The 428th grabbed the spray

There are countless planes in this universe. The Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info planes are connected to each other by black holes. The lonely black sphere in the universe turned out to be the gateway to another world!

If they were not connected in some way, then perhaps in the blink of an eye, another world would have passed a thousand years.

What's even more unbelievable is that this universe has intelligence and consciousness! It can think, it can speak!

It's a juggernaut!

But, I don't know when, maybe humans don't exist yet? Maybe humans don't know. It was injured! Four powerhouses of its level used the power of the Origin to cause it to suffer very serious damage. It was forced to abandon its territory outside the core.

The core is heaven, earth and man.

Heavenly Immortal Realm.

Earth Immortal Realm.

Human fairy world.

Now, no one knows that the most primitive name of the earth is called the human fairy world.

In order to keep some rules from being broken, Heavenly Dao had to forcibly drain the aura of the human immortal realm. At the cost of the inability of a realm of beings to cultivate to the great realm, the wisdom of all things was retained. At the same time, it also makes the fairy world lonely and goes to another plane.

Time flies, everything changes.

Until, finally, one day, a man appeared. With the help of a legend, he rewrote all this.

A butterfly flapping its wings can turn into a hurricane thousands of kilometers away.

Because of his appearance, something finally happened.

After thinking for a long time, Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice finally made up their minds and threw themselves into Pangu's camp.

At the same time, he also began to gather his own strength in the fairy world.

The Jade Emperor found that it seems that Zhu Bajie likes to run to Heaven very much recently, and he always runs to the Tianhe Water Army!

You're sick!

That's my army!

So the Jade Emperor sent Li Tianwang to invite Zhu Bajie to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

Li Tianwang's identity is heavy enough, and sending him to invite Zhu Bajie can be regarded as etiquette in place. But the place to go has to make people think deeply.

Lingxiao Treasure Palace, what kind of place is that?

That's where the Jade Emperor went to court!

Can you go casually? Either you have to be pressed up, or you can only go as a courtier of the Jade Emperor!

This move made a pig squint his eyes slightly and smack his lips.

"The Pure Altar Envoy has seen His Majesty the Jade Emperor!"

Zhu Bajie folded his hands, bent down slightly, and saluted lightly.

"Hehe!

The Jade Emperor sneered and waved his hand.

"I don't know what is the matter with Your Majesty looking for my old pig?"

"I don't know what the envoy came to Heaven three times and went to the important land of the navy and army?" the Jade Emperor asked rhetorically.

"Oh, it's nothing! Many of them are my brothers back then, I'll go see them, don't make mistakes?" Zhu Bajie replied with a casual attitude. He didn't put the Jade Emperor in his eyes at all.

"Bold! You dare to be rude to Your Majesty?!" Li Tianwang stepped forward, scolded angrily, and then clenched his fists at the Jade Emperor, saying: "Your Majesty! This pig demon is rude! In my opinion, I would still expel him from the Heavenly Court! Don't let him enter the Nantian Gate again!"

Zhu Bajie seemed to have been bitten by a mosquito and jumped up all of a sudden. Pointing at Li Tianwang, he scolded: "You plagued bastard! Think about how many gifts you gave me back then in order to send your illegitimate son to the Tianhe Water Army? A big brother in Tianpeng and a little brother in one mouth, and you actually scolded me here today?"

The immortals were in an uproar, their eyes widened, Nezha Kaba's eyes widened, and then they were a little excited.

"Dad, when did you have an illegitimate child? Does my mother know? Hahaha, you're useless!"

Tai Bai Xing touched his beard, with a smile on his face, and whispered to Lu Dongbin beside him: "There is a good show to watch now!"

Lu Dongbin opened his mouth faintly and said, "I'm looking forward to what will happen when the Heavenly King comes home!"

Li Jing trembled angrily, pointed at Zhu Bajie and said sharply: "How can you talk nonsense?

Zhu Bajie was shocked and said in amazement: "What?!Was that born to you and your brother and sister?"

As soon as these words came out, several immortals changed color.

Damn! I remember that Li Jing, the turtle grandson, once called me brother?!

"Bah, you're spewing blood, you're spewing blood...... You are shameless! I, Li Jing, sit up straight! Don't do anything wrong, and I'm not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door!"

Li Jing was almost confused!

This pig demon is too shameless! In broad daylight, he actually made such a heart-wrenching statement, if he didn't handle it well, I was afraid that his reputation in the heavenly realm would be ruined!

Zhu Bajie pursed his lips and said, "Which ghost dares to knock on your door?" for fear that you will be hungry and ruin your reputation!"

Burst!!

All the immortals laughed, this Zhu Bajie's mouth is simply a big water gun! It is full of dung! Whoever sprays it stinks!

Nezha quietly stepped back. Don't stand with Li Jing.

This matter is not something he can solve, and now if he fights with Zhu Bajie, then this matter will be settled! Why is the fight starting? Li Jing is empty-hearted, he is annoyed and angry!

If you don't fight, then you can only scold Zhu Bajie.

Obviously, you can't scold!

The last way, that is, Li Jing personally came forward to declare war with Zhu Bajie!

