"A few years ago, Er Leizi and his daughter-in-law gave birth to a child, and they called me in the middle of the night, and I didn't think much about it, so I followed Er Leizi. As a result, I don't know what happened that day, I didn't use my strength well, so I clicked it and tore off the child's head. The woman's face was frightened and embarrassed.

Yu Lan's eyes widened after hearing this, and he asked loudly: "This is a medical accident, you are going to suffer a lawsuit!" ”

"Hey, I don't know what a lawsuit is, anyway, I took two bags of rice at the time, I returned it to others, and I got a few laying hens for Erleizi."

"That's it?"

"It's over, what else can I do? I can't give him another one. The said helplessly.

What kind of fallacy is this? How many laying hens can solve this problem? A feeling of being separated from the world burst out in an instant, how do I feel that we are not living in the same era?

Yu Lan was stunned for a long time and didn't say anything because of her words. I asked, "What's the point?" ”

"The point is, from then on, my hand was a little uncontrollable, especially when I delivered the baby, I would break my arm or something if I couldn't get it." The said with some self-reproach: "Before, there has never been such a situation, and I don't know what's wrong." ”

"Didn't you go find someone?" I asked. The sighed: "I've looked for Mr., and the only person in our village who can look at these things is Lao Li's head." ”

"He's Mr. Yin and Yang?"

"No, the one who sings the bamboo board book."

Good guy, your village is really talented, veterinarians are used as midwives, and those who sing bamboo board books are gentlemen, all of them are really versatile.

"I'm curious, what did you say after reading this bamboo board book?" I asked.

The woman thought for a while: "Just say that I will burn incense before giving birth in the future, and just chant and chatter." ”

I listened to it on the sidelines, and what the gentleman who sang the bamboo board book said had some truth, but it was not necessarily the right one. If a woman finds that she has a difficult birth when she gives birth, and the midwife does not dare to do it inexplicably, she will carry a handful of millet and a few sticks of incense to the door and burn it, and say goodbye to the imps around who cannot be reincarnated, and beg them not to make trouble. In general, this approach is useful.

But there are special cases, after burning incense several times, the midwife is still inexplicably flustered, so there is no need to bring incense at this time, find a married man in his own family, put on the scissors to cut the umbilical cord, walk outside the door, and insert the scissors upside down on the ground, and don't care about anything. But it was clear that what he said didn't do much for the. I touched my chin and continued, "Is there anything else strange besides what you said?" ”

"Often in the middle of the night, someone knocks on the door, as soon as the door is opened, there is nothing, Lao Li asked me to hang a gossip mirror on the door, I am afraid that one will not be used, so I will hang all four walls." The told me all about it.

"How's it going to be when you hang it up?"

"No, it's still like that."

I instantly made her a little speechless: "Then what are you hanging it for?" If you hurt others and yourself, you should withdraw quickly. ”

"It's better than nothing!"

I looked at her with a frown, and said seriously, "You have met me, I will do this for you." From now on, what do I say you will do? Okay? ”

The nodded vigorously, the horizontal flesh on her face shook greatly, and she hurriedly responded: "Okay, okay, you are a living bodhisattva!" "Okay, don't live Bodhisattva, now go back to your house, quickly take off the remaining mirrors, and I will chant in your courtyard at night." According to my past experience, this is not a tricky matter, and if you find a way to pay off the debt, it should be nothing.

I looked at Yu Lan: "Let's go, I have something to do." ”