Chapter 67: The Meat Jar
What caught my eye was the cloth bag that the master had given me, at the beginning, I simply put these things away, and the rest of the large items were not taken out, and at this moment, they became my last straw.
I excitedly dragged the bag out, patted off the thin ash, and quickly rummaged through it, but after looking for a long time, I only found a Sanqing Bell, which was the only magic weapon I could carry with me.
It's better than nothing, it's better to have than nothing, I put these three clear bells in my bag, and brought some talismans, this is all my equipment. On the other hand, Yu Lan stuffed a travel backpack to the brim, and it is estimated that there are bottles and cans inside.
And the worst thing is that I ignored a big thing - Liu Wujian didn't have an ID card.
In desperation, I had no choice but to let Liu Wujian hide in the divine seat, and I took it with me. Fortunately, the god seat is just a piece of red paper, and it is convenient to carry.
The reason why I did this was because I found that the place I was going to was far away in Qiannan, and Liao Po once told me that "the breeze is not but Shanhaiguan", and I have always kept this sentence in mind.
The reason why Di Xian'er can't pass Shanhaiguan is also simple - Jiuding Tiesha Mountain is in the territory of Liaodong.
After our simple preparations, the two of them and a god seat embarked on the journey again.
The train was horribly crowded, and we kept shuttling through the crowd with our bags on our backs, and finally found our place, only to find that someone had occupied it with an altar.
I was about to reach for it when the hand next to me, which had been dark, reached out at a very fast speed and violently bounced my hand away.
I looked back at him, and it was the same person sitting diagonally behind me, a man who couldn't tell the difference between man and woman. He wore a huge mask, a scarf around his neck, a khaki cowboy hat on his head, and a pair of eyes staring at me under the brim.
He hit me this time, and he also gave me a lot of anger, can you still be so reasonable when you occupy a seat?
I didn't hesitate, and reached for his jar again, but he stood up suddenly, and pressed the jar with both hands.
I said, "Hey! Thou shou, this is my seat. ”
He shook his head and said in a thick northern Shaanxi accent: "I'll give you money, you give me this one." ”
Without waiting for me to speak, Yu Lan was not happy at first.
Yu Lan said dissatisfiedly: "Nearly two days away, you let us stand?" So, I'll give you double the money, and you give me your seat, what's the matter? ”
The man hesitated, didn't say anything, but put the swarthy hand into his arms and pulled out a sweat-stained ticket.
He took the crumpled ticket and said, "You have to be the talker, I'll give it to you." ”
This person played a trick and planned it, Yu Lan wanted to choke him with words, but he didn't expect that people would climb along the pole.
Yu Lan was a little difficult to ride a tiger at the moment, she didn't expect this person to be able to play such a game, her eyes for help swept over me, I was angry and wanted to laugh.
Looking at the ticket held up by this person in mid-air, I didn't answer, but said: "I don't want your money, I don't want your ticket, I want this seat, don't be so axial." ”
The man shook his head stubbornly and said, "I don't want to sit, okay." If you don't sit on this altar, you can't do it. ”
I clutched my head and said, "Then aren't you going to stand up and be done?" ”
"It's giving me money!"
This is a proper start headwind, and it's enough to fuck up when you go out and run into such a messy master. My temper also came up, and I directly invited the police.
This is a completely crushing lawsuit, no surprise, I successfully got my seat back, and this person really put the jar on his seat, and squatted next to him stubbornly.
I'm not very angry with this person, but curiosity is real.
I looked him up and down, looking at his outfit, I looked hot, and he seemed to be cold, and even put his sleeves together.
I watched it for a long time and whispered, "Why don't you sit down for a while?" ”
"Get out of the ball." The man scolded me impatiently.
Hey! You dog bites Lu Dongbin.
I was about to open my mouth to theorize, but I was grabbed by Yu Lan.
Yu Lan said softly: "When you go out, more things are better than less, it has nothing to do with us." ”
I still want to say something, Yu Lan said with a look of worldliness: "It's going to rain, my mother is going to get married, let him go." ”
After saying that, she patted my hand and began to close her eyes and recuperate.
I snorted softly through my nose, ignoring the man across from me.
In a short time, I fell asleep to the sound of the train, but the train braked sharply and long, causing the whole carriage to shake violently.
