Chapter 158: I'm Not a Monkey!
The rain stopped, and the sun was just right on Renman Street, and the long-lost rays of sunshine shone on Xu Yan's face. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
In order to fight against the curse's addiction to gnawing people, Xu Yan gnawed the meat on his body to a mess, and the meat on his face was filled on his left arm, which had long become a burial object for addiction, so the current face was a skeletal face, and the eyes on it had long been gone, only two black and protruding eye holes, which looked very scary, but even so, everyone was not frightened by Xu Yan's appearance.
Xu Yan had already woken up, but he didn't open his eyes, he put his perspective on the soul fire on his chest, and this angle just happened to see Ah Sa's side face, as well as the extremely terrifying action that Xiao Nizi was doing-
Artificial respiration on a skeleton!!
Such a terrifying action is not made by ordinary people, Xu Yan's mood is slightly complicated, the key is that his skeleton mouth is leaking!
What a rough artificial respiration!
"Sure enough, it's still the same, a woman with a surprised head!" Xu Yan couldn't help but start complaining.
"It's moving!"
At this time, the voice of a little fat boy shouted excitedly: "Brother Xu Yan has moved!"
Everyone was shocked, and suddenly lost again.
"Nope!"
"No! it's really moving, you see, the soul fire on Brother Xu Yan's body is burning again!"
Following the position of the little fat child's finger, sure enough, everyone found a pale silver flame in the left chest cavity of the bloody human remains, which was beating suddenly, like a beating heart.
"No, artificial respiration really works!"
Monkey Eryi excitedly pushed Ah Sa aside, and then the monkey face came up, pouted his mouth, and went straight towards Xu Yan's mouth hole.
But Xu Yan's stumbling face really couldn't look at it directly, and Monkey Er closed his eyes in recognition and muttered boldly: "This time...... Let me come!
"Click......click!"
A few drops of saliva dropped onto Xu Yan's face.
Xu Yan was so frightened that he used almost all his strength to successfully turn over.
"Bang!"
Monkey Er threw himself into the air and fell into a daze, when he suddenly heard a voice ringing in his ears, as if whispering.
"I'll take a credit account and give me a 10XL rice ball!"
Monkey Er twisted his head, and a toe without flesh stuck out of his ear.
At that toe, Monkey Er was first surprised, then deflated, and he also responded in a low voice, for fear of scaring the people next to him.
"You guy finally came to life, moved the laryngeal resonance pronunciation to the toes, damn it, can you be a little more creative, I thought it was me hallucinating!"
"Let's have a rice ball!" said the toe back to the ear of Monkey Er, who was in a street strewn posture.
Monkey Er said helplessly: "Rice is the staple food of the barbarians, now the barbarian head tax is so heavy, the various resources of the barbarians are all planted in the nursery garden, the strong men and the barbarians go to the mine to serve, there is no one to plant, the rice harvest has been very low in recent years, which is so many 10XL rice balls, the last time the Majin black market was auctioned expired, expired for fifty years, and now there are very few 10XL rice balls on the market for sale...... I don't have one here!"
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"Whew!"
Seeing the skeleton turn over, everyone forcibly suppressed the emotion in their hearts, and the sun shone on their faces, and their faces turned red.
"What are you muttering?" Ah Sa looked at Monkey Er a little speechless.
At this time, Stonelin also came, and he roared at the crowd: "AK48 is still alive, take him to the hospital quickly!"
"Da Da Da!"
The crowd came in clusters, Monkey Er hurriedly jumped up, he blocked the crowd, and kept raising his eyebrows: "AK48 is a binuclear mutation, go to the hospital, listen to me, go to the nearest nursery ......"
"He needs to rest there!"
"And ......," Monkey Er added, "Eat to replenish meat, yes, it's rice!"
"This guy's meat has all gone, whoever has rice, hurry up!"
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The old E3657 Nursery is located on Longji Mountain, 45 kilometers outside the city.
"Whew!"
A sound of breaking wind swept through the sky, and then the figure of a toilet appeared, on the toilet seat was a white-haired monkey, and a skeleton was tied to the pumping tank, the speed was unstable, sometimes fast and sometimes slow.
Monkey Er touched the conch pendant around his neck, and a palm-sized air screen popped up on it.
The screen displays: "Positioned, old E3657 nursery garden, go straight ahead!"
"Jump!"
It was a fart sound, and the toilet was a little faster.
