here, you can see all kinds of terrifying and ferocious beasts everywhere, they have no reason, they don't know how to practice, they will only act on the instinct of creatures, relying on the innate and strong bloodline power, competing for food, fighting for territory, fighting for mates, bloody and barbaric, crazy and brain-dead, even the demon clan recognizes that these fierce beasts have nothing to do with the demon clan.
Every ten years, there will be a frenzy of anger in the Southern Wilderness, and under the instigation of the madness, the fierce beasts of the entire Southern Wilderness will spread to the outside world, forming a ferocious beast frenzy.
The degree of the outbreak of anger is strong and weak, and the scale of the ferocious beast frenzy is naturally large and small, and the small ones only need to be stopped all the way to Lingnan, and if they are so big that they leak sideways, the other eight states, and even Xiyi and Northern Europe, will be affected.
There is only half a year left before the next beast frenzy, and the entire Southern Wilderness is covered with a rich bloody aura, which is full of resentment, killing, grief, curse, and resentful consciousness, and gradually seeps into the minds of the violent and ferocious beasts through the bloody aura that is almost condensed into substance.
"Kill, kill, kill!"
On the border between the Southern Wilderness and Lingnan, countless fierce beasts were eager to try, but before the time came, even if their minds were filled with endless desire for destruction, they did not dare to set foot on that invisible boundary, as if as long as they broke the rules, they would suffer a catastrophe.
And at this time, there was a sudden commotion among the fierce beasts, many fierce beasts as big as mountains and as small as young rats scattered one after another, accompanied by the sweet and greasy fragrant wind, a slender jade foot suddenly stepped into this border line!