CHAPTER 191: ZOO ISLAND
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"I don't think I'm that kind of person, and if it is, then my teeth are straight. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"You're so good that you swear so badly! ”
"Oh, it's all men, we understand your mood when you want to shoot, but you can't say that it's your daughter-in-law who fights the cannon, so isn't your daughter-in-law very sad?" said Fat Teng beside me in a serious tone.
"You pervert, you can't always think of boys in that direction. ”
They just complained about my marriage to a daughter-in-law all the way, and two chapters can be omitted in this paragraph, I am really fed up with them, especially a professional who thinks about the lower half of his body like Fat Teng.
After we had nothing to complain about, we took out the copied book and looked at it to see what kind of place this zoo island was.
The brochure says that this is the most magical zoo in the outer world, and the four seasons are one, rare and exotic animals, and exciting adventures are the most popular resorts in the outer world.
A few of us seemed to throw away the brochure as soon as we saw this, and began to whistle and pack up.
"Ah, I told us to go on a trip and bring my beach pants. ”
Fat Teng began to pack up his embroidered short shirt, and Teng Yi was the only one among us who was still 'reading'.
In fact, it would be nice if one of the four people understood what was going on, just like the exam, the three of them surrounded him in a triangular state, and they couldn't copy it if they didn't want to.
We cleaned up slowly, during which we shaved off our beards, and by the way, we cleaned up the memory in our phones, so that we could take pictures when the time came, in fact, the disappeared dinosaurs, maybe we just wanted to find the bones of the dinosaurs and bring them back for research or something.
However, I still went downstairs with Bucktooth to buy a three-proof shell, a waterproof, shockproof and dustproof shell, so that it would not cause the tragedy of my previous mobile phone.
I was relieved when I put the metal shell on, but I still put a waterproof plastic bag on the outside so that the whole machine would not seep into the water.
In fact, there is also Fat Teng who does the same thing as us.
He was looking for a place to park his car, and there were often cases of battery cars being stolen in our school, but in fact, we all thought that this was a self-theft by the guards who bought the battery car outside, because only they would have spare keys.
But what we didn't expect was that Fat Teng was wearing a windbreaker, I don't know what he was wearing a windbreaker in Sanya? He was wearing a windbreaker, turned into a werewolf, and directly took his brown battery car, which he named - chocolate, and carried it up.
After that, he hurriedly charged the car, and Fat Teng touched his car, "Oh, chocolate, you wait for me to come back, when I come back, I'll take you to find your sister-in-law." ”
"When did Li Dai'er become your girlfriend?" I was surprised.
"Oh, so you're not interested?
"But when I think about it, tomorrow is the ten of us who set off together, and I feel a little excited when I think about it, hey~ buckteeth. ”
Bucktooth was still over there studying how much water to isolate through the plastic bag, and he raised his head and said impatiently, "What's wrong?"
"Do you know where we sell condoms in our school?" said Fat Teng, who couldn't help but lick his lips as he said this.
"Damn! Lao Tzu has been single for eighteen years, what am I going to do with a condom? And where do I know where to buy it? Fatty, you did it on purpose, right?" Bucktooth was a handful of bitter tears when he said it, and his left and right hands must have become rough now.
"Hahaha, I know you're a perennial single dog, hahahahaha!"
"It's like you're not going to be single. Teng Yi closed the printed book.
Begin to pack up your things.
Fuji opened the cabinet and began to organize his things, and a few of us stood next to him while he cleaned up.
"What are you doing?" Teng Yi frowned slightly.
"Don't do anything, I just want to see your bow and arrows, big brother. ”
"yes, I'm curious, do you usually hide him in your panties as your third leg?"
"you fat man, take it!" After saying that, he happily pulled out a handful of black square steel from his calf.
The three of us hurried to grab it, it was like the owner threw out the dog bones.
However, our two paparazzi still couldn't win the wolf cubs, and Fat Teng played with it easily.
"Yo, it's so light, I feel like it's about the same weight as a brush. ”
"Impossible, so light, right?"
