Ma Yiming is a doomsday zombie fan, he bought a bow and crossbow at home, purely as an ornament, where did he know that he would run into the law!

Or Dong's bodyguard was a little older, and asked the policeman: "How do you say the word 'carry'?" ”

The implication is that we kept this crossbow at home and didn't take it out, so it's not a crime.

The police officer is not a vegetarian either, looking at the couch full of holes, "You won't shoot people with this, will you?" ”

"No, no, how could that be." Dong bodyguard replied instead of the second ancestor.

"And what's the deal with these crossbow arrows?"

There were quite a few crossbow arrows left in the living room, and in addition to those stuck on the sofa, many fell on the ground and poked at the door.

Liu Qingqing's gaze swept over Ma Yiming's good-looking face, he was athletic, and he was wearing the kind coat of Dong Bodyguard, which was actually very ill-fitting.

Because Dong's bodyguard is one size smaller than Ma Yiming, his coat is naturally one size smaller.

The coat of the smaller one looks very cramped on the larger Ma Yiming.

Strange and pitiful.

Thinking of this good-looking Ma Yiming lying for himself, it is already a great kindness. Liu Qingqing hurriedly said: "He didn't shoot it." "It's just that the police get to the bottom of it." So who did it? ”

Liu Qingqing wanted to say "Orange Monster", but when she thought that Gu Xiaomo was now wearing a yellow T-shirt of the "suspect", she couldn't help it.

"Probably------ presumably him? -------" she held out a finger and swung it around in front of her.

Point soldiers, small soldiers, generals, generals, radish generals.

In the end, he was indeterminate and hit Dong's bodyguard.

Bodyguard Dong gasped, grinned with teeth, and his expression was rich, how did this disaster flow to me?

But he was loyal to the Lord, and after being stunned for a moment, he immediately admitted, "Yes, yes, I trained with Xue's bodyguards." ”

Dong's bodyguard seems to be afraid of loneliness, and he pulls a cushion when he is dying.

Xue bodyguard? At this critical juncture, Xue's bodyguards couldn't lose their temper, and admitted one after another, "As bodyguards, we are facing invisible enemies, and there are often unexpected situations, so we have to train more when we are fine!" ”

Lying doesn't make drafts, that's what it says.

Nima is a group of human spirits.

The police officer knew that these people were unreliable, but the young general he brought searched around the villa, but he didn't find any reason, but just took down a "moon-chasing crossbow" from the corridor on the second floor.

The officer took it and looked at it, his face indignant.

As a police officer of the Great Xia Kingdom, I have never carried a lethal weapon! You are a second ancestor!

The officer shook the crossbow in his hand and said, "This, confiscation!" ”

"Oh, good!" Ma Yiming casually agreed, a crossbow machine, he didn't care about it, he was tired of it anyway, let's play something else!

"Possession of a controlled crossbow machine, a verbal warning, and a fine of five hundred."

Five hundred?

It's too small, and the police wanted to punish him a little more.

No way, this is already the maximum limit of fines stipulated by the law.

When Ma Yiming heard that the punishment was so light, he was immediately relieved.

It's just that he, the second ancestor star, basically doesn't bring cash, and although the money is small, he can't even take it out.

Ma Yiming took out his mobile phone and asked cutely: "That, is it okay to scan the code V letter payment?" ”

The officer gave him a blank look.

Ma Yiming automatically realized, "Oh, no? ”

Dong bodyguard patted the horse and said: "I have this, I have this." ”

A touch of your pocket, huh? What about my pocket?

It's not uncommon for money to be gone, not even in pockets!

Only then did he remember that his coat and the pockets of his coat were draped on Ma Yiming.

So Dong Bodyguard ------ stretched out his hand, took out the coat ------ Ma Yiming's body, and took out five hundred yuan.

This operation is so sassy-----

Dong Bodyguard and Ma Yiming both had a trouble.

The police officer glanced at Ma Yiming again: "Actually, it's okay to scan the code!" ”

Ma Yiming, a handsome big star, almost vomited blood and fell.

The police officer calmly issued a ticket and collected the fine.

The young general who followed collected all the crossbow arrows scattered in the living room, and together with the crossbow machine, found a bag to put it in.

"Well, you didn't see the monster in yellow?"

"No------ no------ right" Ma Yiming shook his head hesitantly, the monster in yellow clothes didn't see it, but there was a funny young man in yellow clothes.

