Chapter 669: I'll buy you a planet to use as a graveyard
Lu Heng couldn't help laughing even more happily, waving his hand at the clown, trying to make himself laugh less perverted: "That...... Joker, I'll tell you the truth, in fact, those toxins of yours have been completely broken down by me, and they have now become ...... A fart. ”
"What?"
The clown was momentarily stunned.
He knew how powerful the toxin was, and normal people would die instantly if they touched it.
Even the Joker had done an experiment before, where he put that toxin in front of an ordinary person and didn't let him touch it at all.
But a terrifying scene appeared, and the ordinary person just glanced at those toxins and died on the spot!
However, the current Lu Heng did not have anything, but said that he had completely broken them down.
It also became...... A fart?
No matter how crazy the clown is, he can't help but be completely stunned.
"Joker, do you want to smell it?" Lu Heng raised his eyebrows and smiled evilly, "But I also want to know what happened to those toxins of yours." ”
Speaking of this, the clown suddenly came to the spirit: "Me? I'm not stupid, of course I have an antidote! ”
"Yes, yes, worthy of being my friend." Lu Heng bowed his head slightly and said with a casual smile.
But he found that after he said this, the clown's fist slowly loosened.
He looked at Lu Heng and muttered, "You...... Are you really willing to be my friend? ”
Lu Heng did not answer, but carefully observed the clown.
He clearly saw that the terrifying dagger in the clown's hand had fallen to the ground, and even the aura on his body had begun to dissipate, as if he had been out of battle.
Even, the clown's eyes no longer look at himself, but look at the ground as if he was a little shy.
Lu Heng couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth slightly.
This guy, don't you want to fight?
Looking at this situation, it seems that this is really the case!
Of course, that's for everyone else.
If you change anyone, because of the previous sentence, coupled with the Joker's current performance, you may really think that the Joker wants to turn enemies into friends.
But Lu Heng wouldn't believe him.
Even if he is now defenseless against himself, and even the weapon in his hand has been lost, but with the experience of the past, Lu Heng only thinks that this guy is
What kind of intrigue is playing.
So Lu Heng didn't say anything at all, and took half a step back vigilantly and raised the stall sign.
It's just that the clown is still like this, looking at the ground and saying, "Lu Heng, are you willing to be my friend?" ”
……
There was no sound around.
Those servants naturally didn't dare to say more, and Lu Heng didn't answer his interest.
After all, who wants to be friends with someone who always wants to kill them?
But the clown was like someone had pressed the pause button, and after finishing speaking, he stared at Lu Heng like that, no longer making any movements, and no longer speaking.
The whole scene fell silent in an instant.
Lu Heng even thought that this guy was talking to himself on the surface, but in fact, he was diverting his attention and attacking Isabella.
He couldn't help but glance at Isabella, only to find that she was sitting quietly on the ground dismantling the dark matter.
At this moment, Isabella's eyes were closed, and her face looked much better than before.
But Lu Heng still cautiously asked in the communicator in his mind: "Isabella, are you okay?" ”
"Master rest assured, the holy light can resist these dark matter, and it will soon be completely decomposed." Isabella bowed her head slightly and said confidently to Lu Heng.
Lu Heng was a little relieved now.
Looking at the clown, he was really a little puzzled.
What the hell does this guy think, is it possible, is he waiting for his answer? If he doesn't speak, he's been here as a wooden man all along?
So Lu Heng nodded tentatively: "I am willing." ”
"Great! Thank you! ”
Unexpectedly, the clown, who was silent just now, suddenly jumped up excitedly.
The smile on his face told Lu Heng that this guy was probably sincerely happy!
But then, the clown's face darkened.
He looked up at the sky and sighed with an unhappy face: "It's a pity that I have accepted the task, even if you are my friend, I will kill you, forget it." ”
Turning his gaze back to Lu Heng's face, the clown smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Since you are already my friend, but I must also kill you, then I promise to let your girl go, and I will buy a planet for you alone as your eternal graveyard, rest assured, Lu Heng, I will go to see you often." ”
"I'm ......"
Lu Heng was completely speechless.
In fact, in his vision, this guy probably wanted to pretend to be his friend, and then take the opportunity to sneak up on him.
Unexpectedly, the clown actually said that!
If you are a friend, you still have to resolutely kill yourself, so what is the point of this friend doing it or not!
Lu Heng, who was a little angry, couldn't help blurting out: "Are you kidding me?" ”
But the clown shook his head frantically: "No, no, no, I didn't fool you, I don't have many friends...... This...... Well, I don't have friends at all, and no one wants to be friends with me, you're the first, how can I fool you, I'm ......"
"The Ronin Who Started from Douluo"
"Come on, then let me buy you a cemetery." Lu Heng rolled his eyes and directly held up the stall sign.
At this point, Lu Heng is too lazy to talk nonsense with this guy.
However, the clown's expression became extremely anxious, and he hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Lu Heng, you believe me, I have my own reasons for killing you, can you forgive me?" ”
Lu Heng couldn't help but be stunned.
Forgive you?
What does it mean? You killed me, and I have to forgive you?
What kind of logic is this?
Lu Heng really didn't want to say anything more, he just wanted to kill the guy in front of him quickly, and walked over with the stall sign.
"Lu Heng!"
But the clown shouted again: "I promise you, after you die, I will bury you, how about it?" ”
Lu Heng snorted disdainfully, and his footsteps didn't stop at all: "Funeral? What's the use of me asking for those things, why don't you die yourself and bury me with you. ”
"I'm talking about my burial." The clown winked sincerely, "Who let ...... We're friends. ”
"Ah......h
Lu Heng glanced at the clown with some embarrassment.
Good guy, this guy can catch up with the Oscar, he can even say this kind of thing, and with his expression, people who don't know will really be deceived by him.
But fortunately, Lu Heng already knew that this guy was a madman who killed people without blinking, so it was impossible to believe him at all.
Seeing that Lu Heng was still walking towards him, the clown was also a little anxious, and hurriedly shouted, "Stop!" I don't want to kill you now, you stop, I'll tell you why I have to kill you! ”