A table of people is like a victim who has been hungry for several days without eating. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Crazy rush to eat. The second master relied on his age to occupy the entire plate of Dengying beef and half a pot of old duck soup.

Under the strong request and coquettishness of Lin Qingying and Qiu Yingying, the second master had no choice but to hand over the baby's elixir and jade brew, and poured a small half cup for everyone with a painful face.

Yang Dahu and Yang Sanxiong took the cup happily, they were both men who loved wine, and they had already been itching when they smelled this wine. Seeing that the second master hugged so tightly, he knew that there was no play, fortunately, his teammates were strong! The two looked at each other and had a sense of revolutionary success.

A small sip of wine in the mouth, full of aroma of wine, and a fresh peach flavor, mixed with the aroma of herbs and trees. It flowed down my throat, it was warm and cool, and when I got to my stomach, I felt a little hot.

The smell of wine rose, and I burped, and then I felt the pungency of the wine.

"Good wine! This is better than the Moutai I drank back then!" the second master sighed after taking a sip.

"Moutai is not considered a top wine, my grandfather has a bottle of treasured Huadiao, take it out for you to taste another day!" Lin Qingying took a sip of wine, her face was slightly red, and she had already begun to talk nonsense.

Plop, plop, plop......

Yang Dahu, Yang Sanxiong, and Qiu Yingying rolled to the bottom of the table. The couple couldn't help but take two sips and get drunk.

The second master was stunned for a moment, and unconsciously picked up the wine glass and took another sip.

Yang Yan's eyes were quick, and he hurriedly supported the second master, saving him from rolling under the table.

Lin Qingying opened her mouth slightly, a little dazed, this ...... Poisonous in the dish!

Then the wine came up, plopped, and fell.

Yang Yan smiled bitterly, what kind of thing is this......

Help the second master into the bedroom, as for the ones lying outside, lie down!

I don't dare to drink the wine, who knows if I can hold the next sip.

A butt sits on the couch. Looking at the people lying on the ground in the kitchen, Yang Yan's head hurt.

"Ding Dong! Ding Dong!"

The doorbell rings.

Yang Yan got up and opened the door.

"Hello, this is the dish you called!" the delivery man smiled, such a big order, earning a week's worth of money at a time. The mother who slammed the door didn't have anything to say, and directly gave a commission.

"Oh, just put it in the restaurant!" Yang Yan suddenly remembered that Lin Qingying had also ordered takeout. Opened the door for the delivery man to come in, and gestured to the restaurant.

"Okay!" the delivery man still smiled.

When I entered the restaurant, the face of the delivery person changed. What is the situation with this person who is lying on the ground? Killer Mad, he won't be killed by murder, right?

Yang Yan saw the face of the delivery man and knew that he had misunderstood. Bad thoughts got up and decided to scare and scare the young man.

"Hey, hey, what did you see?" Yang Yan asked with a gloomy face, his face hideous and terrifying.

"I, I, I......" The delivery man instantly affirmed his thoughts, and he couldn't speak, only felt that his tongue was so stiff. His face was pale, and he was in a cold sweat.

"Hey, hey, now that you've seen my secret, hey, hey, hey......" Yang Yan continued to scare the delivery man.

Thump. The delivery man knelt down, kowtowed, and his tongue was no longer stiff. Crying and shouting: "O strong man! I have an eighty-old mother and a child waiting to be fed! Strong man, spare my life!" The crying voice weeps when the listener is sad.

Yang Yan was moved and was about to tell the truth. Don't tease this lad anymore.

"You're my little apple......" the delivery man's phone rang.

"You pick up" looked at the delivery man with a look of trepidation. Yang Yan said it didn't matter.

"Okay!" At this time, the delivery man dared to say no, and quickly nodded to answer the phone immediately.

"Hey ?......"

"Where have you gone? It takes so long to deliver a meal? Why don't you come back quickly! The guests are all waiting! Is the old lady raising you to give you white food? Are you still marrying a daughter-in-law?"

"Mom, I'm ......"

Yang Yan: "......"

Your eighty-year-old mother is quite healthy, and the child who is waiting to be fed has not yet been born!

Click, the delivery man hung up the phone with a desperate face.

"Okay, okay! I'm kidding, you see they just drank too much and didn't die!" Yang Yan helplessly held his forehead, he really couldn't stand the pitiful and desperate little eyes of the food delivery man. I can't bear to scare him anymore.

"Big brother! I understand everything! Isn't it just killing people! You don't have to lie to me, let me die a happy death! I don't want to die in vain, that's not like a man!" The food delivery guy was already desperate, and his face was resolute and decisive at this time. It seems that he is about to go to the battlefield to sacrifice his life for his country.

"I didn't lie to you, I don't believe you can see for yourself, you really drank too much!" Yang Yan was speechless, it's none of my business for you to scare yourself!

The food delivery guy didn't look like Yang Yan was lying to himself, so he moved a few steps cautiously, always facing Yang Yan, and did not relax his guard.

"Hold the grass...... It's really too much to drink......" The delivery guy wiped his sweat and breathed a sigh of relief. Then he glared at Yang Yan angrily.

Yang Yan was embarrassed, this scared this guy so much that he knelt down and kowtowed.

"1536 yuan, seven cents and eight cents! Not a single cent less! Give money!" said this sentence through gritted teeth. The food delivery guy turned his head and didn't want to pay attention to Yang Yan, not that he didn't want to beat Yang Yan, but looking at Yang Yan's figure, he felt that he couldn't beat it.

"1537, don't look for it!" Holding back his laughter, Yang Yan hurriedly paid the money and sent the guy away. Then I couldn't help it, hugged my stomach and laughed.

The spoof is particularly refreshing.

called Old Man Lin and asked him to take Lin Qingying and Qiu Yingying away.

