"My girlfriend is a female friend who is older than me."

Lin Mu raised his eyebrows, and then replied very calmly.

"Then why does everyone ask you if I'm your girlfriend?"

Mo Jun looked at Lin Mu suspiciously.

"It's very simple, because you look like you're only seventeen or eighteen years old, but your temperament is a bit mature, so people think it's strange when they look at it, so they just ask casually."

Lin Mumian replied without changing his color.

"Really?"

When Mo Jun heard this, he felt that there seemed to be some truth.

"Eat, eat, aren't you hungry? Try this lotus root slices, isn't it crispy and fragrant? ”

Lin Mu picked up a bamboo stick and handed it to Mo Jun.

Mo Jun wanted to say something, but after all, he was attracted by the food, took the bamboo stick, opened his mouth and bit off half of the lotus root slice he wore on it, and his eyes lit up.

"How's it going, isn't it?"

Lin Mu asked.

"Hmm."

Mo Jun nodded heavily, the foodie attribute was completely stimulated, and when Lin Mu saw this, he soaked all the lotus root slices into the box closest to her.

So, the female sword fairy left one after another, and quickly swept away dozens of lotus root slices.

"So you like to eat crunchy and spicy things?"

Lin Mu accompanied her to eat for a while and was full, leaning back on the chair and watching her eat intently.

At about twelve o'clock in the afternoon, the female sword fairy finally finished eating eight bowls of chicken, took the paper towel handed by Lin Mu, and wiped her mouth.

Straighten up, stretch your arms up hard, close your eyes, your nose wrinkled, and your mouth open.

"Ahhh~~"

Stretched a satisfied lazy waist.

When she opened her eyes and saw Lin Mu looking straight at her, she hurriedly lowered her head, put her hands on her knees, and grabbed her skirt with her fingers.

It's really because this bowl of chicken is a delicacy that she has never tasted in her life, so she got a little lost for a while.

At this time, thinking that Lin Mu was still looking at her from the other side, Mo Jun subconsciously didn't dare to raise his head, and an inexplicable fear and shame surged in his heart.

If it is explained in modern popular terms, her state at this time should be called "personality collapse" or "social death".

Lin Mu didn't speak, just smiled and looked at the female sword fairy looking down in embarrassment.

Mo Jun couldn't stand it anymore, so he quickly packed up the box on the table, put it in a bag, and walked out with it.

He threw the bag into the garbage bin on the side of the road, and then continued to sit on the edge of the fish pond with his back to the woods.

Lin Mule looked at her happily, and suddenly had the feeling of teasing the female class leader in elementary school.

"Why do you keep looking at me?"

After a long time, Mo Jun suddenly turned his head and glared at him.

"I'm the boss, it's normal to supervise the work of the employees, right?"

Lin Mu innocently spread his hands.

Mo Jun looked at him for a moment, and suddenly said:

"I'm going to deliver food."

"What?"

Lin Mu was stunned.

Mo Jun repeated word by word: "I'm going to deliver takeaways." ”

"Didn't you just hear that? Delivering takeaway is very hard, at least 100 orders a day can be delivered, the sun and rain are exposed, and you have to be complained by customers if you don't get it right, which is not suitable for you. ”

Lin Mu raised his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, and said helplessly.

"I've just seen the speed of those two iron beasts, and if I use all my strength, I can be several times faster than it.

And I can climb on the roof of the building, without being bound by the road, and the speed should be much faster than ordinary people.

They have two or three hundred a day, and I have five or six hundred a day. ”

Mo Jun had obviously been thinking about this matter just now, and what he said at this time was the Tao.

"You're flying around outside in broad daylight, and you think everyone on the street is blind?"

Lin Mu sneered: "We have cameras everywhere here, once there is anything abnormal, it will be discovered immediately, and if you can't send two orders like this, the relevant departments should find you." ”

Mo Jun was stunned for a moment, and suddenly frowned, she only calculated how much money she could make just now, but she forgot about this stubble.

"Also, if you want to go to deliver food, you also need an ID card, otherwise people won't dare to accept you if Meituan is hungry or anything."

Mo Jun opened a pair of big eyes and opened his mouth, and the more he listened, the more confused he became.

"Now you know, right? If you want to make money while abiding by the rules of society, you have only one choice. ”

Lin Mu stretched out his right index finger and pointed to the ground.

"Working in our shop! No one will ask you for an ID card here, and even if you accidentally behave unexpectedly, no one will find it strange because ......"

Lin Mu pointed to himself again: "Here is me, and only me!" ”

Lin Mu's voice was sonorous and powerful, unquestionable, and perfectly matched his current status as the domineering president of the waterway pet store.

At this moment, he was also very satisfied with his performance just now.

Such well-founded and affectionate words are enough to shock the listener and cry, even if she is a female sword fairy who doesn't understand feelings, then she has to be moved a little bit, and she won't mention the matter of delivering food anymore, right?

Sure enough, after listening to Lin Mu's words, Mo Jun lowered his head and was silent for a long time, and finally raised his head and said:

"Then I won't go to deliver food during the day, I'll go at night."

Lin Mu almost didn't catch his breath, if he hadn't been able to beat him, he really wanted to pull this guy over and press him to the ground and give him a few ass strokes!

Taking a deep breath, Lin Mu tried to keep smiling:

"Didn't you hear what I just said? You need an ID card when you go out to work, but you are now a black household and don't have an ID card! ”

Mo Jun said: "Can I use your ID card?" You come forward, take over the work, and I will complete it, and divide the account afterwards. ”

Lin Mu was stunned for a while, and couldn't help but give Mo Jun a thumbs up:

"You can, Mo Zhihe, I've learned the essence of our modern people in just a few days!"

Mo Jun asked, "Are you willing to help me?" ”

"Dreaming!" Lin Mu glared at her and sternly warned:

"Don't use this kind of crooked brains in the future, we are good citizens, we have to do things according to the rules, the more you do that kind of thing that exceeds the rules, the easier it is to be found abnormal, understand?"

Lin Mu was a little weak as soon as he finished speaking, this is the fourth time he has been fierce to Mo Jun today, don't give her a whole annoyance and beat me up, right?

Unexpectedly, this bad-tempered female sword fairy didn't get angry, and after thinking carefully for a while, she actually stood up and bowed to Lin Mu, and said:

"It's me who is too persistent and has fallen into a magic obstacle, Lin Mu, thank you for being the first to drink, Zhihe is grateful, Zhihe should always remember these words."

Lin Mu was a little cramped, and hurriedly stood up and waved his hand:

"It's not that serious, my tone is not good, you just have to figure it out."

Lin Mu thought for a moment, and then said:

"This is also because you are not familiar with many of the rules of our world, go!"

After saying that, he walked outside.

"Where to go?"

Mo Jun asked.

"Didn't I say I'm going to take you to buy a pair of glasses in the morning? Drop by and buy a few more books. ”

Lin Mu said.

"What about the store?"

Mo Jun looked at the fish pond he guarded, as well as the little orange cat Pig Pig in the cage.

"It's okay, I'll just ask the neighbor next door to help watch it for a while, we won't be there for long."

Lin Mu went to the grocery store next door and said something, and then left the pet store with Mo Jun.

A few hundred meters east of the front gate of the Old Town Park, then downhill and uphill, there is a commercial pedestrian street with optical shops and bookstores.

"What books are we going to buy?" Mo Jun asked curiously.

Lin Mu replied: "Primary school Chinese grades 1-6 people's education version, "Up and down five thousand years" pinyin color version, and ...... Constitution of the People's Republic of China. ”