Chapter 830: Fellow (I)
With that, I squatted down, dug up a lot of mud in the swamp with a shovel, said goodbye to the boy again, and hurried down the mountain.
The way down the mountain, it will be a little easier to walk, I look at the centipede curled up in the bottle from time to time, a sneer on the corner of my mouth, thinking: cannibalism, for the party, we can settle this account!
By the time I reached the bottom of the mountain, it was getting light. Facing the cold wind, I reached out and tried to stop a car and take me back to the city.
But the passing car didn't stop, and I inadvertently looked down at my current makeup, and smiled helplessly. I can't see the original color of the clothes on my upper body, all over my body, as far as the eye can see, are full of mud, cotton shoes on my feet, I don't know when a hole leaked, and my thumb and toe pushed out of the shoes like a curious baby.
I looked at myself helplessly, and then at the highway helplessly. Forget it, it's all on your own.
That being said, but I was choked by the cold this night, and the water and rice were not touched, and at this moment it can be said that I am hungry and cold, or for my good physical fitness, I would have been lying on the side of the road. After walking for a long time, a rhythmic horn suddenly sounded behind me, and I looked back to see a Mercedes SUV slowly slowing down behind me.
The owner of the car, a middle-aged man in his forties, sat in the car with a cigarette in one hand and shouted at me: "Brother, where are you going?" Shall I give you a while? ”
As soon as I heard this, I trembled,, what a familiar accent! This is the northerners!
I quickly turned around and asked excitedly, "Are you also a northerner?" ”
"Oh, fellow!" The driver was also very excited, and asked, "Where are you going?" ”
I pointed ahead embarrassedly: "Back to the city." ”
The driver was more excited than me, and slapped the door: "! Get in! ”
Although I don't know about cars, I still know Mercedes-Benz, look at yourself dirty, and then look at other people's cars, it is inevitable that there will be an embarrassment of being overstretched.
I was a little embarrassed and said, "Well, I'll just go and sit in the trunk, your car is so good, I ......"
"Net, that trunk is for pulling goods, not pulling people." The driver said very boldly: "Besides, isn't the car just for people to sit on, which is so poor and exquisite, hurry up, get in the car!" ”
With all that said, I could only thank you while pulling the car door open and getting into the car carefully.
The car went out with a foot on the accelerator, and the driver handed me a cigarette and asked, "Do you smoke it?" ”
I hurriedly waved my hand: "Thank you, I won't." ”
The driver lit a cigarette to himself, held the steering wheel with one hand, and asked, "What are you doing?" How did you make it like this? ”
For a moment, I wanted to laugh a little, he was obviously expressing concern, how could it become another taste in his mouth?
I thought about it, but I still didn't tell the truth, and instead said perfunctorily: "I, I'm a travel friend, I got lost in the mountains." ”
The driver turned his head, looked at me, and said with a smile, "Bragging, right?" If you're a traveler, I'll eat the car now. ”
I was stunned for a moment and asked, "Why don't you believe it?" ”
"You look at your shoes, playing outdoors, who would wear your casual shoes? Look at your backpack again, it is the most ordinary nylon bag, and those who often go outdoors know that a waterproof backpack is a must-have. ”
The driver said triumphantly.
The moment the lie is exposed, everyone will be embarrassed, and I am no exception, I sneered and said, "You, you know a lot, ha." ”
The driver's smile grew: "Look at what I put in the back seat." ”
I looked back and saw an extremely complete set of outdoor tools, randomly placed in the back of the car.
Without waiting for me to speak, the driver said to himself, "That's what I'm playing with." ”
For a while, I fell into silence, and when I made it, it seemed that I was deliberately deceiving others, and people were kind enough to pull me for a while, if I didn't even tell the truth, it would be a bit unkind, besides, I was still a fellow countryman.
I cleared my throat and said, "Actually, I'm a Taoist priest. ”