As soon as I heard that my granddaughter had drunk too much, I got under the table. Old man Lin hurriedly called the driver and ran to Yang Yan's villa, anxious along the way. I regret it in my heart, why did I run away first! I threw my granddaughter down and drank with a group of men! What if I drank a grandson? When I thought that my granddaughter had drunk too much, she was drunk and unconscious. I was even more anxious.

After an hour's journey, the driver was forced to run for half an hour to arrive.

As soon as you enter the villa. Old man Lin grabbed Yang Yan and began to roar: "What about my granddaughter! What happened to your granddaughter? Hurry up and hand over my granddaughter! If my granddaughter is missing something, I will break your three legs!"

Yang Yan was sprayed with foaming stars, and unconsciously stretched out his hand and pointed to the restaurant.

Old man Lin hurriedly ran over, and the bodyguard behind him looked at Yang Yan vigilantly. It's almost a dick.

After entering the restaurant, he saw four people lying in a row, and the old man Lin felt a pang in his heart, Made, lying down so much, this kid won't do anything inferior to my granddaughter! Then the old man Lin breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately it was Yang Yan, this is within the acceptable range......

Yang Yan was speechless by the vigilant gaze of the two bodyguards, wiped the foaming stars on his face, and raised his hands to accept the party's trial.

The two bodyguards suddenly felt, well, this guy is on the road, it seems that there is nothing wrong. And then......

"Hold the grass!"

In the restaurant, the voice of the old man Lin came, and the two bodyguards were excited, one rushed to the kitchen at a speed of 100 meters, and the other pounced on Yang Yan.

Old man Lin rushed out of the kitchen and scolded: "Yang Yan, are you still not a man?

The bodyguard followed behind Old Man Lin speechlessly. The other couldn't stop the car, and was easily flashed by Yang Yan, and fell into a. When he got up, he was also thundered by Old Man Lin, covering his face and being stunned.

Yang Yan felt that he was damaged by thunder today, first he was ignored and hurt, and finally regained his sense of existence, but he was put down by the wine. Then the takeaway brother, and then the more thunderous old man Lin.

One thunder and one thunder.

Looking at the old man Lin who was still roaring after being carried away by the two bodyguards, Yang Yan reluctantly went into the restaurant to pick up Lin Qingying and Qiu Yingying, followed him out of the villa, and threw them into Old Man Lin's car.

Watching the two Mercedes Benz go away.

Turned around and went back to the house, looked at the time, it was still early, took out his mobile phone, sighed, the second master's life problem has not been solved!

I looked at the warehouse of the mobile phone, there were a lot of things, and there was no desire to clean up when I looked at it. After four months of retreat, Yang Yan couldn't count how many things were in the mobile phone warehouse.

"System, can you add a search system for me? It's like the kind of Qiandu!" Yang Yan scratched his head, looked at the rows of items on his phone, and asked speechlessly.

System: "Hehe! You think I'm stupid? Isn't it me who gets tired in the end?"

“......”

What you say makes so much sense that I'm speechless......

I can only search manually.

After nearly two hours, it was completely dark. I found out by accident that I was not very tired, just like shopping on Taobao, the only difference is that no matter whether I am in the phase or not, this is my own. However, this can only make Yang Yan more refreshing.

Shaking his slightly numb arm, Yang Yan grinned, I didn't know if I didn't comb it carefully before, and I didn't realize that I still had so many good things! Although I didn't find anything that could prolong my life, I haven't finished it! And there are many things that I like very much. For example, this robot butler, a complete artificial intelligence, a bionic robot, is exactly the same as a human, and even has a temperature to the touch, is familiar with various etiquette, is familiar with various cuisines, and takes care of daily life perfectly.

There is also this miniature exoskeleton, although it can only be equipped with one arm, but it can't stand NB. More powerful than Iron Man's arm, resistant to fighting, and equipped with a decompression device.

And then there's this flying machine, which is a jet on the foot. Environmentally friendly and pollution-free. Fly fast and high.

......

There are a lot of good things, but unfortunately, Yang Yan still doesn't have what he wants most.

Keep flipping.

Suddenly, Yang Yan's hand shook. When you open your mouth, you scold.

"Hold a ...... of grass"

At the bottom of the mobile phone, there is a space with the image of a peach, which clearly displays: Nine thousand years of peach, nine thousand years of peach orchard. Mortal food can soar in the day. Live with heaven and earth (Note: Heaven and earth are separated, the ascension function is canceled, and the life span is increased by 1000 years. ）

"How did I forget this! My brain is poisonous!" Yang Yan patted his head, remembering that these 20 nine-thousand-year-old peaches were given by Zhen Yuanzi after he left the customs. At that time, I was planning to feed both parents, but then I was in retreat for four months, and I forgot about it.

"Pig brain!" praised himself again, Yang Yan was excited, not only the problem of the second master was solved, but even the problem of the parents was solved, and there was a lot leftover.

System: "Congratulations on finally recognizing the fact that you are a pig, and the system has decided to give you a reward." ”

"Ding, you received a red envelope from the system, did you open it?"

Yang Yan: "......"

At this time, Yang Yan's heart was entangled and collapsed, whether to demolish it or not!

As far as the urine of the system is concerned, I don't know how many pits there are. But what if it's a good thing?

This is the charm of red envelopes, knowing that there are things in them, but not knowing whether they are good or bad. Every time I open the red envelope with great anticipation, good things, excited, rotten things, scolding......

"Tear it down!" gritted his teeth, Yang Yan really couldn't stand the temptation of the red envelope, there was an unopened red envelope in front of him, but he didn't open it, it was simply one of the biggest pleasures in life.

"Congratulations, get a 21st century trash, broken stainless steel night jug!"

Yang Yan: "I ...... every day"