Chapter 107: You look so ugly
"My lord, when will my subordinates take action?"
The old and ethereal voice sounded, and Zhang Hengye tilted his head sideways, as if he was carefully distinguishing something with his ears.
After a few seconds of silence, Zhang Hengye slowly opened his mouth: "This matter is not in a hurry, there are other things to deal with in this seat, and I will decide after discussing it with several other sect masters." ”
At this time, I leaned on Zhang Hengye's arms, looked up, and when he spoke, his appearance was extremely majestic, and this deep voice was incompatible with his own appearance.
"Yes."
The sound outside the door dissipated, and the lights came back on. I pushed Zhang Hengye away, wiped my face with my sleeve, and asked, "How long will this matter be postponed, can't it be solved quickly?" ”
Zhang Hengye took off his rubber gloves, sat in front of the computer, and replied: "If only it were as simple as you think, otherwise why would I raise a squeamish woman like you at home to eat and drink for nothing every day?" ”
"I ...... Am I squeamish? ”
"You're not squeamish, who's squeamish? Pick and choose when you eat, you have to eat the food made by Xu Shaohan for a while, and you have to eat the food I cook for a while, and you lose your temper and shake your face at every turn, am I easy? ”
"You...... You open it for me! Brush your bowl and go! ”
I dragged Zhang Hengye out of the chair and started a game.
Zhang Hengye left stupidly, and when he came back after brushing the dishes and chopsticks, I was using his account to play ranking.
"Nurse? Hit the mid laner? You're crazy, you! ”
Zhang Hengye was a little broken, he must have thought that I was deliberately dropping points for him, but in fact, my nurse is also very good at hitting the middle order.
A game played for half an hour, although my nurse's record was not bad, but the team battle had little effect, seeing that he lost several waves of team battles, Zhang Hengye resolutely said: "Back to the city, I sold the AP equipment and auxiliary equipment, and changed it to AD, this ADC output is not enough." ”
I looked at him in disbelief, but he insisted: "Believe me, there is still a chance to play this game." ”
"If you want to lose, you will lose......" I said, pouting.
"Lu Yanxi, what about your passion for e-sports? Are you just watching yourself lose a game that you have worked so hard for more than 30 minutes? It doesn't matter if I drop points, have you taken out a nurse to hit the mid laner until now a teammate has taunted you? Four teammates believe in you so much, you can't bear to pit them? ”
After hearing these words, my blood boiled instantly, and I went home and changed into an AD semi-meat suit.
After another ten minutes, my equipment became stronger, and I managed to lead my teammates to victory.
At the moment when the opposite base exploded, Zhang Hengye and I cheered at the same time:
"Yay!! Won!! ”
"Oh yes!!"
After turning off the game interface, Zhang Hengye's QQ rang a few times, and a user named Xuan Ye sent a few voice messages.
"Tsk, Xuanye, this is the girl I met in the supermarket! I listened to what she had to say. ”
After that, Zhang Hengye squeezed my hand holding the mouse and said, "No, you belong to snooping on other people's privacy!" ”
I glared at him and shook off her hand, a total of five voice messages, and the first one she started crying.
"Woo...... Brother Hengye, why, why do you do this to me. ”
"I know that I don't play the game as well as you, I will definitely work hard in the future, and I will never ask you to teach me math problems in the future......"
"I know you have feelings for me, otherwise why would you have taken me to so many games? You're with that old woman just to me off, aren't you......"
"Please don't do this, I'm really sad, I'm going to die of heartache...... Woohoo......"
"Are you really that ruthless? We've been through so much between us, have you forgotten......"
I looked at Zhang Hengye, his face was full of helplessness and embarrassment.
"Zhang Hengye, have you forgotten that other girls have experienced so much with you?" My wicked sneer.
"How can there be! I've just taken her to play two games, just two games, one more game I'm your grandson! And I've never taught her math, and we're two in the same class and only a handful of times we've met! ”
"What do you explain to me! I don't care! ”
With that, I pressed the record button and sent a message back to the girl.
"Little sister, don't cry, you must be very ugly when you cry and stalk! Right? Zhang Hengye? ”
"Yes, yes, ugly to death."
"Do you hear that? The lover of your dreams thinks so too, and besides, the two of us are going to sleep, please don't disturb our rest. ”
After the news was sent, Zhang Hengye's phone rang. I glanced at his phone, and there was no note on the screen, just a phone number.
"You didn't have it confiscated?" I asked.
"Huh? How do you know? The teacher gave it back to me again. Zhang Hengye replied.
The phone was still ringing, and I said, "Take it, I guess it's that Xuanxuan calling." ”
Zhang Hengye scratched his ears and said, "No, she doesn't know my mobile phone number!" ”
"You don't pick me up! Hmph, I'd like to hear what else this girl can think of to scold me. ”
I snatched his mobile phone and pressed the answer button, and said to the other end of the phone: "Hey, you're not finished, I said that Zhang Hengye and I are going to sleep, what are you still grinding and chirping!" ”
“……”
There was silence on the other end of the line for a while, and I continued, "Speak! Don't talk I'm hanging! ”
"Hey, don't hang up, I'm looking for Master Zhang, is he there?"
The voice from the other side of the door is actually a man? Find the master of the door...... Does that mean he's a man from the Gate of Eternal Life?
Embarrassed!
Zhang Hengye obviously heard the voice over there, and stretched out his hand to signal me to return the phone to him.
I pretended to rummage through my own phone and put it in his hand without any waves.
"Hey, what's wrong?" Zhang Hengye asked on the other end of the phone.
"Ahh Door Master! You're not, aren't you! Actually soaked in a girl? Oh, my God...... Still sleeping together...... My God......"
Zhang Hengye sighed and said angrily: "Tell me if you have something!" ”
"That's ......"
While they were talking, I slumped back into my room and went straight into the bathroom.
Just now it was really ...... It's so embarrassing! No, the word embarrassing is no longer enough to describe, it's simply embarrassing!
I stood in front of the bathroom mirror and looked up to see the extra pair of animal ears overhead. I shook my head left and right, and took a closer look, the pair of ears are not ugly, but a little cute, but there are animal ears and human ears, I always feel a little strange......
Reaching out and touching the ears, it was soft to the touch, smoother than ordinary cats. But it came too suddenly, and its owner tried to take it away, and my heart was still very resistant.