Chapter 31: You Can't Call Me a Fool
Qin Zhiyi and Gu Nanfeng were face to face, staring at each other for a full quarter of an hour.
The fool who cried and shouted that he wanted to talk to her because he wanted Qin Zhiyi, he stared at Qin Zhiyi and didn't even let out a fart.
Qin Zhiyi slowly narrowed his eyes and asked coldly, "Don't you have something to say to me?" What about your words? ”
Gu Nanfeng: "......"
He sweated on his head, and rubbed his fingers in a hurry.
Qin Zhiyi pursed his lips, turned around and left.
Gu Nanfeng didn't think about it, stepped forward and grabbed Qin Zhiyi's wrist, and blurted out: "I'll teach you how to write!" ”
Qin Zhiyi's body froze, and he slowly turned his head to look at Gu Nanfeng: "What do you want to teach me?" ”
Gu Nanfeng: "Shall I teach you to write?" The teacher said that I didn't know how to write nonsense, but my calligraphy was acceptable. ”
Qin Zhiyi: "......"
It's as if she's back to being a kid.
Although her mother is an outer room, there is a little ink in her stomach. When she was young, she was often forced to read, but she was not the material for reading. There is also her dog crawling words, and her mother tried her best to let her practice the words well.
For this reason, her mother took a feather duster and whipped her.
She never expected that her mother had been dead for so many years, and there were still people chasing her to let her practice calligraphy.
Gu Nanfeng, a fool, stepped on the shadow of her heart and jumped a few times.
The green tendons on Qin Zhiyi's forehead jumped a few times, and he said to Gu Nanfeng word by word: "You stay away from me now, I can use what you didn't say just now." ”
Gu Nanfeng was a fool, he couldn't understand Qin Zhiyi's meaning at all, let alone understand the look on Qin Zhiyi's face.
He has no strengths, and the only calligraphy he has been praised by his teacher.
He was eager to show his best things in front of Qin Zhiyi, and he didn't think of anything else.
He stubbornly dragged Qin Zhiyi's hand to the desk, and said as he walked: "Don't worry, I will definitely teach you seriously, and I will definitely let you write as well as I write." ”
Qin Zhiyi: "......"
She was silent.
She turned her head from side to side, looking for a weapon to smash Gu Nanfeng's head.
When the others walked to the desk, she swept the inkstone on the table at a glance.
I thought about it in my heart, picking it up and smashing it down should make Gu Nanfeng, a fool's head, bloom, right?
So, Qin Zhiyi reached out and touched the inkstone on the table.
"You have to think clearly," Wei Ren didn't know when he came, leaning against the door with his arms crossed, staring at the inkstone in Qin Zhiyi's hand, and said with a smile: "His tattered body is all raised by medicine, and it is not easy to stand up and move." If you smash it down, he may really lie down! ”
Qin Zhiyi: "......"
Wei Ren blinked, and said, "He's stupid enough, if you smash it, maybe it's even more stupid than now." ”
Qin Zhiyi: "......"
She weighed it in her heart for a long time, and silently took her hand back.
Stoning Gu Nanfeng to death or making Gu Nanfeng even more stupid is not a good choice.
Wei Ren leaned against the door frame and smiled, as if he was particularly happy to see Qin Zhiyi deflated.
Gu Nanfeng on the side didn't know that he had almost bloomed his head just now, and he was burying his head and excitedly laying rice paper on the table.
He raised his eyes to look at Qin Zhiyi, with a smile in his eyes: "What do you want to learn?" ”
Qin Zhiyi: "......"
She didn't want to learn anything, she just wanted Gu Nanfeng's head to bloom.
Gu Nanfeng was unaware of it, and said to himself: "I don't know what you will do now...... Why don't you write a few words for me first? ”
Qin Zhiyi twitched the corners of his mouth, and said in a somewhat stiff tone: "I can't write!" ”
Gu Nanfeng blinked: "Don't you know a word?" ”
Qin Zhiyi: "......"
Gu Nanfeng saw that Qin Zhiyi didn't speak, so he thought that Qin Zhiyi really wouldn't.
He tilted his head and thought about it, then he had a flash of inspiration and said, "It's okay, then I'll teach you from the beginning." Don't be sad, I didn't know it before, it was all taught to me by the teacher little by little. ”
Qin Zhiyi listened to his comfort, and he didn't feel comforted at all.
She was very afraid that Gu Nanfeng would really teach her from the beginning, then she would go crazy.
She stepped forward and snatched the pen and said stiffly, "I can write." ”
After that, he wrote the word 'fool' directly.
After writing, he threw the pen away, and looked at Gu Nanfeng: "I can write, you don't have to teach me." ”
Gu Nanfeng stared at the two words written by Qin Zhiyi and did not speak.
Qin Zhiyi's face darkened: "I said I don't need you to teach, did you hear that?" ”
Gu Nanfeng looked at Qin Zhiyi, looking at those two words, and asked with some hesitation: "You, what are you writing?" ”
Qin Zhiyi: "...... What did you say? ”
Qin Zhiyi pointed to the two words on the paper, and said with some difficulty: "Is the second word 'son'?" The first word...... I don't recognize it! ”
He picked up the piece of paper and said with a puzzled face, "I...... Didn't recognize the word. Can I take it and ask the teacher? The teacher is erudite and talented, so you must know him! ”
Before Qin Zhiyi could speak, Wei Ren, who was standing against the door, suddenly burst out into a wild laugh.
"Hahahaha!" Wei Ren burst into tears and laughed, pointed at Qin Zhiyi and said, "Look at your dog crawling words, it makes people doubt that they have a life hahaha!" ”
Qin Zhiyi stared at him and said slowly, "Do you want to die?" ”
The tone is indescribably eerie.
Wei Ren laughed for a moment, then coughed lightly, and stepped back step by step. Then suddenly he turned and ran, and a string of laughter came, and then farther and farther away.
Qin Zhiyi: "......"
She turned her head to look at Gu Nanfeng, annoyed and angry: "You fool! Can't you recognize two words as simple as that? ”
Gu Nanfeng was a little unhappy and said, "I'm not a fool! And also...... I, I don't recognize it, maybe the teacher didn't teach me, it's not that I'm stupid. ”
Qin Zhiyi grinded his teeth and said, "Fool! ”
Gu Nanfeng: "I'm not a fool! ”
Qin Zhiyi: "I said, fool! ”
Gu Nanfeng glared at Qin Zhiyi, and his eyes gradually turned red.
He slapped the paper on the table, glared at Qin Zhiyi and said, "My mother said it, I'm not a fool. My royal brother also said that I am the smartest child, I am not a fool! You, you are my wife, you are my relative, you can't call me a fool! ”
Qin Zhiyi: "......"
She almost got angry with a mouthful of old blood.
Qin Zhiyi slapped on the table, his fingers pointed fiercely on the two words he wrote, and roared through gritted teeth: "Fool, do you see it?" I wrote these two words! The first word is pronounced 'silly', and the second word is pronounced 'son', two words, fool! ”
Gu Nanfeng's mouth was wide open, his eyes full of incredulity.
Qin Zhiyi raised his hand and slapped it on the table again, shouting, "Understood? ”
Gu Nanfeng was frightened, and hurriedly said, "Ming, understood!" ”
Qin Zhiyi: "If you understand, you ......"
"But, no matter how I look at it, it doesn't look like it......" Gu Nanfeng tilted his head, still looking at those two words, and the whole person was very confused: "That's not how the teacher taught me." ”