Chapter 16: Fat Blind Date
Jun Moxie couldn't bear to cover his eyes and groaned, he was really curious: "What kind of woman does it take to withstand the weight of nearly five hundred catties?"
After breakfast, the two waited for a while, calculating that the time was about the same, and then they took a large number of guards and went out with a hug, and the beautiful woman went to the bird.
"Sanshao, you say, if Miss Sun thinks I'm fat and heavy, what can I do? I'll ......" Along the way, Tang Yuan was a little worried, suffering from gains and losses. The mount under the crotch was snorting, snorting, foaming at the corners of the mouth, and struggling to walk.
Jun Mo snorted and responded twice, his two eyes roaming on both sides of the road, looking absent-minded.
Tang Fatzi didn't notice Jun Sanshao's absent-mindedness at all, he looked at the fat on his body in distress, sighed for a long time, suddenly thought of something, slapped his thigh, and immediately twisted his waist, and asked with great interest: "Sanshao, you said, if I lose weight...... Will it be effective if you supervise me?"
He twisted his waist, and the horse under his crotch directly screamed, his four hooves trembled a few times, he gasped a few times, the horse's head twisted, looked at Tang Yuan sadly, and walked more slowly - it seems that Tang Fatzi's twisting of his waist directly made the horse twist his waist...... "Well, when you are done with this paragraph, your injury will be healed, and I will start to lose weight for you." Jun Moxie smiled evilly, touched his chin and said, "It will definitely make you as thin as bean sprouts." ”
"Well, then I'll leave it all to you...... You know, if my brother wasn't so fat, he would actually be quite handsome and chic......" Tang Yuan pinched an orchid finger with his hand and gave Jun Moye a wink.
"Drive!" Jun Da Gao threw a whip on the horse's buttocks, and just ran out, turned his head, and spit out.
Tang Fatzi's flattering eyes, the lethality is too great...... "You actually made an appointment to meet here!?" Jun Moxie looked at the restaurant in front of him, which was close to martial law, and couldn't help but widen his eyes: "Your fiancée actually asked you to meet in the restaurant?
"It's really not me, isn't it good to meet in a restaurant, I think it's good!" Tang Yuan looked at Jun Dashao inexplicably, and asked curiously: "What's so strange about this?"
"Isn't it strange that if a man and a man meet in a restaurant, it is understandable, but if a woman asks her fiancé to meet in a restaurant, it is a bit extraordinary. Jun Mo sighed twice and said, "Fatty, it seems that your future wife is not an ordinary person." ”
"What's this? If you don't make an appointment in a restaurant, can't you make an appointment in a jì courtyard?" Tang Yuan rolled his eyelids, expressing his incomprehension of Jun Dashao's attitude, snorted in his nostrils, and said, "Rare and strange!"
Before Jun Moxie could speak, suddenly a white shadow flew out of the restaurant, and almost at the moment when he saw the white shadow, the white shadow had already stood on Jun Moxie's shoulder, and the speed was so fast that it would never be inferior to a first-class master.
In the face of the sudden attack, Jun Dashao didn't react at all, and let the white shadow stay on his shoulder, but the white shadow whined twice, slid down, slid to his chest, and got into his arms with a grunt, the clothes on his chest rose and fell, Jun Moxie's collar popped out of a small head, stretched out his head to look at it, and then snuggled here safely, not moving, as if he was in the most intimate, reliable, and comfortable embrace...... "Scared! little thing, why are you here?" With the keen sense of the great killer, he had already sensed what the white shadow was, and he grabbed the ear of the little guy in his arms and asked softly.
The little thing that suddenly fell from the sky was naturally Dugu Xiaoyi's iron impreza! The weight in his arms could be felt, he hadn't seen him for a few days, and the little guy was a lot heavier.
Moreover, on the ribs of this little guy, there is actually a pair of small protrusions, obliquely up, the iron leopard is only close to adulthood, and the strength reaches the peak of the period will grow flesh wings, and this little guy who has just been full moon at best has actually grown a prototype, and the prospects of this little thing are absolutely unlimited.
Hearing Jun Da's kiss's question, the little thing looked at Jun Dashao with black and white, watery eyes, whined twice, his eyes were full of intimacy, stretched out his little pink tongue, licked it lightly on the collar on Jun Da's chest kissingly, turned over happily, two little paws poked out, grabbed Jun Dashao's collar, and looked at the meaning of enjoyment...... The little thing was on guard against the good man from throwing it out, as for what he asked...... I don't understand.
The little girl regards this little thing as the top of her heart, and since it appears here, it means...... Jun Moxie shook his head, there is no need to think about it anymore, since this little thing appears here, then the little girl Dugu Xiaoyi must also be here! Thinking of this little girl's rudeness, Jun Dashao has a headache.
