Chapter Seventy-Nine: Tie
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The old man also transferred in at this time, and quickly took us out who were about to run out of stomach acid, I was caught by the old man, and my eyes were blurred, and when I eased up, I was already sitting in the plane, and the buckteeth next to me were already foaming in the mouth, and the rattan art held on to the chair opposite and kept retching, and the werewolf, of course, is a body. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
The chubby werewolf turned into a white and fat naked man as soon as the time passed, and the girl sitting nearby could only complain about this behavior by screaming, and I was originally a slow guy, and after a while, I felt a feeling of vomiting in my stomach, and the people around me covered their noses, I knew that this was the stomach acid of the mountain god on our body.
After a long time, we were still embarrassed, we couldn't fight happily, and we didn't want to die so easily, we are ants who are caught between the strong and the dead to survive, as long as they want us to die, we have to die.
I haven't calmed down yet, retching came to me again, at the same time the plane took off, in the window where I was, I just happened to see the towering body of the mountain god, almost connected to the sky, and that small black dot, presumably it was Ouyang, the two of them should be fighting, for a human being, what kind of cruel training can be used to compete with the mountain god? But maybe people are born with divine power, so we have worked hard for eight lifetimes, and it is estimated that no one is strong enough to have a small thumb.
After the plane took off, the flight attendant came, which is probably the happiest thing for me, because there are so many incredible things and people in this world, but when I see the flight attendant, I have a sense of intimacy, because in the world where I was from, there are also flight attendants.
Dressed in thick powder, rubbing red lips and wearing a flight attendant that highlights the delicate curves, pushing the cart to send things one by one, there was a burst of screams in front, presumably there are many people in our class like me, but also because there are common things and happy, when the flight attendant sent to me, I naturally said: "Squeeze the juice first." ”
"Okay. The stewardess smiled at me, then placed the meal on my small table with the quick meal, and then bent down to take a black boxy bag from under the trolley and gave it to me.
I was still holding it heavily, "What is this?"
The stewardess smiled slightly, then said to me in a very standard stewardess tone: "Parachute." ”
"What?parachute?what are we going to parachute?" I raised my tone suddenly, what did that mean?
It turns out that the scream just now is because of this, oh my God, what am I thinking, are there any normal people in this world, they all escaped from the mental hospital, only such a strange world can accommodate you.
The broadcast sounded at this time, and the small screen above was turned on, and there were seven big characters in it, and these seven words were still flowery - "how to wear a parachute"
The class was almost half overwhelmed.
"I'm afraid of heights! I'll die if I go down!"
"Oh my God! I'm going home, I finally made a plane, but I didn't expect it to be a sky burial!"
And our Xia Hua female classmate shouted angrily: "This is not people's size, originally I wore an S number, what do you mean by giving me a xxl number, my current number is xxxxxl." ”
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'll change it for you right away. ”
Our fat female classmate crossed her hands on her chest, "Have you ever considered my feelings, I don't know when I was a child when I had a serious illness, and then people start to drink water and get fat." ”
"Then you just said that you wore an S size, could it be that you knew your size when you were a child?" said Fuji Yi without turning his face while wearing a parachute.
"Cut~ Don't think that you can laugh at us chubby little girls if you are thin. ”
When I and the bucktooth next to me heard the pretentious keywords of "micro" and "small", we couldn't help but spray. For a man of your kind, the estimated ability is similar to that of Fat Teng - a she-werewolf.
The flight attendant carefully taught us how to wear a parachute on the screen, and when we stood in the aisle space, we would immediately go over when we raised our hands to signal that we would not.
"Brother Cai, have you ever played bungee jumping before?" said Bucktooth next to him while wearing a parachute in annoyance.
"Actually, it doesn't matter, now we use a ram air parachute, which is square or rectangular and made entirely of lightweight nylon. Its upper and lower surfaces. As I spoke, I picked up a parachute and explained to him, in fact, if you count intelligence, Bucktooth and I are both wise people, but the mind is good enough to be completely useless in this place, because the difference in strength is too big.
The old man opened the door from the cabin and came out, looking at us who were busy making a mess.
He had just put us in the seats of the plane without any sense of disobedience, and he had been in the cockpit for a few moments, and he was even better than a magician.
"The parachutes you wear on your bodies are useless. ”
After saying this, everyone's fingers froze, and their expressions stiffened in place.
"Because you're going to land in a tornado in a minute! Our topic today is a guts test, not landing training, so giving you a parachute is all about giving you psychological comfort, but I can't stand that you rely too much on this thing. ”
"Damn! So why did someone else invent a parachute? Look?" Fuji Yi has always been unhappy with the old man, so of course he wants to attack at this time.
"The world doesn't need this. The old man also fought back coldly.
The old man is really unpredictable many times, and his way of speaking is sometimes stupid and sometimes sharp, no wonder he can stop a guy like Ouyang.
"So I'm telling you now, if any of you can give up the parachute on your own initiative, I'll give you extra points for your mid-term grades. ”
At the same time as saying this, a person's parachute was thrown in front, and when we looked back, we realized that it was the ghost.
Then Fat Teng threw it out, Rocky screamed and threw the parachute, Bucktooth did the same thing after not thinking at all, I couldn't help but touch the sweat on my head, our dormitory was almost lost, so am I ...... Not far away, the rattan artist threw the parachute out with a "snort", but my body still clutched the parachute tightly, and I kept telling myself in my head, "I'm not them! I'm not them! I'm not capable! But the buckteeth are all lost! What do the buckteeth want!"
The old man really took out the roster and scored on it, in order to pass this semester smoothly, every point is very important, and many people lost it later, the flight attendant asked us to stand up and walk to the aisle at this time, we stood in the back of the aisle, the seats automatically merged, and the front and back rows were automatically pushed to the front, and a large area was vacated at the tail of the plane, and our class was standing here.
From the window, we all saw in silence that there seemed to be a skyscraper in the ocean not far away, but where did the skyscraper come from in this place, it was a tornado the size of a skyscraper!
"Pull the handle!" the old man said, pulling out the microphone from the cabin and turning into us.
At this point, the ceiling fell with a lot of nylon-wrapped handles, and each of us could grab one.
The sound of mechanical movement came from the tail of the airport, and then a little bit of white-gray light penetrated from the side of the tail, and then the door of the entire tail of the plane opened, like a hole to tear it down, this type of model looks like a business jet is actually a fighter jet, and the exit can come up with tanks and various cannons, but we are not pilots, and some of us don't even bring a parachute, it didn't take long for us to collectively fly into the tornado to commit suicide, think about it and feel unbearable pain in the head, how could you choose to use a tornado to measure your guts.
"The guts test is to let you get out of that little bit of the pulse in your body, and if it doesn't work this time, then the result will be unsuccessful and become a trend. ”