Chapter 121: The Great West Chamber (I)
"The black spot in the person is gone and never returned" is the content of the "Hexagram Theory", relatively speaking, it is more intuitive to look at the person than to look at the Yin Hall.
The so-called black Yintang does not refer to the color, but the Taoist "qi", which ordinary people can't see, so it is easy to be scared by some charlatans.
And the black dots that grow in the middle and upper of the person are visible to everyone, and if this thing doesn't grow, it will not be long!
This is something of common sense, but why does this Taoist priest turn a blind eye to this?
The Taoist priest closed his eyes lightly and said loudly: "Poor Dao will invite Sanqing again today to drive away the suffering of the world." ”
After speaking, he crossed his legs, sat on the ground, and read the scriptures softly in his mouth, at first glance, there was nothing abnormal.
But the more I listened to it, the more wrong it became, this thing he sang didn't seem to be a Taoist scripture?
Whether it is a Taoist sutra or a Buddhist sutra, when the practice is held, it is all sung, which means that this thing has a tune, and the tune is fixed.
It is said that when monks and Taoists chant scriptures, they can't hear what they are reciting, and this is because of the way they sing, it is inevitable that there will be a situation of "going out of tune".
On the other hand, this Taoist priest, he sings in a good way, and the words are not very clear, but he is not out of tune, he sings with his mouth half open, deliberately making the words vague!
I set my eyes on Yu Lan, and Yu Lan's face was also confused.
She whispered, "It's not the same as what you sing." ”
I frowned, shook my head, and said nothing, motioning to continue listening.
"My sister is embroidering a sachet in the room, embroidering all kinds of people in the West Chamber, and this side is embroidered with ......" I finally heard a finished word!
I opened my eyes sharply and sang down with him: "Miss Cui embroidered here, Zhang Xiucai embroidered on that side." ”
The Taoist priest's chanting voice stopped abruptly and looked back at me in a daze.
I looked at him and continued to sing: "Zhang Xiucai is so stupid, why don't you jump on this pink wall." ”
The Taoist priest said slowly, "How do you know how to preach? ”
I went up and kicked him directly on the shoulder, and scolded in my mouth: "I know Nima, you sing the big West Chamber to exorcise ghosts?" ”
The Taoist priest was not happy for a moment, patted the ash on his buttocks and stood up, and said angrily: "Do you understand what Taoism is?" ”
I said coldly: "If you cheat under the banner of Sanqing again, I will let you see the Dao Law now." ”
When this fake Taoist priest heard me say this, instead of flinching, he became even more arrogant: "You little kid, don't pull calves here, delay saving people, you can't eat and walk around!" ”
This kind of charlatan, I don't bother to talk nonsense with him, I pinch it with one hand, and recite the soul gathering spell in my mouth, I don't believe that the house has been deserted for so long, and there is no lonely ghost anymore!
In a moment, a few white-faced imps popped up, and I whispered, "Do me a favor and let him meet you." "This is the privilege of a Taoist priest, because there is a course in the compulsory course for Taoist priests, which is called: Ghost Control.
Of course, in their eyes, I am a dialogue with the air.
The fake Taoist priest is still stubborn: "You don't pretend to be a ghost there, you ......"
Before the words came out, endless fear appeared in his eyes, his whole body was like a sifting chaff, and he couldn't say anything, his hand kept pointing ahead, but his body was moving backwards vigorously, and a hot smell came to his face, good guy, this old boy was scared to pee.
I hurriedly sent these little ghosts away, and it would be troublesome to scare people out of their lives.
The fake Taoist priest sat on the ground, gasping for breath, I squatted down and asked mockingly, "What do you see?" What about your Taoism? ”
The false Taoist priest came to his senses, got up from the ground in a hurry, looked at me in great horror, and ran away.
Yu Lan snorted and laughed: "This guy is quite creative." ”
The second aunt's expression became very solemn, and she frowned and said, "This person is a liar?" ”
Hi! It's all about time, do you still need to think?
I asked, "Where did you know such a person?" ”
"It seems that he met Aunt Zhang dancing in the square, right?" The second aunt recalled.
Ho, is the Taoist priest's spare time life so rich?
The second aunt sat on the ground like a deflated ball, her eyes suddenly lost light, and she kept muttering to herself: "What can I do?" ”
I looked at each other tacitly, and the Dogs stepped forward and said comfortingly, "The one behind you is the real master." ”
The second aunt raised her head, looked at me, and said in disbelief: "I don't have an arm, can this be a master?" ”
I smiled awkwardly and said, "Don't look at the advertisement, look at the cure." ”
But after the second aunt experienced a deception, she was a little suspicious of me, and she didn't nod for a long time.