As soon as I opened my eyes, the man's beloved jar was directly grunted into the ground and rolled far away. Finally, at the place of the carriage door, it stopped, stopped, but the jar also shattered......
As soon as the jar broke, a fishy smell instantly filled the entire carriage, and I was nauseated when I smelled it, and the man seemed to have no sense of taste, desperately hugging the things that had spilled out of the jar into his arms.
There was an elderly woman next to her, who spit out the melon seed skin in her mouth, and said with a disgusted face: "Oh, how can you bring pickled pork to the train." ”
The man stopped what he was doing, and said very unhappily: "Kai is pickled pork, and the whole family is cured meat!" ”
Looking at the posture of the woman swallowing melon seeds, she knew that she was not a good stubble, sure enough, the woman rolled her eyes hard, and began to strafe like a machine gun in her mouth, with her mother as the center and relatives as the radius, she scolded directly, anyway, the name that China can have at this time has an X relationship in her mouth, and the power of the saliva in the air and the residue of melon seeds mixed together made this person unable to raise her head, and after scolding for a long time, the woman finally became thirsty and stopped attacking.
And I looked at this man, and I felt a little pitiful, so I stood up without saying a word, and carried him into my seat. But who knows, when I dragged him, everything in his arms fell out.
Now, I saw what this pile of stuff was.
It's a pile of minced meat!
Looking at the pile of smelly minced meat in front of me, I quickly covered my mouth and nose.
But as soon as the man saw something fall out, he turned back to me and struck me with an uppercut, which caught me off guard.
Yu Lan's eyes were quick, and he grabbed me, who was a little dizzy, and kicked me directly in the chin.
This person was directly knocked to the ground by Yu Lan's kick, and he didn't move for a long time.
Hey, what I feared the most happened.
When the police heard the sound, they didn't talk nonsense, this is no longer a simple verbal conflict, this is a proper brawl, get off the car nearby, see you at the police station.
In this life, how many blessings should be enjoyed, how many disasters should be felt, there are counts, don't think about hiding, you can't dodge. For example, I didn't escape the disaster of prison.
When we arrived at the police station, the process that should be taken was completed, the transcript was completed, and we privately suspended it, and the matter was over.
But this person has not been released for a long time.
After a while, a large group of policemen went in directly and lifted people out, and even brought them in handcuffs.
I asked curiously, "Isn't it just a little fight?" Not really, right? ”
"This kid's package found some of the body's musculature." The policeman said solemnly.
What?
Yu Lan's face leaked a trace of disgust, she tugged at my sleeve and whispered, "That pile of minced meat...... It won't be, it's ......."
Speaking of this, she hesitated, and then said in disgust: "He also pickled? Vomit! ”
The policeman looked at me and said, "What do you mean?" Don't want to go? With him? ”
Yu Lan hurriedly took my hand and said, "Let's go, it's not something we can manage." ”
The train was speeding all the way, and as time passed, I was also so miserable by the dampness peculiar to the south that I felt like a layer of plastic sheeting.
Finally arrived at Guangui Mountain, this place is said to be a mountain, but in fact it is not a big township, surrounded by dense forests, according to the northeast, this place is a typical "two mountains and a ditch". As the name suggests, it is between two mountains, sandwiched out of this city.
According to the "Feng Shui Sutra", this kind of terrain should be long and avoid young, which roughly means that the life span of the old people in this place will not be too short, but it will not keep the young people.
If you are a good believer, you can observe that there are very few young people in many places where "two mountains and one ditch" are now.
But the master said that many people who have not reached the end of their longevity have gone to the underworld to report the Tao, which is very contrary to common sense.
Yu Lan and I traveled all the way and finally found the bus station hidden in a bunch of bungalows, only to find that there was only one bus a day to Yujia Village.
In desperation, I will find a place to settle down first, but in this place, where is there a hotel?
Yu Lan said helplessly: "I guess, there are no outsiders in this place." ”
After a sharp toss, the two of us stood in front of a plaque that could no longer see the color of the second section building, this place is the only guest house in Guan Guishan.
However, the tiles on the exterior wall of this guest house have begun to peel off, the rust of the plaque has seeped into the tiles, and there is a patch of weeds around it......