Chapter 135: Outside the Hanyuan Palace
Standing outside the Danfeng Gate, Concubine Lan looked at Hanyuan Hall from a distance, she was silent for a while, and asked, "How are you going to get in? It won't be that you want to break in directly, right? Don't blame me for not reminding you, going in directly is a dead end, and in addition to death, it is still death, the difference is just how to die." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Liu Zijin stared at Hanyuan Hall deeply, he didn't reply to Concubine Lan's words, but sighed with emotion: "It's really beautiful." ”
As soon as Concubine Lan heard this, she suddenly straightened her chest, and said with a great look: "Left Xiangluan and right perched phoenix, warped two wings, ring Ah Ge with a circumference, like a dragon walking straight!
Liu Zijin smiled and said: "Actually, I have found out before, master, you come with all kinds of poems and phrases, could it be that you are also a literary girl?"
Lan Fei was one of the few times she didn't get carried away, she shook her head and chuckled, "Where, I just like this era very much." ”
"Why?"
"What's the reason? At this time, there are so many talented people, so many interesting things, so many interesting things, what is there that people don't like? Besides, who doesn't like Li Bai?"
Li Zhihao laughed and said: "Hahaha, yes, who doesn't like Li Bai?"
Liu Zijin smiled: "The way you like him is to get him drunk? The last time I saw him lying upright on the ground, if he wasn't still breathing, I would have thought he was dying of alcoholism." ”
Li Zhihao smiled: "Li Bai will never die because of wine and sword. ”
Liu Zijin said meaningfully: "Li Bai should die for wine and sword." ”
Concubine Lan shook her head and said, "Don't talk about these things that spoil the scenery! The direction here is different from history, let's go back to the original topic, how to get in?
"Of course not, there are Jinwu Courtyards on the left and right, and I suspect that if we fly directly into it, we will be stuck into a hornet's nest in less than ten seconds. ”
Li Zhihao asked, "Does this Jin Wu have anything to do with Zhi Jin Wu?"
Concubine Lan looked at Li Zhihao in surprise and said, "Do you still know about Zhi Jinwu?" I thought you didn't know anything. ”
"Alas, there is a wealth of knowledge hidden beneath my unruly exterior, and I don't think you can understand it. I remember that Emperor Guangwu Liu Xiu said that the eunuch should be the ruling Jinwu, and the wife should be married to Yin Lihua. ”
"Yes, yes, I didn't expect you to really know? I like Liu Xiu so much. ”
Liu Zijin looked at Li Zhihao quietly, before they set off, Wang Youming gave them a piece of Liu Xiu's knowledge, Li Zhihao knew that this was not surprising. But I don't know why, Liu Zijin had the urge to hurt him as soon as he saw Li Zhihao's face, so he smiled softly and asked, "Do you like this sentence because when Liu Xiu saw Yin Lihua, Yin Lihua was still a little Loli about twelve years old?"
Li Zhihao patted Liu Zijin on the shoulder and laughed: "Hahahaha, you still understand me, alas, you said that this Liu Xiu is a very good person, why can't you suddenly think about it?"
Liu Zijin smiled: "There are no bad people who like Lori?"
"Yes, yes, you said it to my heart. ”
Concubine Lan took a few steps back and shouted, "You two stay away from me, and I'm fourteen!"
Li Zhihao touched his chin and looked at Concubine Lan for a long time, and said, "It's okay, it's okay to look like Lori." ”
Liu Zijin asked, "I thought you liked Lori because you liked their pure and innocent thoughts." ”
Li Zhihao smiled: "Hahaha, the master is not pure and clean?"
Lan Fei jumped onto the roof in a flash and warned, "I'm a mature woman. ”
"Master...... You ......"
Liu Zijin called out to Concubine Lan in surprise, Concubine Lan tilted her head, and then suddenly exclaimed: "Ah! I forgot!"
In the next second, the sharp arrows behind her flew like rain, and even if she wanted to jump down to dodge at this time, it was too late, she opened the inventory and said silently in her heart: "I hope it doesn't hurt too much...... Hmm, is it enough to take this medicine to restore blood?...... Or drink this, ah, it's so troublesome, I don't want to die. ”
Concubine Lan's body sank, just begging for a few fewer arrows, she was mentally prepared, but there was no pain on her back, and the sound of the wind whistling in her ears was not like the sound of sharp arrows breaking through the air, but like the sound of propellers turning. She turned around, but saw Li Zhihao turning back and smiling at her, his right hand turned the spear that he gave him when they first met, and with the rotation of the gun, all the arrows that flew were swept into the whirlpool.
Finding that Concubine Lan had been staring at herself blankly, Li Zhihao smiled and said, "What's wrong?
Lan Fei replied: "No, I was just wondering why you didn't produce a push to push you out directly when you turned like this." ”
"Don't say it, it's true, it's just that my strong thighs stick me firmly to the roof. ”
"Oh, then you're stuck here. ”
As she spoke, Concubine Lan jumped down, of course Liu Zijin didn't let go of the slight blush on her face, Liu Zijin thought to herself: "Another one, can you put away this walking male hormone." ”
But after thinking about it, he walked over and asked, "How is it, are you alright?"
