Chapter 930: Stimulated
I don't want to comment on the character of a certain little queen, because it will only make us so tired that we vomit blood on the spot, and it is estimated that no one in the world can accurately describe that character that is not the ultimate specification, not even her relatives and friends. So, after a few encounters with Her Majesty the Queen, I developed a very good habit of pretending not to see anything she does, even if it is closely related to me. Otherwise, if you can't help but complain, you'll immediately find yourself in a whole new realm, where discipline, reserve, sanity, and normal worldview dissipate like snowflakes in the sun in the blink of an eye, and never to be recovered.
Besides, Emilina has become like this, and now I am full of black lines, screaming in the wind, rushing to the little blonde queen to find her, and it is useless to trouble. After all, the great god named Cecilia is said to have no antidote for his elixir, and he can only wait for the time of effect to pass by himself.
I now seriously doubt that Her Majesty did the same thing to her little friend back then, and may even accidentally play too much, so that Uncle Ilya directly emboldened her to bed, and then the two finally walked together because of this fait accompli.
To sum up, it is impossible to find Alicia to help solve the trouble we are currently experiencing, as the female devil, she will definitely drug me even more after I take the initiative to send it to the door, and then find a way to leave us alone with Emilina...... Wait, if you think about it, it looks pretty good? As for whether the blonde girl will dismantle herself after the effect of the drug is lifted, let's talk about it then.
Ahem, the above doesn't count. You know, although the enthusiastic and active and mischievous Emilina may seem delicious, I mean, charming, but that's only because the effect of the potion has caused the girl's personality to be reversed. After a while, she will revert back to the original somewhat traditional and conservative princess. It's nothing to cook a few side dishes and pat me and feed me, and a girl might do this if she's in a good mood, but it's a different story if you take the opportunity to ask her for the benefit of shame (the word is correct).
However, I can't help but want to try to take this cute girl in front of me to a place where no one is to do something embarrassing! Because Emilina in this state will not run away on the spot because I see the fat time, let alone sacrifice the sword of love to chase after more than a dozen streets and vow to make her face, she may even take the initiative to attack in turn, is there anything happier for a gentleman who likes welfare?
"Stupid brother, you forbid to take Emilina out of everyone's sight today. β
"It's a fantastic unfolding. Wingas, your recent military spending should be tight. But don't worry, Mom will sponsor you later, and take Emlina to the hotel. β
About half a minute after Yakumo said the name of the potion and returned to her gap, the baby sister and her mother spoke words with completely opposite meanings almost at the same time.
"Can you two stop making trouble!" I slammed the table and said frantically, "But if I really have to make a decision, I will definitely choose to listen to my mother!"
Mengyun looked like he was about to smash the chopsticks straight into my face: "We don't have three children in our family, right!?"
The green-haired parrot sitting next to me eating silently suddenly raised her head and pointed at the tip of her nose with a very innocent expression - don't be cute, no matter how stupid you pretend to be, you can't become a child in this family!
"Well, isn't it a little early to go to the hotel now?" Who knew that Emilina, who was expected not to refuse this, shook her head lightly, "I think it's better to wait." β
Seeing this, Mengyun immediately stroked his chest and let out a long sigh of relief. He praised with a happy face: "Great, it seems that even if he is completely affected by something strange and completely changes his personality, the stupid brother still doesn't have enough strategy for Emilina, and she still has a fatal lack of favorability." Tsk, who made you usually behave so gentlemanly caused girls to subconsciously disgust, and now it's really time to collect benefits, but people don't want to, it's really not immortal. β
"Dear little sister, what you said is so right, brother, I can only express my devotion to this. But little sister. When did we say we're going to take Emilina to the hotel, it's just my mom talking nonsense!?"
When the blonde girl heard this, she suddenly showed a very surprised expression, tilted her head and said, "Huh." Didn't you plan to do that, Zhou Yi? I just said it too early because it's still daytime, and you should wait until the evening to go to the hotel, right? Or are you a perverted gentleman who reads a pure and slutty guy and plan to choose the location in your room? Well, although it doesn't feel romantic enough, it's not impossible for me to accommodate you......
Did I miss something?
"Bridge bean sack!" Mengyun, who was instantly furious, jumped onto the chair with an extremely exaggerated movement, stretched out his trembling arm and pointed at Emilina's blushing neck, and shouted loudly, "You, do you know what strange things you were talking about just now, or are you possessed by your mother who talks about it every day?"
"Come down, what does it take to jump on a chair during dinner?" the mother glared at her daughter in dismay. immediately asked her to sit back obediently with her head shyped, "Well, anyway, those were all jokes that I was straightforward and said that there was no malicious intent, so don't take it seriously." Just like Mengyun said, Xiao Yi, you are strictly forbidden to take Emilina out of everyone's sight in the afternoon. Otherwise you look good. β
After missing something, there is no way to catch it back, and I can only nod very seriously with tears in my eyes: "Okay, I know." In addition, even if you don't say it, Mom, I won't be able to do that, otherwise we will definitely be bombarded to scum when this girl returns to normal. β
The mother didn't say anything, but the baby sister nodded her head vigorously in agreement and said, "That's not wrong at all." It's really unexpected, I didn't expect that the stupid brother still has this IQ, I always thought that your intelligence and strength were the same value. β
What is the saying that even one plus one equals how many people have to mentally calculate for a long time and like to play with frozen frogs, and Jiu is smarter than me, let's not talk about anything else, at least the high school textbooks can still be understood! Let's assume I didn't hear it.
