I still haven't been able to make this MLM monster in front of me into a hot pot, not to mention that I can't beat it at all after this thing is transformed, even if Jiubi can't transform into a pet-type demon who is just responsible for selling cuteness, complaining and funny, under the gaze of the old couple next door who are holding shiny reading glasses and looking at them with extremely strict and serious vigilant expressions, I will never be able to play the evil villain who bullies the innocent little Lori and her cute little pet in broad daylight.

Thanks to the fact that the next-door neighbor is an elderly person, if it were a young person who likes to post what he sees on the Internet for others to share, I should have been killed by now. Just when I was secretly glad in my heart, I was embarrassed to see the old man casually take out his mobile phone from his pocket - not to call the police or anything, but to point the camera at this small machine, intending to shoot.

There must be a limit to joking, who will help me get through this nonsensical catastrophe with thunder rolling in front of me, how can it be repaired!

"Look at the expression on the face of the young man Zhou Yi, Master Simone. Jiubi decisively stepped forward half a step forward and blocked in front of Sakura's red double ponytail Lori, and said with hair, "No matter how you look at it, it's a ghost animal who wants to be dissatisfied!"

When I heard this, I couldn't help but blow up my hair on the spot: "What nonsense, I'm obviously crazy with a painful egg expression! You have nothing to do with running out every night and screaming around for a one-night stand, don't slander others there, take care of yourself first!"

"Meow——! Jiubi stood up on her hind legs like a human and waved her front paws wildly, and said loudly, "Cai, there is no such thing, I don't know the black, white and yellow little female cat that lingers in the community garden or something!"

It turns out that this product is a male one!?

Obviously, Simone didn't understand the conversation between me and a certain undisciplined cute thing that completely collapsed, but this didn't affect the little Lori to take advantage of her free time to express her opinion: "Hey, Jiubi, when did you make friends here? ”

Under my meaningful gaze, the white cat obediently ducked her head against Simone's calf and hid behind her.

"Ugh. Anyway, put that aside. I raised my hands and cautiously signaled to Simone, keeping a relatively safe distance from the little girl, "Simone, Sister Osvia is not at home, is she?"

"Didn't my sister just go out to buy something and was caught and eaten by you from behind?"

"So this big bad wolf terrier, can we stop playing!?" I stomped my foot and put my hand on my forehead and said, "If I really catch your sister and eat her, I will definitely take away the key to the house that she is carrying, so that I don't have to knock on the door at all and use the key to enter the house directly, okay!"

Simone is actually a very smart, even genius girl. I haven't even seen Saria, who is a genuine horse monkey shochu, summon a demon, and the reason why little Lori is confused in some places is actually entirely because of a certain pseudo-prophet with long cherry red hair, whose usual education methods are a bit strange. Still, on a few obvious things, Simone was able to make the right judgment.

I saw the little girl tilt her head with her index finger against her cheeks, and after muttering for a while, she decisively lit a light bulb on her head and suddenly said, "Ah, it seems that this is indeed the case." ”

Given the age of the other person, I ended up choosing to be silent. But in this way, Simone will not have any misunderstandings, and it is generally acceptable. The next thing to do is to wait quietly for Osevia-senpai to come home after shopping......

It turned out that I was still too superficial.

Simone tilted her head and looked at me and asked, "Sister really wasn't caught and eaten by you?"

"Of course not!"

"So now you're going to come all the way to take me hostage and threaten my sister?"

I burst into tears, and I almost knelt down in front of this cute double ponytail Lori and bowed: "Can we change the topic to a normal one, for example, when will Sister Osevia come back?

There was a sharp sound of something breaking through the air behind me, and I didn't react. It's not because it's too late. It's that if I dodge it, there's a good chance that it will hit Simone in front of me, and if I'm not sure what it is, I'll be the meat shield.

But it wasn't a hard or sharp dangerous object, and with a crisp cracking sound, some kind of slimy, thick liquid immediately covered the back of my head, and it felt so disgusting and disgusting.

