"Why? It's nothing, I can say it directly, but I just won't tell you, it's just fun! ”

Lin Mu looked at the female sword fairy with a puzzled expression depressedly.

He really took it.

If you want to change to an ordinary woman who is a little normal, he hints like this, no, it's basically all kinds of explicit, how can she understand, right?

But Mo Jun, a big straight girl, just doesn't understand!

Lin Mu actually thought about this problem last night, probably because Mo Jun had been practicing on Shu Mountain since he was a child, and he had never been in contact with anyone except his master and senior brothers and sisters.

Even if you have practiced once, the time is too short, and there are too few people you have met, so you basically don't have much experience.

After returning to Shushan, he entered the kind of cultivation environment where information was closed.

Now, that is the kind of person who has even gone out since he was a child, does not go online or watch TV, and stays at home all day to practice qigong.

And her master and brother are almost all such people, who don't care about the world, and are dedicated to seeking the Tao, or they don't care about all kinds of trivialities in the world.

In such a growth environment, although Mo Jun has practiced a Taoist method, his cognition of human feelings and sophistication is basically zero.

Not to mention the already complicated romance and love.

Based on this analysis, Lin Mu felt that if he followed the routine of pursuing ordinary girls, he would confess directly if he had some good feelings.

Estimation doesn't work.

Just like now, when he said this, he almost knelt down to hand over the ring.

But the female sword fairy is obviously not on the same channel as him.

In this case, the only way is to keep brushing her good feelings and let her get used to being around.

When the goodwill changes from quantitative to qualitative, when she finds that she can't live without herself, it is a matter of course.

This is called slow-fire porridge, and when the heat is ready, it will naturally become.

Of course, this is a test of patience.

But Lin Mu is very confident, after all, he has even thought of the name of the second child, what is this patience?

"Play? Is it a joke? ”

Mo Jun saw that he looked like a hanger, and remembered that this thief had never been very serious.

"Yes, it's just fun, you can play with me too."

Lin Mu smiled, took the female sword fairy's tender little hand and walked forward slowly.

Mo Jun looked down at his hand, looked up at the thief again, and said coldly:

"I don't want to play with you, I want to hit you."

"It's okay, come, fight, remember that you can only use the power of an ordinary woman."

Lin Mu is also a dead pig, not afraid of boiling water, so he leaned his face over.

"After today, I will settle accounts with you."

Mo Jun was almost slapped in the face by him, and he ducked back, his eyes were cold and almost frozen.

But looking at the thief's hippie smiling face, although I was angry, I didn't have the resentment and contempt that I wanted to kill with a sword when facing the little ones before.

I just felt that my body was inexplicably hot, and the palms of the hands he was holding were sweating.

"Is it hot?"

But the thief came over and asked.

“……”

Mo Jun didn't overturn him and ignored him.

"There is air conditioning in the store, don't guard the fish pond outside today, blow the air conditioning in the store."

"Air conditioning?"

"It's an artifact that allows us to hold hands, but our palms won't sweat."

"An artifact made for holding hands without sweating? Why are worldly people so boring? ”

"It's not boring, it's life, right?"

……

……

"I'm almost hungry, why haven't Luo Xi and Xiao Mengmeng come back yet? Forget it, let's look at my Zhouzhou's muscles for a while. ”

In dormitory 303 of the girls' dormitory, Lin Miaomiao lay on the bed, touched her cooing belly, turned over, picked up her mobile phone, and began to use idol's abdominal muscles to satisfy her hunger.

Bang!

The bedroom door was pushed open, and Xia Luoxi rushed in, without saying a word, she threw herself directly on the bed under her bunk, covering her head with a quilt, revealing only a pair of long legs that kept kicking.

Lin Miaomiao and Guo Xiaoyan were both startled, looking at each other, not knowing what was going on.

Zhang Mengyan also walked into the dormitory, looked at Xia Luoxi who threw herself into the quilt, and sighed, with regret and a hint of ...... on her face Excited.

"What's the matter, Luo Xi, what's wrong with you?"

Lin Miaomiao climbed down from the top bunk, sat on the edge of Xia Luoxi's bed, and patted her calves, while Xia Luoxi kicked her legs desperately, making a sound in the quilt.

"What's the matter? Didn't you two go out to buy noodles? Got a hooligan? ”

Guo Xiaoyan, who was the most sleepy, also climbed out of bed and was going to lift Xia Luoxi's quilt, and then this little girl was there again.

Guo Xiaoyan is the oldest in this dormitory, although she is usually quite unreliable, but now that she sees that something is obviously wrong, she hurriedly asked Zhang Mengyan who went out with Xia Luoxi.

"Luo Xi, she ...... Lost in love. ”

Zhang Mengyan looked at Lin Miaomiao and added:

"It's all your brother's fault."

"My brother?" Lin Miaomiao was puzzled.

"Your brother has a girlfriend, don't you know?"

Zhang Mengyan thought that the fairy sister was "ruined" by Lin Miaomiao's brother, and somehow she was also a little depressed.

"My brother has a girlfriend? Cut, what a possibility! ”

Lin Miaomiao sneered and waved her hand: "I'm my brother's dearest sister, he will definitely be the first to tell me if he has a girlfriend, are you mistaken?" ”

Zhang Mengyan looked at Lin Miaomiao and said sympathetically: "It seems that you are not your brother's dearest person." ”

"What do you mean, Little Mengmeng?" Lin Miaomiao was unhappy.

"Why does Brother Lin Mu like such a woman? Why don't you like me? Isn't it just prettier than me? What's the big deal! I don't like him anymore! ”

Xia Luoxi lifted the quilt suddenly, tears and snot smeared on her face, and even some of them stuck to her hair, crying bitterly and gritting her teeth.

"You're not going to really meet my brother, are you?"

Lin Miaomiao looked at the two of them in a daze, and Guo Xiaoyan also had an excited expression on her face, wow, it seems that there are really big melons!

"Woooooo

Xia Luoxi put her head under the quilt again.

Zhang Mengyan said helplessly: "We met your brother at that beef noodle stall, and the fairy sister, the fairy sister is your brother's girlfriend." ”

"What fairy sister, what do you say?"

Lin Miaomiao frowned.

"That's what I told you yesterday, the fairy I saw at the noodle stall! No, that's her! ”

Zhang Mengyan took out her mobile phone and pulled up the photo of Mo Jun secretly taken yesterday and showed it to the two of them.

Lin Miaomiao and Guo Xiaoyan saw this photo yesterday, and they were deeply impressed by Mo Jun, and when they looked at it again, they were not only amazed, but also shocked.

Especially Lin Miaomiao, for some reason, she suddenly remembered what Lin Mu said to her on the phone yesterday: "I found you an immortal sister-in-law." ”

"I'm Gan! With this appearance and temperament, it really doesn't seem to get old...... Oh no, how did my brother find a sister-in-law who is younger than me?! ”