46. Outwitting
"Papa, papa, papa" Chen Peng didn't make a move with the spirit monkey, and suddenly turned over more than a dozen somersaults on his own, making the other monks on the side inexplicable. After turning over the somersault www.biquge.info the pen "Fun", Chen Peng pointed to the spirit monkey and shook his fingers with contempt on his face.
The spirit monkey suddenly bared its teeth and grinned twice, and turned somersaults on the ground like a windmill, turning over twenty or thirty times in a row before stopping, and slapping Chen Peng's chest "thump", as if showing off.
Chen Peng saw it, pretended to be angry, tore a strip of clothes down, blindfolded, turned ten somersaults in a row, and then took off the clothes belt, stretched out his thumb and nodded at himself, and then stretched out his little thumb and nodded at the spirit monkey.
The spirit monkey looked at Chen Peng's movements, his feet jumped straight with anger, and he did the same, tore a strip of cloth from his body, blindfolded his eyes, and turned over on the ground like crazy. These monkeys also wore simple clothes to cover their shame. I saw Chen Peng quietly walk to the spirit monkey, kick it on the spirit monkey's buttocks, and kick it out.
With a "bang", the monks who were watching suddenly exploded, and those monks who failed the test were about to jump when they saw it, which ...... This is simply unbelievable and shameless, why didn't you think of it when you could still do this?
This is also Chen Peng's inspiration to think of a way, he once read a story, said that there was a hat seller, sleeping in the woods, and when he woke up, he became an immortal, well, no, when he woke up, he didn't think that the hat was stolen by the monkeys on the tree, and he wore it on his head in his appearance. He had an idea and threw the hat on his head to the ground, and the monkeys followed his example by throwing it to the ground. The meaning of this story is to show that monkeys like to imitate human movements.
Now this spirit monkey is also a monkey, I don't know if his temperament has changed after learning the Tao, so Chen Peng will give it a try. Unexpectedly, it is really easy to change and difficult to change, although this spirit monkey is higher in wisdom than ordinary monkeys after passing through the meridians, but the things in his bones are not so easy to change, and he learned the same way at the moment, and then fell into Chen Peng's way.
"The surname is Chen, I also said that you are an honest person, I didn't expect you to have such a fancy intestine. The monks of the Xigeng sect were also a little crying and laughing.
"What Daoyou said is that you can't let him pass it so easily and cancel his grades. The monks who didn't pass the test on the side coaxed.
"This ...... I can't call the shots about this, I have to go back and ask the person in charge of our selection this time, you wait first. The monk of the Sigeng sect turned and ran.
"This Taoist friend's surname is Chen, I think you are a monkey spirit. ”
"He's a monkey spirit, he's a monkey spirit, and he's better than a monkey. ”
"That's it, I look at him, the only difference between him and those monkeys is that he plucked his hair. ”
"Yes, as the saying goes, a plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken, and I think he is not even as good as a chicken. "This brother has a big brain, where is this, can you get a piece of it?
As soon as the monks of the Xigeng sect left, the other monks immediately began to talk about it, especially those monks who did not pass the test, and what they said was even more ugly.
Chen Peng didn't take it seriously at first, but after hearing it, he couldn't bear it, and thought, "What is this talking about, what is it saying that I am not as good as *** Well, no, I am not as good as a chicken, no." I'm the same as a monkey, and I'm not even as good as a chicken, so am I the same as a beast, or a beast is not as good as a beast", thinking of this, I couldn't bear it anymore, and sneered: "You people, you don't have the ability to pass the test, and when you see others passing, you will gossip." For you people, I send you a word, envy, jealousy and hatred. ”
When everyone heard this, they were speechless, and they wanted to refute it, but no one wanted to have a reputation of envy, jealousy, and hatred.
"No, no, you're not right. A chubby monk said suddenly, and when everyone heard this, their eyes lit up, and they looked at him, and finally someone came forward to refute it.
"Envy, admiration, jealousy, jealousy, hatred," said the chubby monk, finger crossing, "it's obviously four words, why is there only one word?" ”
A thin monk on the side suddenly became angry, and scolded while patting the fat monk on the shoulder: "As long as you can, as long as you can, no one else can count, as long as you can endure, you will show off." ”
"Senior brother, this is not what I said, what are you doing beating me. "The fat friar is very aggrieved.
"Why, don't accept it, you still don't accept it, I ask you, envy, jealousy and hatred, it's obviously just six words, two more words, two more words were eaten by you, did you eat two more words, did you not eat enough last night or what. ”
Just when the two living treasures were fighting endlessly, the monk of the Xigeng sect who presided over the test came back.
