Chapter 125: The Female Sword Fairy Actually Loves to Watch Dog-Blood Idol Dramas?
"Mo Zhihe, there is something wrong with your mind."
"What's the problem?"
"So, I'll give you an example, what would you do if you saw me being beaten?"
"I'll kill him!"
"No, no, no matter what, you can't kill you, it's going to be a big problem!"
"Whoever beats you anyway, I'll kill him!"
"What if my parents beat me?"
"Then naturally if you are not filial, I will beat you."
“...... Let me give you another example, what if someone hits me on impulse because I accidentally did something wrong? ”
"Then I'll kill him first, and then ask why."
Mo Jun's crisp voice sounded in Lin Mu's ears, he couldn't help but look sideways at her, Mo Jun was also looking at him, his eyes were a little evasive, but his expression was still very firm.
"Zhihe ......"
Lin Mu was a little moved, and couldn't help but approach Mo Jun.
Mo Jun flashed to the other end of the couch with a swish, raised his hands to his chest as a defensive gesture, and said in a panic like a weak woman:
"Y-What do you want to do?"
Lin Mu couldn't cry or laugh, and beckoned to her: "Let's not do anything, let's continue to watch movies, okay?" ”
Mo Jun nodded and moved over slowly, but still kept a certain distance from him.
The two continued to watch the movie.
When the lights are lit on the road outside the window, this "Superman v Batman" is finally over.
Lin Mu still didn't want to give up the treatment, and asked Mo Jun, "Let's talk about your feelings now." ”
Mo Jun immediately said: "Why is that woman so shameless, and she is unclothed in the fight?" ”
"Who are you talking about?" Lin Mu was stunned for a moment, and then reacted: "Wonder Woman? ”
Mo Jun nodded, his face full of righteous indignation, obviously extremely shameless about Wonder Woman's "shameless" dress.
"You haven't seen the point for a long time." Lin Mu covered his forehead speechlessly.
"Forget it, let's watch the TV series."
Lin Mu chose an urban romance drama.
If safety education fails, then let's enlighten the whole emotion.
Lin Mu rarely watches this type of drama, so he chose one casually.
I didn't expect the sky to be thunderous as soon as it came out, and the first episode can be called a bloody book.
The female protagonist fell, the male protagonist helped her, and the two happened to be mouth-to-mouth.
The male and female protagonists took the elevator, the elevator broke down, and the female protagonist was afraid of the dark and screamed and hid in the arms of the male protagonist.
The male protagonist went to the wrong locker room, and he happened to see the female protagonist changing clothes......
In short, all kinds of dog blood, Lin Mu wanted to vomit when he saw it.
He was about to change it, but he saw that Mo Jun was watching it very seriously, especially the scene where the heroine happened to kiss the male protagonist when she fell.
Mo Jun's eyes widened, his mouth open, and he couldn't take his eyes off it, his hands pinched the corners of his clothes tightly, and even his toes were tense.
When the male and female protagonists' lips parted, she breathed a sigh of relief and leaned softly on the sofa.
Seeing Lin Mu looking at him, Mo Jun's face turned red, and he said in shame:
"Look at me beating you again!"
"Cut, it's not like I haven't beaten before."
Lin Mu pointed to the corners of his slightly swollen mouth and turned his head away disdainfully.
Mo Jun bit his lip, looking angry and guilty, and opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something.
At this time, the second episode of the bloody drama began, and sure enough, it was the opening lightning strike again, this time the female protagonist went to the wrong bathroom and saw the male protagonist in the bath.
The female protagonist screamed, but her eyes stared straight at the male protagonist's chest muscles, and the male protagonist walked up to the female protagonist to show his figure, greasy.
Mo Jun immediately covered his eyes.
"Why don't we change it?"
Lin Mu asked.
"No, no."
Mo Jun shook his head, covered his eyes and asked:
"Are they dressed?"
Lin Mu looked at the TV screen: "It's dressed." ”
Mo Jun put down his hand and continued to watch TV.
The next is still full of blood, and the male and female protagonists kissed at least twice and hugged three times in this episode because of various coincidences.
Lin Mu felt that if it weren't for the audience watching, they would be able to do it directly.
It's just that Mo Jun looks very attentive, every time the male and female protagonists hug and kiss, she is very nervous, her face is flushed, her apricot eyes are round, and she seems to be working harder than the male and female protagonists.
"Is it pretty?"
Lin Mu asked in a low voice beside him.
Mo Jun nodded while watching intently.
Lin Mu was speechless.
Could it be that the female sword fairy is also like those little girls, like watching this kind of bloody love drama?
Finally stayed up until the end of the second episode, Lin Mu looked at the time: "It's not early, you haven't taken a bath yet." ”
Mo Jun turned his head to look at him, "I still want to see it." ”
Lin Mu was stunned for a moment, he didn't want Mo Jun to be led astray by these bloody and brainless dramas.
But seeing the pleading expression on her small melon seed face, he really couldn't refuse.
had to show her the third episode, and then got up and said:
"Then I'll go to sleep first."
He really can't stand this kind of sand sculpture drama.
"Don't go."
Mo Jun suddenly stopped him, and his apricot eyes were watery.
"I'm alone, I don't dare to look at it."
"This is not a horror movie, what is there not to watch?" The forest is puzzled.
"You are not allowed to go!"
"Oh."
Lin Mu sat down helplessly and continued to watch with her.
I have to say that the core of this drama is actually quite clear, that is, the bloody thunder, the third episode is even worse than the first two episodes, and the people who are thundered are almost numb.
And Mo Jun watched it even more energetically, when the male and female protagonists accidentally fell on the bed and hugged each other, her fists were hard.
When the male protagonist was forced to pretend to be a saint at a critical moment, and when he threw down the female protagonist and ran away, Mo Jun's fists clenched tighter, and the green tendons on the back of his white hands burst out.
Lin Mu suddenly asked beside him, "Do you want these two people to continue, or don't you want to?" ”
Mo Jun said without thinking: "If a lover eventually becomes a family, it is naturally hopeful." ”
Then when he felt Lin Mu's strange gaze, he reacted and quickly explained:
"I don't want to see that shameless thing!"
"It's okay, I was quite excited when I watched this kind of romance drama for the first time."
Lin Mu smiled in understanding.
"I'm not looking!"
Mo Jun got up and swooped into the bedroom, slamming the door shut.
"Zhihe, you haven't taken a bath yet!"
Lin Mu shouted outside.
"Shut up!"
The voice of the female sword fairy was embarrassed from inside.
"Then I'm going to take a shower, you rest early."
Lin Mu shook his head and turned off the TV.
"Your mouth, be careful not to get wet."
Mo Jun's voice came from the bedroom, and Mo Jun rubbed medicine on the corner of his mouth in the store.
"Got it."
Lin Mu agreed with a smile and went into the bathroom humming a little tune.
In the bedroom, Mo Jun sat on the bed with his face covered, and his mind was full of the various "shameless" actions of the male and female protagonists in the TV series just now.
"Why do they put their mouths together, is this what lovers have to do?"
Mo Jun raised his hand and touched his rosy lips, and he didn't know what he thought, and his white ears were red.