"What about you? Have you seen it? The officers asked one by one.

Dong Bodyguard, Xue Bodyguard, Liu Qingqing, Gu Xiaomo, shook their heads, denied, the four of them were unusually unified.

"Very well," the officer approving, "you all have a correct view of science, and you are not superstitious at all." So did you see anything out of the ordinary? ”

"This one has!" The fast-talking Dong bodyguard said, "We heard a strange noise in the yard and went to the window to take a look, but a heat wave hit, and all three of us fainted." ”

"Yes! Luckily, you have a miracle doctor here, and she saved you, right? ”

"Yes----- right-------" Ma Yiming involuntarily covered his mouth with his right hand, feeling that there was a spicy feeling of being raped in his mouth.

The officer said, "You're lucky. ”

Lucky ghost! Ma Yiming's pale face was stained with a strange flush.

"I'll take a look when the monitor is called up!" The police officer has a new trick.

"Huh?!" At this moment, the five of them screamed together.

"Ahh I don't say anything about it, but I know you must have that ghostly look.

yes, this is big!

Liu Qingqing was afraid that the whereabouts of the orange monster would be exposed, and it might trigger a frenzy of searching for aliens on the earth, and he would be hit by the "Guardians of the Universe".

What's worse is that she's a seal, and if this news leaks out, it will attract aliens to chase and kill them frantically, right?

Not to mention this fantasy, from a realistic level, she still wants to graduate and become a doctor in peace!

Ma Yiming was somewhat worried about Liu Qingqing and the two breaking into the house, after all, he had already lied, in case the surveillance proved that he was lying------

The most important thing is that Ma Yiming is afraid that this incident will make too much trouble, which will damage his image as a big star and affect his star career.

His father had to clean him up.

Dong and Xue bodyguards don't matter, but if the big star Ma Yiming suffers any damage, the careers of the two of their bodyguards will come to an abrupt end.

This is called the interdependence of lips and teeth, and one is lost.

Gu Xiaomo is very willing to share his "cosmic signal" - that is, the novel, will he become a novelist of tomorrow, popular through half the sky, haha!

Then again, this has to be able to get past his mother first.

Each of the four has a ghost.

Ma Yiming looked left and right at him, "After I fainted, I was in a daze as if I heard some strange sound------

"Look at the surveillance," the officer muttered to himself, "the surveillance of several other homes is broken, I don't know if it's a coincidence, or if it's been disturbed by an anomaly-------

Liu Qingqing's ears were pointed, and he suddenly found an excuse, "Yes, yes, our monitoring is also broken." ”

Ma Yiming followed: "Well, well, it's broken, our monitoring is broken." ”

"Take a look, take a look." The police officers did not give up.

Ma Yiming gave Dong Bodyguard a look, you can experience it yourself.

Dong's bodyguard went to the study to move the computer.

The police officer and his junior seemed to be afraid that he would make a small move, and immediately followed.

In fact, before the police came, Ma Yiming and they were tinkering with the computer.

Dong's bodyguard crackled and pressed a few times on the computer, but the computer did not respond at all.

"I can't help it."

"It's strange, the surveillance of other people's homes can still be powered on, but the image is not recorded, a snowflake." The police officer was puzzled, but finally gave up.

"It's windy outside, so it's probably a transient electromagnetic anomaly." The police officer walked out with the young generals, "Then we will go, if there is anything abnormal, you can call the police again." ”

"Good, good!" Ma Yiming's 27-year cultivation sent the police officer and his party out of the living room, through the garden, until they were sent to the gate, and watched the group get into the police car.

The police car drove away.

Ma Yiming breathed a sigh of relief.

Liu Qingqing and Gu Xiaomo took the opportunity to say goodbye.

Ma Yiming saw that the police officer had left, and his original form was revealed, so he directly grabbed Liu Qingqing's back collar and dragged her into the living room.

"What for! What do you want? She waved her fist, but Ma Yiming was behind her, and she couldn't hit him all at once.

saw that Gu Xiaomo was also brought back by two security guards.

"What? You two made my house like this, and you just patted your ass and wanted to leave? ”

Does this man want to be lynched? Liu Qingqing thought worriedly.

In desperation, she twisted her waist like a fish, broke free from Ma Yiming's control, and stood back against the wall, her arms intersecting to protect her chest.

"Don't mess around! Lynching is against the law, you know! ”