"Didn't I tell you many times Zhou Yi, even if you come at me for anything, it's strictly forbidden to shoot at Simone, why don't you always listen!" Osvia's voice came from behind him. And she still seems to be carrying a plastic bag, "It's not enough to have me, Emilina, Blue Feather, and Luyin. What the hell is it about trying to reach out to my precious Simone?"

"What kind of person is really messing around!?" I turned around and wiped the liquid and some kind of debris from the back of my head, crying and laughing, "Don't talk like other people are like ghosts, hey! Besides, this is the ...... you just threw away."

A hand full of egg whites, and a few pieces of eggshells.

"Dear senior sister, can you please change to a more reliable one next time you throw something and smash someone?" I said with a cold face full of black lines on my head when the whole person felt wrong in an instant, "For example, green onions and green onions and green onions or something, just like Hatsune." ”

"No, I don't. For a perverted gentleman who has a large number of workbooks hidden in the room. Throwing eggs at him is the most appropriate thing to do. "It doesn't matter if you do something [beep--] and [beep--] or [beep-] to me, and I'm willing and happy, but you're not allowed to go near Simone!

At this time, the old man, who had been watching for a long time, finally put down his mobile phone and spoke: "Young man, you must be content with everything." It's enough to have such a beautiful sister. Sisters eat it all, but they will be resented. ”

The old man seemed to be so serious that I couldn't help but burst into tears on the spot: "What your old man said is very true, and the boy must remember it." And I really don't have this kind of idea of anger between people and gods, it's just that the senior sister is overprotective of her sister. ”

"What is overprotection, it's clear that you, the guy who instigated Simone's boyfriend, are plotting against her!" Osevia walked up to me with a plastic bag and gritted her teeth angrily, "Can you afford to let Simone know some strange knowledge?"

I don't think there's anything wrong with having Simone find a boyfriend when she grows up, whether it's in following the laws of nature or growing up healthy...... Given that Sakura's long hair is currently holding an egg in her hand, let's not talk about it here.

"I'm sorry, I won't mention it again next time. I wiped my face and tried to put on a stern appearance, and said, "Shall we go into the house and talk first?" and I feel like I need to clean up the egg whites. ”

"Well, that's true. Osvia nodded and motioned for Simone to open the door completely, "But if I find out that you are trying to do something strange to Simone, I will cut you out!"

The threat of the long red hair was terrible, and I was sure that she would do that, and to make matters worse, the two sisters were prone to misunderstandings, so after a few seconds of silence, I turned to the old couple watching the excitement and asked seriously, "Excuse me, can you borrow your bathroom?"

"Choosing to ignore the fact that I'm a god horse in this kind of place, hey!?"

Of course, I was not able to borrow the bathroom of the old man's house in the end, because I was dragged into the door by Sister Osevia by the collar in the eyes of the two of them who sighed at the beauty of youth.

Simone picked up Jiubi and quickly hid in her room, but instead of closing and locking the door, she left a small gap to sneak outside. As for Osvia, she was slowly packing up all the items she had just purchased, from snacks and fruits to fresh ingredients, probably going around the supermarket.

The girl casually threw the bill aside, and I also subconsciously glanced at it twice, and found that the purchase price of these things was very cheap, and most of them were discounted items for the event she specially chosen.

Such a virtuous housewife, I suddenly didn't want to give her the antidote.

"Uh, senior sister, I'll go to the bathroom first. After sitting for two or three minutes with Sakura's long hair, I finally felt uncomfortable and got up and said, "I'll come back to help you later." ”

After nodding casually, Osevia suddenly asked strangely, "By the way, Zhou Yi, didn't you run to Emilina's side before, why did you come back so quickly, and what's the matter with looking for me directly after you come back?"

"It's nothing, it's just that I got the antidote after a while. I took out the crystal bottle from the bracelet and threw it to the cherry red long hair and said, "I heard that the effect of the extremely beautiful dream will last a lifetime, so senior sister, you should hurry up and drink the antidote." ”

With that, I went into the bathroom and closed the door, getting ready to clean the egg whites from my hair. (To be continued......)