Chapter 44: I found you an immortal sister-in-law

The female sword fairy, who was about to get angry, was reprimanded by Lin Muyitong with righteous and stern words, and she was a little stunned for a while.

However, seeing the anger and worry on Lin Mu's face, she suddenly felt that she was at a loss, and her voice unconsciously lowered a little:

"I just wanted to tease the kids, but I didn't think about it."

Lin Mu's face softened at this time, sighed, and said earnestly:

"Zhihe, I don't want to kill you, I just want to remind you that the spread of information in modern society is very fast.

You also know now that mobile phones can take pictures and videos, just now if I didn't block it,

What happens if someone takes a picture of you catching a fish with your eyes closed and posts it online? Catching fish with my eyes closed was videotaped, and my identity as an immortal cultivator was exposed! ”

After Lin Mu finished speaking, he smashed his mouth, thinking to himself, why does my voice smell fat now? Is it because you read too many online novels?

Mo Jun thought for a while and asked suspiciously: "For you, closing your eyes to catch fish is also an unusual move?" ”

Lin Mu shook his head helplessly: "You are a typical chaotic power system, and you can't tell where the upper limit of our ordinary people's strength is!"

Well, when you go home at night, I'll find a way to give you a taste of what an ordinary person can do, so you know how to control your strength. ”

Mo Jun nodded, a little guilty in gratitude, "It's me who was reckless, thank you, it's just ......"

"What's wrong?" Lin Mu asked strangely.

"Can you let go?" Mo Jun pointed to his right hand, and the slender palm was still tightly held by the forest trees at this moment.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry, forgive me!"

Lin Mu "suddenly realized" and hurriedly apologized to Mo Jun.

"It doesn't matter."

Mo Jun bit his lip, turned around and walked out of the store, and continued to guard the fish pond.

Lin Mu calmly walked back to the boss's chair and sat down, looking down at his right hand, which had just taken Mo Jun's left hand.

Then look at his left hand, which had just pinched Mo Jun's right hand.

"Hey, hey, haha......"

Suddenly, there was a burst of uncontrollable low laughter in the shop.

Mo Jun, who was sitting in the seat of the pond owner, turned his head to look at the store in confusion, and he didn't know why he suddenly laughed.

The old man of the Sunset Red Dance Troupe said beside him: "Master Mo, you and your boyfriend have a good relationship, huh?" ”

Mo Jun said to the old man: "Master Zheng, he is not my boyfriend. ”

"Then Master Mo, who are you from that little boss?"

Master Zheng asked suspiciously, after all, he saw the two holding hands just now, although Master Mo seemed a little shy, but he did not break free, indicating that the relationship between the two was very close.

"I'm his girlfriend." Mo Jun once again said the standard answer.

Master Zheng was stunned for a moment, chewed Mo Jun's words carefully, and arched his hand:

"Sure enough, he is a master, and his actions are unpredictable!"

Lin Mu was looking at the door of the store Master Mo and Master Zheng talking, and the mobile phone on the counter suddenly rang.

Caller's Name: Troublesome.

Lin Mu pursed his lips, picked up the phone, and said impatiently: "What are you doing?" ”

"Brother, didn't you bring me any gifts when you came back from your trip?"

A crisp voice sounded from the other side.

"I've brought you an immortal sister-in-law back."

Lin Mu picked up the teacup and took a sip and said slowly.

"Cut! Stingy! ”

Lin Miaomiao cut and said:

"Brother, you know I've moved to the school, right? Mom cut off my living expenses, you ...... over there"

"No money!"

"In this way, Xia Luoxi and a few of my roommates were very interested in your women's clothing photos just now, and they were willing to pay 500 yuan to buy the photos."

"I'll transfer you 500!"

"Brother, you misunderstood, I have a total of three roommates, and they are all willing to buy one each."

"Lin Miaomiao!! Whew, okay, I'll give you 1500. ”

"Thank you, brother! You're so good, you'll definitely be able to find an immortal wife in the future! ”

Lin Mu hung up the phone directly, and green tendons appeared on his forehead.

Don't look at him fooling Mo Jun like this, but in the face of his troublesome sister, he really can't do anything.

After the college entrance examination that year, Lin Mu and Zhang Yin and a few friends went out to party, got drunk, and fell asleep when they got home.

Lin Miaomiao took the opportunity to change into a dress for him, put on a hair cover, put on makeup, put on white stockings, and then took a photo of him.

Since then, this group of women's photos has become a sharp weapon for Lin Miaomiao to threaten the forest.

This kind of fact is too shameful, Lin Mu can't expose the crime of this little devil to his parents, so he has to endure it silently with tears.

Fortunately, Lin Miaomiao didn't leak these photos, but just bragged to her girlfriends from time to time:

"My brother looks better than me in women's clothes!"

Her little girlfriends, who were already coveting Lin Mu, had green eyes every time they saw Lin Mu.

Thinking of the past, Lin Mu took a deep breath depressedly, calmed down his emotions, picked up his mobile phone and transferred 1,500 yuan to Lin Miaomiao.

Look at the balance of your bank card, 10,892 yuan.

Not bad.

After the income of the store is handed over to the grandparents, I can leave the salary of my own store manager, and I also receive a list of pet photos and private photos from time to time.

I usually don't have much expenses, and it is enough to support him and Mo Jun in a short time.

As for the future,

If you really get married, you have to buy a house and a car, which is a lot of money, and there is a younger sister at home, so it is impossible for your parents to pay for it.

I have to find a way to make some money by starting a business.

Fortunately, the Shushan Sword Sect should not have the tradition of asking for a bride price, otherwise this piece is really unbearable.

"Alas, before I know it, I'm at an age where I have to think about supporting my family."

Lin Mu held his chin with one hand, looked at the sunlight that fell obliquely into the store, and sighed comfortably.

"What are you laughing at?"

At this time, Mo Jun walked in, and now it was almost noon, and the children who were playing fishing outside had been taken home by adults.

"It's okay, I just remembered something happy."

Lin Mu retracted the expression on his face and replied calmly.

"What's the fun?" Mo Jun asked.

"My wife...... Ah no, I don't have a wife yet, but it should be soon...... Right? ”

Lin Mu looked Mo Jun up and down, the plaid dress really fits, the blue color really suits her, it looks good!

"Thief!" Mo Jun was uncomfortable with him, snorted coldly, turned around and walked to the cat cage.

Piggy immediately crawled over and licked her fingers affectionately.

"Hungry?"

Lin Mu looked at the time, it was past eleven o'clock, and the breakfast that the two of them had at about eight o'clock in the morning, with Mo Jun's appetite, they should almost be hungry.

Mo Jun looked back at him and nodded embarrassedly.

"Then I'll order takeout."

Lin Mu picked up his phone.

"Takeaway?"

For Mo Jun, this is a new word.

"It's just using our phone to tell people what we want to eat, and we pay for it, and then they will bring it to you."

Lin Mu explained.

Mo Jun thought for a moment and asked, "Does the person who sent the food over have any silver taels to earn?" ”

Lin Mu said: "Of course, as long as you send it quickly, there will be a lot of money!" ”

"The more silver taels you give?"

"That's right."

Mo Jun was silent for a moment, and suddenly said:

"Can I go and deliver it, um, takeaway?"