Friend A: Hello, Yuao, tomorrow Valentine's Day, how do you plan to spend it?

Me: Don't mention Valentine's Day to me, I'm quitting.

Mr. A: Hah, quit!

Me: Yes, I'm no longer the ignorant teenager, and now I'm a person with an ID card.

Mr. A (stretching out his middle finger): I would like to give you my most sincere condolences and wish you a sore back and leg cramps in the new year.

I (intoxicated): Once the sea was difficult to turn into water, except for Wushan, it is not a cloud. Over the years, I have experienced too many major rights and wrongs, and these foreigners' things should be left to you young people to play.

Jun A (vomiting): I can't stand you, tomorrow a sister will ask you to go out, whether you want to go or not.

Me: Don't go, don't try to seduce me, I'm a good kid with Android, I want to charge at home.

Mr. A: You don't go if you have a girl, you really decided to become a monk!!

Me: Out of your uncle, Lao Tzu will bring a bowl of hot rice balls tomorrow, and go up when he sees a couple.

Mr. A: Send rice balls?

Me: Splash! Show affection in front of me, this is not looking for splash!

Mr. A: I can't eat grapes, you say that grapes are sour, I'm going to find a bleached sister paper, you can serve dumplings here.

I (anxious): Hey, wait, what did you just say?

Jun A (looking at me with extreme contempt): You didn't quit

Me: I quit Valentine's Day, not the Lantern Festival, and the Lantern Festival with my sister paper, this is the tradition!!

Jun A: Okay, then I'll leave it to you tomorrow, my little sister is home alone, I'm really not at ease, with you, I'm much more relieved, take good care of her.

I (shocked): You mean your five-year-old little sister?!!!

Jun A: Yes, I'm sorry for you, they're all brothers, so I won't thank you, I'll take more photos for you when I take my sister out to play.

Me: You get out of here!!——

The Lantern Festival is coming soon, coinciding with Valentine's Day in the West, I hope you will go out to play with your sister paper, don't forget your parents and grandparents at home, the Lantern Festival is our popular traditional festival, I wish all the book friends who watched Yuao's "White Wing Starry Sky" a happy Lantern Festival!! (to be continued......