Speaking of which, the entire Tianxiang City, including the lord of the Tianxiang Empire who has never met before, Jun Dashao may not be willing to look at it, but when it comes to a really taboo person, the little girl Dugu Xiaoyi is in it, but now that he has arrived at the door, he is bound to not be able to retreat, Jun Dashao had no choice but to bite the bullet, beckoned Tang Fatzi to get off the horse, and the two walked inside.
I don't know if this is considered knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and preferring to go to the tiger mountains?!
It seems that in order to meet today, Sun Shangshu has made great efforts to take a lot of effort to package the entire huge restaurant...... In the whole restaurant, there is only one table of guests in the hall of zhōngyāng!
And only two of them!
Among them, the one who wears a light green shirt and has an unusually petite body is obviously Dugu Xiaoyi's girl, just look at the action that every time she says a word, the braid on her head will shake twice This habitual xìng action, you know, but who is the person sitting with her?
Beside Dugu Xiaoyi, there is a rough character, looking from behind, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, broad shoulders and thick arms, and slightly yellowed hair. I don't know which one of the heroes rushed forward?
It's just that with Jun Dashao's eyesight, he can clearly feel that this person's bearing is definitely above the seven people such as "heroes and heroes rushing forward", is there a "old eight" hidden in the Dugu family?
As soon as Young Master Jun and Tang Yuan entered the door, they naturally saw these two people, and they were about to walk over, when they suddenly felt that something was wrong.
Jun Moxie patted his head: I didn't accompany Tang Fatzi to go on a blind date today, but I didn't go on a blind date, but where is that Miss Sun? It seems that there is no second woman here except for Dugu Xiaoyi, somehow, an unprecedented sense of fear is inexplicable, and it lingers in every way.
With his mind racing, Jun Da Gao faintly thought of a very unlikely possibility, pulled the fat man's sleeve, and asked quietly: "Fat man, that fiancée of yours is that Miss Sun, have you seen it before?"
Tang Yuan was sweating in his nervous palms, only feeling that he was not strong, his two hands were pulling here and there, a big fat head was twisting around, looking at himself in all directions, vowing to leave a perfect impression on his fiancée, and when he heard Jun Moxie speak, he replied quietly: "No, but my fiancée is an authentic lady!
After speaking, Tang Yuan mysteriously leaned next to Jun Moxie's ear and said: "But I guess people can't be wrong, because I once heard my grandfather talk about it, and his old man's impression of Miss Sun is quite good, just with my grandfather's eyesight, people can't be wrong." ”
"Then what did your grandfather say?" Jun Moxie was very curious.
"My grandfather said: That girl from the Sun family, with a big buttocks, will definitely be able to give birth to a son, and it can be regarded as a perfect match for your boy. Tang Yuan smiled with some obscenity, and his two short eyebrows kept beating excitedly: "Sanshao, you don't know, brother, my favorite is a woman with a big butt, my fiancée is my brother, my dream lover, hey, hey, he......y, hey, hey
Jun Moxie rolled his eyes, walked inside, and no longer paid attention to this extremely obscene fat man, even his fiancée arranged it at will, it was really ...... Tai Chi is good, but what kind of girl can be "perfect" with the fat man?! Just the virtue of the fat man, coupled with the dirty things he did in the previous paragraph, Sun Shangshu didn't propose to dissolve the marriage contract, all this seems really unusual...... Just as the young master Jun was pondering this strange thing, a voice directly shocked the Jun killer!
"Jun ...... Brother Mo Xie, you are here. Dugu Xiaoyi was the first to discover them and greeted them excitedly, "I guess you will definitely accompany the fat man, so I also pestered Sister Sun, I must accompany her, hehe, sure enough, I guessed right, you are really here, come here!"
Jun Moxie was agitated all over, and got goosebumps. Dugu Xiaoyi's "Brother Mo Ye" called Jun Mo Ye was chilled, when did this girl be so polite to me?
"Eh, it's you, Dugu girl, we are really destined to ho...... You can meet everywhere, well, which of your grandsisters are you?" Jun Moxie replied quickly, and asked with an effort for "what if".
"You still call me Dugu girl!" Dugu Xiaoyi pouted dissatisfiedly, looked at him hatefully, and suddenly stretched out his hand, pulled out the little white in Jun Moxie's arms, ignored the little guy's squeak, pursed his lips, and said, "Isn't that?"
Tang Yuan had long coveted his fiancée, and when he heard this, he immediately stretched his neck to look, but he still didn't find Miss Sun's shadow. Because on the side that Dugu Xiaoyi is referring to, only the big man of Angzang is pouring himself a drink there, where is there any Miss Sun?
Jun Dashao cheered in his heart: Old Man Tang really didn't say it wrong, it was really a perfect match, a natural pair, and a pair on the ground!