......
Monkey Er took out the onions and potato chips he had prepared in advance from the woven bag and stuffed them into his mouth.
"Jump!"
When the 187th fart was freshly baked, the old E3657 nursery had finally arrived!
The steaming clouds, the misty mountains, and the shadows of the trees are the shock and emotion brought to the barbarian by the old E3657 Nursery Garden, which was a miraculous project 10,000 years ago.
Overlooking the Longji Mountain from the air, the neat and uniform ginseng fruit trees change light and shadow in the lens against the light, like a butterfly with fluttering wings carrying the ancient nursery to fly through more than 10,000 years.
"Holy!"
"It's too fast to brake!!"
"Bang!"
The toilet bowl smashed into the hole in the nursery like a meteorite falling from the sky.
Smoke billowing in the air.
Monkey Er's trembling hand finally touched the flush button of the toilet, got off the toilet, got up, just as the smoke and dust dissipated, he saw that Xu Yan had loosened his ties at some point, and was sitting cross-legged on a boulder not far away, like a bone carving.
The chest cavity of the bone carving is hollowed, and a cluster of pale silver flames is hanging in it, and it is still beating suddenly, like the heart of a human being.
Xu Yan is still alive.
He clenched his teeth, and on his forehead, cold sweat was pouring down, and bronze-colored bruises gradually surfaced and covered it.
Monkey Er came closer, looking at the skeleton gritting his teeth with a solemn face, he stopped, not daring to disturb.
"You guy always likes to pretend to be cool, it's obviously painful, but you want to pretend to be painless in Renman Street!" Monkey Er shook his head.
"Rest well!"
"I've sorted out everything else, and I've sent an email to HS, the curse of NO18X has been broken, and theoretically it no longer belongs to ABT's murder map, and our application to register the murder group with NO18X has been submitted to HS for warehousing review ......"
"Plus, I'm not a monkey!"
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In the old Golden State people's barbarian community, in a wooden house with stripping paint, a rather serious meeting is going on.
"The fierce road has been opened for 800 years, and the registration of the murderous group can be described as the attention of ten thousand barbarians, this time, we have finally come out with a mutated spokesperson, and finally have the opportunity to show their faces on the murderous road, and the application for the group has been sent to HS, and during the HS review, there is a black gold captain who came forward, and ABT did not dare to attack our people outside the law, which is a happy thing!"
"But we can't be too happy, the account owed to the bank is indeed a bottomless pit, the third district and the southwest district combined, not counting the principal, the interest alone is more than 100 million accounts, ABT uses this as an excuse to collect the interest of the people, and the black gold captain is not in a rut, we still have to pay tribute obediently......"
"Is there still any spare funds over there, let's move a little over there in case of emergency!?"
Ma Jincheng has now become the number one settlement of the barbarians, and the General Guild has also moved to Ma Jincheng, but Ma Jincheng really can't spare funds!"
"I recommend that everyone donate!"
"Donations? We are already tight enough to eat and clothe up, how much money can we make up for these tens of millions of people?"
"It's still the same as before, do the work of the primate barbarians, ask them to help, after all, there is still a bit of friendship!"
"I tried, but it didn't work, not to mention the previous friendship, let's just say that now we have broken the cursed soul body of Beamon Blaster, which is equivalent to taking revenge with the overlord of the barbarian world, this consequence is very terrible, as long as the human barbarian murderous group is wiped out on the fierce road, it also means that our human barbarians have completely lost their protective shield, and can completely withdraw from the ABT food chain, at this juncture, how can they be willing to fund us, they are afraid of touching the anger of Bimeng and provoking themselves!"
"Is that no way?"
"Unless there is a windfall!"
The conference hall is at a loss!
"Didi!"
At this time, Edward's cell phone rang.
"It's a text message notification!" Edward looked at his phone, looking impatient, "Is it that I forgot to pay the water and electricity bills of the General Guild again, and I come to the text message every day to urge me, and I am annoyed!"
"Da!"
Click on the text message, and a message pops up.
"Tsk!"
Edward breathed a cool breath.
"What's wrong?" the crowd asked.
Edward exclaimed: "Windfall from the sky, there are strange barbarians who will always transfer money......"
He stumbled on counting the mantissa count.
"One, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand, thousand, million, million, million, million, billion......"
"Whew-"
Breathless!
"Whew-"
Take a deep breath!
"Hundred...... Ten billion!!"
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