Chapter 599: Recoil Sting (I)
It's true that I'm from a poor background, but I haven't lived in a sheepfold with wind leaking on all sides, and I still have Yu Lan with me, she has never suffered this kind of crime!
I thought about it for a while and said, "I've arrived at your house, we don't need to run, we really can't live in this place, I have a tent in the car, I can sleep in a tent, right?" ”
The old shepherd thought for a moment and said coldly, "I'll watch you take it." ”
"Okay, okay, just if you're satisfied." With that, I went to the car and took the tent off and quickly stretched it out in the yard.
The old shepherd gave me a white look, said nothing, and went straight in.
I looked at Yu Lan who was sorting out my sleeping bag, my distress and guilt were intertwined, and I whispered: "If I didn't drive, I wouldn't have these things, let alone spend the night here for you." ”
Yu Lan said nonchalantly: "Hey! What's this. If you meet, you can't avoid it, you are a Taoist, you should know better than me, in the dark, there is a destiny. ”
"Besides, aren't you here to help me share the burden?" Yu Lan got into the tent and patted the sleeping bag vigorously: "Come, my sister will sleep with you in her arms." ”
I smiled helplessly and slipped into my sleeping bag.
The next day, I was woken up by a stench that pierced my heart, I quickly opened the sleeping bag, poked my head out, but it was still okay if I didn't come out, and the moment I opened the sleeping bag, I almost threw up.
Yu Lan was also disturbed by this smell, woke up in a daze, and sat in the tent and couldn't help retching.
"What does it smell like?" Yu Lan muttered.
When I went out of the tent, I saw that the old shepherd had a stump hanging from his body, and on each side of the spine hung a foul-smelling dung bucket, and from time to time the dung and urine splashed a splash of water, and all of them were scattered on the tent.
I couldn't help but shout: "Do you pay attention to others, what's the smell?" ”
"Is this your home or mine?" The old shepherd carried a dung bucket and slowly watered the vegetable patch outside the fence.
I was choked by him and didn't speak, and it took a long time before I said, "Okay, your family, you are reasonable." ”
"What time does the credit union open?" I asked, a little displeased.
The old shepherd didn't reply, and said, "It's still early, I'll call you later." ”
I sighed, let it go now, I just hope that this matter will pass sooner rather than later, and there will be nothing left to say. At this point, it was impossible to sleep again, so I simply moved my limbs and put the tent away.
On the other hand, Yu Lan didn't care too much, walked out of the yard, took a deep breath, and took a breath of mud and dung.
"The taste of nature." Yu Lan sighed with emotion.
But Yu Lan's nose twitched unconsciously, clearly betraying her, she was forcibly enduring the nausea, and wanted me to feel more relieved.
Yu Lan and I took the courtyard as the center, and walked slowly and leisurely around the neighborhood, chatting without a word, and suddenly, I stopped, and my eyes stayed on the wall opposite the old shepherd's house.
"What's wrong?" Yu Lan followed my gaze and asked puzzled.
Opposite the old shepherd's house is a row of relatively magnificent brick walls, and on this wall, a black and white gossip mirror is hung.
In fact, this is nothing, many families will hang a bronze mirror or gossip mirror in front of the door beam in order to block the evil, the key is that the gossip mirror is facing the main gate of the old shepherd! Although this old shepherd is not particularly popular, and his speech is not good, I still want to take care of it out of the basic professionalism of a Taoist priest.
Facing the gossip mirror at the door of someone else's house, this is called "backlash sting", to put it bluntly, it is to transfer your family's evil, customs clearance gossip mirror to someone else's house, and over time, something strange will definitely happen in this house. But I can't intervene directly in this kind of thing, so I can only tell the old shepherd the pros and cons and let him coordinate it himself.
When I told him about it, the old shepherd was full of disbelief, saying that it was impossible for the neighbors to do such a lack of virtue after decades of getting along with each other, and even bluntly said that I was changing the subject and did not want to compensate.
Yu Lan frowned as he listened, dragged me vigorously, and told me not to do much, and it would be better to leave quickly. That being said, but I ran into it, and I didn't care about it, and I felt uncomfortable, even if I was dealing with an unreasonable old man.
In the face of the old shepherd's questioning, I only asked one sentence: "Is there anything to raise at home?" ”
When the old shepherd heard this, he was stunned: "How do you know? ”