"I'm fine. ”
After speaking, Concubine Lan suddenly felt that she was not very good to Li Zhihao just now, she was a polite girl after all, so she shouted to the top: "Thank you...... Also, you've just been a little bit handsome, just a little bit like that!"
Li Zhihao laughed, as soon as he stopped in his hand, all the hanging arrows fell on the roof, and there should be one or two hundred at a cursory glance. He jumped down and sighed at Liu Zijin: "Alas, I was only a little handsome just now?"
Liu Zijin laughed and said, "Super handsome." ”
"yes, I think I'm super handsome, too. ”
Liu Zijin glanced at Concubine Lan who lowered her head, looking at this girl's heart, Liu Zijin smiled in her heart, and said to Li Zhihao: "If you had another gun barrel in your mouth just now, it would be even more handsome." ”
Li Zhihao sighed: "Yes, it's a pity that I don't have a barrel, otherwise I would have zero shots." ”
"You don't have a wife. ”
"Haha, even if I don't have a wife, I won't be able to talk about me. ”
"Phew, can you take a look at the gossip board at school? It lists all my wives. ”
"Hahaha, at this time, you know how to read the gossip board, but in fact, you haven't even kissed a girl's mouth. ”
"Alas, you just don't understand pure love. ”
"Why don't I understand pure love, you and your sister holding hands is pure love, but I kiss my sister, isn't it?"
And Concubine Lan, who had been silent for a while, finally regained her state at this time, she watched the interaction between the two and interjected: "Okay, don't talk about it both of you, my pure heart will be polluted by you." ”
Liu Zijin smiled: "Yes, yes, it's time to stop." ”
Li Zhihao walked over and touched Concubine Lan's head, and said with a smile: "Okay, let's go inside now." ”
"Hopefully we won't see a beautiful concubine bathing when we go in. ”
"Hahaha, true hope or false hope?"
Lan Fei crossed her waist and snorted, "Men are so vulgar! By the way, how the hell are we going to get in?"
Liu Zijin smiled: "There are many ways to get in, such as taking a sign to go in, or using Li Bai's letter to get in." ”
"So which one do we choose?"
"I'm okay with what I'm talking about, but it's a little boring. ”
"Ah...... are you going to die?"
"yes, but it's not me, it's us. ”
"Can I go back now?"
"No, you can't. ”
"Okay, so what the hell are we going to do?"
"Role-playing. ”
"Cosplay!?"
"Well, we'll find a place to get in later, and I'll play ...... Well, Yu Linjun, master, you can play the princess, I have all the clothes ready, don't worry, this palace is so big, who knows what the princess looks like. As for Li Zhihao, you say, do you want to play a concubine, a eunuch or a palace maid?"
"Why are these, I'm nominally a heavenly policy, it should be me playing Yulin Army and you playing the concubine. ”
"It's funny, I'm one meter and eight long legs and I still play a concubine. ”
"I'm not one meter eight with long legs?"
"Alas, you can't pretend to be a foreigner if you look so white, it's really useless. ”
"Hahaha, I'm called a natural beauty and it's hard to give up. ”
"Okay, maybe you can make the hot spring water slippery and creamy later. ”
Only then did Concubine Lan react, she shouted, "Princess!?"
"What's wrong?"
"This was discovered, but it was going to be killed!"
"Hahaha, master, don't forget it's a game. Besides, even if we find out, we won't let you be killed. It's a big deal, let's just kill it all the way. ”
"You don't know that there are a lot of guards here who are unattackable and have super high attack power?"
"Yes, but don't worry. ”
"I'm so worried even if you say that!"
Liu Zijin smiled and said, "Okay, okay, don't worry, come, this is the clothes." ”
Liu Zijin took out a gorgeous long skirt, and Concubine Lan took the long skirt and said happily: "It looks good!"
"Really?"
"Even if it's good-looking, have you ever wondered how I'm going to change my clothes in this public?"
Li Zhihao smiled: "Anyway, no one cares about your young girl's size." ”
Concubine Lan stepped on Li Zhihao's little thumb and said to Liu Zijin, "That's what you mean?"
"Of course not! Master, in fact, I have made two preparations, one is that you don't take off the inside and wear it directly, and the other is that I also prepared a large piece of black cloth, master, you fence it between a few trees, and Li Zhihao and I will handle it outside, so as to ensure that even a mosquito can't get in. ”
Concubine Lan said angrily: "Just wear clothes and don't want black cloth!?"
Liu Zi said blankly: "Do you need it?"
"So men!"
“...... Yes, we were wrong. ”
Liu Zijin obediently admitted her mistake, Concubine Lan nodded with satisfaction, and said: "Then let's find a place quickly, I'll put it on directly, otherwise it will be too inconvenient when I will fight." ”
Liu Zijin nodded, and said, "I just thought of a question, if you put on several layers of clothes, will the attributes be superimposed." ”
Lan Fei glanced at him and said speechlessly: "If this game is so stupid, it will be Michelin everywhere." Try to see how many clothes you wear will only show the attributes of the outermost layer. ”
"I see. ”
"Then what more to say, hurry up and keep up!"
With that, Concubine Lan turned around and left, and Liu Zijin patted Li Zhihao and obediently followed. Li Zhihao stood in place, lit a cigarette and smoked slowly, in the smoke he said to himself: "Why didn't you kick me off this time?"