Chapter 075: Transformers Ship, Horizontal Cannon!!
"VIP8888!?" Xu Yanhu looked at Monkey Er suspiciously, "What kind of coffee are you, with such a big face?"
"Since you asked so sincerely!
Monkey Er patted the backpack, and suddenly the smoke and dust rose, and then he raised his head proudly: "I am ......"
"Okay, it doesn't matter!" Xu Yan interrupted him, "You must be very rich! I heard that the VIP three 8s asked for a bottle of red wine for 300,000 yuan, and we have one more 8 than them, and it means a bottle of 310,000 yuan, what do you think?!"
"310,000!" Monkey Er shook his eyebrows, "Why don't you ascend to heaven?"
"By the way, there is a call in the box, right?" Xu Yan touched his stomach, "I'm still growing my body, I can't be hungry, just a few overlord burgers, the kind of ...... that the box needs to be big enough to put in."
"It seems that curry rice is also good, and finger cakes are also good!
"Then there will be a fruit platter, just like the fruit ...... after the meal"
"If there's dessert, that's even better! Do you want an ice cream cone, or a tiramisu mille-feuille?"
“......!”
"Are you finished?" Monkey Er's eyebrows twitched. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"I want to call something more...... Xu Yan scratched his head thoughtfully.
"Are you rich?" Monkey Er suddenly reminded in a cold voice.
"Aren't you just going to have money!" Xu Yan said.
"You're just out of sight?"
Xu Yan blinked: "You were beaten like that by Dulca, you almost had incontinence, and I wiped the saliva for you, what's so good to see!?"
Monkey Er's expression froze.
"Okay, from your eyes, I can see that you are an out-and-out coerc, I don't have black coins now, borrow it first, and pay it back to you later!"
Seeing that Monkey Er was stunned and didn't move, Xu Yan reminded: "Let's go!"
"Where are you going?"
"VIP8888 box" Xu Yan knocked on the wall, "to VIP8888...... Isn't there supposed to be a secret door or something......
Monkey Er took a deep breath in defeat: "AK48, are you stupid, I said VIP8888 you really believe it, you see I haven't changed my clothes for a few days......"
"Bang!"
Monkey Er threw the room card out fiercely, and then took out another room card: "This one is the real ......"
“ssp5438”
"Double S!?" Xu Yan looked at the room card, "It's amazing! dare to love a super luxury VIP box!?"
"!" Monkey Er roared, "Do you recognize the word, this is the abbreviation of super, small, place!"
Xu Yan blinked: "What do you mean?"
"It means, super, small, between!" said Monkey Er's chest tightened.
"Then ......" Xu Yan began to doubt his life, "What happened to the VIP8888 room card just now?"
Monkey Er answered the question, and walked forward: "Hurry up, I worked hard for a long time to get to this small private room with VIP8888, do you want to go!"
"Huh?"
Xu Yan followed Monkey Er's footsteps, and then saw Monkey Er slash the room card towards the wall, and suddenly, a door opened on the wall, just like an elevator opening.
"Don't be so surprised, it's a built-in hidden elevator!" Monkey Er explained.
Step into the elevator!
Xu Yan immediately noticed that there was a monitor in the elevator, which read: Welcome to ssp5438......!
"Ding Dong!"
"ssp5438 has arrived!" Two seconds later, a sweet prompt sounded over.
"Arrived? so quickly!"
Xu Yan was waiting to open the door to see what kind of private room the SSP was, but the elevator suddenly disappeared, and he found himself trapped in a "cage" the size of a water tank.
"Where is this? Wow, it's too crowded!"
Monkey Er poked his head out of Xu Yan's crotch with difficulty: "I didn't hear the prompt, this is the SSP5438 box!"
"Clams?" Xu Yanba pursed his mouth, stunned and refused to believe it.
"That's it, super small room!" The space is too small, and Monkey Er stretched out his hands with great difficulty, "Gopher people, if the tanuki people come, it's just right, the two of us will indeed be a little crowded!"
"Is this a bit crowded?" Xu Yan's face pressed against the glass wall, forming a large pie shape.
......
Looking through the glass, Xu Yan saw countless large and small glass bottles hanging in the air, and then he guessed that SSP5438 was also one of them, and it was super small.
You can't see inside the glass bottle, but there are many kobolds flying in the air, carrying wine, steak, or popcorn to the hole in the top of the glass bottle......
Just as Xu Yan was salivaing, suddenly a kobold bird flew over and snorted at the box where he was.
Xu Yan was a little confused, and Monkey Er hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No need, it's not too crowded here!"
"What do you mean!?" asked Xu Yan.
