Chapter 195: Pretending to be a Pig and Eating a Tiger (I)
I looked at Xuan Hui, then at He Bei, and said, "Today is the big day of the Dao League, Xuan Hui is the owner, I can't embarrass him." That's all for today! Do things a little bit in the future, don't let people scold your parents! ”
Although this sound not salty or light, as soon as it comes to my parents, it becomes full of weight.
When He Bei heard this, he trembled with anger, pointed at me with one hand, and said tremblingly: "Okay, okay, you should be a bitch and set up an archway!" It's clearly the ghost you robbed and I caught, and now I'm pretending to be a good person here! ”
Hey, some people just don't know how to give a step and go down. Borrowing a donkey from the slope, I don't understand such a simple truth.
I'll admit, I did steal something from him, but water has a source, trees have roots, and there is always a beginning to this, right?
If you hadn't attacked me first, where would I have robbed you? You have caught dozens of newly dead ghosts like a conscience, and I didn't make it public to you, which is already my great benevolence.
Since you are shameless, I will not give it to you!
Just as I was about to shake this all out, a calm and open-minded male voice sounded in the audience: "What nonsense! ”
When I looked back, it was Yang Dingyan who stood up!
After the contact in the past two days, I only felt that Yang Dingyan's temper was as gentle as water, not anxious or irritable, giving people the feeling of a grandfather next door, and I never thought that this old man would also have anger.
Yang Dingyan stood up directly from the stool, walked onto the altar, looked at Xuan Hui, looked around again, and said loudly: "Poor Dao is willing to prove it for this little Taoist friend!" ”
As he spoke, he took out the small bottle he had given me from my arms and shook it around the audience.
Yang Dingyan said angrily: "This is what I gave to this little Taoist friend, and the ghost in it was caught by me when I saw him." ”
He Bei jumped over the wall and said, "When you went up the mountain, everyone handed over the magic weapons, why can you bring them in!" ”
Yang Dingyan was not annoyed, but calmly asked, "Let me ask you, isn't your Vajra Bell a magic weapon?" And how did you bring it in? ”
He Bei was still confidently saying: "I am a family token, and I have been with me since I was sixteen years old. Ju'an Guan also said that it will respect personal privacy. Look at the Taoist priests from the Tianshan Mountains sitting below, each with a saber hanging from his waist, why didn't he turn it in according to the controlled knife? ”
What He Bei said is a bit of truth, people in the Tianshan Mountains have used waist knives as national accessories since ancient times, which is people's folk culture, which is understandable.
But you have to say that the King Kong bell is your own token, which is a bit far-fetched compared with the folk characteristics of others.
Yang Dingyan turned a deaf ear to He Bei's words, and returned to ask, "What did you ask me just now?" ”
He Bei said one by one: "Let me ask you, why did you bring the magic weapon in. ”
Yang Dingyan patted his head and said with some annoyance: "Hey, I'm old, my brain is not easy to use." ”
Suddenly, Yang Dingyan looked at He Bei calmly, and said with an innocent face: "I didn't bring a magic weapon, who did?" Anyway, I didn't bring it, I have an accessory. ”
After a pause, Yang Dingyan continued: "Who said I can't bring accessories? ”
"Dressed in a green robe, how dare you wear jade accessories! Lawlessness! "He Bei is already like a mad dog at the moment, he wants to bite anyone who catches him.
Generally speaking, the cyan robe is worn by beginner mages, but it can also be worn by lay monks.
Everyone was attracted by the words of a few of us just now, and they didn't pay attention to who was wearing what clothes, and as soon as these words came out, the eyes of the audience focused on the cyan Taoist robe on Yang Dingyan's body.
At this time, the audience remembered that it was slightly noisy: "I only got started at such an age, what kind of big cloves of garlic did I come out to pack?" ”
"That's right, isn't this relying on the old to sell the old?"
The group of minions who didn't dare to speak up just now couldn't wait to show their loyalty with their foaming stars at this moment, and they were filled with righteous indignation, and that posture was as if Yang Dingyan had killed their parents.
Tsk, this group of people really know how to pinch persimmons, and they have to pick soft ones.