I ignored Mengyun and turned my head directly to look at the blonde girl: "Emilina, you also know what kind of situation you are in now, and what advice do you have to avoid some unnecessary trouble?"
For example, if I continue to go out in the afternoon to search or something, I will be much easier without a girl by my side. After all, I know that I am a person who does not have much concentration, and in the past, because I was confined to all kinds of foolish faces by Emilina, I was limited to voluntary death, and now I am being messed with by some irresponsible little queen, and even I am starting to worry a little.
But I obviously underestimated how often the blonde girl showed her black belly attribute in this state. I saw that she suddenly stretched out her index and middle fingers and took out a strange square plastic bag from the void, shook it from side to side very casually, and said, "Well, get this thing ready?"
"Poofββ!!
This girl is simply tempting to commit a crime, right.,The kind of film props that seriously reduce the birth rate of the unexpected population, she has a beautiful cute girl sandwiched between her fingertips and swayed at me, an adolescent boy, a real big husband!?This full of charming little devil aura that constantly emanates from her body is a serious foul behavior.,I didn't have a chance to enter calm mode to resist from the beginning.,Hey!
"Ah, the Master has a nosebleed. The green-haired parrot looked at me desperately covering his nose in a very surprised tone and said, "What a strange reaction, master, you are ...... hair."
"Send your sister!" Before the bird could say the latter word, I immediately interrupted her with a shout, "There is no such thing, I just ate too fast!"
Seeing that things are getting worse. Mother finally clenched her fist in her mouth and coughed softly, interrupting her daily routine: "That's all over here. Emilina, don't tease Xiao Wing anymore, my son doesn't have much concentration, you be careful to provoke the fire, Xiao Wing, go to the bathroom and get your nose treated, or do you want to add some spices to the dishes on the table?"
Isn't this lunch almost finished?βgiven the high chance that my own mother would be confused, I finally rolled into the bathroom without saying anything.
After washing my face with cold water to calm myself, I returned to the table. At this time, Mengyun had already dragged Emilina, who had finished eating, to the sofa and watched TV, which also made me somewhat relieved. After all, the blonde girl in the state of a little devil has simply evolved into an out-of-specification existence like her mother. As an ordinary person, I can't afford to hurt at all.
However, looking at this posture, the girl made up her mind not to go out in the afternoon. What should I do? Her kindness is indeed hard to dream of, but in this way, I think it is better to forget it.
What's more, my mother will go to work in a while, and without her at home, I can't imagine what the two ancestors sitting on the sofa will do.
Just as I was feeling all sorts of panic about the upcoming afternoon, the doorbell rang.
Not long after the mother went to open the door, she invited someone into the living room. It's actually Sister Mei and Senior Sister Lan Yu. What the hell is this, don't you think this scene is messy enough!? Or maybe our great female man has the ability to have a premonition of hanging the sky, and decisively brought the natural dull over to start the legendary battle of Shura Field?
"Zhou Yi, and Emilina, I have something to say to the two of you. Sister Mei sat up straight very seriously and greeted me and the blonde girl. "Other people can also observe if they are interested, but remember to keep it confidential, and these news are not suitable for public announcement for the time being. β
...... I thought that Sister Mei was deliberately dragging the black long straight to join in the fun, but I was really too superficial.
After throwing the dishes and chopsticks to my mother to clean up, I hurried to the sofa. These old antiques that my parents bought when they got married have now become a special place for Sister Mei to break the news to us, and suddenly I found that I had become accustomed to being able to hear the so-called "confidential matters" in advance, and I only felt a deep pain in the eggs.
"Then Sister Mei, what's going on today?" I squeezed the bridge of my nose and sighed weakly, "Could it be that the legendary Yuying Academy has finally reopened?"
"What the hell, are you really the Zhou Yi who will secretly look at the girls every time you go to class, when did you become so diligent and studious?" Sister Mei looked at me with an extremely terrifying exaggerated appearance, "Stimulated?"
Recalling what happened during the previous meal, I nodded decisively and indifferently: "That's right, I was stimulated." β
The hairball on the top of his head fell to the ground with a snap on the spot, and he laughed wildly and rolled over, and three seconds later was slapped flat by me, who kept an expressionless face, without hesitation.
"Well, I guess I don't want to ask you specifically what happened. The embarrassed Sister Mei raised her hand to wipe the fine sweat from her head and said with a smile, "In short, please take care." β
I put my index finger up and put the furball back on top of my head - don't ask me why I was able to lift it up with just one finger, it was because the little thing was biting our fingers viciously with its mouth and wouldn't let go easily - I sat down on the couch and tried to turn the subject back: "It doesn't count. Sister Mei, what made you come to the door?"
"Didn't I tell you a few days ago that Nafuga was affected by the AI virus of that group of gray-skinned toads, in fact, the virus lady was not able to cooperate with Nafuga to get rid of it, but now it has intensified. Sister Mei paused to digest what she had just said before re-opening, "So we discussed it with Nafuga and decided to set aside a day to clean up the cancer in her body. However, everyone also knew that the Job went with the fortress to the toad's side, and Valkyrie had no way to replace Nafgar, so ...... The world's networks will be down for an entire day. β
"Oh, Shenmaββ!? I subconsciously responded after half a beat of slow reaction, and then shouted in horror, "You plan to give Nafuga a day off without arranging for someone to replace you?"
"People have been helping humans work for so long, and it stands to reason that they should get a break. β
I don't have to refute it at all. (To be continued.) )