"You pervert! Covet the beauty of the fairy Chang'e! You have been beaten down from the mortal world, and you can't think of it and you don't know how to repent! You are really the scum of the fairy world!"

Chang'e's face was not good.

Why are you pulling my mother in? I provoked you!?

Zhu Bajie sneered a few times and said mockingly: "Oh! I am indeed inferior to you Li Tianwang! The red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags flutter outside! I also made an illegitimate child!"

Li Jing scolded: "I'll fuck you!! That's my nephew!"

"Yo yo yo ......"

"Shut up!"

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but smile and spoke. Trying to stop this war of words.

But Zhu Bajie didn't do it! He didn't hear it! You are not my top boss now, why should I listen to you?

He doesn't stop, and Li Jing doesn't want to stop!

Why!

He scolded me so hard before, you don't care, but now you take care of it as soon as I open my mouth!

So Li Jing also pretended not to hear it, and still scolded Zhu Bajie.

Tai Bai Xing looked at Zhu Bajie who was standing there drooling, and couldn't help but sigh: "You are worthy of being the disciple of Tang Sanzang!

Lu Dongbin was also stunned.

"I don't know if the Great Sage is also capable of this...... Scolding?"

He Xiangu covered her mouth and snickered, while Han Xiangzi bit her ears with Lan Caihe. Only Uncle Cao Guo was holding the jade Ruyi, and his expression was a little angry.

"What a faux pas this is?! How can you do such an unsightly thing on top of the majestic Lingxiao Treasure Hall? As the saying goes, if a gentleman doesn't move his mouth, you two will fight!"

Zhu Bajie didn't scold for no reason, the reason why he did this was to divert attention.

The Tianhe Water Army is an important military base of the Heavenly Court, if he is not a marshal in the first place, how can he easily enter it? But he is not a marshal now, if the Jade Emperor insists on this, even if he makes trouble with the Buddha, he will not take care of it!

So, the best thing to do is to make them not notice themselves!

As for the purpose, it can't be let them know!

If the Jade Emperor knew that he was here to dig the foot of the wall, then this matter would not be so simple!

At the very least, this is digging the foot of the wall, and if it is too big, then it is a rebellion! That is ill-intentioned! When the time comes, even the Buddha will not be able to protect himself!

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie did not panic.

It's only been a few days since they've been here, and they're really just reminiscing, and they can't find out what they're talking about at all! Even if they complain a few words occasionally, that's right! Even the Jade Emperor has nothing to say!

In the end, the Lingxiao Treasure Hall turned into a vegetable market again.

Nezha took out his pocket and began to sell snacks, but this time it was not limited to melon seeds and fairy fruits. The main products are spicy strips, jelly and potato chips, and drinks include iced tea, green tea, and more!

If Yang Yan saw it, he would definitely scold Taishang Laojun for not being authentic! Because there was still the logo of Master Kong on the bottle!

You don't change the brand yourself?

This infringement phenomenon is inevitably too serious!

The Jade Emperor was a little dazed, and unconsciously took over Nezha's filial piety, thinking while eating melon seeds.

Why is this happening?

Why do you feel that you don't feel disobedient at all?

A bit of déjà vu?

Where have I seen it?

At this time, the kitchen god hurriedly ran in from outside the main hall and saw Zhu Bajie and Li Jing still continuing. Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, and then began to set up a stall unhurriedly.

"Barbecue! freshly grilled barbecue, chicken fillet, and toasted bread!"

The Jade Emperor finally remembered!

Ever since the special kitchen god and the Dragon King of the Four Seas made a fuss in this Lingxiao Treasure Palace, this Lingxiao Treasure Hall was like a joke! During that time, everyone came with a small bench and melon seeds!

These idiots!

What kind of place is the Lingxiao Treasure Palace? Is it a place where you can make trouble? And those who watch the play! Are they stupid? Don't you know what to stop? You know where to watch the play!

Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor was a little troubled.

It seems that I'm also watching the show?

The news of what happened in the Heavenly Court was spread, and the sound of them scolding each other was too loud! Even the little soldiers at the door could hear it clearly, so many people, no matter what, they couldn't hide it!

As a result, the entire immortal world knew that Tota Li Tianwang and Zhu Bajie were scolding each other on the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and their saliva spurted out a few meters away!

Although he hadn't reached the realm of vomiting blood that could scold Yang Jian, at least Li Tianwang's eyes were red! He couldn't even hold the tower in his hand and fell to the ground.

The Jade Emperor's eyes were hot, and he wondered when he would go to worship a teacher.

Since he became the Lord of Heavenly Court, his cultivation has been sealed by the Heavenly Dao. It can also be said to be deprived! In addition to the long life span that I don't know how much, I am not even the opponent of a small soldier in a fight!

If you can learn this skill that doesn't require mana, you must be able to occupy a place in this heavenly court, right?

Besides, if you can go further, who will be able to stop the power of your words at that time?

Thinking of the wonders, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but laugh.

Nezha looked a little worried, and thought: It can't be that there is something unclean on my melon seeds, right? Why do you think that the Jade Emperor seems to be a little senile?