"Here you go!" After saying that, Fat Teng threw it over.
I reached for it, but I didn't expect the bow and arrow to be so small and thin.
I opened it slowly, in fact, this bow and arrow is folded in three sections, open it and hold it in reverse, if it is in the direction then it will be folded back, the whole bow and arrow is well-made, frosted texture, but the material should be made of titanium alloy on a high-end bicycle, and after holding it in reverse, I looked at it for a long time before I realized that in fact, when I opened the bow and arrow just now, the silk thread behind the bow and arrow has been opened, which saves a lot of time.
We pondered there for a long time, and everyone learned the posture of Tengyi archery handsomely, and the sound of archery was constantly simulated in their mouths.
Fat Teng later used too much force, pulled the bow too long, and after letting go, he threw the bow and arrow directly out because of inertia, which happened to be the balcony, and only heard the wail of the bow and arrow falling to the ground across the balcony.
Teng Yi swooped in front of Fat Teng, suppressed his anger and said, "Dead fat, if my baby has any three long and two short, I will make your third leg three long and two short." ”
Fat Teng didn't dare to look directly into Tengyi's eyes, his eyes were erratic, and then he hurriedly went out to find them with his shoes on.
"By the way, Teng Yi, how much does it cost you to make this bow and arrow?" Bucktooth tried to divert Teng Yi's attention.
However, Teng Yi is now lying on the edge of the window, looking for the whereabouts of his baby.
Waiting for Fat Teng to come back with an embarrassed face, with a bow and arrow in his hand.
"Damn, which teacher in our school has a Tibetan mastiff, and this guy is biting your bow and arrow in his mouth. ”
When Fat Teng walked to Teng Yi and handed over the things to him, we found that Fat Teng's underwear was ripped out, but he didn't seem to know.
Then what should we do after we hit the bag, waiting for the meeting at ten o'clock in the evening, I brought a backpack of things, and Teng Yi brought a small suitcase that can be carried or dragged on, Fat Teng This guy seems to have wasted a lot of physical strength with the Tibetan mastiff, go to bed and sleep, under the bed is this guy's shoulder bag.
But at ten o'clock, Ah Mei posted a voice in the group, which means that she has nothing to say after reading the booklet, anyway, she is ready to go to the mosquito prevention and mosquito repellent measures over there, rest early, good night.
We are very helpless, and this sister doesn't seem to have read the booklet much after a long time, so let's sleep.
The next morning, after we washed up, we went to the school gate with our luggage, at the school gate, Ling Ming held a cigarette in his mouth, and looked at the traffic at the school gate with his eyes longing, and Rocky and He Yi were still standing together so closely.
Li Daier sat next to the suitcase and fell asleep, I think Sleeping Beauty will feel that she didn't sleep well when she sees Li Daier, look at Li Daier, don't waste a second to sleep.
and Luo Xixi, who is still so inconspicuous not far away.
Tian Jing then arrived.
"How are you doing your homework?" Tian Jing seems to be in a good mood today, it should be that there was no training in Class A yesterday.
"No problem, Mr. Jingjing. Fat Teng said.
I thought to myself, just you, you who slept and threw the book away?
Tian Jing looked around, "That's okay!"
After saying that, a black car rushed out and stopped behind Tian Jing.
"This car will take you to the airport, this time the conditions are good, it's fun in the plane. ”
Sent cigarettes to Tian Jing, and the ten of us huddled together in twos and twos, but Fat Teng himself occupied the position of two people, so we had to abandon him and let him wait for the next bus, and we took the eldest brother's Cadillac SUV and walked to the airport.
When we arrived at the airport, we found that it was not the tattered little plane parked there, but a medium-sized private jet, in fact, it should be said that it was a private jet often seen in movies and television, the whole plane was as white as new, like a snow-white cheetah crawling on the airport under the scorching light of Sanya, waiting for an instant acceleration to take off.
"That's amazing, this cock!" said Fat Teng behind us.
Originally, we were still deposited in this kind of enjoyment, but the sudden appearance of Fat Teng startled us.
"Why are you so fast?"