"Chen Peng Daoyou, you can be regarded as passing the test this time. However, others should pay attention, and they are not allowed to use this opportunistic way in the future, and they must show real skills to compete with these monkeys. If you can't even clean up these, how can you have the confidence to join my Xigeng faction. ”
When the monks heard this, many of them were full of regret in their hearts, how could they not have thought of this method, allowing others to take the lead, but now there is no such shortcut.
"I'm tired. Chen Peng bowed his hand to the monk of the Xigeng sect and left, no matter what the other monks said, whether it was envy or ridicule, he had already passed the test.
Out of the courtyard, Chen Peng first went to Kui Gang's guest room to say goodbye and then went back to practice. Kui Gang was not surprised that his apprentice could pass the test, if Chen Peng did not pass the test, it would be strange. However, he never expected how Chen Peng passed the test, and when he heard about it in the future, he was also a little crying and laughing.
Soon the day of the official failure of the monk competition came, and in the past few days, Chen Peng can be said to have turned his ears to what was going on outside the window, and only hid in the guest room to cultivate. Some of the monks who passed the test often went to see the monks in the back of the test, or inquired about the situation of other monks who passed the test, but Chen Peng didn't care about it at all. One is self-confidence in his own strength, and the other Chen Peng doesn't want to be distracted at this time.
Chen Peng followed his subordinates to the martial arts arena of the Xigeng faction, and at this time, some monks had already gathered in the martial arts arena, and Huang Xingyuan was among them. As soon as he saw Chen Peng coming, Huang Xingyuan's eyes showed a look of resentment, but after a glance, he turned his head away.
After a stick of incense, a person walked into the door of the martial arts arena, this person looked very burly, walked to the back of the desk chair placed in the middle, sat down with a loud horn, and opened his mouth, the sound was like a bell.
"A certain family is Hong Longtu, the principal of our Xigeng faction in the dojo of Dingyuan City, I won't talk nonsense, there are a total of twelve monks who passed the test this time, and on the first day, draw lots to catch each other, the winner will advance, and the loser will be eliminated. The next day, the six monks who were promoted fought again, the three monks who won won the place to participate in the entrance competition, and the remaining three monks, two more were drawn by lot to fight, and the loser competed with the remaining one, and the final loser was eliminated. The above are the rules of this selection, okay, don't be stunned, come to me to draw lots, I wrote the number from one to the number in this lot, it is written in regular script and line script, and the monks who draw the same number will compete in turn from one to the two. "The rules and methods are similar to those in the first test.
This Hong Longtu was not like Gongsun Qi, who was rambling a lot of words before the monks competed, but went straight to the point as soon as he came up, and after explaining the rules, he directly started drawing lots. It's no wonder that he, these unsuccessful monks who participated in the selection came from various counties in Liuzhou, and they really had nothing to do with him. His assessment only depends on the things within one acre and three points of land in his charge, which is not the case when he presided over the preliminary examination here, and he is also kind and pleasant to those monks, and teaches earnestly. On the one hand, whether those monks can worship the Xigeng faction is related to his assessment, and on the other hand, if someone worships into the Xigeng faction and becomes a disciple of the Xigeng faction, he also has an incense relationship with him, and he can be regarded as being able to take care of each other in the Xigeng faction.
Chen Peng went to the porcelain vase on the table and took out the paper in the bag, and wrote the number "one" on it.
"Okay, everyone let go on both sides, the middle is empty, and the two monks who draw one come out. "Hong Longtu is not as orderly as Gongsun Qi arranged the monks at the beginning, and after such a general explanation, he announced the start, which is obviously the appearance of rushing to make a difference, and he doesn't care at all.
Chen Peng drew No. 1, but he was not in a hurry, but looked to the side, but saw a person walking out of the monk opposite, wearing a blue shirt, looking like a talent, this is the old opponent Huang Xingyuan.
Chen Peng was secretly happy in his heart, "This is really a coincidence." ”
Huang Xingyuan walked a lot, but he didn't find anyone going down, and he was still wondering in his heart, but he heard a familiar voice from the monk opposite: "Huang Daoyou, Chen wishes you a victory, don't lose the face of our monks in Huangshi County." ”
Huang Xingyuan's face turned cold and said: "You don't have to worry about this, Huang should do his best." ”
"Okay, good," Chen Peng walked off the field with a smile, "Since Huang Daoyou is so confident, let's practice." ”
Huang Xingyuan's heart sank, and he said angrily: "The surname is Chen, you are playing me." You drew the No. 1 lottery yourself, and you are still talking cool things here. ”
"Hey, Huang Daoyou, I don't understand what you say, for the sake of being a fellow villager, I just hope you are good, but you don't appreciate it. Then I take back what I just said, and I wish you another defeat at my hands. ”