Monkey Er sighed: "It's asking us if we want to adjust our position?"
"It's a little embarrassing to squeeze it like this, put your ass away!" Xu Yan then said in confusion, "It can see us?"
Monkey Er explained: "This glass is specially made, you can see the outside, but the outside can't see the inside, unless you make it public, but they are trained insiders, not to see, but to smell, or to hear." ”
Xu Yan doubted life again, "How crowded is it to smell it?"
"What kind of character are these kobolds, and how do they fly around in there?"
Monkey Er pointed to a bell on the glass wall and said, "You can ring this bell if you need anything, such as asking for a drink or something......
Xu Yan sighed: "It turned out to be a waiter!"
"I'm hungry!" he said, ringing the bell.
"Is it broken?"
No response!Press it again!
The third time!
......
Nth time!
"Damn, there's no response! Is it broken?" Xu Yan was puzzled.
Looking at Xu Yan's stupid rookie behavior, Monkey Er sighed again: "It's not broken, this bell can't sense the black card on your body, so it won't provide you with services!"
"Is that okay?" Xu Yan's brows trembled, and his perception of this world was subverted again.
As he spoke, a lot of kobolds flew towards SS5438.
"There's no end to it!" Monkey Er shook his hand irritably, "No, no!"
Xu Yan felt strange: "Is there a magnetic field on our side, why are these ko-headed birds competing to fly!"
"I don't see other glass rooms as small as us, but I don't see them so attentive."
"Say no!" Monkey Er roared again.
"You dodge, I'll find the sign!"
"What brand?"
"Just get out of the way!" Monkey Er pulled out a card with "DNDST" written on it from under his seat and hung it on the top of his head.
When the kobolds saw this, they flew away in confusion.
Looking at the flag hanging on the mouth of the bottle, Xu Yan sighed: "This card is so amazing, these birds are not coming!"
"Aren't you literate?" Monkey Er really didn't want to spend more time with this rookie newcomer, "This is the abbreviation of do.not.disturb!!"
"Do Not Disturb !!!"
......
Xu Yan was not too uncomfortable, after all, he was used to practicing stuffing wine bottles, water pipes, and gas canisters this year, and he was like a farmer entering the city, observing the scene outside the window.
Underneath is a marble-paved platform, and the sunlight reflecting from the dome shines brightly on a large yellow icon that appears to be a "weighing stone".
Underneath the scales is a display that has officially entered the countdown to the auction.
A shout of cooperation came from countless glass bottles.
“10!”
“9!”
“8!”
“7!”
“6!”
“5!”
“4!”
“3!”
“2!”
“1!”
......
"Whew!"
A soft beam of light shone straight down, and in the aperture, an old man slowly ascended with the lifting platform.
"Let's wait for a long time, everyone's time is precious, don't talk nonsense, now I will bring you the first lot of today!"
As he spoke, a golden platform rose in front of him, on which was placed something covered in a red cloth.
He unveiled the red cloth!
Suddenly, the audience was boiling, and countless shouts and exclamations penetrated out of the boxes, as if they were about to smash the hanging "bottles and cans" down.
"This model...... It's the Transformers ship!!!"
"The first lot is the Transformers ship!!!"
The old man pressed his hand and motioned for everyone to shut down.
"That's right, the first lot, you can travel by air, land, and water, and it can be called a shelter for walking on the road - the Transformers ship!"
"Of course, what is placed here is a model, and the real thing is parked in the No. 7 basement of Blackwater Port!"
"Although the style is a little older, this Transformers three-purpose ship is designed by Crumb, using a 45.3% purity of King Kong as the core, no energy is needed, it can serve for 3,735 years, the most glorious time, it was in the hands of the A-level Dharma murderous group, the previous owner was the C-level Arhat group, which was hit hard in the Flaming Mountain, and it took two hundred years to renovate, and now it is 100% restored!"
"As everyone knows, 'King Kong' is a unique material in the latter part of the fierce road, and without this thing, it is impossible to design a qualified Transformers ship. ”
"But in the latter part of the murderous road, basically only S-class murderous groups can step in! And King Kong is also very rare, it is something that cannot be encountered! The value of a Transformers ship, I don't need to say more!"
"That's right, this King Kong ship is the famous "horizontal cannon"! The forts installed on it are two hundred and twenty-three, no energy is needed, countless cannonballs, relying on the core of the "horizontal cannon" King Kong, it can directly blast out air cannons, it is powerful, and it is also known as the gun king ship in the fierce road!"
"In order to save the time of VIPs, the first lot in this mid-year auction, which is also the most important lot, the Transformers ship-"
"Horizontal Cannon !!!!"